Open Thread #129

by Robert Koehler on December 12, 2009

Another weekend, another open thread.

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1 dogbertt December 12, 2009 at 10:30 am

First!

2 DLBarch December 12, 2009 at 10:37 am

Happy Chanukkah, ya’ll.

L’chaim!
DLB

3 thekorean December 12, 2009 at 10:42 am

I’ll have to work all throughout Christmas and New Year’s. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck the Securities and Exchange Commission.

4 jefferyhodges December 12, 2009 at 10:42 am

Too bad Kaplan isn’t here to enjoy the holiday greeting. Though he might be around but speechless. At any rate, Happy Hannukah!

Jeffery Hodges

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5 DLBarch December 12, 2009 at 10:45 am

JH,

Maybe he’s waiting for Festivus and the airing of grievances!

Shalom,
DLB

6 jefferyhodges December 12, 2009 at 10:46 am

I’m pleased that The Korean has seen fit to avoid four-letter words. There’s just too much of that on The Marmot’s Hole these days.

Jeffery Hodges

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7 KoreanNewsFeeds December 12, 2009 at 11:22 am

Wow. Am I not the only one lighting the Menorah?

8 Sonagi December 12, 2009 at 11:24 am

Just nine more days until the solstice! I can hardly wait

9 dogbertt December 12, 2009 at 11:47 am

Wiccan?

10 Sonagi December 12, 2009 at 11:59 am

No, just in touch with my pre-Christian European cultural heritage.

11 NetizenKim December 12, 2009 at 12:34 pm

Wangkon, you’re an investment analyst, yeah? Do you know anything about the rare earth metals sector?

12 WangKon936 December 12, 2009 at 12:47 pm

dogbertt,

It’s either Yule or Grianstad an Gheimhridh for Sonagi.

13 WangKon936 December 12, 2009 at 12:49 pm

netkim,

No not really, but my personal opinion is that gold is overpriced. You may think about shorting it in mid-2010.

14 chiamattt December 12, 2009 at 12:49 pm

Fried Chicken!

15 JW December 12, 2009 at 1:07 pm

Netizenkim, don’t tell me you actually take individual analyst opinions seriously. Did you get a chance to witness the recent verbal beatdown put on Jim Cramer by none other than Jon Stewart the Comedian? Only in the world of individual stock picking and in other baloney industries like winetasting is a thing like that even possible.

Wankgon I’m sure would agree with me. :)

16 JW December 12, 2009 at 1:08 pm

Oooops, Wangkon I mean…I swear that was not intentional.

17 pawikirogii December 12, 2009 at 1:42 pm

i suppose this kind of racism doesn’t give brian and atek the same kind of boner as aes does.

http://koreanfoodcrime.wordpress.com/

18 Mizar5 December 12, 2009 at 1:53 pm

Great link, thanks. And if wjk says it’s racist, you can bet it’s onto something.

19 Brendon Carr December 12, 2009 at 2:08 pm

thekorean — You ungrateful twit. (I mean this in the best sense of the phrase.) In this economy, you don’t have to work through the holidays, you get to work through the holidays. Because you’re lucky enough to have work!

So many lawyers in the best US and UK firms (and some in my firm too, although thankfully not me) are worried about their jobs, or have already lost their jobs. You wouldn’t believe the number of quality resumes that find their way to my e-mail box basically begging for work. And let’s not get started on the rest of the economy — the manufacturing and retail ends for starters…

It appears that I and my team will be busy through the holidays as well. No Hong Kong Disneyland for me this year. But no complaints.

20 aaronm December 12, 2009 at 2:10 pm

Racism?

hohohohahahehehaha

Thanks for the laugh.

21 Mizar5 December 12, 2009 at 2:14 pm

I like you aaronm. Whatever hat that is you’re wearing, you ought to patent it and sell it in Korea.

22 Darth Babaganoosh December 12, 2009 at 2:33 pm

Maybe he’s waiting for Festivus and the airing of grievances!

“Good Murlenpeen!” to all you Verdukians! Enjoy your Holiday of Mouth Pleasures, all!

i suppose this kind of racism doesn’t give brian and atek the same kind of boner as aes does.

More “racist” than this?
http://blackoutkorea.blogspot.com/

23 aaronm December 12, 2009 at 2:36 pm
24 yokohamaet December 12, 2009 at 2:46 pm

-”More “racist” than this?
http://blackoutkorea.blogspot.com/“-

hmmm…….is that racist? how is that racist? it’s funny but its not racist.

25 NetizenKim December 12, 2009 at 2:53 pm

No not really, but my personal opinion is that gold is overpriced. You may think about shorting it in mid-2010.

I am not talking about precious metals. I mean rare earth metals like neodymium.

A hybrid car requires something like 25 pounds of rare earth metals to produce the magnets that go into the engine. A wind power turbine needs 700 tons of rare earth to make the magnets that it needs.

Right now, China controls over 95% of the world’s rare earth metals supply, from mining extraction to refining. The Chinese government recently announced a policy to limit the export of these metals because they have identified rare earth metals as a “strategic resource”. Analysts are predicting a supply crunch between 2010 and 2015.

Companies outside of China that rely heavily on rare earths, like Toyota, are shitting in their pants right now.

Do you see where I am going with this?

26 JW December 12, 2009 at 2:54 pm

Well, I guess the smell of 뻔대기 is an acquired thing? I always felt while growing up that it was one of the more deliciously scented foods out of all the stuff they sell on street stalls.

27 JW December 12, 2009 at 3:06 pm

Do you see where I am going with this?

Buy china? I have no idea, but definitely interested. Please go on.

28 yokohamaet December 12, 2009 at 3:11 pm

-”No not really, but my personal opinion is that gold is overpriced. You may think about shorting it in mid-2010.”-

hmm….interesting…what is this based on? can u explain why its overpriced right now? how do you know?

29 NetizenKim December 12, 2009 at 3:13 pm

#3
I’ll have to work all throughout Christmas and New Year’s. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck the Securities and Exchange Commission.

I second Barrister Carr’s sentiment.

You have no grounds to complain too loudly these days. Nay, you ought to be grateful for the privilege of being a corporate indentured sevant. Your parents sacrificed and toiled in the 24-7 dry cleaner for this! Be a good sport and try to enjoy it when asked to bend over and take it up the ass like the nice, little Model Minority chump that you’re supposed to be. Otherwise, try finding another job that pays even half as much in THIS economy, punk!

Now where’s my 800 page report that was due yesterday?

30 Darth Babaganoosh December 12, 2009 at 3:22 pm

hmmm…….is that racist? how is that racist? it’s funny but its not racist.

Do you not know what it means when quotes are used in that manner?

31 abcdefg December 12, 2009 at 3:54 pm

“Well, I guess the smell of 뻔대기 is an acquired thing?”

Bundaegi smells kind of like the way a pistachio or so randomly tastes like. Which is to say every now and then there must be some kind of worm in the almonds, pistachios, or peanuts that I eat. Because I’ve never had bundaegi, but I think I already know what it tastes like.

32 seouldout December 12, 2009 at 4:32 pm

What an accurate imagination you have. Bundaegi not only tastes like a pistachio, it tastes like the best of best pistachio sprinkled with genie sparkles, pixie dust and the dreams of angels. Open up a can and dig in. Too deliciousness!

I’m reminded of a gagye I visit in Dubai. On a shelf are tins of 뻔대기. On these tins are attached paper labels. On these labels is printed in English and Arabic the contents of the 뻔대기 tins.

“Bait”.

33 craash December 12, 2009 at 4:56 pm

NetizenKim December 12, 2009 at 2:53 pm

wrote….

Right now, China controls over 95% of the world’s rare earth metals supply, from mining extraction to refining. The Chinese government recently announced a policy to limit the export of these metals because they have identified rare earth metals as a “strategic resource”. Analysts are predicting a supply crunch between 2010 and 2015.

That is strange – the last I knew is that China was importing all of their Uranium and Coal from Australia…

If already have 95% of the world’s rare earth metals supply – why do they need to import so much Uranium and Coal from Australia…

http://www.wise-uranium.org/uregaus.html#AUSEXPCN

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4871000.stm

http://english.people.com.cn/200704/19/eng20070419_367873.html

http://en.in-en.com/article/News/Coal/html/2009092414546.html

34 craash December 12, 2009 at 5:21 pm

Oh! sorry – you meant rare earth elements or rare earth metalsas in scandium, yttrium, and the fifteen lanthanoids.

Good luck to the chinese trying to mine these, without suffering from mine collapgses or lung diseases.

in fact – those metals are not so rare after all… its just that they are not really needed and 70% of the worlds supply of those metals come from Russian stockpiles – that were stockpiled in Russian during the cold war.

35 Arghaeri December 12, 2009 at 5:29 pm

Maybe uranium is the 5% they don’t control, and as for coal don’t really recall it ever being classed as a rare earth metal.

36 gbnhj December 12, 2009 at 6:42 pm

My sister-in-law just gave me a 32GB iPod Touch as a gift, and I’d just like to say that it rocks much harder than my previous iPods. Which got me thinking: except for getting location data stamps on photos from the iPhone’s camera, and needing to carry only one gadget instead of two, is there much of a reason beyond a grab for status for someone with a mobile and a Touch to get an iPhone?

37 NetizenKim December 12, 2009 at 10:44 pm

#34

You obviously have no idea what you are talking about.

gbnhj’s new iPod Touch would not be possible without miniaturized hard drives that can hold 32GB of data. Miniaturized hard drives are not possible without magnets made with neodymium alloys.

High-strength permanent magnets are not possible without neodymium. There is simply no other substitute.

Consider the fact that every guided weapon system in the inventory of the US military, including smart bombs like the JDAM, are not possible without high-strength permanent magnets.

Now, consider what I mentioned earlier, which is the fact that presently, China control somewhere between 95 ~ 99% of the supply chain for rare earth elements.

Let these series of fact sink in for a bit.

38 Brendon Carr December 12, 2009 at 10:47 pm

gbnhj –The iPod Touch doesn’t have 3G data connectivity, and there are a lot of places that WiFi has no coverage, whereas you can’t stop the Korea Telecom 3G signal. It’s everywhere. WiFi is also no good when your bum is not firmly planted in one spot; move 30 feet and you’re off that network. So I very much like that my handheld device, the iPhone, has both networks. I’m always in touch.

You can also get a carrier subsidy for purchase of iPhone, while iPod costs you real cash out of pocket on that first day. And of course there’s one fewer device jangling around in that pocket.

NetizenKim’s got it wrong on the storage device for iPod Touch and iPhone, though. Not hard drives. They’re flash memory. Whoopsie daisy. Let that sink in for a bit, and ask yourself what other “facts” he has all wrong.

39 NetizenKim December 12, 2009 at 10:47 pm

Soooo….Greenland is gaining independence from Denmark coming January?

40 CactusMcHarris December 13, 2009 at 12:58 am

#25,

Being in the wind turbine business myself, I am positive that your figure for rare-metals-needed-in-a-wind-turbine is grossly overstated.

