Who said North Korea lacked a sense of humor?

Hwang Pyong-So, the director of the North Korean military’s General Political Bureau, has threatened to nuke the White House and the Pentagon:

A senior North Korean military official on Sunday threatened to launch a nuclear strike on the White House and Pentagon, according to Agence France-Presse.

“If the US imperialists threaten our sovereignty and survival … our troops will fire our nuclear-armed rockets at the White House and the Pentagon — the sources of all evil,” Hwang Pyong-So said in a speech in Pyongyang during a military rally.

Hwang is director of the military’s General Political Bureau.

You know what the problem with North Korea is? They never threaten to nuke something good. Like your local DMV or the IRS. Or Boston.

Anyway, the US State Department shrugged off the threat. In fact, in the department’s latest press briefing, they hardly mentioned it at all (and only at the very end). Apparently, there’s more important stuff going on in the Levant and the Ukraine.

Speaking of North Korea and the Levant, though, a report in the Telegraph suggests Hamas might be hitting the North Koreans up for missiles and communication support:

Hamas is attempting to negotiate a new arms deal with North Korea for missiles and communications commitment that will allow it to maintain its offensive against Israel, according to Western security sources.

Security officials say the deal between Hamas and North Korea is worth hundreds of thousands of dollars and is being handled by a Lebanese-based trading company with ties to the militant Palestinian organization.

Hamas officials are believed to have already made an initial cash downpayment to secure the deal and are hoping that North Korea will soon begin shipping extra supplies of weapons to Gaza.

One suspects North Korean cargo ships may begin experiencing a series of catastrophic accidents as certain individuals begin disappearing from the streets of Beirut.

  • brier

    Funny link on Boston.

  • Ewnerd Nasalo

    Nuke Boston? Haven’t they had enough bombing already?

  • redwhitedude

    North Korea is really going to endear itself to the rest of the world by helping Hamas.

  • Christian Karl

    No comment…(^^)

  • djson1

    Phew! I’m glad I don’t live near D.C.

  • Tapp

    The Norks will now turn their unicorn-powered nuclear missiles on the press corps for not providing adequate coverage of their brilliant intimidation tactics. We shall rue, rue, rue the day… gently down the sea of fire.

  • RElgin

    Touché Christian – you have an eye for comedy.
    This is pure Dr. Evil.

  • I AM IN ODE

    North Korea – biggest pussies in the world – tampon mongers- o-jing-o/asshole licking irish of asia