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Open Thread #269

Cold day in Washington, D.C.

  • http://askakorean.blogspot.com thekorean

    In the latest politics tidbit, Ahn Cheol-soo is now leading Park Geun-hye by more than 10% in a head-to-head match-up in the most recent polls. Moon Jae-in is also leading Park by nearly 5%. Moon, in particular, is really enjoying what might called a secondary “convention bounce,” after he and Ahn agreed to unify their candidacy.

  • numberoneoppa

    First, brah!

    (tk doesn’t count since he’s the OP)

    So who has seen Cloud Atlas so far? I saw it and I loved it, but I saw more of Bae Doona than I had anticipated (and I don’t just mean screen time). Her acting was wonderful, though, and I think they definitely chose the right girl for the role. Tom Hanks, as always, was perfect.

  • http://gypsyscholarship.blogspot.com/ jefferyhodges

    First Bro!

    (Brah doesn’t count since it’s dialect.)

    Haven’t seen the Cloud yet, but looking forward to it. Loved the book. As for Tom Hanks . . . I can’t ever watch him without thinking, “Oh, it’s Hanks again. I wonder what Meg’s up to.”

    Jeffery Hodges

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  • brier

    Peak autumn foliage this weekend. It is beautiful out there.

  • CactusMcHarris

    TK,

    It’s a cold day in Kamloops for November early (32F as I write this) but that hasn’t stopped a second Korean and sushi-style joint from opening here. I’ve never yet seen, much less had, a bulgogi donburi dish before, so I wonder how that will taste. I enjoy oyako donburi, and I also enjoy pulgogi, just not sure about the shotgun marriage of the two.

  • http://www.chinasmack.com/tag/funny/page/3 Jakgani

    I think Korea needs to ban Muslims from coming to Korea.

    Malaysia and Indonesia used to be “Buddhist” countries before the Muslims took over.

    For the last 7 years, the Muslims are busy cutting the heads off (beheading) any Thai person in southern Thailand who is openly Buddhist and refuses to convert to Islam.

    It’s terrible that they are succeeding in it – and soon most of Southern Thailand will be a Muslim country and all Buddhist temples monuments will have been totally destroyed there.

    Maybe by the year 2050, the only country still existing that is still not a Muslim country will be China.

  • http://adamsawry.wordpress.com Adams-awry

    Jakgani the sensationalist.

  • http://www.chinasmack.com/tag/funny/page/3 Jakgani

    Taking a lot of time to gather your thoughts, aren’t you?

  • gbnhj

    Cut him some slack, Adams-awry. Why, if it weren’t for him, folks would still be wondering which word to use to describe cutting someone’s head off. Jakgani, if you’re just planning such a thing, would that be foreheading?

  • http://www.chinasmack.com/tag/funny/page/3 Jakgani

    stop it – or I will post the link to the decapitated mutilated (not-nice-to-look-at-pictures) of the Thai Buddhists bodies after the Muslims have had their fun.

  • http://gypsyscholarship.blogspot.com/ jefferyhodges

    gbnhj (#9): “Jakgani, if you’re just planning such a thing, would that be foreheading?”

    If this gets beyond the planning stage, let’s hope he won’t be heading our direction!

    Jeffery Hodges

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  • Creo69

    Another beautiful day in “OBAMA NATION!”

    After observing the Conservative / Republican response to their crushing loss this week I have come to a very obvious conclusion …. the Republican party is officially FINISHED! The chickens have come home to roost and the Republicans have no one to blame but themselves…not surprisingly…that isn’t who they have been blaming all week. A factor which will continue to be their downfall for elections to come.

    The conservative movement in the USA has become like an aged old man, continuously bragging of conquests of the past, but in reality to impotent to get the “duties” of the present day done.

    Conservative / Republicans have squealed with delight while the likes of Rush, Newt, Sarah Palin and Ann Coulter became the mouthpieces of the party. Letting the dogs off the leash has proven to not be such a sage idea after all however.

    Instead of looking inward in an effort to identify the failings of the party, these people have (predictably) spent all week lecturing Americans on how “stupid” they are and how they simply aren’t intelligent enough to understand what Rush, Newt, Sarah, Ann and all the rest of the self loathing “Big Tent” circus clowns do (very similar to many on the Marmot’s Hole).

    Having learned nothing, these party elitist mouthpieces continue to delude themselves into the belief that the American people are so simple minded that they can be insulted for days upon days after the election and then cooed at like pigeons into voting for their candidate a mere four years later.

    Republican elitists…I bid you farewell! FAREWELL!
    (Don’t forget the tent stakes.)

  • gbnhj

    #10: proof that the offer of head is not always a good thing.