You didn’t get that figure from the Zimbabwe Chamber of Commerce, did you?

41 abcdefg December 13, 2009 at 1:12 am

seouldout,

If bundaegi tastes putrid compared even to the way it smells, which, again for me, is the way a pistachio nut sometimes tastes like, then just correct me about it. No need to douche out.

42 baduk December 13, 2009 at 2:10 am

NetizenKim,

Gold will rise in even numbered years(2006,2008,2010) till the Chinese New year. Hold till March and sell. And, wait two years.

Play GDXJ after March 2010. Don’t buy and hold. Wait till it drops 15-20% from the top. Buy. Sell when it reaches the former high.

Do that several times till November 2011.

You can also play China, Brazil, Oil and Steel ETFs.

43 baduk December 13, 2009 at 2:11 am

Oh, I meant play them after 20% correction happens.

This 20% correction in S&P 500 will happen within three months.

44 baduk December 13, 2009 at 2:27 am

Jon Sewart is the best investigative journalist in America right now. The best.

This time he took on entire Fox network. Very daring and courageous move. Shredding through false data and obvious pretensions.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/09/jon-stewart-calls-out-gre_n_385158.html

He deserves The Pulitzer. The only reporter in America who tells like it is. No pulling punches.

45 hardyandtiny December 13, 2009 at 2:41 am

Companies outside of China that rely heavily on rare earths, like Toyota, are shitting in their pants right now. Do you see where I am going with this?

Stock Gumshoe newsletter teasers?

46 baduk December 13, 2009 at 2:47 am

Oh, don’t get me wrong. I am not an environmentalCommie. I think “ChickLittles Meeting” in Coppenhagen is a joke.

The Tree-huggers in the world unite!

To do what? To tell others how to live. They will come over to your barbecue and tell you to stop it. They will wear the Hippie logo to show what this is truly about. To remake the world their way!

Earth is getting hot? Maybe. I am a scientist. The earth may be going through hot cycle. And, linking it with CO2? Far stretch.

Obama should be there to subvert the meeting into a nonsense. Like coming up with 99% of CO2 emission by 2050. The nuts at Coppenhagen will go for that. After all, these “activists” are loonies. These pot smokers have no idea about real world.

The whole world is there to attack American way of life. These new Commies, the enviroCommies, want to tell you how to live. Basically doing nothing, no production of anything. Just smoke pot and rot away.

I hope the Chinese gets slammed at the meeting. China should be singled out to reduce its CO2 emission by 99% by 2050. It is like imposing reparation to Germany, that eventually led to WWII.

47 NetizenKim December 13, 2009 at 3:27 am
48 NetizenKim December 13, 2009 at 4:38 am

#38

Look….whatever, man!

My point is that missiles, cell phones, hybrid cars, and wind turbines all have one thing in common….they all need components made of rare earth metal alloys.

Without rare earth metals, there can be no renewable energy sources and no green technology revolution.

Right now China dominates the supply chain, from mining extraction to refining to manufacture of the metal alloys to end-use applications such as magnets for turbines.

The US had the world’s largest rare earth mine in Mountain Pass, California, run by Molycorp, for many years until the Chinese started playing hard-ball around 1998. They drove everyone out of business, including Molycorp. The Chinese have been dominating this sector for the past ten years. If anyone outside of China tries to bring a mine online, which is very capital intensive and takes a lot of time to do, the Chinese can simply price them out of existence at will. There’s also environmental regulations to worry about. Right now, North America gets practically all of its rare earths, including materials that are used from things like smart bombs, from China.

But between 2010 and 2015, it is predicted that China’s demand for rare earths will increase to the point where it may surpass China’s supply of said stuff. Meaning: they will have nothing left for the rest of the world. Because they are also planning to manufacture lots and lots of wind turbine components and hybrid vehicles themselves.

Assuming that the rest of the world will take renewable energy seriously in the next five years, rare earths will be a super red hot commodity. But you cannot make money taking positions on the commodities themselves because they are not traded in a commodities exchange like gold or oil. But you can make money betting on a well-positioned player, outside of China, that can successfully bring a fully integrated operation online that is also commercially viable and profitable.

And it looks like the country that will save the Western world from rare earth shortage may be Canuckistan!

49 JW December 13, 2009 at 4:44 am

Boring…I thought you were gonna go the baduk route and warn us about impending doom brought on by full out war between japan and china. Boring man Boring.

50 JW December 13, 2009 at 4:51 am

Besides, why would you buy canadian stuff when you can directly buy chinese stocks? Am I missing something here?

51 thekorean December 13, 2009 at 5:40 am

And if people are wondering (I know they likely won’t,) I’ve been commenting here a whole lot because I’ve been working so long on this boring case that it is driving me crazy. (At the office now.)

Anyway, question for you Brendon — is there any sort of demand for Korean-speaking American litigator (can be a generalist, although with an emphasis on white collar defense) in Korea? Starting to think that living in Korea for a few years wouldn’t be so bad. I know Samsung and LG both had in-house litigator openings recently.

52 Sonagi December 13, 2009 at 5:46 am

After witnessing a 4th grader count on his fingers to figure out that 8-8 = 0, I’ve started wondering if there are any Korean schools willing to hire a way overqualified ESOL teacher.

53 thekorean December 13, 2009 at 6:00 am

That’s my biggest fear — that my child will go to American K-12 schools and turn out dumb. I might have to home school him/her.

54 Sonagi December 13, 2009 at 6:22 am

No, your child will not turn out dumb because you and the child’s mother will likely support your child’s educational progress by reading at home and providing remediation or enrichment activities.

55 thekorean December 13, 2009 at 6:43 am

remediation or enrichment activities = severe beating every day.

Not kidding. My fiancee is your typical Korean music phenom — started playing violin at age 5, was beaten into practicing every day, now plays for a major orchestra in New York. We recently had a discussion on this topic, and she said she (1) never would have touched a violin unless her mother made her, (2) never would have practiced as hard unless she was beaten into it, and (3) there are so few non-immigrant Americans in major orchestras right now (great majority of them are Asians and Eastern Europeans) because their parents just refuse to make their children work as hard as they can. Then we agreed that our children will be the most beaten child in the neighborhood. None of this soft “Let your child explore!” shit.

56 yuna December 13, 2009 at 7:38 am

yes, but i think that while the late developing 4th grader in sonagi’s school has a small chance of becoming the next einstein or any of the famous writer or kurt cobain or amy winehouse leading the next movement in music or art, most asian girls who were made to play a western instrument from an early age, at best, join orchestras like zombies and sit next to old jewish and eastern european men to play the western repertoire under a western baton, all because their parents thought that they could all become sarahs and hannahs.
the west, as a society has somehow managed to reap the benefit from the creativity harnessed from the people who might have fallen-through-the-cracks or left behind because they are more tolerant of the late developers who turn out to be much more creative. and the lack of tolerance has really made the east suffer in terms of creativity and development compared to the west.

the thing to do is to give confidence to the kids and money to support their dreams that they can mess up their privileged life in whatever way they can. i just don’t want them to be noisy while they are young – i would put a mute button on mine if i ever had any or adopted any.

57 Attorney December 13, 2009 at 7:49 am

thekorean: “We agreed that our children will be the most beaten child in the neighborhood. None of this soft “Let your child explore!” shit.”

I’m sure it will work fine until one of your neighbors reports you to child protective services for child abuse. Disciplining children, especially in a traditional manner such as spanking, is strongly disfavored by the left-wing establishment in the U.S., and the child police have discretionary powers that real law enforcement only dreams of. If you’re serious about traditional-style discipline for your children, moving to Korea wouldn’t be a bad idea.

thekorean: “[I]s there any sort of demand for Korean-speaking American litigator (can be a generalist, although with an emphasis on white collar defense) in Korea?”

There are some possibilities if your resume is properly targeted. I’ll contact you directly via your Ask a Korean email with more information.

58 Mizar5 December 13, 2009 at 8:29 am

Aronm, thanks for the link. I’ve spent time in Malasia, actually, and it’s a lovely country. The food was a welcome change from red pepper paste.

Did yuna actually say something intelligent? Can she actually be learning to reason for herself? I’ll check back in a few months and see whether or not it was merely an aberration.

NK has put his finger on an important topic – rare earth.

Thekorean really should get his ass over to Korea to fill that noticeable gap in his experience.

59 thekorean December 13, 2009 at 8:35 am

If you’re serious about traditional-style discipline for your children, moving to Korea wouldn’t be a bad idea.

Exactly why I’m starting to think about that. And thank you very much for the info — I’ll be looking forward to it.

Thekorean really should get his ass over to Korea to fill that noticeable gap in his experience.

No worries, I’ll be there in a few months to show my fiancee to my grandma.

60 Mizar5 December 13, 2009 at 8:39 am

Thekorean, the fallacy of your argument is one of the most hillarious I’ve seen to date. Hundreds of thousands of American kids grow up powerful musicians, having the benefit of taking music lessons and pursuing their musical interests without ever having to be beaten. If you want to beat your kids, that’s your (and their problem) but most American children pick up violins not because their parents force them to but because of school music programs that provide them the opportunity to play. That’s probably why Korean music really sucks even in comparison to the insipid shit that gets air time on the American media.

61 Mizar5 December 13, 2009 at 8:43 am

Wish you the best, thekorean.

62 thekorean December 13, 2009 at 8:51 am

the late developing 4th grader in sonagi’s school has a small chance of becoming the next einstein or any of the famous writer or kurt cobain or amy winehouse leading the next movement in music or art

Sure, and a very large chance of utterly failing in life. No thanks.

most asian girls who were made to play a western instrument from an early age … play the western repertoire under a western baton.

Who cares about what she plays and whom she plays for? My fiancee has a job that she loves, is very prestigious and pays well — a lot more than one can say about most of the recipients of the so-called “creativity-focused education”.

Put differently, if I had to choose for my child between a system that gives 1 percent chance of transcendental greatness and 99 percent chance of mediocrity, and a system that gives .1 percent chance of transcendental greatness but 75 percent chance at excellence, I will always choose the latter.

63 Mizar5 December 13, 2009 at 8:55 am

Bad analogy. The later does not exist, certainly not in Korea. But you may just find that out for yourself.

64 thekorean December 13, 2009 at 8:59 am

Hundreds of thousands of American kids grow up powerful musicians, having the benefit of taking music lessons and pursuing their musical interests without ever having to be beaten.

And how many of them play in the highest level? Why don’t they ever constitute the majority of any prestigious orchestra in the United States? They SUCK, that’s why! They never practice as hard as they should.

65 thekorean December 13, 2009 at 9:01 am

But I thank you for your well-wishes.

66 Mizar5 December 13, 2009 at 9:27 am

Wow, what a sweeping generalization.

67 Mizar5 December 13, 2009 at 9:33 am

There are many reasons that Americans have lost interest in classical music while Asians are still enamored of it. But, when it comes to music in general, very few think of Asians.

