Hamel has been urging me to post this since he emailed it to me a week ago.

Don’t blame me—blame him.

Anyway, it can be fun sometimes to peak into a wacky world where the real villains in colonial Korea were American missionaries and Comintern, Koreans owe the Japanese for all the money spent colonizing them (“We must be mindful that the inhabitants of the Korean peninsula will never understand our good intentions”), the comfort women were well-paid prostitutes and Japan brought “civilization” to Korea.