  • keith

    I don’t think I’ve ever heard such nonsense. How much are the Korean ‘branding’ muppets paying idiots like David Foster?

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-20263311

    A lovely day today, I’m out on the bike in a bit.

  • http://www.chinasmack.com/tag/funny/page/3 Jakgani

    #12

    Don’t be too harsh on the Republican losers – you have to remember that Obama had the “Most powerful man in Washington who you have never heard off” doing everything to make sure Obama won

    http://dok.do/oYPMGL

  • Creo69

    “Don’t be too harsh on the Republican losers – you have to remember that Obama had the “Most powerful man in Washington who you have never heard off” doing everything to make sure Obama won”

    Not sure who you are referring to…but according to the ever reliable Fox News…get this…Good Morning America and other liberal media sources really are responsible for “OBAMA NATION.”

    Conspiracy and self delusion always seems easier for conservatives to swallow then truth however so I am not terribly surprised.

  • http://bcarr.com Brendon Carr

    Not sure who you are referring to…but according to the ever reliable Fox News…get this…Good Morning America and other liberal media sources really are responsible for “OBAMA NATION.”

    It’s possible that he was referring to the subject of the article to which he linked.

  • http://www.chinasmack.com/tag/funny/page/3 Jakgani

    Not sure who you are referring to…but according to the ever reliable Fox News…get this…Good Morning America and other liberal media sources really are responsible for “OBAMA NATION.”

    thats exactly what I had.

    Had you clicked the link I provided you wold have found the name “Jim Messina” – who used the “media” to get Obama re-elected.

    He is one very smart, powerful guy.

  • http://bcarr.com Brendon Carr

    My family and I just got back from lunch at Everest, which could be the best Nepali-Indian restaurant in Seoul. Certainly it’s the best value.

  • Jashin Densetsu

    apparently the BBC, the Tories, and the British establishment generally are rife with pedophiles and even necrophiliacs.

  • keith

    Everest is very good value indeed and the food is above average as well. Most Indian-Nepali places in Seoul are terrible and really overpriced.

    A few weeks ago the wife and I went to Yeti in Hongdae and it was beyond awful, it was truly disgusting muck. I’ve never had a curry that had so much sugar in it, it was revolting, you don’t put sugar in curries! The only difference in the sauce between my lamb dopiaza and the wife’s chicken vindaloo was that they put some pretty undercooked onions on my dish and the vindaloo and dopiaza tasted sauce like it came out of one of those nasty packets that CJ foods make. Even the garlic naan had sugar on it http://planetsmilies.net/vomit-smiley-31.gif

  • Jashin Densetsu

    Savile sex scandal hits horrific new low as former colleague Paul Gambaccini claims on Radio Five Live that DJ was a ‘necrophiliac’ http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2221922/Jimmy-Savile-necrophiliac-says-colleague-Paul-Gambaccini.html

    Former BBC DJ said he was aware of claims in the eighties
    ‘The expression I came to associate with Savile’s sexual partners was “under-age subnormals”, says colleague of the Jim’ll Fix It presenter
    In 1990 interview Savile dismissed claims he was a necrophiliac after saying he took pleasure in taking dead people to a hospital mortuary
    A former BBC colleague of Jimmy Savile has claimed the predatory paedophile was a necrophiliac.

  • Jashin Densetsu

    Former Minister says Thatcher aide was paedophile who preyed on boys’ home – and Hague should have known http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2224167/Former-Minister-says-Thatcher-aide-paedophile-preyed-boys-home–Hague-known.html

  • Jashin Densetsu

    Care Home Abuse Victim Tells Of Sex Parties
    A child abuse victim from a care home in Wales has told Sky News he was taken to London as a 12-year-old for sex with adults. http://news.sky.com/story/1009280/care-home-abuse-victim-tells-of-sex-parties

    “A man who was abused in North Wales care homes has told how he was routinely taken to London and forced to take part in sex parties.

    He alleges he was regularly abused as a 12-year-old boy by members of the establishment in a smart London flat.

    Michael was 10 when he was first taken into care at the former children’s home called Bersham Hall near Wrexham, North Wales.

    He quickly became drawn into the abusive regime at the home.

    But he says it was when staff from another home called Bryn Estyn in Wrexham moved to Bersham Hall that the abuse became worse.

    Michael, who is now 44, was one of a number of boys who would be taken down on a minibus that belonged to the home to London on a Friday evening.

    He told Sky News: “I’m going to be blunt, we were taken to sex parties and we’d be traded off and displayed and we would be picked out one by one.”

    He claims he was so institutionalised by his time in care that he saw the trips to London as a privilege.

