If Newt Gingrich goes on to win the Republican nomination, I’m voting for Obama.
I don’t personally care what anyone does with their gonads, but this is a man who spearheaded the impeachment of a sitting president over a blowjob while he was in the midst of a six-year affair. His pompous, self-righteous mock anger directed at CNN’s John King was Newt at his most bloviating, hypocritical worst, even if it did go down well with South Carolina voters, to whom it must be asked, “What the fuck were you thinking?”
And another thing: if it DID come down to Lincoln–Douglas-style debates between Newt and Obama, the former University of Chicago senior lecturer will eat Newt’s lunch. Mark my words.
Yes, I know that Romney comes off as a tool, but seriously, I think we need to revisit Jon Stewart’s intervention.