Open Thread #253

by Robert Koehler on July 28, 2012

in Open Thread

Have fun, folks.

And foreign journos, for the love of Christ, stop asking the South Korean football team about the North Korea flag incident.

{ 39 comments… read them below or add one }

1 keyinjpop July 28, 2012 at 11:27 am

Another idol gets busted for drunk-driving:
http://omonatheydidnt.livejournal.com/9610336.html

2 keyinjpop July 28, 2012 at 11:27 am

Also, first.

3 RolyPoly July 28, 2012 at 12:03 pm
4 RolyPoly July 28, 2012 at 12:06 pm

It may happen soon.
http://www.japantimes.co.jp/text/nn20120728a9.html

Korea should be in charge of these islands. To stop the inevitable war.

5 The Sanity Inspector July 28, 2012 at 12:41 pm
6 RolyPoly July 28, 2012 at 1:22 pm

Congrats to Japanese soccer team for beating Spanish nerds. Where did these dwarfs(Spanish team) come from? They were a foot smaller than the Japanese and looked weak.

And, it did not help to get one guy kicked out by the ump. Hey, you got to pay to win. Spain as a country in financial trouble and it showed.

Why can Korea get 11 big and strong guys who can pass well? I know, I know, Koreans, just like the Spanish, select players by their “school-relationship” than their abilities.

The same old story. Inbreeding produce inferior products.

7 RolyPoly July 28, 2012 at 1:45 pm

I think it has to do with drug use by European players. I bet almost 100% of Spanish soccer players do drugs. And, they cannot match the Japanese energy.
The Japanese players ran faster, passed better and had more energy throughout the game. At the end of the game, the Japanese dominated.

Just say No.

8 YVRMike July 28, 2012 at 1:59 pm

Since Japan is tonight’s hot topic, here is:
Japanese TV ad weirdness distilled into its purest form imaginable. Homicidal toddler, pervy neighbour, and Freudian neuroses (Mommy!!!)
。・゚゚・(>д<)・゚゚・。
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-nBRNM8kqI
With the theme of "death comes unexpectedly", this would be a great ad for a life insurance company. Better yet, a korean one… imagine the potential: not only is it hilarious and viral, but it also cleverly takes advantage of popular anti-japanese stereotypes too.

9 bumfromkorea July 28, 2012 at 3:16 pm

For what it’s worth, I felt really, really bad for the North Korean coach and team. Now they’ll be under even more scrutiny from back home (and I totally understand why they overreacted like that… wouldn’t you do the same if you had the not-so-secret thought police after your ass?), and to make it worse, they’re in the same group as the American team.

I shudder to think what would happen to them if they lose that game.

10 YVRMike July 28, 2012 at 4:53 pm

@bumfromkorea: Yeah, totally… If I were on the opposing team, I would seriously think of throwing the game and letting the North Koreans win. Losing would mean some lost national pride, endorsement deals, etc. But that’s nothing compared to knowing that winning would condemn the North Koreans team and their families to brutal deaths.

11 dusjanbe July 28, 2012 at 7:39 pm

#6

Is the Olympic game, most countries send their C-team U-21, U-23, Check up the entire team, the oldest player is born 1988.

By the time almighty Korea or Japan beat the current Spanish A-team, give it 50 years before countries in Asia could match European nations.

Other news, Saudi Arabia allow the FIRST female to compete in Olympic Games the years 2012. After international pressure of course

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-18571193

Unfortunately she fail to qualify

http://www.theatlanticwire.com/global/2012/06/why-no-saudi-women-qualify-olympic-games/53912/

Quelle surprise, she’s half-American, half-Saudi, live in America and not in the Kingdom.

12 whitey July 28, 2012 at 8:54 pm

London, watch your servers. You are about to see an attack not seen since, well, the V-2s.

I’m hoping that South Korea can keep to its 10/10/10 goal this Olympics: 10 gold medals, a top-10 finish in the medals table, and netizens embarrassing themselves less than 10 times during the fortnight.

13 paulhewson July 28, 2012 at 10:46 pm

…and the Chinese judge says……………..

you’re disqualified……………..

14 paulhewson July 28, 2012 at 11:58 pm

…..and now…………………

you are not disqualified………………

…………….go to the final and collect $200 after passing………

15 cm July 29, 2012 at 12:58 am

#14, now Canada is in an uproar because the Canadian swimmer got bumped off the final race due to having the slowest time. Canada is holding a press conference.

This is the reason why I’ve haven’t watched the Olympics in a long while.

16 Dogbert July 29, 2012 at 5:58 am

Why did the Korean teams stop using the unification flag?

17 R. Elgin July 29, 2012 at 10:30 am

Per #8, no, that ad is based upon a Korean joke that has been around for some years. All they did was recycle the old joke in Japanese.

18 YVRMike July 29, 2012 at 11:42 am

#17, wow, I had no idea it was an old korean joke, or that yobai was practiced there as well.

19 Seth Gecko July 29, 2012 at 8:23 pm

I hope this site will recover from the great disqus disaster of oh-twelve.

20 Seth Gecko July 29, 2012 at 8:24 pm

…and I’m STILL on moderation. For Christ’s sake.

