Britta Heidemann posed for German Playboy in 2004

by Robert Koehler on August 1, 2012

in Korean Sports, Korean Tabloid Crap

As the earlier Korean report said, German fencer Britta Heidemann—a.k.a. the One who Robbed Shin A-lamdid in fact pose for German Playboy in 2004 (NSFW).

Feel free to Google for more photos on your own.

If it makes Shin feel any better, Heidemann lost in the gold medal match.

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1 cm August 1, 2012 at 10:58 pm

I don’t think she’s good looking enough material to be in the Playboy.

PS: That’s kind of an unfair shot at Shin. All she wanted was a fair treatment, she has said nothing bad against Heidermann.

2 Robert Koehler August 1, 2012 at 11:04 pm

Not good looking enough, eh?

http://forums.anandtech.com/showpost.php?p=33766577&postcount=838

She’s plenty good-looking enough for Playboy.

And no, Liz, that’s not me showing favoritism to my Teutonic dongpo sister.

3 SomeguyinKorea August 1, 2012 at 11:10 pm

There’s something pathetic and disturbing about the fact that this is news here.

4 Robert Koehler August 1, 2012 at 11:12 pm

I’m not sure it was “news,” per se. I just saw the headline and was intrigued.

5 cm August 1, 2012 at 11:15 pm

#2

in fairness, those pictures are heavily photo-shopped.

6 jk6411 August 1, 2012 at 11:16 pm

Shin A-Lam, not Shin A-Lab.

7 cm August 1, 2012 at 11:22 pm

Shin A-Lam? How about Shin Arham? They butchered a beautiful name with the wrong romanization.

8 코리 August 1, 2012 at 11:27 pm

Personally, I imagine Shin’s given name being pronounced the way the Nazi woman in the secret map room yelled “Alarm” in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

9 SomeguyinKorea August 1, 2012 at 11:27 pm

#6,

Well, Labs do shed enough fur in the spring to knit a sweater with.

10 jk6411 August 1, 2012 at 11:29 pm

Well, A-Ram would’ve been correct. But “Ram” may be a bit awkward.
Some news articles call her Shin Lam..
Hope she doesn’t become Shin Ramyun or something.

11 jkitchstk August 1, 2012 at 11:38 pm

Will all those Nazi signs come down in S. Korea now?

12 SomeguyinKorea August 2, 2012 at 12:00 am

#11,

Those are the Buddhist Manji symbol.

13 dm August 2, 2012 at 12:45 am

cm is an idiot. These photos are not photo-shopped. :P

14 Dogbert August 2, 2012 at 1:10 am

Why does Kim Yu-na romanize her name in a misleading way?

15 Gerry Bevers August 2, 2012 at 2:09 am

#2,

You are starting to redeem yourself, Robert.

16 iMe August 2, 2012 at 5:42 am

@2,
she’s beautiful enough but her boobs are too small.

17 deanS August 2, 2012 at 7:16 am

It probably didn’t make Shin feel any better that Heidemann lost in the gold medal match. Especially in this situation as it was a malfunction and a bad call by the officals that ultimately lead to the loss.
Overall I think she handled herself well, all things considered. And that consolation prize medal just feels like a thing to let the public feel better about the whole thing.

18 DLBarch August 2, 2012 at 8:23 am

Heidemann is, frankly, truly stunning, and those photos ALMOST want me to say “all is forgiven,” but I can testify — regrettably — what most gals who fence do not look anything like her. Alas.

Hence, the relative unpopularity of fencing!

DLB

19 Robert Koehler August 2, 2012 at 8:51 am

The Kathy Radzuweit lass is quite easy on the eyes, too.

20 Robert Koehler August 2, 2012 at 9:08 am

cm is an idiot. These photos are not photo-shopped.

I think it’s just that cm has never seen a photo of a German smiling.

21 Jeffery Hodges August 2, 2012 at 9:11 am

Germans rarely smile because German jokes are nothing to laugh about.

Jeffery Hodges

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22 Jeffery Hodges August 2, 2012 at 9:13 am

“The Kathy Radzuweit lass is quite easy on the eyes, too.”

Odd surname, though: “Wheel-too-far.”

Jeffery Hodges

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23 SomeguyinKorea August 2, 2012 at 10:15 am

#16,
As if you’d turn her down.

24 kaizenmx August 2, 2012 at 11:33 am

Truthfully, she’s just plain looking.

25 guitard August 2, 2012 at 12:01 pm

iMe wrote:

she’s beautiful enough but her boobs are too small.

Large boobs are a disadvantage for a fencer.

26 Arghaeri August 2, 2012 at 1:48 pm

Nice and pert, who needs more!

27 Robert Koehler August 2, 2012 at 2:45 pm

Note to Korea Times:

Some Internet users expressed their anger by photoshopping Heidemann’s picture into adult magazine Playboy.

No, she actually posed. Which is odd, as the Korean below the article actually says as much.

http://www.koreatimes.co.kr/www/news/nation/2012/08/117_116448.html

28 Gerry Bevers August 2, 2012 at 2:55 pm

iMe wrote (#16):

she’s beautiful enough but her boobs are too small.

Too small for what? They’re perky, nicely tipped, and REAL. What else could you ask for? The up-side-down, plastic cereal bowls many Korean women are having implanted?

29 kimchifrox August 2, 2012 at 10:18 pm

@21:
Sure, normally we just guffaw about mostly fecal jokes and continue to drink our superior beers.
I guess who just smiles is somehow suspicious… ;o)

30 Gerry Bevers August 3, 2012 at 1:10 am

I wish I had answered my first question in #28 as follows:

Too small for what? Bungee jumping?

I crack myself up.

31 iMe August 3, 2012 at 2:47 am

for Playboy those boobs aren’t big enough is all I was saying. Unless of course it was a special Korean edition.

32 numberoneoppa August 3, 2012 at 3:02 am

@29/Gerry: Hahahaha.

iMe: I don’t remember playboy being a magazine which caters to big boob fans only. Boobs can be perfect not matter what size. :)

Still pretty upset about the fencing match.

33 SomeguyinKorea August 3, 2012 at 4:52 pm

#27,

Yes, clueless about the fact that most Europeans get that nudity is natural and that the human body isn’t something to be ashamed of (especially when one looks as good as her). Hell, I’ve seen more skin on German TV commercials than in Korean “ero” movies.

34 cm August 4, 2012 at 10:45 pm

Heideman’s just average plain. Now here’s the picture of Heideman’s team mate Monika Sozanska who looks far more beautiful. Now I wouldn’t mind seeing her naked.

http://news.chosun.com/site/data/html_dir/2012/08/04/2012080400894.html?brief_spn01

Judging by her last name, I’m guessing she’s of Polish extraction.

From the Korean team, I nominate Kim Jiyeon.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/2012/athletes/9132a384-1ab0-48c0-8a76-ed607c6f2206

35 jkitchstk August 19, 2012 at 10:09 pm

# 12 SomeguyinKorea,
re: Nazi Signs
“Those are the Buddhist Manji symbol.”

Ha, I doubt it.
Even at all those Nazi bars spread across S. Korea that Israel complained about…?
http://www.pusanweb.com/feature/hitlerbar/

Here is another…
http://volumeone.typepad.com/volume_one/2005/11/freaky_weird_ko.html

The S. Korean Hitler/Nazi bars even made Time Magazine…
http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,2053797,00.html

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