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This is why I’ll be sending any daughters to Ewha

I’m sure there’s a lot of nonsense going on in Sinchon, but at least I probably won’t worry about any future daughters having “loud ass-slapping sex” in the classrooms.

Read this. And then read this.

Hilarious, horrifying and/or inspiring.

(Don’t blame me. Blame the reader who emailed it to me)

About the author: Just the administrator of this humble blog.

  • http://vmphotography.com.au hoju_saram

    Epic first comment:

    Please don’t fuck in the library. I work here. My staff works here. I told my staff I’d do what I can to make sure theirs is a safe and happy workplace. Now, in addition to pedophiles, thieves, and people with poor bowel function, I’ve got kids using shitty liberal arts justifications to fuck in the library.

  • Arghaeri

    This is why I’ll be sending any daughters to Ewha

    So they’ll only get done by respectable experienced professor’s and not reprobate students? :-)

  • Yu Bum Suk

    …and by those foreign male students they’ve got now.

  • jlee

    As a proud Cal alum, dude…who hasn’t had or seen someone have sex in the Main Stacks during Midterms/Finals?

  • http://globalasianculture.com Liz

    I think it’s one thing to be sexually liberated, but another to fall right back into the trap of thinking that as a woman you must play out the role of slapped slave that is the bread and butter of pornographic films.

    There’s an excellent documentary by Chyng Sun on how porn, now a $13 billion industry in the United States, is now the underground repository for sexual aggression that is no longer deemed socially acceptable.

    http://thepriceofpleasure.com/synopsis.html

    Women are depicted as being slapped, brutalized, and bleeding, all the while enjoying an orgasm, while experiencing pain (or because of it).

    So I wonder where Ms. Cho’s ideas of sexual pleasure come from? Are they her own, or did someone else tell her that’s what it’s supposed to be like? And if the latter, is she really ‘liberated’ as she proclaims to be?

    Back to the drawing board.

  • http://thekimchiqueen.blogspot.com thekimchiqueen

    I’m sure there is tons of lady-on-lady loud ass-slapping sex going on at Ewha. . . Better just have her do her education from home.

  • http://www.zenkimchi.com/FoodJournal ZenKimchi

    So… any news of our porn returning to Korea?

  • http://bcarr.com Brendon Carr

    Nadia Cho’s parents must be so proud.

  • Oneforall

    She can come to my university anytime!

    #Notasastudentofcourse#

  • Wedge

    I don’t recall seeing too many pieces like that in the Michigan Daily.

    Best comment: “‘Respected’ and ‘student newspaper’ don’t ever belong in the same sentences. It is a student paper. By definition it sucks. So, I’ve heard, does Nadia.”

  • feld_dog

    I did a few articles for the Michigan Daily while I was at Michigan. Legend has it somebody caught Arthur Miller (UofM grad) jerking off in the bathroom of the Student Publications Building.

  • http://www.chinasmack.com/tag/shocking Jakgani

    Wedge – you gotta update your avatar… he’s dead!

  • feld_dog

    And no, “women as slapped slaves” is not the “bread and butter” of pornographic films.

  • Wedge

    #8: Face it, you’re just envious since you never experienced “polyamory” when you were in college.

    #11: The difference between then and now is that people used to do these things, but kept it to themselves. Now it’s “liberating” or something to put it in print with your real name attached.

  • red sparrow

    rwilliams does not seem particularly fond of jakgani.

    re Nadia Cho: Can someone tell me which massage parlor she works at while not in class?

  • Jashin Densetsu

    rwilliams is probably a jakgani sockpuppet bro.

  • http://bcarr.com Brendon Carr

    re Nadia Cho: Can someone tell me which massage parlor she works at while not in class?

    I take it you haven’t seen her mug.

  • jinu4ever

    How is she ever going to get a proper job?

  • http://bcarr.com Brendon Carr

    How is she ever going to get a proper job?

