When you gotta go, you gotta go

by Robert Koehler on February 5, 2013

In Jeonju, a man (Mr. A), his girlfriend (Ms. B), another woman (Ms. C) and her friend have been arrested on battery charges, reports the Seoul Shinmun.

Ms. C was at a bar when she really, really needed to use the toilet. So she and her friend went to the lady’s room, only to find it already occupied. Needing to go in a bad way, she knocked on the door, but occupant—or in this case, occupants—wouldn’t come out. Instead, she heard a strange sound. Angry, she yelled for them to come out.

Meanwhile, in the bathroom, Mr. A and his woman were in the throes of passion. Angry that Ms. C had disturbed them just as things were getting hot, they exited the bathroom and got into a tussle with Ms. C and her friend. It started as just an argument, but Mr. A eventually grabbed C’s hair and assaulted her, and all four ended up in a scrum.

Police were called and the four were brought in. Ms. C apparently told police she did grab Mr. A’s girlfriend’s hair, but Ms. B beat her, too, while Mr. A said he didn’t get involved in the fight, and only tried to break it up.

Tagged as: crime

{ 12 comments… read them below or add one }

1 ondal February 5, 2013 at 9:20 am: *throes.
But did Ms. C ever get to go pee?
2 Adams-awry February 5, 2013 at 9:43 am: Slow day at the office, Bobcat?
3 Bob Bobbs February 5, 2013 at 10:15 am: The two groups of people have been charged with battery OF EACH OTHER? How does that work?
4 keyinjpop February 5, 2013 at 10:47 am: They could have just agreed to a threeway and everything would have worked out just fine but NOOOOOOO…
5 ZenKimchi February 5, 2013 at 12:13 pm: Back in the day, I worked in a bar where one of my duties was breaking up people having sex in the bathroom. If my experience there was of any indication–people who have sex in bathrooms tend to be freakin’ fugly.
6 Horace Jeffery Hodges February 5, 2013 at 1:58 pm: In other words, they look like sh*t!

Jeffery Hodges

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7 Adams-awry February 5, 2013 at 2:55 pm: …and he’s back!
8 will.i.aint February 5, 2013 at 4:03 pm: If you consider getting the piss beat out of you the same as “getting to go pee,” why yes — I’d say she did get to go pee.
9 Jakgani February 5, 2013 at 5:51 pm: thats why they use bars to pick up people and the toilets to screw – the gal probably just wanted more free drinks.

How dare the piss girl interrupt her “get more free drinks scheme!”
10 Horace Jeffery Hodges February 5, 2013 at 5:52 pm: Ah, that’s touching, Mr. Awry, but Will You Miss Me when I’m really gone? I promise I won’t be around so terribly long . . .

Jeffery Hodges

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11 Jakgani February 5, 2013 at 9:52 pm: Battery = A striking B. In this case B also struck A.
12 Bob Bobbs February 6, 2013 at 1:09 pm: So that’s self-defence on B’s part. Why is B being charged too? Is this one of those Korean law is different moments?