68 yuna December 13, 2009 at 9:35 am

thekorean, i know exactly what you mean. the westerners, the majority of them certainly do “suck” and you really do not get much chance of going to the julliard or other such places unless your parents made you practice and made you go to all the right teachers from the early age.
however, this is an arena where anika sorenstam’s notion of lack of individuality amongst the countless ms kims ms lees and ms chois actually matters – so even joshua bell as a lone white boy genius, would stand out in a bed of michelle lees and christina sohns and sarah chang as well as the perlman zukerman and the sterns…

Who cares about what she plays and whom she plays for?

when i think about this, this bothers me a lot and this is something which afflicts most classical musicians even at the highest calibre nowadays, who have the problem of not wanting to sell out a la vanessa mae or andrea bocelli, yet not wanting to play only to a normal classical audience of octagenarians and hot house raised music school students, who play the same repertoire and have been effectively for the last 100 years or so..
in the end they are playing bach, mozart, beethoven, shostakovich, tchaikovsky..i love the music, but i somehow admire bjork and yes even britteny spears’s ” hit me baby one more time”…
at least it’s “oops i did it again” attributed to her and no one else, than the countless number of competition winners from south korea who make the south korean news one day and disappear the next.

69 yokohamaet December 13, 2009 at 9:36 am

-”But, when it comes to music in general, very few think of Asians.”-

umm……what do ya mean by ‘music in general’? whatre ya referring to?

70 8675309 December 13, 2009 at 9:43 am

But, when it comes to music in general, very few think of Asians.

Wow, what a sweeping generalization.

71 8675309 December 13, 2009 at 9:52 am

Hundreds of thousands of American kids grow up powerful musicians, having the benefit of taking music lessons and pursuing their musical interests without ever having to be beaten.

Let’s not generalize here about music. When you say “powerful musicians,” who are you invoking? Beyonce™? Eminem™? Brittany™? J-Lo™? Shakira™? Kanye™? FWIW, however talented they may be, it takes a totally different skill set, education and training to play Mozart, Beethoven, Chopin, etc. This is the kind of music and musical training that requires not only inborn talent, but technical rigor, training, discipline and a lifelong commitment to the art. Not to say that Beyonce™ doesn’t have a lifelong commitment to her art, her art is simply more mainstream, mass market, hence, more accessible and pop-oriented.

72 thekorean December 13, 2009 at 9:58 am

There are many reasons that Americans have lost interest in classical music while Asians are still enamored of it. But, when it comes to music in general, very few think of Asians.

Let’s focus on classical music here, shall we? For now, that’s all I care about. I am arguing that there is a positive correlation between a typically Asian way of raising a child (i.e. with a generous helping of beating) and attaining excellence, as exemplified by Asians/Asian Americans’ success in the field of classical music. (And I will note that the current face of classical music is Yo-Yo Ma.)

“Music in general” has nothing to do with any plausible counterargument. In fact, your argument hurts your own case, because one can just as easily argue that Asians/Asian Americans simply have not focused on applying their educational philosophy to “music general”, however that is defined.

something which afflicts most classical musicians even at the highest calibre nowadays … in the end they are playing bach, mozart, beethoven, shostakovich, tchaikovsky.

I don’t know how closely you follow contemporary classical music, but I don’t believe that’s the case at all. Whenever you happen to visit New York, visit Le Poisson Rouge — it’s a packed house every night, and especially so on the “New Music” night.

73 Sonagi December 13, 2009 at 10:11 am

@Yuna,

The late developer is a slow learner, a term designating a child with an IQ between 70 and 85, too high for MR (mentally retarded) and too low for LD (learning disabled), and thus they do not qualify for special ed. services or accommodations. An estimated 14% of the US public school population fall in this category. They have even higher dropout rates, teen pregnancy rates, and juvenile delinquency rates than SPED students because they get frustrated trying to keep up with the material and give up. 30% of IQ is environmental. Strong preschool programs for at-risk children is an excellent investment. Nutritional lunches and daily PE would help, too, as regular physical activity improves cognitive function. I would favor a longer school day and a longer school year as long as daily PE was part of the curriculum.

74 yuna December 13, 2009 at 10:12 am

Whenever you happen to visit New York, visit Le Poisson Rouge

ok. do you recommend any particular contemporary classical music? because the very few i have heard and played i absolutely hated, and had me thinking that contemporary music as is should just die – i won’t bother to list them ..
and any korean composers? (i know abcdefg once recommended one)

75 yuna December 13, 2009 at 10:19 am

sonagi, i used the term “late developer” in a rather loose sense, i admit.
i don’t think your definition quite applies to einstein who was meant to have been a mediocre maths student.
tracey emin(ok, i think she is not very talented), amy winehouse , sid vicious, oasis, all these people probably qualify as the definition of what’s giving your school problems. i.e. dropouts, teenage pregnancy and drugs but somehow the environment for nurturing these otherwise losers who got talent does exist in the west..

76 yuna December 13, 2009 at 10:24 am

as much as i love yo yo ma, at the end of the day he is an asian boy who did his homework well and plays the cello well. where’s the creativity in performing? and why despite thousands of yoyomas and sarah changs and the general superiority of the players are there very few asian orchestras which are of the same calibre as the ones in the west? 정명훈 has been trying recently in korea but i don’t know how that’s going..

77 iheartblueballs December 13, 2009 at 11:08 am

Put differently, if I had to choose for my child between a system that gives 1 percent chance of transcendental greatness and 99 percent chance of mediocrity, and a system that gives .1 percent chance of transcendental greatness but 75 percent chance at excellence, I will always choose the latter.

Seems you’ve conveniently left several important — and largely ignored — factors out of your equation. One wonders how you’d feel about your “educational philosophy” if your theoretical wonder-child happened to barbecue herself in her MIT dorm room.

78 thekorean December 13, 2009 at 11:11 am

do you recommend any particular contemporary classical music?

Right now I’m listening to Jan Vogler and the Knights. I love the waltz pieces that he plays. I wonder if the Knights would play at our wedding.

as much as i love yo yo ma, at the end of the day he is an asian boy who did his homework well and plays the cello well. where’s the creativity in performing?

(1) Where’s the creativity in performing??? You can’t be serious.
(2) Why is creativity important at all? Yo-Yo Ma is the best cellist in the world right now. What more do you need from him?

why despite thousands of yoyomas and sarah changs and the general superiority of the players are there very few asian orchestras which are of the same calibre as the ones in the west?

History, and money to a lesser extent. Some prestigious orchestras are prestigious because they have been prestigious for a long time. And they attract the best of the best players from all over the world because of their prestige. Of course, they pay very well too.

79 abcdefg December 13, 2009 at 11:14 am

any korean composers? (i know abcdefg once recommended one)

I’d like recommendations as well – beyond the one that I gave.

But for those who missed it, I would recommend Unsuk Chin and her album Akrostichon-Wortspiel:

http://www.amazon.com/Unsuk-Chin-Akrostichon-Wortspiel/dp/B0006VXF2S/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1260669779&sr=8-4

I must have listened to Chin’s album like over 100 times in the first month I got it. And as much as anything else, the album mixes very well with indie and post rock tastes and sensibilities. Check it out, download it if you have to (I’ll upload if anyone wants), report back here and review.

80 thekorean December 13, 2009 at 11:32 am

Seems you’ve conveniently left several important — and largely ignored — factors out of your equation. One wonders how you’d feel about your “educational philosophy” if your theoretical wonder-child happened to barbecue herself in her MIT dorm room.

Of course I did — I did not (and do not intend to) give a full exposition of my educational philosophy. And that is for the sake of convenience. I got work to do right now, you know.

But what you pointed out is a legitimate point. Let me reply with a story: astonished by the very liberal pitch-count philosophy in Japanese baseball (evidenced by Matsuzaka’s insane Koshien run,) American reporters asked: what if the phenom pitcher hurt himself by pitching 200 pitches a game? Hideki Okajima (of the Red Sox) replied: “If you get hurt from that, you probably shouldn’t play baseball.”

Same with the Asian education philosophy. If you are mentally soft, you shouldn’t take it. But getting mentally tough is a part of the program.

81 Mizar5 December 13, 2009 at 11:43 am

OK, you don’t buy my argument, proper as it is. While great musicians like Herbie Hancock have mastered and then transcended classical music, let’s stick to your jejune point about classical music.

How many great Korean classical composers can you name? Beyond classical, how many great Korean jazz musicians can you name? Composers? Where are the Korean John McLaughlins, Lee Morgans, Charlie Parkers? How many Koreans have been influential in changing the face of music?

Furthermore, how many Koreans would have the opportunity to make a living in classical orchestras in Korea? Why are the opportunities all provided by the west? Why do the serious Korean musicians have to study in the west?

Something fundamental is missing in your equation that you have to beat excellence into a child. It’s a sick philosophy and and erroneous premise that you cannot prove.

But you have succeeded in one thing – debunking my comment in which I questioned your Koreanness. You have exhibited the typical Korean snobbery and false sense of pride over all the things you’ve stollen from the white man. You brought up the tired old Korean “our culture vs. yours” canard. And you wonder why people are sick of Koreans. You have a lot to learn. A couple of years in Korea can disabuse you of these notions, but I’m not sure you’ve got the fortitude to do it.

82 abcdefg December 13, 2009 at 11:53 am

Just saying…I would be disciplinary with my children and apply authoratative pressure constantly if neccesary, but I wouldn’t exert a regiment of physical violence on them. I’d be more about information and guidance than punishment.

Seems like a quick and easy formula for abuse and kids growing up into adults with more than few screws loose and missing is to follow thekorean’s “educational philosophy”. Not even going to get into how stereotypical it is. IMV, children will grow and develop their potential in all the best ways when they are driven by intrinsic motivations and not by dad’s “love belt.” But maybe I am wrong.

83 thekorean December 13, 2009 at 11:53 am

How many great Korean classical composers can you name? Beyond classical, how many great Korean jazz musicians can you name? Composers? Where are the Korean John McLaughlins, Lee Morgans, Charlie Parkers? How many Koreans have been influential in changing the face of music? Furthermore, how many Koreans would have the opportunity to make a living in classical orchestras in Korea? Why are the opportunities all provided by the west? Why do the serious Korean musicians have to study in the west?

How is any of the questions above relevant to countering my argument? Please explain – my tiny little brain cannot make that connection.

You have exhibited the typical Korean snobbery and false sense of pride over all the things you’ve stollen [sic] from the white man. You brought up the tired old Korean “our culture vs. yours” canard. And you wonder why people are sick of Koreans. You have a lot to learn. A couple of years in Korea can disabuse you of these notions, but I’m not sure you’ve got the fortitude to do it.

And you wonder why I tell you that your style is not conducive to a fair debate.

