So far, it’s USA 0, Ghana 1 in the first half.
AT THE HALF: USA 0, Ghana 1. I think it would tear the time—space continuum for the USA to score first.
UPDATE: Donovan takes the penalty… and scores! USA 1, Ghana 1.
AFTER TWO HALVES: USA 1, Ghana 1. One day the USA will learn to play two halves. We’ll be getting an extra 30 minutes.
UPDATE: Shit! Ghana scores.
GAME OVER, MAN: Ghana goes on. USA goes home.