You’d think North Korea would have stopped reading the papers by now:

The Australian newspaper Brisbane Metro behaved so sordid as to describe the DPRK as “Naughty Korea” when carrying the news of London Olympics standings. This is a bullying act little short of insulting the Olympic spirit of solidarity, friendship and progress and politicizing sports …

The Brisbane Metro will remain as a symbol of [a] rogue paper for its misdeed to be cursed long in Olympic history. The infamy is the self-product of the naughty paper Brisbane Metro which dared challenge the spirit of Olympic, common desire and unanimous will of mankind.

Their copy editor appears to have had the day off.

Laugh all you like, Aussie scum, but remember—it’s all fun and games until the KCNA starts reading your artillery coordinates out. Given North Korea’s command of Google Maps, I’d be very concerned right now… if I lived in New Zealand.

(HT to CactusMcHarris)

PS: Hey, foreigners, just be glad MBC has never run a PSA like this.