84 Mizar5 December 13, 2009 at 11:55 am

8675309, you’re an idiot. Name a single Korean musician who approaches in artistry a Herbie Hancock or Winton Marsallis. Even corny Kennie G has mad technical skills that leaves most classical musicians in the dust (as a woodwind player myself, it took me years to come to terms with his proficiency.) Now, I’m not putting down classical musicians, or Korean classical musicians; I’m just putting down thekorean for his snobbish “we’re better” attitude. Back in the 70s I saw this same attitude with regard to Korean boxers. Where does this blatent Korean insecurity come from?

85 yokohamaet December 13, 2009 at 11:56 am

umm…….i dont think anybody denies that korea hasnt developed music like the west has……

when the west was making all that great classical music there was plenty of beating kids and students for education and discipline in europe.

86 Mizar5 December 13, 2009 at 11:56 am

Lol, you have not mastered the basics of point counterpoint in argument, and still revert to the strawman argument.

87 Mizar5 December 13, 2009 at 11:58 am

um, sources, yoko.

88 Mizar5 December 13, 2009 at 12:00 pm

“Same with the Asian education philosophy. If you are mentally soft, you shouldn’t take it. But getting mentally tough is a part of the program.”

Nothing particularly Asian about that. It still begs the question.

89 yokohamaet December 13, 2009 at 12:01 pm

-”Name a single Korean musician who approaches in artistry a Herbie Hancock or Winton Marsallis. Even corny Kennie G has mad technical skills that leaves most classical musicians in the dust (as a woodwind player myself, it took me years to come to terms with his proficiency.)”-

umm…….blacks have better improv and natural rythmic skills……koreans and asians are more technically proficient and disciplined……

90 thekorean December 13, 2009 at 12:06 pm

Lol, you have not mastered the basics of point counterpoint in argument, and still revert to the strawman argument.

What strawman? I asked you a question. I referred to no argument, strawman or otherwise. Please answer.

91 Arghaeri December 13, 2009 at 12:09 pm

“Who cares about what she plays and whom she plays for? My fiancee has a job that she loves, is very prestigious and pays well — a lot more than one can say about most of the recipients of the so-called “creativity-focused education”.

And probably a lot more than most of the recipients of the form of education you’re espousing. Just how many of the koreans pushed and beaten into mastering an instrument do you think actually make it to a level where they can even make a living from it.

Of course some such as your fiancee, will make it, and in the US maybe statistically they have a better chance than others, but in Korea with many thousands of mums forcing their kids to play the violin. Just how many high paying philharmonic jobs are there?

I’ve met scores of koreans who were pushed in such ways, but couldn’t cut it, and now have to make ends meet as a secretary or worse. Not to mention, being one step of separation from Vanessa Mae, that being a rich performer doesn’t make you a success as a human being.

Would you’re fiancee still love her life if she was one of the thousands that didn’t have that little extra talent that makes the cut.

92 thekorean December 13, 2009 at 12:21 pm

And probably a lot more than most of the recipients of the form of education you’re espousing. Just how many of the koreans pushed and beaten into mastering an instrument do you think actually make it to a level where they can even make a living from it.

Not a lot. People have different levels of talent, you know. No amount of beating in my childhood would have turned me into Michael Jordan, because I’m just not that great of an athlete. The question is about maximizing the talent that one has, and I am saying that educational philosophy that incorporates stern discipline is best at maximizing that talent.

IMV, children will grow and develop their potential in all the best ways when they are driven by intrinsic motivations and not by dad’s “love belt.”

I think that’s only partially correct. Of course, nothing is better than intrinsic motivations. But does a child have intrinsic motivation all aspects of necessary learning, at all times? That’s surely not true. And that’s where additional discipline must come in.

93 Arghaeri December 13, 2009 at 12:22 pm

“If you’re serious about traditional-style discipline for your children, moving to Korea wouldn’t be a bad idea.”

Quite interesting really, when you consider how many koreans with kindergarten age children are trying to get out of korea to ensure that their children don’t have to endure the childhood that they suffered. Several koreans I know were using us as a stepping stone out of korea.

94 Arghaeri December 13, 2009 at 12:29 pm

“But does a child have intrinsic motivation all aspects of necessary learning, at all times? That’s surely not true. And that’s where additional discipline must come in.”

I totally agree, discipline must come in, but must be balanced and not forced by the whim of the parents.

Do all parents have an intrinsic knowledge of what skill, there child will excel at at kindergarten age, the age when some are already forcing their children to be the next great pianist/violinist etc…

In fact by separating, isolating and divorcing their children from real interaction with the rest of childrenhood they are hindering their acquisition and development of one of the key most important skills for success in most any environment “communication skills”.

95 NetizenKim December 13, 2009 at 12:32 pm

#81
Not kidding. My fiancee is your typical Korean music phenom — started playing violin at age 5, was beaten into practicing every day, now plays for a major orchestra in New York. We recently had a discussion on this topic, and she said she (1) never would have touched a violin unless her mother made her, (2) never would have practiced as hard unless she was beaten into it, and (3) there are so few non-immigrant Americans in major orchestras right now (great majority of them are Asians and Eastern Europeans) because their parents just refuse to make their children work as hard as they can. Then we agreed that our children will be the most beaten child in the neighborhood. None of this soft “Let your child explore!” shit.

Look, when I was a kid growing up in the Bronx, attending Bronx public schools, one day my father discovered that I didn’t know how to do arithmetic with fractions. I think I was 13 at the time. Let’s just say that he decided to take matters into his own hands. So when you relate your fiancee’s experience, I think most kyopo’s who grew up in 1 generation families can relate to it.

Having said that, I must agree with Mizar and yuna. And you know that doesn’t happen too often.

There’s two ways to motivate a child, by beating them into doing something, like you said, or via inspiration. I think talent motivated by a sense of underlying personal meaning and passion is superior to having had it instilled into you by beatings. The reason why Asian-American classical musicians do not excel from an artistic sense is because they lack that passion. They are merely skilled technicians. With all due respect, your fiancee, in all likelihood, despite Juilliard, is merely a highly skilled violin technician.

Resorting to physical discipline as a motivational tool is low-class and medieval. It’s like using a blunt instrument to create something refined. It means you are an ignorant parent, who doesn’t know any better way to educate your children. I am willing to let the first generation off the hook because they didn’t know any better and they were too busy just trying to survive and all that. But our generation has no such excuses.

I think a far better way is to stir a child’s imagination in some way about something. I like reading biographies and since yuna brought it up I know a little something about the background of Albert Einstein and also the great 20th century American physicist Richard P Feynman. They both had in common. They both had fathers who were failures in the sense that, due to circumstances of life, they settled for something less than their own dreams. But the father passed on his passion to his son, not through beatings, but by stimulating the child’s imagination and thereby igniting a spark of passion that would last an entire lifetime.

96 thekorean December 13, 2009 at 12:35 pm

I totally agree, discipline must come in, but must be balanced and not forced by the whim of the parents.

100 percent agreed. At the end of the day, it’s really all about good parenting that we all know and agree upon. I am not saying physical discipline will be a cure-all for everything.

97 Arghaeri December 13, 2009 at 12:38 pm

Not to mention that the character even of children differs, the “love belt” for instead drove me to rebel against my parents, and my own a naturally inquisitive streak that made me a success in all subjects (except music/language!!!), such that I didn’t study at all and flunked the last few years of highschool.

98 yokohamaet December 13, 2009 at 12:38 pm

-”But the father passed on his passion to his son, not through beatings, but by stimulating the child’s imagination and thereby igniting a spark of passion that would last an entire lifetime.”-

umm…..the only thing the fathers passed on were jewish (ashkenazi) genes…..jews are smart…..passion had little to do with it………….

99 Mizar5 December 13, 2009 at 12:40 pm

No thanks, thekorean, I won’t rise to the bait. If you refuse to support your triumphalist sweeping generalization about Korean-style discipline and will not respond to the counter arguments, then I’m done with your phoney bullshit.

Arghaeri makes the proper points. I raised one civil engineer and one commerical artist. Both attended top notch private universities, and neither needed any beating. The discipline and guidance we provided was sufficient to promote them to the top of their respective disciplines. Both of them learned to play musical instruments and neither of them chose to pursue that as a career. But both were accepted into the schools of their choice and there was competition among them. Thekorean’s argument is what is referred to in logic as a hasty generalization – he is positing a general principle from anecdotal evidence, which is not considered a valid argument.

100 Sonagi December 13, 2009 at 12:41 pm

Tragic story about the suicide, IHBB. Got a kick out of that dad’s sense of entitlement for his supersmart kids. I got a D in band one quarter in high school because I missed a concert. I didn’t realize I was a victim of racism.

Quite interesting really, when you consider how many koreans with kindergarten age children are trying to get out of korea to ensure that their children don’t have to endure the childhood that they suffered. Several koreans I know were using us as a stepping stone out of korea.

You are right about that, Arghaeri. A fair number of Korean students in the schools where I worked in China and Illinois had gone overseas specifically to escape Korea’s pressure cooker and to take advantage of easier admissions standards for Korean university applicants educated overseas.

101 abcdefg December 13, 2009 at 12:44 pm

@92: Intrinsic motivation is neccesary but not sufficient, sure. But when is beating a child EVER neccesary? Remember, objecting to the sort of “philosophy” you espouse doesn’t mean I am against any sort of discipline.

But I’m being far too modest here. It’s far more reasonable (read: not retarded) to assume that stastically the creator/beating ratio is midget compared to what it probably is for parenting by different methods. One should wonder also what dysfunct/beating ratio is.

BTW, thanks for ossifying one of the most annoying Asian stereotypes in modern existence.

102 Mizar5 December 13, 2009 at 12:46 pm

yokohamaet”"umm…..the only thing the fathers passed on were jewish (ashkenazi) “genes…..jews are smart…..passion had little to do with it………….”

No, Jews are no more or less intelligent than any other ethnic group, and there is no evidence of any genetic intellectual superiority for any ethnic group. But they are a passionate people, and passionate about a great many things, including education, profession and trade. You don’t know any, do you?

103 Mizar5 December 13, 2009 at 12:49 pm

For more information about the Jewish upbringing you might want to consult mkaplan about his.

104 Arghaeri December 13, 2009 at 12:59 pm

“Intrinsic motivation is neccesary but not sufficient, sure. But when is beating a child EVER neccesary?”

When limits need to be set as to acceptable behaviour. Not all children will require this, however clearly some children will test the limits until physically chastened. This does not mean I hold to regular or excessive beating etc, but an occasional quick slap reminds children of the boundaries.

105 Mizar5 December 13, 2009 at 1:06 pm

abcdefg :”@92: Intrinsic motivation is neccesary but not sufficient, sure. But when is beating a child EVER neccesary? Remember, objecting to the sort of “philosophy” you espouse doesn’t mean I am against any sort of discipline.”

Another good point. Thekorean’s false dichotomy is based on 2 extremes that do not typify either culture. His false premise is that American children are raised without discipline, direction or encouragement, and just allowed to find their own way without any parental guidance or support.

He implies that motivation and natural proclivity are mutually exclusive, but they are not.