    Hence the pride I’m sure her parents are feeling. Nadia Cho has disqualified herself from employment anywhere the HR department has access to Google, if she hadn’t already simply by the bullshit degree in womyn’s studies she’s no doubt borrowed $100,000 to pursue.

    Oh well, like the kids who can’t suppress their desire for a neck tattoo and nose piercing, Nadia can always count on a job at Tower Reco… What?

  • http://bcarr.com Brendon Carr

    And no, “women as slapped slaves” is not the “bread and butter” of pornographic films.

    It is the bread and butter of all the good ones! I like to imagine the film is taking place at the womyn’s studies department, and the slapping and beating begins the moment the word Foucault is first uttered. So within the first 30 seconds or so.

  • Anonymous_Joe

    #14 Wedge: #8: Face it, you’re just envious since you never experienced “polyamory” when you were in college.

    He did, just not the cool kind.

  • http://bcarr.com Brendon Carr

    I loved those goats, multiple times.

  • Arghaeri

    And no, “women as slapped slaves” is not the “bread and butter” of pornographic films.

    Nor was there any suggestion whatsoever of slavery, and even the reference to arse-slapping suggested the playful consensual kind certainly no hint of entrapment of forced intimacy. So the need for Liz’s comment is totally obscure. (Some women do enjoy sex too, including a little slapping, despite claims to the contrary!!)

  • Arghaeri

    I take it you haven’t seen her mug.

    Why would you need to?

  • Arghaeri

    As noted by others, it is really only the apparent need to publicize and seek attention for herself, using her real name, that is disturbing in all this.

  • silver surfer

    Plain looking Asian women’s paradise: the U.S.
    Plain looking Caucasian men’s paradise: Korea.
    The universe has a way of working out as it … should?

  • http://tesslerdavis.tumblr.com/ jd

    How come B Carr gets to talk about screwing goats and his porn fetishes without worrying about future employment but this girl is never going to find a job because she wrote about sex with people?

  • http://bcarr.com Brendon Carr

    jd — I think because obvious satire is given more license. Nobody reasonable would think I actually loved those goats, or that I confessed to watching slap-and-beat porn. (I’ll never confess!) A reasonable person would recognize that I was tipping the cap to Anonymous_Joe and mocking a certain unnamed grim womyn’s studies major who may or may not have commented above.

    Also, I have ascended beyond the plane of existence where a “job” (what is this “job” of which you speak?) is necessary. At minimum, at least one million dollars of professional-services revenue has found its way to me each of the last seven years. In a good year — like this year — much, much more. So I’m one of those “job creators” you all hate.

    I just did the math. If I suffer an epic slowdown, work-in-progress and things in the near-term pipeline will guarantee 2013 to be another million-dollar year.

    I will say that I did have a client ask me about my comments here at this blog. He said I am really ballsy because most lawyers are risk-averse mice while ol’ Uncle B lets his libertarian flag fly.

  • guitard

    Can’t help but wonder . . . if some enterprising porn director reads this and takes heed . . . and shoots a film based on Ms. Cho’s exploits at the school.

    I bet it would do well.

  • Anonymous_Joe

    @27, what @28 said about obvious satire. Even with what I thought everyone would obviously assume as obvious satire, I didn’t reference his name because there is always someone….

  • http://bcarr.com Brendon Carr

    Can’t help but wonder . . . if some enterprising porn director reads this and takes heed . . . and shoots a film based on Ms. Cho’s exploits at the school.

    There’s always someone. I wonder how his law career is going?

  • gbnhj

    Whoa Brendon (and only since you brought it up), are you talking about what you’ve pulled in for the firm, or what you’ve pulled down for yourself? Billables or salary?

  • http://bcarr.com Brendon Carr

    gbnhj — Not salary. Not yet. But now that I moved to a top tier firm that appears to be within reach. But the salary is not a starvation wage, that’s for sure. I am pleased with how things are working for me, and I hope the firm is pleased with how I’m working for them.

