Christ, what did I just watch?
Or more interestingly, what did the North Koreans just watch?
And why is KBS playing “Purple Rain”?
Christ, what did I just watch?
Or more interestingly, what did the North Koreans just watch?
And why is KBS playing “Purple Rain”?
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Prediction: international media stories will focus on the national disgrace caused to North Korea by the 7 nil result, and then lead on (quite naturally) to discussions of the players’ fate when they return to Pyongyang – and perhaps IF they will return.
The North Korean team desperately needs a submarine.
As the last games of the group stages are played simultaneously, does anyone know if SBS will show BOTH games? In other words, are the USA–Algeria game and England–Slovenia game Wednesday night BOTH going to be on TV here?
Which tabloid will be the first to mention the word “gulag” in its wrap-up of the DPRK-Portugal game?
Anyone notice the end of the live blog at the 1st link at the 9o minute mark?
“North Korean TV announces ‘Korea wins 7-0′,”
http://www.fifa.com/worldcup/highlights/video/video=1253544/index.html
NK did put on a good show in the first half. I think KJI called during the half time and told the players to equalize or else. And, players pushed forward at the beginning of the second half. That resulted in 3 goals. After that, NK just lost it.
There was a Buddhist rally for NK soccer team at BongUenSa, the temple known for their pro-NK activity, ie Commies. Many people are mad at these Buddhists for aiding NK at this time, while CheonAn is still fresh on people’s minds.
If you convert “Purple Rain” into muzak, it does sorta sound like an old style Korean “trot” song. Hey, I’m just say’in is all…
Or else . . . is certainly correct. Those fools are dead meat. I would have run straight to a foreign embassy if I was in their shoes.
Soccer is a war. When the score became 4-0, NK soldiers lost the will to fight. Additional three goals were scored with minimum resistance. I hope this is what happens when the real war breaks out.
People love soccer because it is so much like a war.
“Soccer is a war.”
Oh, yeah? Love is a…battlefield. Betta come get yo’ a(r)mor!
!!
I love Jordin Sparks. Not sure why her played-out songs hasn’t lead to more album sales.
ps: I hate cliches. Soccer is a war! Basketball is a war! Football is a war. Sex is a war. Come on, poets! Let’s think up new metaphors.
Having recently finished Myers’ book, and having read some very persuasive evidence that the average North Korean holds the international community in utter contempt as inferior sub-humans, I have significantly less sympathy for their soccer woes. Reap what you sow.
North Koreans seeing such a wicked ass-beating live will hopefully do more than loudspeakers at the border, and foreign-based radio transmissions, to make them question the state-run media on a few things.
I really wonder if the Norks let the whole thing play out, or cut it off when the embarassment mounted?
Oh, and was this decision to show the game live made after the Nork squad played solidly against Brazil? I certainly hope so, for the element of poetic justice that would therefore be introduced. Considering the disturbing ideology of racial purity and superiority that fuels the Nork control machine, that is.
I can’t help but think of Max Bauer vs. Joe Louis in ’36. Sports are so closely tied up with nationalism that this could have quite an impact in Pyongyang. And wherever else the North has TV available.
Okay, putting aside my own juvenile schadenfreude for a moment . . .
This stunning defeat, and the fact that it was possibly broadcast live in North Korea, would only make them more insular. The Northern propaganda will spin it thus: see how dangerous it is out there? Other nations make sport of embarrassing us, because they cannot stand how special we are. Thankfully, we have a loving Leader, with his military first policy, to protect us from all these outside aggressors.
Once you’ve claimed the moral high ground, even defeats can be turned into ideological victories. That’s the beauty of the North’s system.
Still, I’d love to know what North Koreans saw on TV last night.
@ 3 feld_dog
SBS will be showing both the US:Algeria and the England:Slovenia matches. But, while the England:Slovenia match will be on the regular (terrestrial) SBS channel, the US:Algeria match will be on SBS sports – which is broadcast on cable.
The same goes for the NZ:Paraguay and Italy:Slovakia matches, with the NZ match being on SBS sports.
One of my few wishes for the WC was that NK got their racist, passive-aggressive, battleship-sinking, expert at foreign policy-asses beaten in a very embarassing manner. Thank you Portugal. Now, if only a team of dark dark dark Africans can hand them such a beating before it’s all over. Go Ivory Coast.
If I were the Portuguese, I wouldn’t be sending any vessels into the Yellow Sea. Just sayin’.