My daughter created her own art portfolio as the result of studying what the top art schools in the country were seeking in a student. She did so on her own, through her own efforts. While it was not as colorful or flashy as a layperson might expect, the top schools in the country – Parsons, Cooper Union, Pratt, etc. all acknowledged that she was a major talent and provided immediate acceptance.

These were natural proclivities that Korean parents would discourage, and indeed we were skeptical since we didn’t see how she could make a living at it. But when we understood the magnitude of her talent and accomplishments in that area, we encouraged it.

By contrast, a Korean neighbor of ours would not allow their daughter to pursue her own intersts and forced her to graduate with a degree in pharamacology. No sooner did she graduate then she moved to Korea to teach English, and has been drifting aimlessly since.

The generalization that Korean style discipline is superior to the type of Western-style discipline we applied (despite our Korean backgrounds) is triuphalism, pure and simple.

106 Sperwer December 13, 2009 at 1:08 pm

Got a kick out of that dad’s sense of entitlement for his supersmart kids. I got a D in band one quarter in high school because I missed a concert. I didn’t realize I was a victim of racism.

I found the father’s playing the race card depressing (and despicable), particularly given the obvious entirely reasonable justification for his daughter’s “demotion” to salutarian. (BTW, how did he reckon she had the highest grades, in the first place, with that D in physics for having missed the test?)

Even more depressing was the miscegenation of frustrated Korean ambition and litigation ala Americain.

In all of it, the personal tragedy of the suicide will get lost, despite the Times Magazine’s best efforts.

107 abcdefg December 13, 2009 at 1:09 pm

When limits need to be set as to acceptable behaviour. Not all children will require this, however clearly some children will test the limits until physically chastened. This does not mean I hold to regular or excessive beating etc, but an occasional quick slap reminds children of the boundaries.

I agree. But this is more an answer to the question, “How do I keep my children from becoming the absolute dregs/criminals of society?” When you as a parent are forced to decide on beating your child (regularly, “philosophically”) then, then I’d suggest we are no longer talking about rearing children into the finest people.

108 thekorean December 13, 2009 at 1:12 pm

Quite interesting really, when you consider how many koreans with kindergarten age children are trying to get out of korea to ensure that their children don’t have to endure the childhood that they suffered. Several koreans I know were using us as a stepping stone out of korea.

Many of them are mistaken — they are looking to find this magical elixir that somehow allows their child to work less but be more successful. Such thing does not exist.

Intrinsic motivation is neccesary but not sufficient, sure. But when is beating a child EVER neccesary?

When s/he gets uppity and doesn’t listen to you. :)

BTW, thanks for ossifying one of the most annoying Asian stereotypes in modern existence.

Wanna hear something funny? I’m a lawyer, and my brother is an engineer. My fiancee is a violinist, and her sister is a doctor. My parents-in-law own a liquor store/deli. We live the stereotype, and we are all quite happy within it.

With that note, I’m done at the office. See y’all tomorrow, knuckleheads.

109 Acropolis7 December 13, 2009 at 1:19 pm

Ah, the Asian Liquor store/deli owners. Owing their wealth and success to inner city peoples of America since 1965…

110 pawikirogii December 13, 2009 at 1:32 pm

‘Owing their wealth and success to inner city peoples of America since 1965…’

koreans don’t owe anything to blacks. and blacks don’t have anything to do with korean success. sorry, ET. i think you need to phone home.

111 Arghaeri December 13, 2009 at 1:38 pm

“when the west was making all that great classical music there was plenty of beating kids and students for education and discipline in europe.”

Eh, what education?, there was barely any education in europe for the masses in those days, the beatings were for not getting up at 4am to plough the fields, to get theyself up that chimney sharpish, or get enough coal out of the pit etc, etc.

112 Arghaeri December 13, 2009 at 1:43 pm

“My parents-in-law own a liquor store/deli.”

You do know that even in the grand ol’ US of A bigamy is illegal, and bringing your fiancee over to meet granny runs you a good chance of ending up in court if your wife reports you. ;-)

113 abcdefg December 13, 2009 at 2:07 pm

Wanna hear something funny? I’m a lawyer, and my brother is an engineer. My fiancee is a violinist, and her sister is a doctor. My parents-in-law own a liquor store/deli. We live the stereotype, and we are all quite happy within it.

I have to admit my family- sisters, aunts, uncles, cousins, and such- is pretty stereotypical too. But add among the grocery, the lawyer, the professor, the engineer, and the doctors, the pastors and more pastors. It’s not a veneer of anything I’d be ashamed of. But it’s so boring. It’s uninteresting. It’s unremarkable, because it’s so mediocre. KAs won’t be changing the world by becoming such ordinary “blue collar”, information workers. They might become a little vain without merit, though.

114 Jim_Kim December 13, 2009 at 2:12 pm

The Koreans are up in arms!
A Chinese ‘Fake Girls Generation’ has come out.
http://www.kwnews.co.kr/view.asp?aid=209121200003&s=601
Frankly, considering how much Korean music is copied and remade, they have no right to complain about the Chinese Girls Generation.

BTW-After I saw the K-netizens post about 500 ‘Wonder Girls fighting’ comments on the “You can dance” website, I thought we’d be in for disappointment. I must say, and maybe the producers of the show did not help create a wonder girls friendly environment, but their performance was god-awful. My high school talent show had better acts.

115 Mizar5 December 13, 2009 at 2:14 pm

wjk:”koreans don’t owe anything to blacks.”

That’s right. They were the real operatives in the civil rights movement.

Nor did they traditionally open businesses in the black inner city communities after the Jews picked up and left making it affordable to do business in the big cities.

Nor do they owe their independence to the UN or their security to the US or their economic development to the US, Germans, French and Japanese.

Nor do they owe their railroads to the Japanese or their written language to the Chinese, Nor Buddhism to India and China, Christianity to American Protestants, Hangul and I Hwa U. to Horace Underwood, hot peppers to the Portuguese, marbled beef (ie. “Hanu”)to the Americans, the kayagum to the Chinese, their economic success to overseas markets…

No, we Koreans don’t own nothin to nobody. We are the direct descendents of a butt fucking bear who descended from heaven to grace the world with…um the peninsula…half the peninsula with their superior…um…contributions to…um…

oh never mind. Just let us brag about how self made we are until China finally eclipses us.

116 yokohamaet December 13, 2009 at 2:18 pm

-”Eh, what education?, there was barely any education in europe for the masses in those days, the beatings were for not getting up at 4am to plough the fields, to get theyself up that chimney sharpish, or get enough coal out of the pit etc, etc.”-

yah yah i agree……my point was just that corporal punishment of the young was common in general in the west until relatively recently……including in education settings……and the corporal punishments were about the same if not worse than the korean kind today that people are makin a big fuss over

117 Mizar5 December 13, 2009 at 2:23 pm

Hey, statistically, Asian Americans excel. That includes all recent Asian immigrant groups including Chinese, Philipinos, Japanese, Asian Indians, and Koreans. They are to be credited for undergoing the struggles that all new immigrant populations have and, like the Jews, Italians, Irish, etc. succeeding in helping subsequent generations to realize the American dream.

Unlike these other immigrant populations, however, Koreans have significantly more trouble assimilating. Like all other immigrant groups, they succeed through hard work and education, but unlike any of them, they have a chip on their shoulder and imagine themselves superior to every other ethnic group.

118 yokohamaet December 13, 2009 at 2:25 pm

-”No, Jews are no more or less intelligent than any other ethnic group, and there is no evidence of any genetic intellectual superiority for any ethnic group.”-

umm……no yah idiot…….ashkenazi jews are actually believed to have the highest measured iq…..especially verbal iq……different races and ethnic groups average different intelligence measurements

119 yokohamaet December 13, 2009 at 2:36 pm

-”Unlike these other immigrant populations, however, Koreans have significantly more trouble assimilating.”-

which ‘other immigrant populations’ are you referring to?……filipinos and asian indians are different from northeast asians like chinese, japanese, koreans……..koreans assimilate just as much as other northeast asians if not better…….and probly better than southeast asians and subcons (subcontinentals aka asian indians)

120 Mizar5 December 13, 2009 at 2:42 pm

Nonsense. IQ measurement is irrelevent. Differences are statistically negligible and do not provide any support for your theory of the genetic supremecy of any group.

121 NetizenKim December 13, 2009 at 2:45 pm

Ah, the Asian Liquor store/deli owners. Owing their wealth and success to inner city peoples of America since 1965…

Hey, you also forgot to mention armed robbery, muggings, and murder as well.

122 Mizar5 December 13, 2009 at 2:47 pm

Stop knitpicking. If you want to argue that some new Chinese immigrants have a similar supremecist attitude, that is irrelevent. We can surely agree that few 2nd generation immigrant groups have as much of a chip on their shoulder as Korean Americans.

123 Acropolis7 December 13, 2009 at 2:47 pm

Wow, pawi i didnt say aything about blacks, only inner city. But since you said the “blacks” have had nothing to do with Korean success perhaps you need a reality check and realize that us “whites” are not the ones who have made Korean store owners rich in the inner cities, it is the blacks. And Mizar5 is right, without the blacks and their civil rights movement you would see much fewer businesses owned by Koreans or any other minority. Hell if it were up to many of our grandparents back in the 50′s, no one less lilly than an Italian would own any businesses in the states besides dry cleaining or a restaurant. Fact check kiddo.

124 yokohamaet December 13, 2009 at 2:48 pm

umm…….i’m not talking about ‘genetic supremacy’……….supremacy is ultimately meaningless in a biological and evolutionary context………there are differences and variation……….different groups, races, ethnicities average different iq’s and on different measures

125 Acropolis7 December 13, 2009 at 2:51 pm

#121, A customer can only take soo many snide remarks and impolite behaviour from the owner until he sais screw this shit, imma gonna fire mah lazer. OK that was kinda racist. If you treat your customers like shit odds are your gonna get treated like shit by them. But if they stop coming then who’s gonna buy your products?

126 NetizenKim December 13, 2009 at 2:52 pm

And Mizar5 is right, without the blacks and their civil rights movement you would see much fewer businesses owned by Koreans or any other minority.

That’s bullshit and pure speculation. Asian-Americans have been in the US since the 19th century, and while there was plenty of discimination along the way, the Chinese , Japanese, and Korean were able to operate businesses, despite the adversity, long before the Civil Rights Movement.

Give me a fucking break.

127 yokohamaet December 13, 2009 at 2:55 pm

-”We can surely agree that few 2nd generation immigrant groups have as much of a chip on their shoulder as Korean Americans.”-

umm…..since you’re black and from the city i know you have a different perspective on this…….and i respect that…..i dont have this inner city experience so i cant really say

128 Mizar5 December 13, 2009 at 2:58 pm

Your argument remains unproven and invalid, ie.

“the only thing the fathers passed on were jewish (ashkenazi) genes…..jews are smart…..passion had little to do with it………….”