    But the million figure has become a baseline origination that seems to recur without any luck at all. I could be in a coma and probably would still originate a million for the firm. (I spent two months in a hip cast in 2009 and had my best year ever, before 2012.) Since I am not in a coma, it’s gone considerably better in 2012. The new baseline may become three. And then the salary will be revisited. At that time, I expect to be having loud, ass-slapping sex wherever I feel like.

  • gbnhj

    That’s it – I’m getting a goat.

  • bballi bballi Paradise

    So let me get this straight, Nadia Cho is a goat, which Carr has slapped in some S&M film at Berkley’s library that grossed a million dollars?

  • Hamilton

    Somebody tell FW that if he does a goat in public he could become a registered sex offender! The horror..the horror…

    Oh wait, he’s already registered, never mind.

  • http://bcarr.com Brendon Carr

    The really great news is my lifestyle costs me only W4,000,000 a month or so. So once the kids are off the payroll, which will be sooner than for most families because I have explained how awesome an enlistment in the Navy is, it’s Fat City for me.

    But I don’t think Nadia Cho is on this path.

  • http://tesslerdavis.tumblr.com/ jd

    @ B Carr,

    Thanks for the response. Enjoy Fat City.

  • hamel

    Cr. Carr: booya!

    I only hope that next time you treat me to lunch, it’s at someplace a little more upscale than Quiznos. And with scantily clad waitresses, to boot. ;)

  • Ex-Ex-Pat

    The psychology of the column is very interesting. It is not about sex. It is not even all that titillating. It is essentially a long boast about her sex life. It almost reads like a self-promoting, narcissistic college application essay. This generation has been ruined by self-centeredness.

  • http://bcarr.com Brendon Carr

    I only hope that next time you treat me to lunch, it’s at someplace a little more upscale than Quiznos. And with scantily clad waitresses, to boot.

    This is how I keep the monthly nut manageable: Next time it’s McDonalds. I have a coupon.

  • hamel

    I’m lovin’ it.

  • R. Elgin

    Hummm, her photo makes me wonder how big Ms. Cho’s pee-nis is.

  • Jieun K

    I have a coupon.

    OK, I confess I had a laugh, but that’s the spirit. A man who knows how to practice economy in offering his buddies some treat will make a husband alright.

    But on behalf of wives and would-be wives out there, let me say to you men: take a break from good penny-pinching and do us a favor once in a while. :-)

    I’m lovin’ it.

    And that’s what a buddy is supposed to say. ;-)

  • Charles Tilly

    I’m sure there’s a lot of nonsense going on in Sinchon, but at least I probably won’t worry about any future daughters having “loud ass-slapping sex” in the classrooms.

    Don’t be naive, Bob.

    And sex in the stacks ain’t that interesting. THIS is a way better sex story.

  • iMe

    Brendon Carr @8

    Oh, I’m sure her parents are proud as hell. Their daughter’s going to Berkeley! As for her future employment, I wouldn’t worry. I’m sure she’ll be able to go work for Oprah.

  • que337
  • http://igg.me/p/278726/x/1772128 Jakgani

    In 1991, the Women’s Studies Center of Ewha Woman’s University surveyed 352 male participants.
    The results showed that 80 percent had had heterosexual experiences, and among those, 44.7 percent had their first sexual experiences with a female prostitute, 55.4 percent answered that prostitution should allowed to prevent rape, and 25.6 percent were in favor of the legal regulation of prostitution (Chin et al. 1997).

    So, basically, even at Ehwa – (11 years ago) the students are doing it – and every second male student is using prostitutes also.

    Hmm… I wonder what the STD’s rate is at Ewha? – considering that condoms are not used much by Koreans.

  • que337

    The survey seems done about 352 males, not Ewha students.

  • ig5959292ee

    con

  • ig5959292ee

    interesting..

  • wangkon936

    Nadia Cho is hot… by UC Berkeley standards…