Here you go gangpe, undercover video of the Italian team’s training camp. This explains a lot.
@ 16 cmm
Your wish might well come true. Ivory Coast has a 9 goal deficit to Portugal. This means, assuming Portugal and Brazil draw (a big assumption I know), that Ivory Coast will need to score at least 10 goals more than North Korea to make it to the next round. Expect them to come out hitting North Korea hard…
Robert, I’m sure they played Purple Rain… because it was raining so hard. It’s raining.. song with “rain” in the title. Get it? Could have been Raindrops keep fallin’ on ma head, or Rain (The Beatles)…
I was rooting for the NKs. I thought they played well against a better side until that second goal. Apart from Jung Dae-se, who was very good, they lacked experience to hold it together after going down. It seemed like everyone except the goalie was rushing out to score.
Was anybody bothered by the number of people who were cheering for NK to win against Portugal? I watched in a bar, and the girl sitting across from me supported NK; she muttered something about ‘urie nara’. Others too. True, she didn’t seem too bothered when they lost, but anyway. What does a country have to do to you before you start disliking them? It took just a handball for Ireland vs. France and for England vs. Argentina…
It seems perfectly natural for South Koreans to root for NK. Just as underdog-ism is a good reason to support a team, dirty play is a reason not to – that’s why I never support the Italians. Politics is kind of irrelevant, unless I guess it’s Germany-England playing in 1939.
Apropos of nothing, check out Chile-Italy 1962 on YouTube.
because just as NK brainwashed its citizens…
The leftists in SK also wish to brainwash the SK citizens…
(It was the USA who divided Korea and the USA who sank the Cheonan)
so lets root for our dear brothers in the North.
Yes, I am joking.
In regards to South Koreans supporting the North Korean team, I don’t think it has much to do with the divide between conservatives and progressives but rather with the 한민족 (hanminjok) ideology (or the northern equivalent ‘우리민족끼리’) that is prevalent in the Korean minjok’s psyche.
Case in point: My colleagues, many of whom are LMB/GNP fansboys and girls, and the general Korean population here in Sydney seemed to support North Korea in yesterday’s match.
I did have the chance to ask someone why they were supporting North Korea yesterday to which he replied “우리 형제들이고 같은 피가 흐르잖아”. Very interesting indeed.
PineForest said:
I believe you mean Max Baer vs. Joe Louis in ’35.
IHBB: video is years old and you’re in the wrong thread, sorry but i have to say some others (say dogbertt or sperwer to name a few) would have come up with something snarkier, but to express my gratitude i’ll try to find the link of the undercover filming of the collective hugging&crying session Fabio, Whine Rooney, and the rest of the shitbags went through.
Old video for old video, right now this one will do
Poor boy he just had reconstructive surgery to his face when that happened, that must have hurt soooooooooo bad
Only Italians would celebrate blatant violations of the rules.
To be fair Argentina are only a little better than those cheating Italian ponces. I wish that more teams played fairly like, Brazil, Germany, England, US, Netherlands, Japan and a fair few others. Some teams are a disgrace to their country with their diving antics-cheating.
Anyway it nice to see North Korea get completely outplayed by Portugal (Ronaldo was bloody brilliant last night), hopefully Ivory Coast can put on a repeat performance, that would be smashing! The Portugal – Brazil game should be amazing.
Why am I not surprised that you’re proud of De Rossi throwing a sucker elbow like a bitch because he’s too much of a floppy cunt to take someone head on? Christ man, you’re always on here talking up what a tough-guy former gangster you are, and it turns out you’re all about taking a swing at someone from behind and running away. Weasels like De Rossi get laughed at for shit like that, but apparently in Italy that qualifies as guts. Congratulations.
Why don’t you tell us what you really think about De Rossi.
I was thrilled to see the North get torpedoed by Portugal yesterday (pun intended). I was also thrilled to see the traitorous Nork-supporters in the South so disappointed.
It’s great the game was shown live to the end so the racist dwarves of the Wicked North could watch their “pure blooded” brothers get dismantled at the hands of the “dirty foreigners.” The only thing missing were a few human rights activists in the stands bandying about anti-KJI posters. I wonder what KJI did as the goals kept racking up? I bet he threw his snifter of Cognac at his 50 inch LG flatscreen.
That said, I do feel for the players and their families. If defector testimony is to be believed, these poor souls are in for a world of hurt. After all, KJI himself was supposedly deeply involved in the team, and you don’t go about making “god” look bad, now do you?