To successfully argue that point you would need to show that 1-a substantially significant genetic difference; 2- that the genetic difference alone was responsible for the financial success of American Jews, completely eliminating the cultural and historical factors that led Jews to become merchants and to value education and success; 3- that Jews do not have much of a cultural affinity (ie. passion) for education and success, or that, if they do, it is largely irrelevent.

In short, you have painted yourself into a corner from wich, to ride the back of a mixed metaphor, you cannot dig your way out from.

129 bumfromkorea December 13, 2009 at 2:59 pm

@115

I’m sorry, when did we start talking about Korean liberation, national security, economic history, infrastructure, linguistics, religious history, culinary history, musical instruments, and the founding myth? Oh, it must have been the “Korean” part of your brain taking over briefly and unleashing its “Han” or “hwabyung” or some primitive tribal bullshit, right?

Christ, talk about a flip side of the same coin…

130 yokohamaet December 13, 2009 at 3:05 pm
131 NetizenKim December 13, 2009 at 3:06 pm

#125
#121, A customer can only take soo many snide remarks and impolite behaviour from the owner until he sais screw this shit, imma gonna fire mah lazer. OK that was kinda racist. If you treat your customers like shit odds are your gonna get treated like shit by them. But if they stop coming then who’s gonna buy your products?

What is it 1992 still?

White cops beat up a black man and all the blacks burned down the Korean stores. I still have trouble wrapping my head around that one.

Inner-city Blacks can be virulent racist mofo’s. American blacks can be very racist despite Civil Rights. Since Asians are perceived to be a politically weak group, no Engrishy-speaky immigrants who can’t run to the cops, Blacks had no qualms about inflicting racist violence on the Korean-American community.

132 Mizar5 December 13, 2009 at 3:07 pm

No, I’m not black. But I did spend forative childhood years in Bed Sty, Brooklyn, long before any influx of Koreans in Harlem. But what puzzles me is that this is irrelevent to the argument at hand, to wit that KAs have a chip on their shoulder.

NK, I’m ashamed of you for making that bogus argument which simply begs the question.

First, the influx of Korean immigration to the mainland was very recent and sequentially followed the civil rights movement of the 1960s.

Second, you do raise another good point – that the Koreans also owe something not only to African Americans but to the Chinese immigrants who helped pave the way for them in, for instance, the cleaning business.

Third, however, it does not negate the fact that Korean immigrants have benefited significantly from the consciousness raising brought about by the struggles of black civil rights leaders. If not for the efforts of these pioneers, would the 2nd generation Korean Americans enjoy the advantages that they do today?

133 pawikirogii December 13, 2009 at 3:09 pm

‘realize that us “whites” are not the ones who have made Korean store owners rich in the inner cities, it is the blacks’

nonsense. whites are the ones who created inner cities. man, you’re an idiot. btw, why don’t blacks own those stores? maybe white banker don’t give them loans. could that be it?

koreans owe nothing to blacks.

ps you’re the experts when it comes to whipping tobey. don’t lecture me, asshole.

134 yokohamaet December 13, 2009 at 3:11 pm
135 Mizar5 December 13, 2009 at 3:15 pm

Thanks for the link, yoko, which supports that your “evidence” is inconclusive and that your conjecture that we can attribute the material success of American Jews to IQ while discounting the effects of cultural and attitudinal factors is not not supported.

136 yokohamaet December 13, 2009 at 3:21 pm

-”Thanks for the link, yoko, which supports that your “evidence” is inconclusive and that your conjecture that we can attribute the material success of American Jews to IQ while discounting the effects of cultural and attitudinal factors is not not supported.”-

umm…..if you read the paper you’ll find that the ‘culture’ the ashkenazim found themselves in in medieval europe exerted selective pressures that resulted in genetic change………and its not my evidence…….i didn’t write the paper…..scientists did……..let the people here read it and think for themselves……i think they’ll trust scientists over the judgment of an anti-korean black guy from the inner city with a huge chip on his shoulder like you

137 Acropolis7 December 13, 2009 at 3:22 pm

Actually it was the people of the fertile crescent Mesopotania that created inner cities pawi. The Northeast Africans succeeded in modernizing it 4,000 years ago along with fine tuning western civilization. Then the Southern Europeans perfected it in the form of which we see today. But I dont want to give you a history lesson pawi. You are a legend here at the hole for one reason or another, that is saying enough about you.

138 Mizar5 December 13, 2009 at 3:23 pm

Pawi/wjk, do you know what a red herring argument is? How is your argument that whites created the inner cities and that blacks could not obtain business loans from white bankers in any way relevent to the fact that Korean immigrants owed their livlihood to African Americans?

Are you seriously stating that Korean immigrants did not owe their livlihoods to their African American clientelle? Are you who uses the race card so freely also saying that the Korean immigrant does not benefit from the civil rights movement?

What’s the real back story behind your vehemence? You sound reminiscent of mkaplan arguing that he is not a Jew.

139 Mizar5 December 13, 2009 at 3:25 pm

Thanks, yoko. The more you say, the more you discredit yourself. Take it from a black Korean American with a chip on his shoulder. Please keep talking.

140 Mizar5 December 13, 2009 at 3:30 pm

Mkaplan will also tell you that I’m Jewish. Seems I’m all things to all people, a lightning rod for prejudice and ignorance. Thus, the avatar. Am I your sock puppet or are you mine?

141 Brendon Carr December 13, 2009 at 3:33 pm

No, I’m not black. But I did spend forative childhood years in Bed Sty, Brooklyn, long before any influx of Koreans in Harlem. But what puzzles me is that this is irrelevent to the argument at hand, to wit that KAs have a chip on their shoulder.

I don’t believe you’re a New Yorker, either. Every New Yorker, and even a Missourian or two, knows that the Bedford-Stuyvesant neighborhood is called “Bed-Stuy” (with a “u”) because it’s named for Peter Stuyvesant. His name’s all over the place in New York, and I don’t know how you could have missed it.

142 Mizar5 December 13, 2009 at 3:34 pm

NK:”Inner-city Blacks can be virulent racist mofo’s. American blacks can be very racist despite Civil Rights. Since Asians are perceived to be a politically weak group, no Engrishy-speaky immigrants who can’t run to the cops, Blacks had no qualms about inflicting racist violence on the Korean-American community.”

So man up to it and get past your prejudice.

143 pawikirogii December 13, 2009 at 3:35 pm

mizar, forget about me. i find bevers more credible. i usually scroll past your posts but i notice you bring up my name quite a bit. this will be the last time i address you. go bother some other korean.

144 yokohamaet December 13, 2009 at 3:35 pm

umm…..you’re not a scientist……the link i provided discusses the work of real scientists……when people read stuff like that theyre gonna ignore blowhards like you and listen to scientists

145 Mizar5 December 13, 2009 at 3:40 pm

I could give a shit what you believe, Carr. You know firsthand that my spelling is atrocious and the point is peripheral and irrelevent. But that’s OK. Let’s say I never lived a day in Brooklyn, and move on, you turd.

146 yokohamaet December 13, 2009 at 3:41 pm

-”I don’t believe you’re a New Yorker, either. Every New Yorker, and even a Missourian or two, knows that the Bedford-Stuyvesant neighborhood is called “Bed-Stuy” (with a “u”) because it’s named for Peter Stuyvesant. His name’s all over the place in New York, and I don’t know how you could have missed it.”-

yah yah good point…..mizar5 is full of it……plus there was never an ‘influx of koreans in harlem’…….everyone knows the koreans went to flushing queens

147 Mizar5 December 13, 2009 at 3:42 pm

And you know I’m not a scientist because….

Blowhard indeed. You’ve failed to address any of my points.

148 abcdefg December 13, 2009 at 3:43 pm

I have no problem believing Jews are on average, like, really, really smart. As long no Jew gets in my way to my own international eminence, I’ll be just fine.

149 Brendon Carr December 13, 2009 at 3:47 pm

Let’s say I never lived a day in Brooklyn, and move on, you turd.

Okay, let’s move on to the issue of how you also can’t spell the name of the province of your supposed origin, Kyongsang-do. Setting aside for the moment that the romanization systems change nearly weekly, there is no system of romanization which overlooks the difference between the “n” and “ng” phonemes. There is no way that a person of Korean heritage, as you claim, would believe he comes from “Kyung San Do”, as you spell it.

Regardless of how atrocious one’s spelling is, there are always a few reliables: His own name, his family’s names, and the placenames which comprise his essential backstory. From Kyung San Do to Bed Sty? Nuh uh, buddy.

Maybe I’m a turd, but I’m an authentic turd, rather than a fake.

150 Mizar5 December 13, 2009 at 3:50 pm

Wrong again, asshat. Have you ever even been to Flushing? Or Harlem?

http://www.jstor.org/pss/1389136

151 Mizar5 December 13, 2009 at 3:52 pm

Sure, have it your way, Carr. And maybe you’ll eventually get over all the personality issues and say something relevent.

152 bumfromkorea December 13, 2009 at 3:58 pm

Mizar is from 경산도? I wonder what the 사투리 is like in this wonderful imaginationland. I expect it to be somewhat similar to the accent they’re so fond of in “Bed Sty” :D

153 Mizar5 December 13, 2009 at 3:59 pm

Lol you mundingi.

154 yokohamaet December 13, 2009 at 4:01 pm

umm…..no yah idiot……do yah even know what ‘influx’ means?……the korean presence in flushing is an ‘influx’……koreans in harlem isnt an ‘influx’……..i’m sure there are koreans in the dakotas, or idaho, or even alaska…..but theres no ‘influx’ of koreans there

155 Brendon Carr December 13, 2009 at 4:03 pm

Sure, have it your way, Carr. And maybe you’ll eventually get over all the personality issues and say something relevent.

There’s no personality issue here. Other than the fact that you like to claim Korean ethnicity as both a shield and a club against other (authentic) ethnic Koreans, I agree with your observations about 99-44/100% of the time. I just think it’s comical you would pretend to be a Korean and, now, a New Yorker. Were you adopted into a Minnesota family or something?

156 Acropolis7 December 13, 2009 at 4:04 pm

Mizar and Brendon you two young men stop fighting and make up right now. Um, BTW Mizar make sure you have streched your sock. From what I here from the ladies is he is more than a mouthfull, and im not talking about the Ejac. Did I do it right?

157 paulhewson December 13, 2009 at 4:04 pm

Some of the above posts made me think of an old story.

Once upon a time (days of smoking tigers) there was this cat named James Paul McCartney. He had this band that was a bit successful and this song he was working on called “Scrambled Eggs.” When Paul first played this song for George Martin he said he wanted a one word title and was considering “Yesterday,” except that he thought it was perhaps too corny. George Martin persuaded him that it was alright.

Paul worked on the score with George Martin. He put the cello here and the violin there. He also came up with a key part involving the cello groaning on the seventh the second time around. He also had the idea of holding the very high note on the first (upper) violin in the last section of the song.

