Category Archives: Stupid Foreigner Tricks

Chinese Students: We Regret Violence, But Stop Blaming Us

The Hankyoreh talked with Chinese students about Sunday’s ugliness, and found that while most expressed regret about the violence, they also felt they were being unfairly singled out:
Concerning the violent situation that took place during the Olympic torch relay on April 27, Chinese students and other Chinese generally expressed “regret.” But they also protested that [...]

Chicom Gov blames “separatist forces” for Chinese riot in Seoul

The fallout from the Chinese student riot continues.
The Chinese ambassador to Seoul offered as close to an apology as one would expect in this situation (AP):
China’s ambassador to Seoul, Ning Fukui, said he regretted the “extreme behavior” of the Chinese protesters and offered sympathy to wounded South Koreans, the South Korean Foreign Ministry said.
If Beijing [...]

Gov’t to Put Rioters on Slow Boat to China

Oddly, the government has not been amused with gangs of punky young foreigners running riot in the heart of the national capital — the government has decided to deal with the rioters in stern fashion, including deportations.
In a Cabinet meeting today, Prime Minister Han Seung-soo said, “As the pride of our citizens has been hurt [...]

Korean Media Images of Demos Hit Chinese Blogosphere

Korean news photos of the torch relay are circulating on Chinese news forums and blogs. The reaction is mostly patriotic chest-thumping over the sea of red in Seoul and indignation at the pro-Tibet and NK human rights protesters for disrupting the relay. Some commenters are furious at the Korean media’s “distorted reporting.” [...]

Chinese Embassy Organized Student Hooligans?

Civic groups are accusing the Chinese embassy of organizing the Chinese protesters that ran riot in Seoul on Sunday, reports YTN.
In particular, the embassy is accused of sending text messages, letters and making phone calls to Chinese students, asking them to participate.
Chinese students who participated, however, deny this, claiming they got involved through overseas student [...]

Foreign Ministry Expresses ‘Strong Regret’ about Chinese Thugs

The Foreign Ministry gave the Chinese ambassador to Seoul as close to a dressing down as the Foreign Ministry is prepared to give the Chinese, expressing “strong regret” about Chinese youth running riot in Seoul yesterday.
The Chinese ambassador, for his part, expressed his regret and condolences over the reporter and cop that got hurt by [...]

The Face of “Loving One’s Country”

Sorry, Joshua, I just couldn’t resist:

From Yonhap.
Oh, and if the hapless Americans/Canadians who got assaulted by the Chinese yesterday are reading this, your plight was reported in the very right-wing Korean online paper FreeZone, which, if you’re anything like the pro-Tibet people I knew in the States, is probably the last place you wanted your [...]

Oh, Those Wacky Chinese Demonstrators

More stuff along the same lines of what Sonagi and Elgin posted — our Chinese friends got a bit rough yesterday, scaring and otherwise pissing off a good many Koreans.
First, there were the Chinese throwing water bottles, sticks and stones at activists from a North Korean refugee rights group at Olympic Park. One reporter working [...]

So, Six Pot-Smoking English Teachers, a Korean Drug Dealer and an Illegal African Alien Walk into a Bar…

Police have busted six foreign English teachers employed at famous language hagwon for smoking pot.
Seoul Police announced yesterday that they’d detained a 40-year-old illegal alien from Ghana and booked (without detention) a 31-year-old Korean hagwon instructor by the name of Lee for drug law violations. They also booked six foreign teachers — including a 30-year-old [...]

Red Guards in Seoul

The East is red according to China’s Xinhua news agency. A photo essay on the Olympic torch relay in Seoul is filled with images of flag-waving patriots and even a Sinophile laowai. Looks like the Chinese government planned ahead and shipped a container full of 五星红旗 (five star red flag) of all sizes [...]

Djamilya, Sexy-mong Girls Bust Evil Foreign English Teachers

I swear to God, you can’t make up stuff like this. It’s like living in an irony-free zone sometimes.
In the first episode of season 2 of CGV TV’s “Sexy Mong” series (think Korean adult comedy meets Charlie’s Angels), the Sexi Mong girls — including Djamilya and her continued oral fixation — head to that den [...]

Stop Westernizing Korea, Imperialist English Teachers and Businessmen!

And in the KT, English teacher Steve Schertzer in Busan tells English teachers — and businessmen — to stop Westernizing Koreans. Here’s some of it:
It is no secret that many of the foreign English teachers come here with an agenda.
Like the U.S. government, which unabashedly send troops to different nations to spread democracy, many native [...]

Chinese Paramilitary Coming to Seoul?

I did not think this would really be the case but it seems the Chinese guys in blue (see here) are actually Chinese Paramilitary and they will be coming to Seoul, with the Olympic torch, after all. Apparently even the chairman of the London 2012 Olympic games described these guys as “thugs”. Wonderful [...]

Perceptions Can Be Funny

First you have this little opinion piece in the KT from an English teacher upset about the media running sensational stories about “foreigners” (read: English teachers) engaging in mischief. I found this line particularly amusing:
Such generalized, judgmental stories are causing ordinary people to have unwarranted prejudicial assumptions regarding the foreign guests of Korea. Such stories [...]

Crackdown on Illegal Foreign Teacher Brokers

At the end of an almost completely unrelated piece in the Hanguk Ilbo, I noticed a blurb that police planned to launch a 70-day crackdown — starting today (April 1) on brokers trading in unqualified foreign teachers. Which means I suspect more than a few teachers will get netted in the process.

Stupidity in Osan

This is just dumb.

Enoch Powell Would Have Been Proud

This is the kind of sentiment Newsis warned us about last week. In the stridently right-wing Free Zone News, reporter Jeon Gyeong-woong — whose email appropriately enough is enoch@freezonenews.com — gives readers the “Rivers of Blood” treatment in a piece lambasting left-wingers, including the previous administration, for turning a blind eye to the problem of [...]

Brutal Murder Leading to Anti-Illegal Alien Sentiment

Newsis reports that the murder of a middle school girl during an attempted rape by an illegal alien in Yangju, while relegated to the back pages of most major papers, has become major news on the Internet. There is great concern that the horrific crime — in which the 13-year-old (12 in the West) girl [...]

Language Issues, ‘Human Rights’ Hinder Police Efforts Against Foreign Crime

The Dong-A Ilbo reports crimes committed by foreigners living in Korea are growing more brutal and sophisticated, but the language barrier and complaints by human rights groups are preventing police from carrying out proper investigations.
Take, for instance, an incident last year when police brought in a Hong Konger, Nigerian and Singaporean into Namdaemun Police Station [...]

Wanted Murderer Teaching English in Korea

Police in Gyeonggi-do announced Wednesday that they have arrested a 31-year-old English teacher who was wanted by the American FBI for a 1996 home home invasion in Pennsylvania. The home’s occupant, a former police officer, was shot dead during the crime.
The teacher, identified as Mr. Nam, posted a US$1 million bail and fled to Korea [...]