Suck it up Conan.
Don’t often get long articles on South Korea in The Economist, but apparently tomorrow (the article is strangely dated into the future: January 17th) they will publish an article about Korean economic nationalism. Yes, good old fashion economic nationalism! Everybody has it, but Korea’s version seems to be a bit more, how shall we say? Focused, aggressive and pervasive? Yeah, that will work.
When South Korean celebrities, eager to prove their patriotism, swapped their German BMW cars for home-grown Hyundais on television, during the Asian financial crisis in 1998, they rallied the whole nation behind domestic products. To wean South Koreans off their Coke and Pepsi, a local firm launched “815 cola”, commemorating Korean liberation from Japan on August 15th 1945.
However, such appeals to patriotism seem to have run their course, and South Koreans have rediscovered their fascination for all things foreign. What has prompted them to rethink is a growing awareness of how much more they pay for things than foreigners do—and not just because of high tariffs—and how easy it has become to import cheap stuff.
Among the first signs that patriotic propaganda was losing its effectiveness came in 2009, when Apple launched the iPhone in South Korea. Samsung fought back by promoting its Omnia 2 mobile as “the pride of South Korea” and local media weighed in with negative reviews of its American rival. Yet Apple went on to seize a quarter of the country’s smartphone sales in one year. More recently, a petition by local grocers last March, calling for a boycott of popular Japanese-branded products, such as beer and cigarettes, flopped.
Yes, but economic nationalism is not dead!
The beautiful Lee Hyori (God bless her heart!) on Twitter said that if Ssangyong rehires all the workers they laid off in 2009, then she will star in a Ssangyong commercial promoting the Tivoli crossover, dancing in a bikini!
Lee Hyori- beautiful AND generous!
Unfortunately, Ssangyong showed their poor sense of aesthetic and business acumen by declining Hyori’s offer.
Personally? I admire Hyori’s sense of community activism and civic virtue, whether or not it’s to promote Korean beef, or raise awareness for abandoned pets, feeding the poor or finding attractive mates for ugly Korean men.
Photo from Soompi.com.
I saw this movie recently on VOD, not long after Christmas, and I noticed the weird Korean too, but given that it is an American movie and all the Korean actors are Korean American or Korean Canadian, my expectations weren’t high in the first place.
Much of the pronunciation was off. Diana Bang‘s accent was really off, although at least I thought Randall Park‘s accent was a little better. The girl singing in the beginning clearly was a Korean-North American (probably taught how to speak Korean by either weekend language school or parents). Nobody bothered to try and imitate the North Korean accent (which I think is fun to mimic).
What the heck is “모든｜,” huh?
According to Michael Han:
Most of the Korean language spoken in the movie sounded like kindergartners speaking. This is often the case with any language used by non-native speakers. There were some supporting characters whose Korean language seemed more natural, but the main characters sounded like they use English as their primary language, and do not use Korean regularly.
Here is an exhibit A: Randall Park (Kim Jong-un in the movie) says these two lines for a subtitle: “I want his severed head on my desk!”
그 새끼 대가리 원해! (geu seki daegari won-hae!)
눈 목을 거야! (noon mok-eur guh-ya!)
[I] want his head!
[I] am going to eat his eyes!
“[I] want his head” sounds more natural in Korean if it’s translated, “그 새끼 대가리 가지고 와!” (geu seki daegari gajigo wa! / “Bring me his head!”) , because no native Korean speaker would write or say “won-hae” (“[I] want”) in the context of the situation and the expression used.
Diana Bang mispronounces her character’s name in the beginning of the movie as Park Sook-yong and later corrects it to Park Sook-young. Sook-yong being more of a guy’s name and Sook-young being the correct girl’s name (the Chinese character “龍,” pronounced yong meaning “dragon” and the Chinese character “荣,”pronounced young means “glory”).
받아막다 means “confront (or ram on) to block,” instead it should say 정지 or “Stop” like:
Photos from Kotaku, via YTN or Wikimedia Commons.
Tina Fey was asked about the killing at ‘Charlie Hebdo’, and her answers made headline news.
What resonated with me in particular (and not for the reasons you might think) was:
But … we’re Americans. … Even if it’s just dumb jokes in The Interview, we have the right to make them.
My disclaimer is:
1) I have not seen The Interview the film, but only the youtube clip where Kim’s head gets blown up.
2) I have skimmed through maybe a dozen Charlie Hebdo covers (Maybe 6 or so of the so-called anti-Muslim ones, and another 6 or so about Animal Rights) & I speak enough French to understand them.
OK, with that disclaimer, let me add another large one, I don’t condone the violence or the illegal hacking nor threatening (of the movie-goers)..however, I do find the tactics of the North Koreans (if they were responsible for the Sony hacking) much more palatable and laudable in some twisted sense, but that is another story.