Anyways, time came to record the song at Abbey Road in Studio Two if memory serves me. Outside musicians were assembled for the task. But at the last moment the assembled quartet complained because they thought they weren’t being paid enough and they also wanted to be credited on the album.

Paul McCartney and George Martin promptly told them to bugger off. They said if the four musicians thought they were so damned talented and sunshine and roses came out of their collective arses then they could write their own bloody song and record it. Eventually, the four musicians acquiesced and laid down the tracks quite beautifully I think.

Anyways, I think it is interesting to note that Paul McCartney and George Martin were and are English. The four musicians, however, were all Korean.

Naaaaahhhhh. No, no, no. I’m joking. I made that last part up just to f**k with you all. For the record, the four musicians were English with one Spaniard. There names were Tony Gilbert, Sidney Sax, Francisco Gabarro and Kenneth Essex. And there you go. Credited!

Cheers.

158 Mizar5 December 13, 2009 at 4:11 pm

Lol, Brendon, the closest I’ve ever come to living in the midwest is where I live right now – Western, PA. It’s where I found work upon reentry.

But I’m glad you find some of my hijinx comical. Anyone who takes this shit seriously obviously needs more Mizar.

159 yokohamaet December 13, 2009 at 4:12 pm

ouch………brendon carr just schooled mizar5 and made him his bitch

160 Mizar5 December 13, 2009 at 4:15 pm

NK and the rest of us were obviously talking about the influx of Korean businesses in places like Harlem, and the black reaction in the 1980s. ADD, right?

161 Mizar5 December 13, 2009 at 4:17 pm

Yeah, ADD for sure. You definately need more Mizar.

162 Acropolis7 December 13, 2009 at 4:18 pm

oh no he didn’. snap snap

Yeah, im all for New Roman funfair like the next gent. (sigh)

163 Mizar5 December 13, 2009 at 4:19 pm

Sidney Sax, paulhewson? Any relation to Adolphe?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolphe_Sax

164 yokohamaet December 13, 2009 at 4:20 pm

umm……just give up now……..youve already been exposed as a liar………brendon carr destroyed you and made you his bitch……..and you were exposed for trying to pretend like you knew more than professional scientists like gregory cochran and henry harpending

165 Mizar5 December 13, 2009 at 4:23 pm

Thank you, yoko. You have joined the ranks of my sockpuppets.

166 Acropolis7 December 13, 2009 at 4:49 pm

Well all I have to say is Merry Christmas and happy Solstice to Sonagi. Then again Solstice has officially been traced back to not just the Roman Pagans or Greeks, but the Egyptians and Meso’s. Either way saying happy Solstice is like saying Happy Sowlen (Halloween) these days. It just does not make sense since the people don’t now anymore. The common era is and always will be defined as a Christian Pagan era(Belive it or not Christians have been considered witches by Western civilization long before Constantine made it an official Religion of Rome) Then it got into the hands of former Roman officials and Christs message went from power to the people to power of the state. The fall of Christianianity will only lead to a rise of Islam, not Atheism. Unlike Christians, Islamic people actually believe in their religion whole heartedly and will not only kill off every Atheist, ( well, they will be the first to go), but Buddhists, Christians, Jews Agnostics and also those pesky Hindus as well. Bottom line, Sonagi, I wish you a happy Solstice, And please forgive me for not wishing you a happy Sowlen almost 2 months ago

And now I wait for the backlash…

167 yokohamaet December 13, 2009 at 4:56 pm

umm…….btw ‘mizar5′……..the scientists gregory cochran and henry harpending recently wrote a book called the “The 10,000 Year Explosion: How Civilization Accelerated Human Evolution”………..maybe you can read it and learn something from real scientists………instead of pretending to be a scientist or to be as credible as real professional scientists

168 abcdefg December 13, 2009 at 5:10 pm

Unlike Christians, Islamic people actually believe in their religion whole heartedly and will not only kill off every Atheist, ( well, they will be the first to go), but Buddhists, Christians, Jews Agnostics and also those pesky Hindus as well.

I hold fast to a different faith. If Christanity falls, I’m betting it will not be due to erosion. Something more foundational about the world will crack, a shift toward new ideas, new paradigms for the way human beings understand the universe, which should lead the way to, first, the complete maginalization of Christianity, followed by the gradual but certain erosion of Islam. Some changes are too powerful to avoid.

Happy Solstice!

169 Sperwer December 13, 2009 at 5:18 pm

yokohatchet:

take a deep breath, hold it, exhale slowly

now get a good night’s sleep.

Let us know if you feel any better in the morning

170 Acropolis7 December 13, 2009 at 5:27 pm

abcdef, Then it will be by Juche.

171 Acropolis7 December 13, 2009 at 5:33 pm

If Christianity falls you and I better hope that the Japanese induced Korean form of Chuche/Juche does not succeed globally . I would rather wish for a world of athiest Utopia circa 1976 Logan’s Run than a self taught North Korean Minister’s son teach his form of 1984 Orwell. Ministry of tuth and all.

172 yuna December 13, 2009 at 5:34 pm

no i am not kidding about yo yo ma. i really do like him, but it pisses me off that even a big name i respect like that, is not enough to have one original work named after him apart from (from the little that i follow) his championing fellow chinese composers like tan dun and appearing on the sesame street, and his bach, which if he hadn’t played like that i’m sure someone else would have.

about the discipline part being a necessary ingredient for classical music, i agree – even beethoven and mozart both had pushy asian fathers, but gone are the times when the mainstream music relies on the patronage of the nobility. long gone. now it’s fragmented. it’s anything goes. it’s youtube and record deals.
most movement in creativity and art happens with rebelling. and bucking the norm. asians(apart from the japanese) excel at following the norm and NOT setting the precedent.
they obey their parents and don’t do drugs don’t do fags (& i don’t mean cigarettes), and expect to become no.1 in fashion design, contemporary art or start a serious *movement* by doing their assignments set by their teachers and getting 100 percent and winning competitions. a lot of the times creativity comes from the abnormal ugly drop-outs and the dredges of the society..
the entertainment business in korea and the PG rating censoring keeps the people naive but stupid, and the only times this is allowed is during making films, where it the backlash manifests itself by producing crap full of gratuitous violence and sex.
korea needs to rebel. not the union kind, not the 386 generation kind, but the young kids need to break out of the wanting to please their parents/country-mould. it can afford to, now.

173 Acropolis7 December 13, 2009 at 5:34 pm

tuth and nail, typo was deliberate.

174 englishmonkey December 13, 2009 at 5:52 pm

@172: As a high school teacher, I couldn’t agree more. When I ask my students for creativity, it feels like I’m rocking the boat, and certainly asking my students to do something no other teacher would dream of. When I ask them open-ended questions like, “Why do you think that?” or, “What is your opinion?”, since they don’t know the “right” answer, they look to their friends, (who often try to feed them nonsense answers to make them look foolish).
It makes me sad.
The only ‘rebelling’ that goes on at my school is: smoking, boys growing their hair a couple inches too long, and girls hiking their skirts up a couple inches too high.

175 gbnhj December 13, 2009 at 7:09 pm

Brendon, thank you for the comparison you provided between the iPhone and the Touch. Having ‘anywhere, anytime’ internet access is indeed very cool, and Touch users are effectively tied to WiFi-connected locations for that. Yet, for anyone who’s either received a Touch as a gift or has already sunk the cost through purchase, moving up to an iPhone in order to get greater connectivity will look very spendy indeed.

I was thinking of purchasing an iPhone (really, I was mustering the courage to tell my wife) before her sister gave me a Touch as a gift. Now, for me to buy an iPhone, there are two costs to consider: 1) the difference between my current telecom bill and a projected iPhone telecom bill, run out over two years; 2) any hospital and related medical charges for what my wife would do if I told her I was going to buy one now.

Seriously, I like having to carry only one item, but most places I actually hang out at in Seoul where I’d be likely to start surfing are places that already have WiFi. I’d be looking at spending a couple of million won or more over the course of two years just to surf on the trains. I do think the iPhone is cool, and hope you enjoy using yours, but I also think that current Touch owners in Korea are highly disincentivised to purchase it.

176 yokohamaet December 13, 2009 at 7:20 pm

‘mizar5′ used to post back in 2004 at the igoo.com forums……..here’s his profile…….he posed as a ‘korean american’…….one of the other posters got wise to him and called him out and said that he was actually a white guy………and ‘mizar5′s’ excuse was that he was just posting ‘using a white persona man’ ‘as an experiment’……..

177 Brendon Carr December 13, 2009 at 7:45 pm

gbnhj — If you’re interested in the device for data, you will be looking at choosing one of two calling plans: W65,000 per month for 300 minutes of calls and 1GB of data, and W95,000 per month for 800 minutes of calls and 3GB of data.

I took the W65,000 plan with some trepidation, since I expected to be using up a lot of data. Would 1GB be enough? But at my office and my home, where I spend most of my time (your mileage may vary of course), I’ve got WiFi installed in both places. iPhone switches from the 3G data network to a WiFi access point wherever one is found.

Although I’ve been using the e-mail and web pretty heavily, after 14 days with iPhone my total data usage is 71.9MB so the 1GB limit appears not to be an issue. But iPhone also reports six hours’ talk time (360 minutes), which is more than I thought. I am thinking that iPhone calculates both incoming and outgoing time, as American users pay for both incoming and outgoing calls. Those KT plans’ 300 and 800 minutes apply to outgoing calls only.

That’s why I think the W95,000 a month call plan may be overkill, and that makes two years of iPhone more economical than you might have thought originally. W65,000 x 24 = W1,560,000 in basic charges over two years.

178 Arghaeri December 13, 2009 at 8:17 pm

“Either way saying happy Solstice is like saying Happy Sowlen (Halloween) these days. It just does not make sense since the people don’t now anymore.”

I doesn’t make sense because Happy Sowlen doesn’t exist?

Halloween from All Hallows Evening contracted to Hallow E’en

179 Mizar5 December 13, 2009 at 10:04 pm

Classic ad homimem – discredit the man, not the argument. Yoko has used every fallacy in the book to conceal the fact that he can’t and won’t defend his argument, and is hiding behind the pretense that it hinges on a scientific study involving a few extra IQ points. It doesn’t and he still refuses to respond to the challange to defend his argument that American Jews owe none of their accomplishments to anything other than a few extra IQ points.

Having painted himself into a corner, he is grasping at Carr’s conjectural silliness. It’s called grasping at straws, and he’s played into it nicely. In the process, he has revealed his lack of understanding of some of the facts of the black blowback against Koreans in Harlem in 1981 and has weakly attempted to weasel out of that one as well. He’s a mess, and he’s all over the place. The lengths to which some people will go to stubbornly defend a fallacious argument rather than simply modify or clarify it is a textbook case in poor argument.

My work here is done.

180 Robert Koehler December 13, 2009 at 10:20 pm

No, I’m not black. But I did spend forative childhood years in Bed Sty, Brooklyn, long before any influx of Koreans in Harlem.