    He said: “To us it was great, we could drink, we could smoke we could be naughty we were in the adult world – fantastic.

    “Then uncle ‘whoever’ would pat his knee and call you over and he’d give you another drink and he’d talk to you.

    “A lot of them were quite old men, 50s or 60s, very posh. They would take us away to separate bedrooms where we were abused.”

  • αβγδε

    I listen to a lot of conservative radio and Fox News. You know what the difference between “liberal” news programming and “right-wing” conservative programming is?

    - Simply put, very basic level of talk in the former — spanning lots of raw information, facts and current events. The latter? LOTS OF SPIN. LOTS OF IT. The mode of the latter’s operation is to take just one fact, one bit of information, or one event, and deconstruct the crap of it, bend and contort in a game of dialogical Twister. The amount of sophistical acrobatics folks on the Right do or need to do in order to maintain their narrative is extraordinary. This is an observable truth and at least hints at the bullshit that’s indispensable to Republicans.

    Remember that the next time you’re listening to Rush Limbaugh and think “NPR” is an evil and biased liberal news organization.

  • keith
  • Jashin Densetsu

    funny thing is that David Icke has been saying this for years and it turns out he was right http://www.economicvoice.com/thousands-will-flock-to-see-david-icke-at-wembley/50033094#ixzz2A71hbRzF

    “[David Icke] said years ago that Jimmy Savile was getting up to some very nasty things with teenage girls.

    Icke however goes on to elaborate beyond the idea that Savile’s perverse interests were limited to underage sex and rape but also necrophilia and in recent Youtube broadcasts he has cited this as another reason for Savile’s choosing to be a voluntary hospital porter, which may have given him access to dead bodies.

    And David’s focus on Savile does not end there.

    Icke has said that Sir Jimmy (who had very close relations with the British royal family) procured underage girls for sex with members of the rich, famous and powerful, so could this be the reason for his seeming immunity during his years as an active sex offender.

    Who knows what the real truth is on this, but as more information comes to light about the alleged Jimmy Savile/BBC cover-up, the ridiculous is becoming more plausible than the facts presented by the establishment that tried to hide Savile’s exploits.

    The British people want to know who else is in on this giant child sex ring as well as establishing how far towards the top of the establishment it goes.”

  • Hamilton

    #12 “the Republican party is officially FINISHED!”

    Yep, pretty much.

    If you thought a two party system had problems welcome to the one party system.

  • http://www.chinasmack.com/tag/funny/page/3 Jakgani

    The British people want to know who else is in on this giant child sex ring as well as establishing how far towards the top of the establishment it goes.”

    It goes all the way to the top JD.

    Are you so surprised? Did you think only poor, sick people did these things?

    It’s a hobby of the upper class.

  • keith

    The establishment is rotten to the core. Many of the the upper classes in the UK have no morals at all. Their sense of entitlement makes them believe that they can behave in any way they choose. I don’t think it’s just a British problem. I’ve heard some fairly convincing rumours that Romney’s old business, Bain that runs some children’s homes has also had a lot chatter about abuses taking place there.

    Non of it covered in the mainstream media though. I heard about the rumours from an apolitical child healthcare professional who works in the system in the US.

    Some of the ‘great and mighty’ people in this world have some very dark secrets. I’m not saying Romney may be a paedophile, but I wouldn’t put it past him (or most politicians) to protect useful assets by turning a blind eye to that kind of behaviour.

  • Jashin Densetsu

    i don’t think romney is a pedophile. however the republicans have been associated with closeted homosexuals and pedophiles. the GOP has been remarked to stand for the “Gay Old Pedophiles”. there was a pedophile and sex ring scandal similar to this current one in the UK that broke out in the 80s involving the GOP. i imagine this sort of thing still goes on.

  • Creo69

    Jashin Densetsu,

    You seem to have quite an interest in man / boy relationship stories.

  • http://www.chinasmack.com/tag/funny/page/3 Jakgani

    have been associated with closeted homosexuals and pedophiles.

    ……………….

    Jashin Densetsu,

    You seem to have quite an interest in man / boy relationship stories.

    I was thinking the same thing – why did he say “Closeted homosexuals – but NOT closeted pedophiles?

    aren’t all pedophiles closeted?

  • Anonymous_Joe

    I think that we will soon have a discussion about reputation, internet posts, blog hosts’ responsibility, and the like.

  • Charles Tilly

    Sooo….Director of the CIA David Petraeus has resigned over an extra-marital affair that he apparently he had with his biographer.

    I can’t say I entirely blame him for what he did. She’s definitelyMILF.

  • dogbertt

    Just like our queef to take a proven story about a circle of depraved English paedophiles and make up a scurrilous rumour about Romney (whose personal life is above reproach). Your entire “royal” family has the morals of alley cats — best to just keep your rotten-toothed mouth shut.

