I Haven’t Laughed So Hard in Ages…

by Robert Koehler on December 18, 2009

in Completely Random Crap

From the Telegraph:

He said: “It’s an April Fool’s joke, right? There’s no way there’s a 60ft phallus on top of my house.”

However, when he asked each of his four children if there was indeed the image of a phallus on their newly-completed roof, Rory owned up.

When Mr McInnes phoned his son, who is currently in Brazil on a gap year, the teenager said: “Oh, you’ve found it then!”

{ 8 comments… read them below or add one }

1 joshua December 18, 2009 at 7:31 am

Upper class twit of the year.

2 NetizenKim December 18, 2009 at 7:45 am

My crystal ball tells me this kid has a brilliant future as a Engrish teacha in Korea someday.

3 StevieBee December 18, 2009 at 8:06 am

My crystal ball tells me that this story is well over six months old and was in heavy circulation over the summer.

4 Robert Koehler December 18, 2009 at 8:23 am

I know, but just saw it yesterday and nearly blew coffee out my nose.

5 gbnhj December 18, 2009 at 8:45 am

Well, how about this gem the KT ran a couple of days ago? I guess they’re no longer satisfied with mere comparisons to the Weekly World News, and have decided to actually become the Korean source for WWN articles.

6 silver surfer December 18, 2009 at 12:43 pm

@2

This has nothing whatsoever to do with Engrish teaching you twit. The whole world doesn’t revolve around freakin’ English teaching in freakin’ Korea.

7 SomeguyinKorea December 18, 2009 at 12:45 pm

#5,

No surprise. There’s an abundance of stories on Naver News that present stories from that tabloid and internet memes as fact.

8 robert neff December 18, 2009 at 12:57 pm

I was scrolling down the list of bloggers in Korea and went to Occidentalism’s site where I found his link to

http://dontevenreply.com/

I have to agree with Matt….I never laughed so hard. I love the “Racist Microwave Buyer” piece.

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