No White People in 40 Years?

by Robert Koehler on December 30, 2009

In the Monthly JoongAng, science columnist and futurist Kim Hyeong-geun writes about the end of whitey, who will make up just 2% of the global population by 2050.

For the life of me, I couldn’t find the CIA report he quotes, and the only netizen “Cornivus” I could find was a poster at Stormfront (doesn’t mean it’s the same guy, of course), but the piece should be read for the entertainment value alone.

Besides, it does beg a very important question: If whitey goes the way of the dodo bird, how on earth will Duke do its recruiting?

{ 31 comments… read them below or add one }

1 jefferyhodges December 30, 2009 at 1:45 pm

Sounds like a lot of dead white people. Guess I’d better start working on my tan.

Jeffery Hodges

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2 seouldout December 30, 2009 at 1:59 pm

Two percent seems a bit high if you start counting the wogs beginning at Calais.

3 WangKon936 December 30, 2009 at 2:24 pm

Oh no! Who are we minorities suppose to blame now!?!?!?.. ;)

4 roboseyo December 30, 2009 at 3:32 pm

easy. just start blaming countries instead of skin colors: it’s already happening.

5 Sperwer December 30, 2009 at 3:52 pm

Oh no! Who are we minorities suppose to blame now!?!?!?.

Yourselves? Oh,oh, perish the thought!

6 allintervals December 30, 2009 at 4:49 pm

Surely a handful of albino individuals, geishas and the occasional young Korean woman who doesn’t know when enough skin bleach is enough cannot make up two percent of the population, now or ever. Perhaps it is because this doesn’t pertain to me that I really don’t care, but what’s all the fuss over these white people I keep hearing about? Can’t we all get along? For the record (depending on the levels of sun and/or soju I am exposed to) I am kind of pinkish in hue.

7 gbnhj December 30, 2009 at 5:39 pm

Well, I suppose I ought to concede the possibility that I might not be around in forty years’ time.

8 jefferyhodges December 30, 2009 at 6:17 pm

Yeah, ghnhj, always look on the bright side of life . . .

Jeffery Hodges

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9 gbnhj December 30, 2009 at 6:42 pm

Yeah, ghnhj, always look on the bright side of life . . .

But of course! Why, here’s a group of soon-to-be-dead white guys who agree with that sentiment completely.

10 gangpehmoderniste December 30, 2009 at 7:35 pm

How Duke will recruit ? Easy…the definiton of white will expand, a few decades ago only the piss-heads above the alps were considered white, now we have thriving Stormfront Spain and Stormfront Italy (among the most active ha ha ha)…be ready in 20 years for Stormfront Korea

11 jefferyhodges December 30, 2009 at 7:43 pm

Oops, I meant “gbnhj” . . . but you tagged the group I was thinking about.

Jeffery Hodges

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12 seouldout December 30, 2009 at 8:03 pm

Yikes! Without whiteys to “impress” on whom will Korea inflict direct its compulsive neediness for recognition?

I’d hate to think of a world where Koreans aren’t repetitively told great stuff like whiteys admire the unrivaled beauty of hanbok and whiteys laud the wisdom of Korea’s ancestors. And televised kimjangs without whiteys to be fed kimchi by fawning ajummas? *shudder* Surely kimchi will lose some of its deliciousness, won’t it?

Ought we get Dr. Hwang on the case to start cloning us?

Certainly then we’ll have something to appreciate.

Lastly, has commenter Whitey been told?

13 NetizenKim December 31, 2009 at 1:59 am

This is because Environmentalism is a growing cult of white people. White people are willing to commit demographic suicide in the name of saving the Earth.

14 WangKon936 December 31, 2009 at 2:17 am

Duke? Forget Duke. There are brothas at Duke. The real question is… how will BYU recruit!

15 thekorean December 31, 2009 at 2:53 am

Since Mormonism has Samoans covered (one of the most brilliant proselytizing strategies ever, I must say,) BYU will do just fine. It will continue to have the advantage of having 26-year-olds play 22-year-olds.

16 WangKon936 December 31, 2009 at 3:00 am

Yeah, forgot about those Samoans… If God ever created a race of human beings tailor made to play linemen and free safeties for American football it is Samoans.

Dem are some big people. Men AND women. And they move very well for their size.

17 KrZ December 31, 2009 at 3:46 am

http://www.nationalpolicyinstitute.org/publications/?b=population

NPI has an e-book on projected global white population. They describe their methodology at the end, and it seems relatively sound, although they could go into more detail. Their projection for 2060 is 9.76%

18 WangKon936 December 31, 2009 at 4:14 am

Yep. Populations are mixing.