    #cluelesschav

  • CactusMcHarris

    depraved English paedophiles

    Are there any other kind, Doggie? But I agree with your point – Keith’s slander is atypical for him, you must admit. Usually he’s not egregiously so full of shite and spotted dick (I don’t have the lack of admiration for him as you do).

  • GeorgeSmiley

    @ αβγδε #25

    That’s what happens when tea-baggers get tea-bagged.

    All those birthers filled with confederate nostalgia have little recourse but to spin on their network and troll on the net.

    Now, they’ll have to do it while breathing through their nose.

  • JW

    Holly Petraeus looks like a sweet old lady. You’re a bad guy Petraeus, if Holly is indeed a sweet old lady. People really gotta learn to be content with jerking off to porn. Losers.

  • JW

    Being content with jerking off to porn. That’s the mark of a true gentleman in middle to old age who is married. It should be a badge of honor.

  • numberoneoppa

    JW: Or, you know, having sex with their wives. Or Japan. Japan is always an option, right?

  • JW

    Well, I can understand if you don’t want to do it – or can’t do it – with your wife after 20 years or more of living with her. I’m sure most women feel the same way too.

  • jk641

    Well, I can understand if you don’t want to do it – or can’t do it – with your wife after 20 years or more of living with her. I’m sure most women feel the same way too.

    This is why you shouldn’t pick your spouse on the basis of their sex performance or looks.
    Find someone with the right personality.

    People can lose their good looks as they age, and sex with the same partner can get boring.
    But if your personalities are a good match, your marriage will last a lifetime.

  • JW

    Disagree – people’s personalities can change also.

  • http://geoju.kr fanwarrior

    Apple hit with sanctions in the UK over continually trying to jerk the courts around:
    http://www.groklaw.net/article.php?story=20121109130213229

  • http://adamsawry.wordpress.com Adams-awry

    Jakgani, you ask “aren’t all pedophiles closeted?” You may be, but not all are. Perhaps you should join: NAMbLA

  • jk641

    Disagree – people’s personalities can change also.

    Nowhere near as much as their physical looks.

  • hamel

    Nowhere near as much as their physical looks.

    As opposed to their non-physical looks.

  • Creo69

    ” Nowhere near as much as their physical looks.”

    People change…in fact America’s processed food industry almost guarantees you will both end up shopping in the plus size section of the department store within a decade or two of sharing your vows.

  • Creo69

    And if you’re not American…you still have American industry to thank for McDonalds andmall the rest of that crap that has replaced food in your country.

  • jk641

    Huh?

  • Arghaeri

    Being content with jerking off to porn. That’s the mark of a true gentleman in middle to old age who is married. It should be a badge of honor.

    Ah, but the Korean government has blocked acess to the honorable route you mention. :-)

  • CactusMcHarris

    The last time I heard ‘honourable root’ I thought I was being addressed.

  • CactusMcHarris
  • http://www.sperwerslog.com Sperwer

    @48

    What? You don’t have a pair of aura goggles?

  • Anonymous_Joe

    BC, Slate ran a piece yesterday: Slate: Why Romney Never Saw It Coming.

    I do not ask with the (attributed) snarkiness of some MH posters’ posts, but with the clarity of hindsight, why do you think that you never saw it coming?

  • http://www.chinasmack.com/tag/funny/page/3 Jakgani

    Or Japan. Japan is always an option, right?

    Japan? is that why Korean pro’s are getting desperate enough to advertise on CraigsList?

    http://seoul.craigslist.co.kr/bts/3378806849.html

  • hamel

    Sperwer @55:

    No I traded ‘em in for my Depraved English Paedophile(TM) spotters kit.

  • Arghaeri

    Japan, is that why Australian Aboriginals are getting desperate enough to search for korean whores on Japanese craiglist :-)

  • hamel

    Jakgani: just how did you stumble across that? Do you often look for “beauty services” on Craigslist?

  • Anonymous_Joe

    I see that I have been put in the sandbox, and every comment I make, regardless of content or keywords is flagged, “Your comment is awaiting moderation.”

    Why might that be?

  • http://www.chinasmack.com/tag/funny/page/3 Jakgani

    I browse through all the posts on CL to find schemers, scams and fraud.

    Heaps of it in the “financial” and “accommodation” section.

    #58 Ever since when is Korean craiglist – “Japanese craigslist”?

  • http://www.chinasmack.com/tag/funny/page/3 Jakgani

    I browse through all the posts on CL to find schemers, scams and fraud.

    Heaps of it in the “financial” and “accommodation” section.