When the Charlie Hebdo incident happened, and I skimmed through the covers, I found myself saying: “But it’s not very good, nor funny”.
My first question is: should political satire not be funny ( i.e. good)?
It’s heresy, I know, to ask this (all my friends in and out of France and in and out of the media business are changing their FB profile to “Je suis Charlie”) but why risk so much for such mediocre material? I found it offensive – the cartoons (a couple of them) and I am not even Muslim. And from what little I know, The Interview also looks to be a terrible film. So when Tina Fey made that remark “Even if it’s just dumb jokes in The Interview,” that bit resonated with me.
For example, my brand of humor is:
Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear and Sacha Baron Cohen. Clarkson, in particular, has not lost any support on his home turf, because he is always offending some country or some people. I still find the British “rah-rah” insensitivity a good antidote to the politically-correct-gone-overboard antics of other countries.
A skew-related subject is a film I recently watched at the cinema called Interstellar. I absolutely hated it, but virtually everybody I knew liked it, and kept saying “it’s a film, it doesn’t have to be all scientifically feasible”…they were missing the point, I wasn’t objecting to the science, I was just objecting to how crap it was – the story line and the actors.
My second question is when is it OK to make fun of people and what is free speech really?
For example, in South Korea, back during the election campaign various “street-artists” were being questioned for putting up posters depicting (President) Park as Snow White eating an apple which had her father on it. They were detained and “investigated” for breaching various rules including breaking into a building (to spray the pictures onto the street from the rooftop?) I also vaguely remember the authorities not happy with mice pictures of LMB. However, South Korea is spraying propaganda leaflets still in North Korea and the North are unhappy about that. I object to spraying any material that might litter (as anybody who lived in Seoul will know) Also, on the South Korean television we hardly have *any* political comedy nowadays. I really doubt that Japan and Korea (and definitely not China) have the same notion of “true freedom of speech and expression” as in the West. Their comedy is still shite. Why can we not have our own John Stewart or John Oliver in Asia? I swear, if we did, all our conflicts would disappear, because it’s just laugha-away-able – the problems we have between the neighbors.
Back to the topic, leading up to the Second World War, there were a lot of propaganda material against the Jewish people, depicting them as large-nosed money grabbing monsters. How is that much different from what Charlie Hebdo was doing in that it is targeting a minority in a country, and not the people in political power in their own country?
In a sense, Tina Fey hit another point when she mentions, how with the way we consume media, it’s not confined to the country anymore. I think political satire flourishes when the true freedom of expression is exercised, i.e. it is against the status quo, or the faction-in-control. When it starts to border on foreign policy, or minorities with less power, then is it still all-that? Or If we can classify some groups of people as violent, dangerous, but lacking in brain cells, what use is it to taunt them under the context of free speech? And not very well at that?
P.S. I also enjoyed Team America tremendously, why? because it was funny, and good.
P.P.S. Another Disclaimer: The views expressed on this post is a sketchy one in more than one sense of the word, and does not in any way reflect the views of the blog owner who is a very coherent and reasonable person.
Photo from morethings.com.
War is Boring is one of my favorite (and perhaps Mr. Koehler’s as well) non-Korean related blogs. They don’t mention Korea often, but sometimes they do. Their latest blog post that kind of mentions Korea, albeit in passing, is the U.S. Army’s only officially sanctioned drag queen show.
Yes, it happened in 1946 when American troops stationed in Europe and Japan had plenty of local diversions and attention from the USO to keep them entertained. Post colonial Korea? Not so much. How did you keep men of the 7th Infantry Division stationed in Korea entertained, distracted and free from trouble from the local populace? You dress a few men as women and put on burlesque shows.
Photo by Blue Delliquanti.
Say hello to the 허니버터칩 (“Honey Butter Chip”), the latest snack addiction in Korea. Made by the Haitai-Calbee joint venture (Haitai the Korean company and Calbee the Japanese company), they have taken the peninsula by storm.
(Image from JoongAng Ilbo – what the heck is the Eiffel Tower doing in there?)
The chip has sold out in many places, stores are only allowing one per customer, celebrities are instagraming themselves with the product. There is of course the typical response when demand far outstrips supply:
(Image from Korea Times, U.S. Edition)
Yes, that’s right- price gouging.
Get your Honey Butter Chips right here folks. Only $51.75 USD each (S&H included)!
Yeah, what’s his name? Ah, that’s right, Kim Won-jung.
(Photo from Korea Times U.S. edition)
According to Korea Times:
In August, Sgt. Kim Won-jung, while serving his mandatory military service as an athlete in the military corps, made headlines when he sustained leg injuries after getting in a car accident following a visit to a [Thai] massage parlor.Kim Won-jung’s representatives reportedly told media the separation was due to his rehabilitation treatment and differences in personality
The latest controversial photo in Korea has 18 modern dance students at Chonbuk National University in Jeonju, North Jeolla Province, take a “topless” photograph to commemorate their graduation.