Also, quite a lot of support for Japan too in S.Korea and for them to go through to the next round. I think it’s about solidarity in Asian football, and wanting at least one to go through. (Except for the green-eyed Chinese – I saw them support Argentina blatantly against S.Korea)
Steady on, Milton! Though the North’s leadership is unquestionably wicked, dismissing the entire population as “racist dwarves” seems to me to be displaying much the same bigotry you’re accusing them of. No doubt they have some fucked-up notions of racial purity — who wouldn’t under a warped, totalitarian education system? — but the overwhelming majority of North Koreans had absolutely no say in where they are and the misery they suffer. I’ve actually met some North Korean defectors and they were a surprisingly positive and enlightened bunch. Why revel in the added misery normal North Koreans would have felt at seeing their team getting dry-humped by the Portuguese?
Above Criticism,
I’ll retract the “racist dwarves” comment, but I’ll stand by the rest of my post. I revel in their misery because it’s yet another blow to morale and regime ideology. The more demoralized the population becomes and the more the regime’s ideology is proven false, the more likely it is that the people of North Korea will be liberated from their massive concentration camp by their own hands. The mighty pure-blooded Warriors of Joseon, guided by the ever-victorious Lodestar of the Race and the invincible Military First Politics getting skewered at the hands of a mixed-race, capitalist team on live TV? Priceless. And probably a little–just a little– more doubt has been sowed.
Hence, I don’t think my reveling is out of line.
True, teams are made of ordinary people, but the team itself has symbolic value; it represents the country it came from. As Seinfeld said, when you root for (or against) a team, you’re really “rooting for laundry.”
This is somewhat unrelated, but:
Morally, is there any difference between rooting for North Korea in the World Cup and Nazi Germany at the ’36 Olympics or South Africa during the Apartheid-era?
Fair points, AC, but don’t you get the sense that, were the suffering citizens of the North fully aware of the Grand Illusion that is the source of their anguish, they too might cheer against the Dear Leader’s chosen boys?
You’re either candy flipping, or you went full retard.
Hey, greaseball:
Are you talkin’ to ME? Are YOU talkin’ to me? Are you TALKIN’ to me? Are YOU talkin’ to ME?
IHBB Asian solidarity This is just what I tried to pull off the web, but in a Korean restaurant I was in, they were cheering for the Japanese against Holland during that game.
To all of you: actually the video was directed at the Silver Barfer who in the open thread was bragging about the crafty NZ elbowing (too lazy to link sorry), message intended was something like “If you wanna try the elbow trick do it correctly” but that’s not the point…
the point is: THIS IS A JOKE, c’mon guys what would you expect ? Relevant and civilised comments in a World Cup thread ? IHBB in general you seem to be a good-hearted guy but really you take yourself too seriously over trivial shit and no i don’t think i’m a tough guy, FFS i grew up fed, housed and went to school (well sorta), people born in Somalia or Guatemala are tough, sure not me LOL
I just like to poke some fun at the Hagwon teacher crowd (and Christ who wouldn’t ?) and the rest of the self-important and whiny English speaking expat crowd, especially when somebody (namely Yuna, the most perfidious one in this art) feeds the troll.
Sorry for my feeble attempts at black humour really but Christ sure I would not want to be your anus.
and Mr Koheler concerning De Rossi i have no opinion other than him and McBride should sort their issues face-to-face. Hopefully they’re gonna off each other giving their small but significant contribution to population control.
Other than that i truly don’t care about the World Cup for me there’s only La Magica Inter, everybody else can die of disentery.
Oh i forgot: JOHN TERRY PEZZO DI MERDA
Siam venuti fin qua siam venuti fin qua per vedere insultare Anelka hahahaha
LOL Sperwer as i mentioned earlier never a dull moment from certain posters
I think it would be interesting to hear the testimony of some formerly Western German person on their attitude toward the sporting successes of the DDR back then
‘I just like to poke some fun at the Hagwon teacher crowd (and Christ who wouldn’t ?) and the rest of the self-important and whiny English speaking expat crowd, especially when somebody (namely Yuna, the most perfidious one in this art) feeds the troll.’
lol! perhaps bluescrot should stick to his hollywood coke parties.
Or, it’s the from the feeling of not wanting fellow yellows get thrashed senseless – as it’s painful to watch – embarrassing for Asian Football sort of thing – (as we learned from Argentina) – like Tom and Jerry, you know when Tom sticks up for Jerry against the other cats.