21 R. Elgin July 29, 2012 at 8:43 pm

Yeah, Mike, in the original joke, the kid puts poison on his mom’s tits and then the next day the local adjoshi dies. It’s a good joke.

22 RolyPoly July 30, 2012 at 7:51 am

Korea2-Swiss1 final score!
Korea2-Swiss1 final score!
Korea2-Swiss1 final score!
Korea2-Swiss1 final score!

In my lifetime, I see Korean soccer team coming up to beat an European team, in over-powering manner. I thank God.

23 Robert Koehler July 30, 2012 at 9:41 am

Seth Gecko—But I bet you weren’t in moderation with Disqus, right?

24 Seth Gecko July 30, 2012 at 9:47 am

#23
You’re right!
I wasn’t thrilled with the format (I like to quickly check the latest posts) but there was no automatic moderation, which was nice.

If it were up to me, I’d keep it the way it is now. I don’t post that often anyway.

25 Seth Gecko July 30, 2012 at 9:49 am

Hey, I don’t think that went into moderation!

26 brier July 30, 2012 at 10:06 am

This mornings rain is a welcome relief from the heat, even if a momentary break. With last nights low of 27.3, tropic nights indeed. Sun seems to be edging out again. So much for the cooling breeze.

27 Jeffery Hodges July 30, 2012 at 10:14 am

“In my lifetime, I see Korean soccer team coming up to beat an European team, in over-powering manner. I thank God.”

So that’s why the Lord’s been letting you live!

Jeffery Hodges

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28 CactusMcHarris July 30, 2012 at 10:50 am

I need to check, but the last time I looked (admittedly about 8 hours ago) a North Korean athlete (male) was leading in weightlifting (the flyweight class, if you will, but these guys are all tanks). I’m very pleased – the gods know how much the DPRK needs some good news that doesn’t involve assassination / ambush.

29 CactusMcHarris July 30, 2012 at 10:54 am

By golly, he did it – from ESPN Sports:
____________________________________
North Korea’s Om Yun Chol said he wanted to lift a big weight and make the other athletes nervous.

He definitely nailed that strategy.

Om, standing all of 5 feet and 123 pounds, won a gold medal by confidently lifting an Olympic-record 370 pounds in the clean and jerk at the London Games.

_______________________________________
That’s the equivalent of lifting 600 lbs for my fat ass, and I think even with Supermanned Sperwer I couldn’t do it unless, say, a grizzly bear was bearing down on me.

And speaking of bears, Mr. Om…unusual last name, no?

30 CactusMcHarris July 30, 2012 at 10:57 am

Sorry for the double post – this being a reporter is new to me.

from ESPN Sports again
__________________________________
Om was in the “B” group with lower-ranked competitors and lifted weights of 160 and 165 kilograms on his first two attempts early in the day. He got the crowd roaring when it was announced he would go for 168 kilograms — the Olympic record.

Among the few lifters who have cleared three times their body weight are Halil Mutlu and Naim Suleymanoglu, also of Turkey, known as the “Pocket Hercules.”
______________________________________

31 CactusMcHarris July 30, 2012 at 11:44 am

And a story on North Korean female athletes that’s, I think, fairly well-written.

http://gawker.com/5929613/why-the-women-of-north-korea-are-the-most-interesting-olympians?comment=51354027

32 Seth Gecko July 30, 2012 at 3:43 pm

“clean and jerk”?
I usually do that the other way around.

33 SomeguyinKorea July 30, 2012 at 5:30 pm
34 LazyassBruiser July 31, 2012 at 3:57 am

Hey check out this jerk:

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/olympics-2012/switzerland-michel-morganella-expelled-london-olympics-racist-remarks-twitter-south-koreans-article-1.1124997

Well you gotta excuse this poor asshole, being a swiss Italian ain’t that easy. The Ticinesi are basically the terroni scum of the Confederation, they’re treated like less than dogs and they’re so frustrated they have to take it out on someone.

Still if i was the Korean squad i would be looking for his ass in the Olympic village

35 eujin July 31, 2012 at 5:57 am

#9 and #10, actually it’s a revenge match for the North Koreans as they lost to the USA in the groups at the World Cup last year. It’s exactly the same players this time that lost to the US then, so unless they’ve sent a bunch of body doubles, the survival rate is so far 100% (including the drug cheats).

RolyPoly, were you born sometime after Korea beat Greece 2-0 at the WC in 2010? I’d say Greece was in Europe, but admittedly that’s just my subjective opinion.

36 Avaast July 31, 2012 at 2:27 pm
37 DLBarch August 1, 2012 at 12:36 am

For those keeping track, it’s 30 minutes and counting till opening statements in Apple v. Samsung:

http://www.cand.uscourts.gov/CEO/cfd.aspx?7142#Notes

I hope to get away from the office for a few hours this week to drop by South First and sit in the gallery…if there are any empty seats, that is.

Truly an amazing turn of events…a $2.5 billion case actually heading to a jury. I predict a settlement on the courthouse steps before this case goes to verdict, but who knows?

Exciting times.

DLB

38 DLBarch August 1, 2012 at 12:38 am
39 Jashin Densetsu August 1, 2012 at 6:13 pm

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