Huh, you ask? That’s right - according to Reuters (January 19, 2012) South Korean presidential-hopeful Huh Kyung-young – the head of the Democratic Republican Party – wants to move the U.N. headquarters to the DMZ.
“With the U.N. headquarters located in Korea, there would be no war on the Korean Peninsula. Then, I will unify the world and lead efforts to mediate between the global powers,” he said.
Of course this isn’t anything new, he suggested doing it back in 2007 but for different reasons:
If the UN HQ is moved to the Panmmunjon, 500 organizations will move with it, which means our economy will grow threefold.
But we know (or at least he thinks he does) he has the power to do it:
Like a light from the east, I have appeared for this era, and since I can see the future, I have planned my Internet strategy way back in the past. With my 430 IQ, I can also control the spiritual domain.
I have also read 35 religious scriptures from several religions, and concluded that they have no value. The religions have prepared for my coming and I’m the one who will complete them.
And
He claims to have an IQ of 430 and the ability to perform miracle cures.
“I can change 23 chromosomes and 40,000 DNA in the human body. If someone is diagnosed with uterine cancer, I can treat the cancer within 0.1 seconds just by looking into the patient’s eyes,” Huh said.
Yes, I know I repeated the IQ of 430 but who can’t be impressed by an IQ of 430? I can fully understand your skepticism but did you know that Michael Jackson, three days prior to his death, visited Huh in his dreams? Not good enough? He was also able to control George W. Bush’s thinking. Did you know that (paraphrasing Min) the late President Park Chung-hee approved Huh’s marriage to Park Geun-hye and that it was Park’s dying wish to see them married and living in the Blue House? Well, don’t feel bad if you didn’t know about the marriage because apparently she didn’t either and this landed Huh not in the Blue House but in jail after he was sued for libel.
One has to admire Huh’s determination (remember back in 2007 when Min predicted Huh would run in the 2012 election – uncanny) – after all, this is his fourth attempt but apparently this time he is going to use the Time Magazine Man of the Year approach:
[Huh] plans to launch a fan club to boost his chances in the polls and said he expects to attract a million members.
“Nowadays, I am so popular that I get several phone calls every second from my fans. I am thinking of reporting myself to Guinness World Records as the man who receives the largest number of phone calls in the world,” he said.
And if he wins ”he will give newly-married couples 100 million won ($87,300) and hand 700,000 won to each pensioner.”
It is going to be a great year for politics.
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Is he the fellow with the collection of tin-foil hats (with aerials!)?
“[H]e will give newly-married couples 100 million won ($87,300) . . .”
How much for renewal of vows?
Jeffery Hodges
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This is went from funny to insane. What a crackpot.
Huh Kyung-young sounds like a complete crackpot – yes! but don’t forget somehow?? he has become the head of the Democratic Republican Party in Korea.
that means that some Koreans love him and support him to get him into that position.
This news has upset me, I thought I was good with an IQ of 140. Damn 450! and the ability to cure cancer in 0.1 seconds – how can I compete?
with his IQ (results) – no wonder Koreans claim to have the highest IQ’s in the world. I would like to take a Korean IQ test to increase my IQ up to… maybe…600?
that’s is funny, how man phones does the guy carry? several phones calls from fans every second??
Korea should be ashamed that this madman won 100,000 votes in the 2007 presidential election and placed 7th.
Ah AD, but he only said he gets them, not that he received them. Although, along your lines how he ever gets to make a call….
Jefferey,
Renewal of vows, for a 100 million, I’ll divorce and remarry the missus a couple of time a year, or more if permitted.
Think of the boost ti the wedding industry!
He must receive them in order to know that they are “from fans”.
Otherwise we could presume they are people phoning to tell him what an idiot he is, or that his utilities/rent wasn’t paid, or due to his phone number being mistaken for the local taxi phone number.
Look, as I’ve explained before, he only lost in 2007 because he WANTED to lose. He can see the future, so he knows the outcomes of all of these elections well in advance. Obviously, losing in 2007 was somehow integral to his strategy. Only he knows what his endgame is, but keep in mind that he is a super-genius. This is chess, not checkers.
If he says that he will move the UN headquarters to Panmunjon, then HE WILL. Again, he can see the future, so he knows that this will happen. He regularly communicates with the spirit realm, so can see possibilities that are too subtle and nuanced to be seen by ordinary people.
Also, regarding his healing abilities, it is also known that simply saying his name can bestow positive health benefits. I recommend starting each day by proclaiming the name “Huh Gyeong Yeong!” five times. Can you prove that this doesn’t work? I didn’t think so.
Goodpoint AD, except for his 430 IQ and prescience allows him to determine who is calling and foe what purpose without answering
Huh Kyung-young don’t got to win none of your stinkin’ elections.
A man of his preternatural intelligence and extraordinary spiritual powers already rules the earth and all things within it. Also those things upon it. Not to mention those things that fly above it — mostly birds, bats, and winged insects — he rules them, too, and the lightning bugs are his fiery host!
My point is . . . why would a man like Huh Kyung-young care about an election for just half a peninsula? Not even an isthmus is worthy of his throne!
Jeffery Hodges
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Kim Jung-Un must be jealous…
He sounds just like Ron Paul!!
#12,
I just got a new agave with the binomial ‘isthmensis’, and you come along with your ‘fiery host’ voice and your ‘han pando’ charm…
Must be the Lunatic New Year!
Jeffery Hodges
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I didn’t know Hodges was a denizen of the old Bando hotel.
Me neither. Must’ve been a loooong senior moment on my part.
Jeffery Hodges
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Maybe you are a reincarnation of General Hodges
Nah, I’m more of a specific Hodges . . . generally speaking.
Jeffery Hodges
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