Category Archives: Completely Random Crap

Maybe the Table Had Hot Legs

An Ohio man has been arrested for having sex with a picnic table in his backyard and inside his home.  This potential nominee for a Darwin Award made porn videos of the acts, and those DVDs were passed along to the police.

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Djamilya’s Music Video

Click here to view(Naver video). 

Damn

I don’t want to talk about it.

I Guess I Won’t Be Ordering My Cheesesteak in Kiswahili…

Remember Geno’s Steaks in Philly? Well, the city’s Commission on Human Relations (is this anything like the Alberta Human Rights Commission?) has ruled that the shop’s “This is America: WHEN ORDERING ‘PLEASE SPEAK ENGLISH” sign does not violate the city’s Fair Practices Ordinance.

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What? It Can’t Be!

Canuckistanis pay less in income tax and employee social-security contributions than Americans? Does that mean we’ll see hockey players defecting to Canada as tax refugees?

White People Taste Like Pork, But Do They Taste Better than African Peacekeepers?

Former Liberian president Charles Taylor is on trial for war crimes at the Hague.  Wednesday’s testimony from former soldiers included gruesome details of cannibalism ordered by Taylor.
Marzah, who led the Death Squad group of killers, said many of the victims of cannibalism were members of the Krahn people of the then Liberian president, Samuel Doe, [...]

If Saint Simeon Stylites Could Spend 37 Years on a Pillar in Syria…

Surely, spending two years on a toilet in Kansas is no big deal.
I’m curious, though — if you were to spend two years in the john, what reading material would you bring in with you?

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Sorry You Had to Resign Over a Piece of Ass, Gov

But at least it was a nice piece of ass.
(HT to reader)

There’s a Lot of Reasons to Hate Eliot Spitzer…

But man, I hate watching officials resign over something as stupid as this.
Perhaps I’ve been in Korea too long, but I find it reassuring that my leaders are getting laid, although admittedly, you have to wonder about the judgment of any man willing to shell out up to US$31,000 a day for a piece of [...]

I Knew You Canuck Bastards Were Up to No Good!

Interesting piece of historical trivia, from Wikipedia:
Defence Scheme No. 1 was a plan created by Canadian Director of Military Operations and Intelligence Col. James “Buster” Sutherland Brown, for a Canadian pre-emptive invasion of the United States.
Defence Scheme No. 1 was created in 1921 and details a surprise attack on the northern U.S. as soon as [...]

If It’s Good Enough for Rioters, It’s Good Enough for Your Toddler

Yeah, I know you’re all outraged, but really, who amongst us hasn’t wanted at some time to take a high-pressure water hose to a two-year-old?

Glorious Insults

Over at Coming Anarchy, Curzon posts “glorious insults from the Golden Age of the English language.”
Brilliant stuff, all.
I do have one complaint, though. If you’re going to include former Australian Prime Minister Paul Keating (a dubious inclusion to a Golden Age of the English language list, even great fans of the man such as we [...]

‘Stuff Asian People Like’

When a reader emails “You must post this,” I’ve got to post it.
So without further ado…
First we had “Stuff White People Like.” Now we have “Stuff Asian People Like.”

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Obama vs. Roh Comparison?

While people have been sorting through candidates in America, Americans have had much consideration of where they went dead wrong during the last eight years. Amongst the dialog, there is one blog comment that caught my attention because one commenter made a comparison between Roh Mu-Hyan and Barack Obama that caught my eye:
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RIP, WFB

As a card carrying-member of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy, I’d be seriously remiss if I didn’t mention — in sadness — the passing of William F. Buckley… especially after I managed to say something nice when Edward Said passed on.
My brother sent me a link of his debate with Noam Chomsky, and Andrew Sullivan [...]

“Spoils of War” or Illegal Gain?

An interesting editorial in the IHT, regarding Russia’s hoarding of 10–15 billion dollars worth of art, taken from the Nazis during WWII, reminds one of other situations, such taken from Korea, by Japan, now a part of China and Russia. If one craves legitimacy, pass a law (Russia) or create a “NorthEast Project“.

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It’s Official: Ending Affirmative Action Helps Asian-Americans, not Whites

Educational researchers at UCLA studied the effects of ending affirmative action on college admissions in Texas, Florida, and California, and guess what they found out.  African-American and Hispanic enrollment dropped, sometimes in half, and four of five of those places were filled by Asian-Americans. 
Although I appreciate the intent of affirmative action to open up educational [...]

Jeonbuk University Students at it Again

Jeonbuk University is in the spotlight again after photos showing its students hazing freshmen surfaced in Kuki News.
The same university gained a bit of notoriety last year after students in the Sports Science Department forced its freshmen to stand and sing at one of its main gates, in the rain, while only clad in their underwear.  The girls however were allowed [...]

A Little Top-Heavy for Marilyn Monroe, No?

In case you haven’t seen Lindsay Lohan’s nude photo spread in New York Magazine, here you go.
Why does she have to be from Long Island?
UPDATE: Entire photo spread here.

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Heere Bigynneth the Tale of the Asse-Hatte

OK, so Archbishop Rowan Williams probably doesn’t belong on this blog, but man, this was so damned funny, it deserves a link.

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