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Spit-take No. 1 – The Korean Wave Gains Adherents

spit_take01. . . which reminds me that the internet makes the world smaller every day that passes.

About the author: Psst, want to buy some used marble cheap?

  • SurroundedByDerp

    Poor lost soul.

  • http://www.rjkoehler.com Robert Koehler

    Who did that?

  • RElgin

    which brings to mind the words of Professor Brenden Howe; “[My role] would be to promote awareness of all the different areas within which Korea provides an example to the rest of the world, in other words, promoting the global Korea brand.”

  • Cloudfive

    Are you sure he is not a trekkie?

  • http://www.facebook.com/cactusmcharris Jeff Harris

    Everyone knows he’s Korean Wave material because his lobe buttons are within Confucian guidelines. Generic fanboi he could be.

  • http://www.rjkoehler.com Robert Koehler

    Which is fine, but I ask again, who is that, and where did you find it?

  • http://twitter.com/holterbarbour Andrew Barbour

    That is the plastic surgery equivalent of a prison tattoo.

  • RElgin

    Follow the link on the photo and (NSFW).

  • Ut_videam

    If you really want to know, click the photo, then click then (NSFW) link in the post. Spoiler: it has nothing to do with the Korean wave and everything to do with zombie porn. Elgin, I think you have some ‘splainin’ to do…

  • http://www.rjkoehler.com Robert Koehler

    Oh, for the love of Christ, Elgin…

  • RElgin

    The “This is not Asian” guys are very amusing. ^_^

  • que337

    He looks more like a Vulcan from Star Trek. He should have to wear black colored circle lens. Good effort, though.

  • Dan Levitan

    I was just about to say…

  • Ned

    Crawl back in your hole Catholic troll boy. Why don’t you go grope an alterboy.

  • http://www.rjkoehler.com Robert Koehler

    Was that necessary?

  • yangachibastardo

    I followed the links: i want 2 minutes of my life back…Joanna give up, you’re no good, porn-punk ? Gimme a break that’s like mixing coke (the soda, you scumfucks) and tea: it sucks

  • RElgin

    Robert, what was deleted and why?

  • http://www.rjkoehler.com Robert Koehler

    Oh, just a comment about Ut_Videam being Catholic.

  • RElgin

    Ah, okay. I was really wondering just *what* had happened.
    I come back and it’s kind of strange. (Geez, this was just supposed to be funny!)

  • wangkon936

    Agreed. Where are the pointy ears dude?

  • wangkon936

    Okay. We have had a term for white people who want to be Japanese and that would be Wapanese. If there are any white people who want to be Korean, what do we call that? I propose “Worean™.” I would like to register “Worean®” as a trademark.

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  • RElgin

    That is really, really true. She is terrible.

  • yangachibastardo

    Yeah and no mention of k-pop: now compare this with the wapanese entry and manga/anime…Korean entertainment is still lagging :)

  • wangkon936

    I like to think it’s because Korean pop culture doesn’t have enough underaged hentai porn, animated tentacles inside female orifices and the like. Then, I could be wrong.

  • yangachibastardo

    You are not

  • keyinjpop

    I thought white people trying to be Japanese were called weeaboos.

  • Maximus2008

    What about “Whorean” ?

  • Josh Perlstein

    That’s pretty disgusting.

  • Josh Perlstein

    Yes. Either. I call them faps or weeaboos.

    White people that want to be Korean? How about “deranged”?

  • Cloudfive

    They’re called Koreaboos.

  • RElgin

    . . . and that is why I laughed for soooo long. It is something I could never have imagined.