    #58 Ever since when is Seoul craiglist – “Japanese craigslist”?

  • http://www.chinasmack.com/tag/funny/page/3 Jakgani

    Arghaeri if I start searching your name on the net – one of the first things that pops up is http://www.youtube.com/user/Arghaeri

    and “Korean beauty girl” which according the Korean law is “porno”

    In compliance with the provisions of the Youth Protection Act, this video cannot be seen by a person under the age of 19 years.

  • Arghaeri

    #58 Ever since when is Seoul craiglist – “Japanese craigslist”?

    I’m so sorrrryyyy, since you posted this,

    Japan? is that why Korean pro’s are getting desperate enough to advertise on CraigsList?

    I thought by mentioning Japan, and inferring the advertising was unusual, that it was implicit you’d sourced it from Japan’s craiglist.

    if not then really not sure why you mentioned it at all, where exeactly do you expect korean ladies to advertise other than on the Korean site?

    Anyways my mistake is easily corrected….

    Japan, is that why Australian Aboriginals are getting desperate enough to search for korean whores on seoul craiglist :-)

    Happy :roll:

  • Arghaeri

    I browse through all the posts on CL to find schemers, scams and fraud

    I somehow find this more disturbing than a simple admission you were looking for girls, than searching for financial fraudsters in the beaty section. Yep, sounds very credible :-)

  • Arghaeri

    Arghaeri if I start searching your name on the net – one of the first things that pops up is http://www.youtube.com/user/Arghaeri

    and “Korean beauty girl” which according the Korean law is “porno”

    In compliance with the provisions of the Youth Protection Act, this video cannot be seen by a person under the age of 19 years.

    Shocking, a couple of girls doing a funny dancing skit on youtube :roll:

    You clearly, 1) didn’t even bother to watch it; or
    2) have no idea what the definition of “porn” is.

    The video is most certainly not in breech of korean porn laws, if it was then how do you explain the existence of Playboy Channel, Honey Channel and Midnight Channel on Korean cable and satellite services.

    Or for that matter Brown Eyed Girl videos!!

    Further, if you knew YouTubes terms of service you would know that if it was porn it would simply be deleted, not flagged “19″.

    In fact given other videos on youtube I suspect it was flagged “19″ due to the “eating live goldfish” scene rather than anything else.

    By the way it can be seen by someobe under 19 quite easily, since youtube use a self verification system.

    In addition giv

  • http://www.chinasmack.com/tag/funny/page/3 Jakgani

    You seem to be well educated in all the Korean porn channels…

    are you the same balding, fat bellied foreigner I try to avoid in my supermarket?

  • http://www.chinasmack.com/tag/funny/page/3 Jakgani

    I thought by mentioning Japan, and inferring the advertising was unusual, that it was implicit you’d sourced it from Japan’s craiglist.

    if not then really not sure why you mentioned it at all, where exeactly do you expect korean ladies to advertise other than on the Korean site?

    Anyways my mistake is easily corrected….

    Japan, is that why Australian Aboriginals are getting desperate enough to search for korean whores on seoul craiglist

    Your argument doesn’t make sense,

    and besides, why would an Australian Aboriginal search for a Korean whore on Seoul Craiglist, when all the have to do, is read the local Australian newspaper and go meet one just down the road from them at the local brothel.

  • Arghaeri

    You seem to be well educated in all the Korean porn channels…

    If you mean, does my cable company provide a channel guide of all channels it provides, even though I don’t subsribe to them. Then yes, I guess I am.

    Are you implying that you don’t have cable TV, or that you do but you’re so stupid you can’t read the channel guide.

  • Arghaeri

    Your argument doesn’t make sense,

    Sure it does, ask your cat to explain it to you.

    and besides, why would an Australian Aboriginal search for a Korean whore on Seoul Craiglist, when all the have to do, is read the local Australian newspaper and go meet one just down the road from them at the local brothel.

    I thought you lived in Seoul, when did you move back home?

    As to the why, why are you asking me, you’re the one scouring craigslist and coming up with korean whores. :-)

    Or have you now given up the pretence that you are of aboriginal stock? :-)

  • http://www.chinasmack.com/tag/funny/page/3 Jakgani

    Really…. you are confusing yourself – your argument lost the plot ages ago…

    is that why Australian Aboriginals are getting desperate enough to search for korean whores

    You said “AboriginalS” (notice the “S”) – you you were saying that AboriginalS are searching for Korean whores – you weren’t talking specifically about me.

    Your whole

    I thought you lived in Seoul, when did you move back home?

    is wrong….

    loser… been spouting “Suwons speciality” from your mouth all weekend…

    having a bad weekend Arghaeri?

    get over it – I heard 99% of men do what you do in front of the porn channel each weekend – so don’t feel so bad about it.

