And now for something completely different, police in Masan have booked a 47-year-old dude for molesting a male taxi driver in his cab.

The dude in question got in the cab in question at 4:30am—and nothing ever good happens at 4:30am. Telling the 45-year-old cabby he was “his style,” he touched particular parts of the cabby’s body several times.

Or so he is accused.

A police investigation revealed the dude, a homosexual, contracted HIV five years ago.

Oh come on, how many times have you ever read a headline that goes, “택시기사 집적거린 에이즈 감염 동성애자 입건”?