A Southwest Airlines pilot has been suspended after accidentally broadcasting an angry, expletive-laden rant against the looks and sexualities of his airline’s flight attendants.
“It was just a continuous stream of gays and grannies and grandes,” he says. “I don’t give a f—, I hate 100 per cent of their asses.”
He complains about visiting a bar with other staff only three times in six months.
“With two girls, one of them that was probably do-able, but … all these two women wanted to do was, one wanted to berate her sister and the other one wanted to bitch about her husband, literally for three hours.”
“When that was done, 2.30 I got back to room and thought, ‘Why the f— did I stay up?”‘
In fairness to Southwest, their stewardesses might not be “do-able,” but their flights probably take much less ground fire from their own Marine Corps.
Anyway, for the benefit of other pilots who are suffering from the same difficulties, I link to this recent list of the hottest stewardess airlines. Oddly, neither Korean Air or Asiana were on there. A crime, if you ask me.