Here’s vice versa when some Japanese cheered for Korea.
@gangpeh,
Pawi would like to be your anus.
Milton and Iceberg
Your questions/points are fair enough. I suppose it depends on to what extent you believe that North Koreans do all still swallow the guff they’re fed by the government, and to what extent a single loss by the football team (which can be edited/airbrushed out of history anyway) really chips away at the government’s hold on power. I’m inclined to think that
many (most?) North Koreans are no longer true believers, but have simply been bludgeoned into submission by the sheer, grinding misery of their daily lives. For people such as that, I imagine a victory (or even a respectable loss) by the national football team may serve as just a slight glimmer of happiness rather than an endorsement of the Great Leader.
Regarding your Nazi/Apartheid question, Milton, I think a key difference is that with Apartheid-era South Africa and even Nazi Germany, there was a degree of informed and free choice that made those athletes more complicit in the actions of their governments. At the risk of contradicting myself, I think North Korea’s players have nothing like the freedom to come to knowledgeable, moral points of view, and even if they were, they wouldn’t be able to act on them.
The bottom line, I suppose, is that rooting for the Apartheid-era South African or Nazi Germany teams would, by the nature of the teams and players themselves, have been more of an endorsement of the governments and their nasty ideologies. I’m not so sure that would necessarily apply in the case of North Korea.
even if they were -> even if they did
In the Korean bar where I was sitting during the first Japan game, everyone seemed to be a devout Cameroon fan. No Asian solidarity there.
I have mixed feelings about this, kinda like if a significant chunk of the English teacher population of Seoul were having a party at my house and somebody set the place on fire.
On one hand i feel sorry for these poor souls who have absolutely nothing, not even a tiny insignificant soccer game to cheer them up, on the other hand a disastrous performance of the Nork team could be finally the straw that break the camel back igniting people fury, you don’t believe it ? It wouldn’t be the first regime to collapse over some sport fiasco
I imagine that to the common North Korean citizen the success or failure of their football/soccer team is way, way, WAAAYYY down low on the totem pole of significance. I do think, however, that this drubbing might send a small message to the lower-elite believers that all is not well in the Dear Leader’s kingdom.
(p.s — Gangpeh, please, please, please invite me to the house party. I’ll bring the lighter fluid.)
Soccer is a latrine where we can freely dump our most ignominius instincts
Careful, Above Criticism, next thing you know it, you’ll wake up and find you’re a dirty North sympathizer!
Speaking of sympathy, the poor sods! Buying the football boots from a shop in China! Apparently they might not have had the metal studs for rain.
I didn’t mean to imply that there is suddenly an outright and blatant support for the Japanese in S.Korea for the football. It’s more like an absence of conspicuous ill-wishing on each other I’m feeling so far. The restaurant staff who was cheering for Japan to score against Holland was like, in the middle, “hang on a minute. why are we all supporting Japan?” as there is still much stigma attached to that view coming from those who are much louder in making automatic anti-Japanese noise in Korea.
This Korean man is surprised to find his Japanese wife rooting for N.Korea. The reason she gave? 같은 동양인이니.
Iceberg, I originally included something about the elite but, to avoid droning on any more than necessary, I removed it.
I think that a good few of the elite won’t be true believers any more either, but are just cynically hanging on to preserve their own relative affluence. I don’t think they will feel that all is well in the Workers’ Paradise, so even a thrashing in the World Cup won’t make much of a difference to their world view.
Above Criticism,
Good points. I think this is where we disagree:
I am of the B.R. Myers School of thought which in effect says that the ethno-nationalistic and the Orwellian “war is peace” propaganda is so thoroughly deployed that regime support is quite strong and most, if not nearly all people, are true believers. Defector testimony seems to support this position, as many defectors who come to the South still look back fondly on Kim Il Sung and the system he created (usually they blame petty functionaries for all their misery, and it’s interesting to note that NK refugees are economic refugees, not political refugees). Admittedly, defector testimony is going to be biased, and there is no real way to judge the popular opinion of North Koreans residing in the North, so I think on this point we will just have to agree to disagree.