  • http://www.chinasmack.com/tag/funny/page/3 Jakgani

    p.s. I will keep avoiding you in the supermarket – Your style of dress, baldy head and pot-gut brings shame upon foreigners in Korea.

    probably time you went back home now that you are losing the plot.

  • hamel

    Jakgani: sounds like someone has trolled you, “mate.”

    Thanks for the early morning chuckle.

  • Arghaeri

    Is that it, you spotted a “superfluous” ‘s’ in response to the only “all” aboriginal posting at this site, and in direct response to you.

    OK clearly it wasn’t a reference to you, just a totally random selection :roll:

    Strange then that you feel the need to defend this remark which wasn’t about you at all, search for me, make ad hominen attacks regards my looks, and its all none of it to do with you searching “beauty services” on craigslist.

  • Arghaeri

    So some simple questions for you Jak,

    Are you
    1) So stupid you think two girls doing a funny dance is porn; or
    2) So stupid you didn’t even look at the video on a site which doesn’t host porn, but concluded it was porn because it said “korean beauty girl”

    Ah, hold on it must be the second, that explains why you were searching for korean beauty services on craigslist.

    Second question,

    1) Do you gave cable/satellite tv service at your home, or
    2) Are you so stupid you can’t read the Channel Guide.

    These are imprtant questions, the world needs to know!!!

  • Arghaeri

    Jakgani: sounds like someone has trolled you, “mate.”

    Thanks for the early morning chuckle.

    Hamel, strange eh, for a guy who claims he posts here to get a rise out of people :-)

  • hamel

    Irony is a wonderful thing…

  • Arghaeri

    loser… been spouting “Suwons speciality” from your mouth all weekend…

    BTW Jak, whats wrong with Suwon Kalbi, Its great!!!

  • http://www.chinasmack.com/tag/funny/page/3 Jakgani

    Hamel, strange eh, for a guy who claims he posts here to get a rise out of people

    Got a rise out of you didn’t I Arghaeri?

    Oh, just wait, I didn’t give you the rise – you already had the rise from the Korean Porn channel

    So some simple questions for you Jak,

    Are you
    1) So stupid you think two girls doing a funny dance is porn; or

    You think the dance was funny?? loser.

    2) So stupid you didn’t even look at the video on a site which doesn’t host porn, but concluded it was porn because it said “korean beauty girl”

    I concluded it was porn because it was on your favorites list.

    Ah, hold on it must be the second, that explains why you were searching for korean beauty services on craigslist.

    Wrong – as I said I was going through finding fraud, scams etc on CL.

    1) Do you gave cable/satellite tv service at your home, or

    Sure do!

    2) Are you so stupid you can’t read the Channel Guide.

    Nope – I never get time to watch TV.

    These are imprtant questions, the world needs to know!!!

    VIP

  • hamel

    Ah, Jagkani, if only you could use your powers for good…

  • Arghaeri

    Oh, just wait, I didn’t give you the rise – you already had the rise from the Korean Porn channel

    That would be amazing indeed since I’m not subscribed to any :roll:

    You think the dance was funny??

    Funny, strange, quirky, kind of amusing amateur piece. Absolutely Yes.

    Why, did you think it was highpiece of art.
    Ah, no thats right, you’re such a loser you thought it was porn. :roll:

    I concluded it was porn because it was on your favorites list.

    Wow, demonstrating you’re stupid is one thing Sherlock, but an outright admission that you’re so stupid you have rhe deductive powers of a cabbage is, well totally unexpected.

    Wrong – as I said I was going through finding fraud, scams etc on CL.

    Absolutely, keep saying it often enough, and even you will belive it!!

    1) Do you have cable/satellite tv service at your home, or

    A) Sure do!

    2) Are you so stupid you can’t read the Channel Guide.

    A) Nope – I never get time to watch TV.

    Didn’t ask if you watch it, but anyway thanks for the confirmation you’re so stupid you have cable/satellite TV even though you don’t know what channels it provides and don’t watch it!!!

  • Arghaeri

    Ah, Jagkani, if only you could use your powers for good…

    LOL JagkaniMan a new marcel comics superhero :-)

  • http://www.chinasmack.com/tag/funny/page/3 Jakgani

    Didn’t ask if you watch it, but anyway thanks for the confirmation you’re so stupid you have cable/satellite TV even though you don’t know what channels it provides and don’t watch it!!!

    Wrong again loser.

    I have cable TV because it is provided for free to my apartment.

    I do know what channels are on it.

    I don’t watch it because I don’t have time – I am away from home 15 hours per day and don’t have time to watch it when I am at home.