Thus, I share a little diddy from the eminently wise sage known as Russell Peters:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KR3wGlRcUKo

19 Minjokjuuija December 31, 2009 at 5:04 am

This is because Environmentalism is a growing cult of white people. White people are willing to commit demographic suicide in the name of saving the Earth.

This is just silly. While I agree that Environmentalism has become cult-like in some ways in the West, it’s not likely that it is the dominant or major force in determining current and near term demographics. Also note that some countries like Korea and Japan where Environmentalism is not a major ideology have comparable or even lower birth rates than many Western nations.

20 JW December 31, 2009 at 6:03 am

Does it matter? China will make everyone their bitches by year 3000.

21 JW December 31, 2009 at 6:05 am
22 Minjokjuuija December 31, 2009 at 6:06 am

Yep. Populations are mixing.

Thus, I share a little diddy from the eminently wise sage known as Russell Peters:

I don’t think it’s accurate to say that “populations” and “the whole world” are mixing. There is mixing of course, but a lot of the mixing seems to follow fairly regular racial/ethnic, class, education, and other, patterns. It definitely isn’t a stochastic process or simply random assortment. I think old divisions will remain, some of them perhaps even intensifying, and new divisions will develop. I don’t envisage a “One World” people arising through mixing, though something like this might come about through technology such as bio genetic engineering and robotics, in which case these future people will have a similar relation with us as we do with chimps or something. If you look at diverse countries with a long history of mixing, such as Latin American countries, there are stable patterns that have persisted and maintain differences.

23 WangKon936 December 31, 2009 at 6:12 am

Re: # 19,

JW, stop hanging out with Baduk!

24 WangKon936 December 31, 2009 at 7:19 am

Minjokjuuija,

Wow… you are one big giant coiled tinder box there buddy. Can’t we just relax and share a laugh?

25 koldijk December 31, 2009 at 11:37 am

All this nonsense started, especially in Korea, with Koreans completely missing out on the fact that this: http://www.nextgencode.com/ was actually part of marketing campaign for Michael Crichton’s FICTIONAL novel “Next.”

Koreans have been misquoting it ever since…. and remember the novel “Next” was a work of FICTION…

26 silver surfer December 31, 2009 at 11:55 am

If whites make up 2%, I guess the total world population in 2050 is going to be 50 billion people, ballpark figure.

Standing room only on Planet Earth!

27 Darth Babaganoosh December 31, 2009 at 12:56 pm

White people are willing to commit demographic suicide in the name of saving the Earth.

Nah. PAVE the Earth, sure, but not SAVE the Earth.

http://www.thepavedearth.com/An-Intro-to-Paving-the-Earth.shtml

And while we’re at it, let’s Chrome the Moon.

http://apps.facebook.com/causes/286038?m=618c3fb4

28 WangKon936 December 31, 2009 at 2:49 pm

@ #26,

Best population control ever? Make everyone middle-class then they volunteer to have 1.8 children!

29 jefferyhodges December 31, 2009 at 4:25 pm

Eh, 1.8? What part of my two kids do I have to trim down? Can I just have them lose some weight?

Jeffery Hodges

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30 Minjokjuuija December 31, 2009 at 4:59 pm

Best population control ever? Make everyone middle-class then they volunteer to have 1.8 children!

How useful is this category or definition of middle-class when it often involves very high costs for forming families and reproduction, even adjusting for raised expectations? The implication is that people become richer as they move up and join the middle-class, but how rich are they becoming when one of the most fundamental parts of life, forming families and reproducing, becomes extremely expensive? I’m not convinced that it is simply a matter of people in the West and countries like Korea and Japan becoming well-off and joining the middle-class and then suddenly “volunteering” to have few or no kids. Incentives, including economic ones, matter. I’m suspicious of the common secularism, lack of religious faith, anomie, and other explanations that are frequently offered. You wonder if these explanations are nothing more than dissembling to conceal and misdirect people from some ugly realities.

31 Maekchu December 31, 2009 at 9:32 pm

Eventually we’ll all be coffee colored, slope eyed, Chinese/Spanish speaking & brown eyed. Might take several centuries but it’s well on it’s course already. Some places will hold out such as Utah and the tribes of Afghanistan but it’s inevitable. Whitey will be the first to disappear into the abyss coz white folks seem more open to mixing with different flavors. Just like CPT Kirk, we’re open minded that way. Soon, the rest will follow our lead as they always do. Don’t hate the messenger.

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