I think this point is valid for average North Korean citizen, but not for the soccer team. The team travels extensively throughout the world and interacts with foreigners on a regular basis. There are also several Zainichi Koreans on the team who have experienced life in the South and Japan. Certainly the team is part of the “chosen elite” (just the fact that they are able to play pro-soccer and not work the fields or the factories shows this), and they are capable of making informed choices.
cmm #49:
What a tragedy — however emblematic of the government-controlled brainwashing these kids get from their anti-Japanese, pro-NK formal education from grade school onwards. On the other hand, the Asian-American solidarity here in the U.S. makes it relatively easy for KAs and Chinese Americans to root for the Japanese team, and believe it or not, we do!
So who do the brain-unwashed KA’s root for in a game between KA’s and USA?
between South Korea and USA I meant
As for a single lose, the effects on North Korean worldviews are hard to quantify and the overall effects in isolation are probably fairly low. That said, a single sheet of paper has almost no thickness (relatively speaking), but a stack of papers is quite thick. In the same way, a single lose won’t throw the country into a tailspin, but a series of shocks—coming about as reality is revealed through greater openness and the spread of markets—will have an effect in the long-run. What makes this lose hard to take for average North Koreans is the fact that KJI himself was hyped up as the genius behind the team’s victories. The lose against Portugal was in many ways a personal defeat for KJI (in the eyes of his followers). Combine this with the recent string of economic failures, and suddenly it seems quite potent.
Despite all the considerations on this board about what the average North Korean felt about the game, they simply didn’t see it. They heard a heavily editorialized radio broadcast at best unless they were out in the fields breaking their backs for a handful of something to call food.
The elites for the most part and in Pyongyang are the only ones who consistently have TVs and are close enough to a broadcast towers to pick up what was a broadcast DELAYED signal. Nothing is live in North Korea. Even they for the most part saw the best highlights of North Korean plays and most likely have no clue what the final score was. They will as it filters in through Chinese newspapers and word of mouth but that isn’t the point.
If any of them actually saw the uneditied game in China or along the border then I say good. Any morale victory for North Korea is unfortunately a victory to be exploited by KJI and only furthers his disgusting regime. Crush them everywhere possible, speed the collapse and free the people faster.
This clip is from Lenin kam nur bis Lüdenscheid, a film about a kid growing up in West Germany in the 70′s and supporting the DDR. East Germany beat West Germany 1-0 at the 1974 World Cup. The clip shows the goal as Jürgen Sparwasser ghosts past Scotland favorite Berti Vogts. The music is the East German national anthem. The film was released in 2008.
Supporting the North Korean football team doesn’t mean supporting the North Korean government, and it seems natural to me for the South Koreans to support their cousins and past co-nationals up north. In fact I was surprised at how casual the South Koreans where I was seemed when the match came on – although they did seem to show their sympathies more as the slaughter began in the second half.
@gangpehmoderniste
I don’t actually believe the Kiwis were sticking their elbows in the Italians’ faces, but if in fact they were doing that, you just provided the perfect karmic justification for it.
Yep, I’d agree with this breakdown of South K, North K, Chinese and Japanese reaction to each other at this point (2 matches played each).
As I said, I was sitting at the back when the Chinese who didn’t know I was there were gleefully clapping when Argentina scored.
#58:
Of course we root for Korea! (Asians rooting for Asians! See how it works?)
To whoever wrote it way up there,
I guess it was Max BAER… but it was ’35? Thought that was an olympic fight? Well, upon checking, I was off a bit.. I was thinking of Louis vs. SCHMELING, which was the 2nd fight between them… it actually occured in ’38 according to wikipedia. This whole time I’d thought it was during the ’36 olympics. According to wiki, the Nazi publicist who accompanied Schmeling to NYC for the fight ran on about aryan superiority plenty, and said that the prize money Schmeling won after defeating Louis would be used to build German tanks.
Oh, and in ’35 , Louis didnt’ take Schmeling seriously at all, and lost their first fight. Schmeling apparently studied Louis carefully and trained really hard.
“So who do the brain-unwashed KA’s root for in a game between [South Korea] and USA?”
Let’s see… I don’t care about the NK team. I care close to nothing about the American team. But I’m happy that SK are in the ranks now and hope they make it beyond Uruguay. I am also interested in the Japanese team for some reason. (Note: I am not neccesarily hoping Japan wins against Denmark.)
Yet if the American team had a bunch of Koreans in it, I’d probably be routing for them.
Ultimately, my sporting interests are my own; they are mine, make my preferences, are individual to me, are based on peculiar, personal interests and leanings, none of which have anything to do directly with nation-states. I hope that’s understood.
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