  • αβγδε

    Sorry that I must be the cause of yet another Psy post or thread:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azh06jA-NSc

    AP reports that a flash mob of about 15,000 people dancing to Psy’s Gangnam Style.

  • jkitchstk

    # 39, 52,
    “People really gotta learn to be content with jerking off to porn.”

    What’s the reason for the attack on porn? Is it that Korea is trying to protect the children? If so, I must disagree…
    http://www.rjkoehler.com/2012/10/27/korean-mother-trying-to-get-her-kid-back-after-english-teacher-husband-runs-away-to-america-with-child/

    Or maybe we need to grade the reasons of importance to do so – kind of like how Koreans grade all the different races. Isn’t it cool how the below can be all grouped together so easilly?

    1) Protect Korean kids from porn.
    2) Protect Korean kids from native English teachers.
    3) Protect Korean kids from Psy’s music.
    4) Protect Korea’s brand image.
    4) Protect Korea’s adopted children and/or those pure-bloodedless married to foreigners.

  • Arghaeri

    Jak: You seem to be well educated in all the Korean porn channels…

    Argh :If you mean, does my cable company provide a channel guide of all channels it provides, even though I don’t subsribe to them. Then yes, I guess I am.

    Argh: …. thanks for the confirmation you’re so stupid you have cable/satellite TV even though you don’t know what channels it provides …

    Jak: I do know what channels are on it.

    Hmm, so in addition to having the deuctove skills of a cabbage, you also now admit to being equally well educated in all the korean porn channels as me :-)

    are you the same balding, fat bellied aboriginal foreigner I try to avoid in my supermarket? :-)

    I do know what channels are on it.

  • Arghaeri

    What’s the reason for the attack on porn? Is it that Korea is trying to protect the children? If so, I must disagree…

    I’m not sure about the facts, but anecdotal evidence suggests hard porn has been “banned” for some time but just like prostitution not much was done about it, except, for those with lots of korean content.
    Japanese porn OK, american porn OK, sweet innocent koreans… not possible – blocked.

    However, of late one hears that there’s been a crackdown and that perhaps its being taken seriously.

    To be fair I don’t have a major issue with porn being made by those who agree to appear in it and being available to those adults who wish to access it. However, given the ease with which it can be accessed by minors on the web, I am sympathetic to blocking access to it on the internet.

  • Jieun K

    Being content with jerking off to porn.

    Well, some guys will just get mad at everybody in the video” (warning: explicit content).

  • http://www.chinasmack.com/tag/funny/page/3 Jakgani

    deuctove skills of a cabbage, you also now admit to being equally well educated in all the korean porn channels as me

    are you the same balding, fat bellied aboriginal foreigner I try to avoid in my supermarket?

    Hmm… so you get a rise form cabbages as well….

    Nope – unlike you – if you were to meet me, you would find that I have a full head of brown hair, am slim and have white skin.

    Arghaeri – I can keep going on forever and ever too…. (and I don’t need to use the smiley faces)

  • http://www.xanga.com/wangkon936 WangKon936

    It appears that the Koreans in the Philippines have a different reputation than other Korean expatriate communities around the world:

    http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/304958/korean-dialog

    I gotta love the cartoon. It’s not just the Filipinos that think that way, in terms of the insularity of the community. I would have to say that the Korean community in the Philippines is probably more insular because it is less permanent, i.e. meaning that there are a lot more temporary residents such as students, business people, etc. It is also newer. However, by and large, Korean expat communities are pretty insular. We are just a mind your own business kinda culture when we are exposed to other cultures.

    Another wrinkle here is that the sizable Korean community in the Philippines have apparently also attracted less desirable elements of the Korean community, particularly organized crime. Additionally, Koreans in the Philippines appear to be a lot less well behaved.

  • CactusMcHarris
  • gbnhj

    #91, in addition to the list of defects already mentioned, the article also states that the Korean community in Cebu is generally unable to converse in Tagalog.

    Here they are, as Filipinos see them: an insular, transient community with a higher-than-average incidence of criminality and a general inability (or disinterest in learning) to speak the local language. You know, I think I’ve heard these complaints before…

  • Arghaeri

    Arghaeri – I can keep going on forever and ever

    I’ve no doubt about it, Jak, rarely have I seen someone so determined to be an idiot as you.

  • http://www.chinasmack.com/tag/funny/page/3 Jakgani

    You forgot something ——> :) =)

  • Arghaeri

    Cactus,

    Anyone who reads the Marmot Hole for a start… :-)

    Kim Jong-il goes out atop Lincoln Continental
    Published on December 29th, 2011
    Written by: Robert Koehler

  • hamel

    Jak, more free time than you know what to do with, eh?

