Spit-take No. 1 – The Korean Wave Gains Adherents

by R. Elgin on January 30, 2013

in South Korea

spit_take01. . . which reminds me that the internet makes the world smaller every day that passes.

{ 32 comments… read them below or add one }

1 SurroundedByDerp January 30, 2013 at 12:41 pm

Poor lost soul.

2 Robert Koehler January 30, 2013 at 12:42 pm

Who did that?

3 RElgin January 30, 2013 at 12:48 pm

which brings to mind the words of Professor Brenden Howe; “[My role] would be to promote awareness of all the different areas within which Korea provides an example to the rest of the world, in other words, promoting the global Korea brand.”

4 Cloudfive January 30, 2013 at 1:08 pm

Are you sure he is not a trekkie?

5 Jeff Harris January 30, 2013 at 1:18 pm

Everyone knows he’s Korean Wave material because his lobe buttons are within Confucian guidelines. Generic fanboi he could be.

6 Robert Koehler January 30, 2013 at 1:20 pm

Which is fine, but I ask again, who is that, and where did you find it?

7 Andrew Barbour January 30, 2013 at 1:25 pm

That is the plastic surgery equivalent of a prison tattoo.

8 RElgin January 30, 2013 at 1:26 pm

Follow the link on the photo and (NSFW).

9 Ut_videam January 30, 2013 at 1:28 pm

If you really want to know, click the photo, then click then (NSFW) link in the post. Spoiler: it has nothing to do with the Korean wave and everything to do with zombie porn. Elgin, I think you have some ‘splainin’ to do…

10 Robert Koehler January 30, 2013 at 1:35 pm

Oh, for the love of Christ, Elgin…

11 RElgin January 30, 2013 at 1:41 pm

The “This is not Asian” guys are very amusing. ^_^

12 que337 January 30, 2013 at 2:11 pm

He looks more like a Vulcan from Star Trek. He should have to wear black colored circle lens. Good effort, though.

13 Dan Levitan January 30, 2013 at 2:52 pm

I was just about to say…

14 Ned January 30, 2013 at 2:58 pm

Crawl back in your hole Catholic troll boy. Why don’t you go grope an alterboy.

15 Robert Koehler January 30, 2013 at 3:30 pm

Was that necessary?

16 yangachibastardo January 30, 2013 at 7:07 pm

I followed the links: i want 2 minutes of my life back…Joanna give up, you’re no good, porn-punk ? Gimme a break that’s like mixing coke (the soda, you scumfucks) and tea: it sucks

17 RElgin January 30, 2013 at 8:59 pm

Robert, what was deleted and why?

18 Robert Koehler January 30, 2013 at 9:11 pm

Oh, just a comment about Ut_Videam being Catholic.

19 RElgin January 30, 2013 at 9:21 pm

Ah, okay. I was really wondering just *what* had happened.
I come back and it’s kind of strange. (Geez, this was just supposed to be funny!)

20 wangkon936 January 31, 2013 at 2:00 am

Agreed. Where are the pointy ears dude?

21 wangkon936 January 31, 2013 at 2:04 am

Okay. We have had a term for white people who want to be Japanese and that would be Wapanese. If there are any white people who want to be Korean, what do we call that? I propose “Worean™.” I would like to register “Worean®” as a trademark.

22 wangkon936 January 31, 2013 at 2:30 am
23 RElgin January 31, 2013 at 3:30 am

That is really, really true. She is terrible.

24 yangachibastardo January 31, 2013 at 6:55 am

Yeah and no mention of k-pop: now compare this with the wapanese entry and manga/anime…Korean entertainment is still lagging :)

25 wangkon936 January 31, 2013 at 7:24 am

I like to think it’s because Korean pop culture doesn’t have enough underaged hentai porn, animated tentacles inside female orifices and the like. Then, I could be wrong.

26 yangachibastardo January 31, 2013 at 7:36 am

You are not

27 keyinjpop January 31, 2013 at 1:08 pm

I thought white people trying to be Japanese were called weeaboos.

28 Maximus2008 January 31, 2013 at 8:55 pm

What about “Whorean” ?

29 Josh Perlstein February 1, 2013 at 7:44 am

That’s pretty disgusting.

30 Josh Perlstein February 1, 2013 at 7:45 am

Yes. Either. I call them faps or weeaboos.

White people that want to be Korean? How about “deranged”?

31 Cloudfive February 1, 2013 at 9:45 am

They’re called Koreaboos.

32 RElgin February 1, 2013 at 2:30 pm

. . . and that is why I laughed for soooo long. It is something I could never have imagined.

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