Kim Jang-ja—whom you may remember as the field general in the KNP’s war against Mia-ri Texas a couple of years back—thinks we need legalized, licensed prostitution. Why, you ask?

“There are members of society for whom it is difficult to find partners, such as the disabled, illegal immigrants and widowers. Society needs to address the needs of these individuals by allowing prostitution in restricted areas,” Kim said in an interview with The Korea Times.

Just something for our British cousins to consider.