(Image from ohfun.net)
So, what’s up with that one guy in the right corner? What’s his story?
Meanwhile, in ‘Murica:
(Image from NY Daily News)
What is it? Oh, just attention whore celebrity Kim Kardashian and her technologically enhanced butt out there to “break the internet.”
Is it sexy, funny, over-the-top? Regardless, the internetz, armed with an iconic image, is rather creative at making hilarious fun out of it.
A rather progressive yogurt commercial:
Commentary and background information given by James Turnbull over at The Grand Narrative.
Ipsos Mori, a U.K. market research company has come up with an “ignorance” index of the world’s 14 most developed countries. In defining “ignorance” Ipsos came up with nine questions about the 14 countries in the survey and asked an appropriate sample size of citizens of each country the nine questions about their respective country.
(Image from Ipsos)
The questions were basic social facts about each country such as the rate of teen births, people over the age of 65, immigration rates, life expectancy, etc. I took the test (available here) for both the U.S. and South Korean and I got a seven and eight out of nine questions right, respectively.
Japan (number 12) appears to blow Korea out of the water here. Italy isn’t that surprising. The U.S. at number two isn’t terribly surprising either, unfortunately. Sweden, as usual in these type of indexes, outperforms.
They have who, what, huh?
Okay, so the story goes that in the middle of the American major league baseball season the Kansas City Royals were just an average team in a small market with average talent, having yet another ho-hum average season in their bland 45 year history (playoff-less in the last 28 of those 45 years). That was until a foreigner named Sung-woo Lee from far away South Korea came on the scene. Through social media, Sung-woo was a regular fixture on Royals’ fan sites and blogs and exhorted Royals’ fans to persevere, which helped to inject much needed enthusiasm into the traditional fan base. Interestingly enough, Sung-woo’s online participation started as an attempt to learn English by consistently conversing with American baseball fans.
(Image from KMBC, Channel 9)
Native Kansas City residents were curious about this Asian man from a far away country and his interest in their local team. Usually, when a foreigner is interested in an American baseball team, it’s usually a team from one of the bigger markets like the NY Yankees, LA Dodgers or Seattle Mariners, etc. But Kansas City? As a Midwestern town they are not close to Asia or Europe and the “city” of barely 500,000 people does not have the ritz and glamour of a New York or Los Angeles.
But a committed fan Sung-woo appeared to be. He even came to Kansas City in August of this year for a 10 day stay. Locals gave him a hero’s welcome, rolled out the red carpet and showered him with Midwestern hospitality. They named a hot dog in his honor and even had him throw the first pitch in a game against the A’s. But the real news is what happened to the team during his little Kansas City vacation: an eight game winning streak that put them in the wild card hunt. The New York Post called this the baseball “feel good” story of the year. Locals call him the “superfan.” NPR said he’s spread “Korean pixie dust” on the team. Korea Times US Edition called it “Korean Karma.” KMBC channel 9 reporter Kris Ketz simply called Sung-woo their “good luck charm.”
American baseball is a notoriously superstitious sport. The 2002 Angels had the rally monkey, which some believe helped propel a pretty average talent wise team all the way to winning the World Series. Well, not to say that a man and a monkey are the same thing, but it appears the good luck charm thing is happening again this year and this time it could very well be the Royals who benefit. They swept the Baltimore Orioles for the AL Championship yesterday and will either play the Giants or Cardinals for the MLB World Series.
(Image from KoreaBANG)
Saenuri lawmaker Rep. Kwon Seong-dong using company time and bandwidth to explore extracurricular pursuits.
Well, well, what do we have here? A larger version of the picture that the Honorable Rep. Kwon was so intently staring at?
(Image from Seoul Shimbun)
Why, say hello to September 2011 Playboy Playmate of the Month Tiffany Toth.
Apparently so. Back in 2009 51 Koreans were arrested for illegally selling American MREs. Well, last month more people have been arrested for selling American MREs! Apparently, the people are being arrested not so much for selling the MREs but for selling expired MREs (i.e. after 10 years). Supposedly, Korean hikers and campers like expired American MREs. At $2 a pop for a meal containing 3,000 calories, it is hard to beat the price too.
Personally, I don’t see how Koreans can be all that excited about 10 year old (or older) beef “patties,” faux pork “ribs,” chili & beans, cajun rice & sausage, meat loaf with gravy, etc. However, according to this video, even a Desert Storm era MRE can be edible. Any ways, I just don’t see the aforementioned flavors being all that exciting to the Korean palate. Anyone have some inside information here?