    Slow day on CL?

  • http://koreanlanguagenotes.blogspot.com/ gbevers

    Yesterday, here in Texas, I got a phone call from someone calling for a company called Budget Cellular, or something like that. Here is the conversation we had:

    Budget: “Good afternoon. I’m calling for Budget Cellular, and we would like to give you a free cell phone. Are you currently on Medicare, Medicaid, or SSI?

    Me: “No.”

    Budget: “Oh, I’m sorry.” click

  • http://www.chinasmack.com/tag/funny/page/3 Jakgani

    Just got home from work now (9:30pm) – Yeah I went to work at 6:30am.

    I usually only look at CL on the weekend.

    This thread has been using up all my free breaks.

    Tomorrow I am too busy from 1:00pm onwards – write what you want – I won’t have time to read it.

  • Arghaeri

    Jak, more free time than you know what to do with, eh?

    No time for TV, too busy trawling crsigslist for beauty services…

  • http://www.chinasmack.com/tag/funny/page/3 Jakgani

    read #99 Twat!

  • http://www.chinasmack.com/tag/funny/page/3 Jakgani

    and congratulations for destroying Marmots weekend Open Thread with your trash!

  • Arghaeri

    read #99 Twat!

    What the bit where you confirm you trawl craigslist at the weekend?

    Or the bit where we get to write whatever we want cos you don’t have time to read it, wait but you did, so you do…. I’m confused

  • CactusMcHarris

    Arg,

    Thanks, I should have figured our hanbok-clad Holemeister wouldn’t have overlooked it, knowing that DPRK automotive news is, well, rare.

  • slim

    Think of Jakgani as the Marmot’s Hole’s “Rain Man” — but without the savant side.

  • hamel

    Surely, slim, he’d be a sociopathic genius, if only he were a genius.

  • http://www.xanga.com/wangkon936 WangKon936
  • dokdoforever

    So Petraeus resigned even though carrying out an extra-marital affair did not violate any laws as CIA head. That doesn’t make sense to me. An affair would be perfect blackmail material if a foreign power found out about it, or especially if the woman involved was a spy. Hard to believe that the CIA does nothing to guard against something that could easily compromise security.

  • Anonymous_Joe

    Article in today’s Korea Herald:

    Confusion grows over car mileage
    Hyundai Motor Group’s recent mileage overstatement scandal in North America now raises eyebrows of Korean customers like Lee Hae-mi, a Seoul resident who owns a 2011 Kia Soul.

    Among 13 Hyundai and Kia brand car models forced to reduce their mileage by one to two miles per gallon on average, the largest adjustment was six miles per gallon for the Soul.

    While the Soul’s fuel economy in the United States was lowered from 27 miles per gallon to 21, or from 11.5 kilometers per liter to 8.9, its official rating in Korea is far higher, ranging from 15 to 18 kilometers per liter.

    “I understand there must be some differences in the road conditions in the U.S. and Korea. But I just want more explanation about the big discrepancy in the estimates,” Lee said.

    Yeah, like the road conditions are better and traffic generally less congested. I think cars should rate better for gas consumption than in Korea

    While industry watchers were cautious about directly comparing the mileage estimates in Korea and the U.S., they agreed the Korean system still has much room to improve.

    “Countries adopt different gas mileage testing procedures depending on their own situations. Among them, the official ratings in the U.S. show the highest accuracy rate which reflects 90-95 percent accuracy in the actual amount of gas used in vehicles,” said Kim Pil-soo, professor of automotive studies at Daelim University.

    The U.S. figure compares to 85-90 percent accuracy in Europe, 80-85 percent in Korea and 70 percent in Japan.

    “The nation’s new mileage rating system, adopted this year, has increased the accuracy by 15-20 percent. But the government still needs to toughen monitoring programs including raising the number of vehicles they inspect for management after launch,” Kim said.

    The Korea Energy Management Corporation, which oversees fuel economy of vehicles marketed in Korea, offers two options to be used for carmakers to provide their mileage estimates.

    All Korean carmakers opt to report results of their own mileage tests to the state-run energy management agency, while most import brands that have no testing facilities here receive tests by authorized testing organizations.

    I too was shocked to find there was gambling in Casablanca.

  • http://www.chinasmack.com/tag/funny/page/3 Jakgani

    Think of Jakgani as the Marmot’s Hole’s “Rain Man” — but without the savant side.

    thanks #105 – I will never know what I did to offend SLIM..

    but I am sick of this shit on here…

    I am heading to the roof ( at 10:20pm) – I WILL fly – I am sick of this shit…………………………….

    goodbye……………………………………