Why is it that all I can think of now is Steve Martin from “The Jerk”?:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3Vp9fQ616k

181 Mizar5 December 13, 2009 at 10:27 pm

Lol!

182 baduk December 14, 2009 at 1:08 am

Mizar5 wrote “No, we Koreans don’t own nothin to nobody. We are the direct descendents of a butt fucking bear who descended from heaven to grace the world with..”

I stayed up last night wondering if the bear had a decent rack.

183 Mizar5 December 14, 2009 at 1:12 am

That proves you can’t be wjk/pawi. he’d stay up wondering if she had a penis.

184 NetizenKim December 14, 2009 at 1:16 am

Mizar, tell us about the “Great Black Blowback against Koreans in Harlem of ’81″.

185 Mizar5 December 14, 2009 at 1:38 am

As you may recall, I was in Korea at the time, got back to NY in 1986, but I have provided a link stating that this was the first such incident. However, both you and I have Korean shopowners tell of their relationship with their African American customers, and have read the stories and heard things like Ice Cube’s “Black Korea.” Follow the link below and add your own anecdotes if you feel they would be more illuminating:

http://www.hcs.harvard.edu/~yisei/issues/spring_92/ys92_6.html

186 Mizar5 December 14, 2009 at 1:38 am

As you may recall, I was in Korea at the time, got back to NY in 1986, but I have provided a link stating that this was the first such incident. However, both you and I have Korean shopowners tell of their relationship with their African American customers, and have read the stories and heard things like Ice Cube’s “Black Korea.” Follow the link below and add your own anecdotes if you feel they would be more illuminating:

http://www.hcs.harvard.edu/~yisei/issues/spring_92/ys92_6.html

187 NetizenKim December 14, 2009 at 1:41 am

Speaking of Ashkenazic intelligence, there’s an old joke that goes like this:

In the early 1900′s, an old Jew is traveling alone in his compartment on the Trans-Siberian Railroad. The train stops and an officer of the Czar’s Army gets on board. He sits next to the Jew and they travel for a while in silence. Suddenly, the officer grabs the Jew by the collar and demands: “tell me, why are you Jews so much smarter than everyone else?”

The Jew thinks for a moment and says: “it is because we eat so much herring”.

The officer lets him go and settles down. Soon afterwards the Jew takes out a piece of herring and starts to eat it.

The officer asks: do you have more herring?

The Jew says yes.

The officer says: give me a piece. I’ll buy it from you. How much do you want?

The Jew says: 20 rubles.

A large sum of money.

The officer takes the herring and gives the Jew his money. He eats the herring. Later, he says

This is ridiculous! I could have gotten the same herring in Moscow for only 20 kopecks!

The Jew grins and says: you see? It’s working already…

188 Mizar5 December 14, 2009 at 1:49 am

NK, you’ve told that joke before. Still good, however. I find the best ethnic jokes to be the ones told by people of the ethnicity in question.

A Jewish friend told me this one:

“What happens when a Jew with a hardon walks into a wall?”

Since I’ve told that one before as well, you can supply the punch line.

189 NetizenKim December 14, 2009 at 2:09 am

I’ve got another one:

During the time of the Babylonian captivity, a Jewish astrologer had a prophecy. The king’s favorite concubine would soon die. The king grieved over the woman’s death and soon afterwards his grief turned into wrath. He was certain that the astologer’s prophecy had caused her death. He summoned the astrologer and commanded him: “prophecy to me when you will die!”

The astrologer realized that the king was planning to kill him. So he said, “I do not know when I will die. I only know that when I die, the king will also die three days later.”

190 Mizar5 December 14, 2009 at 2:13 am

That’s good.

191 yokohamaet December 14, 2009 at 5:19 am

-”Classic ad homimem – discredit the man, not the argument. Yoko has used every fallacy in the book to conceal the fact that he can’t and won’t defend his argument, and is hiding behind the pretense that it hinges on a scientific study involving a few extra IQ points. It doesn’t and he still refuses to respond to the challange to defend his argument that American Jews owe none of their accomplishments to anything other than a few extra IQ points. “-

umm…….the debate was over……you werent debating me…….you were debating professional scientists……and you embarassed yourself by pretending to be up to the same caliber as professional scientists

192 Mizar5 December 14, 2009 at 5:52 am

Nope, I said nothing about the scientists and did not dispute their findings. You just prattled on about it and still are.

Two monks were crossing a river when a young girl asked to be carried across. One of the monks did so and, reaching the opposite bank, put her down and they two monks walked on down the road.

After walking about a mile or so, the other monk turned to him and said disapprovingly, “How could you have carried that girl after your vows of renunciation!”

He replied, “I put her down a mile or two back. How is it that you are still carrying her?”

193 yokohamaet December 14, 2009 at 6:07 am

umm…..man….you keep embarrassing yourself…..the good thing about the internet is that you can provide links like i did above……people can check what professional scientists actually have said and ignore blowhards like you who know nothing but pretend to know as much as scientists

194 Mizar5 December 14, 2009 at 6:41 am

Oh I don’t embarrass, but neither am I shameless and reading comprehension challanged. Put that girl down, sunim!

195 yokohamaet December 14, 2009 at 6:50 am

yah…..you try to pass yourself off as knowledgeable on scientific subjects…….when in reality you know nothing

196 yuna December 14, 2009 at 7:55 am

following yokohamaet’s link, i am gobsmacked there was somebody else who thought exactly the same as me 5 years ago:

For me it’s the plagiaristic writing style and the (possible) cowardice of a liar that make me wonder if this is a person whose ideas are worth my time.

i still don’t believe in the mob lynching of anybody. let it be.

197 gbevers December 14, 2009 at 8:54 am
198 rmeurant December 14, 2009 at 8:56 am

A carrot, a cauliflower and a cabbage were growing in a vegetable garden.

From this I conclude that E = mc^2.

199 Sperwer December 14, 2009 at 9:14 am

following yokohamaet’s link, i am gobsmacked there was somebody else who thought exactly the same as me 5 years ago:

For me it’s the plagiaristic writing style and the (possible) cowardice of a liar that make me wonder if this is a person whose ideas are worth my time.

i still don’t believe in the mob lynching of anybody. let it be.

So what’s plagiaristic?

I looked at Yokohatchet’s links, too, and all I found were a couple of completely unsubstantiated conclusory allegations coming from people who disagreed with some of Mizar5′s opinions but couldn’t find any better way to respond than leveling claims of plagiarism and playing the race card (by challenging Mizar5′s description of himself as a Korean-American on a board — igoo — created by, run for and apparently mostly populated by mostly very self-involved Korean-Americans and other Asian-Americans) to deflect further attention from his opinions to the phony issue whether he was entitled to have — or at least express — any at all in that forum. The only established fact in the link is Mizar5′s statement that he once impersonated a white person online (apparently in that forum) for the purpose of ascertaining whether audience reaction his opinion (apparently) on that forum would be affected. That doesn’t prove much of anything other than exactly what is says. If you want to let it go, stop propagating yokohatchet’s obsession.

200 rmeurant December 14, 2009 at 9:14 am

Genetic ‘map’ of Asia’s diversity

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/8406506.stm

An international scientific effort has revealed the genetics behind Asia’s diversity. The Human Genome Organisation’s (HUGO) Pan-Asian SNP Consortium carried out a study of almost 2,000 people across the continent. Their findings support the hypothesis that Asia was populated primarily through a single migration event from the south. The researchers described their findings in the journal Science.

They found genetic similarities between populations throughout Asia and an increase in genetic diversity from northern to southern latitudes. The team screened genetic samples from 73 Asian populations for more than 50,000 single-nucleotide polymorphisms (SNPs). These are variations in pieces of the DNA code, which can be compared to find out how closely related two individuals are genetically.

The study found that, as expected, individuals who were from the same region, or who shared a common language also had a great deal in common genetically. But it also answered a question about the origin of Asia’s population. It showed that the continent was likely populated primarily through a single migration event from the south.

Previously, there has been some debate about whether Asia was populated in two waves – one to South East Asia, and a later one to central and north-east Asia, or whether only a single migration occurred…

…And the discovery of this common genetic heritage, he added, was a “reassuring social message”, that “robbed racism of much biological support”…

(Abridged).

201 thekorean December 14, 2009 at 9:20 am

sperwer is Mizar!!!

202 pawikirogii December 14, 2009 at 9:42 am

‘Mizar5’s opinions but couldn’t find any better way to respond than leveling claims of plagiarism and playing the race card (by challenging Mizar5’s description of himself as a Korean-American on a board’

about 2 1/2 years ago, robert himself exposed mizar to be a ‘cracker’. i don’t think robert is a race-baiter. do you?

203 Sonagi December 14, 2009 at 10:09 am

@Robert:

Your feed includes “Diffism,” a blog written by someone named Alex Lee. Is that the same Alex Lee who writes those wretch-inducing opinion pieces for the KT?

204 Mizar5 December 14, 2009 at 10:29 am

Ah, Pawi, you reveal yourself to be wjk, my obsessive compulsive fan.
Welcome to my world, now, where you can no longer hang your hat on any of your old prejudices or preconceptions, such as race, nationality or ideology. There is only reason, logic, dispassion, and a good, spirited sense of humor.

205 Sperwer December 14, 2009 at 10:48 am

@201: ROTFLMAO.

206 Mizar5 December 14, 2009 at 10:53 am

ROTFLMFAO. Was that your hand I felt up there? And here I thought it was pawi’s ahem wjk’s.

207 cmm December 14, 2009 at 11:50 am

Mizar, welcome back.

Why do you think nobody jumped on your comment @99? …the one where you use your kids’ stories as anecdotal evidence and then accuse TK of being foolish to use anecdotal evidence? All in the same paragraph, well done.

208 Mizar5 December 14, 2009 at 11:55 am

Thank you, cmm. I said you were a doll and I meant it. You throw them a bone sometimes, but if they don’t know logic it’s pearls before swine. All of which reminds me of a story…

209 thekorean December 14, 2009 at 12:05 pm

Why do you think nobody jumped on your comment @99? …the one where you use your kids’ stories as anecdotal evidence and then accuse TK of being foolish to use anecdotal evidence?

As for me, I didn’t bother because they were such obvious lies. And he couldn’t even make up a lie that wouldn’t hurt his own case. Yawn.

210 Sperwer December 14, 2009 at 12:07 pm

@206, No, all my puppets are made of PVC ;)

211 Brendon Carr December 14, 2009 at 12:39 pm

Sperwer cannot be Mizar. Sperwer knows New York. Additionally, he was already well familiarized with the fact that I am a turd. Sperwer knows this because we occasionally bump into each other at meetings of the Turd League of Extraordinary Turds, and nod to each other in mutual recognition. Hey, turd. What’s up?

212 Sperwer December 14, 2009 at 12:42 pm
213 Brendon Carr December 14, 2009 at 12:50 pm

As for me, I didn’t bother [to challenge Mizar5's statements that he never had to beat his children to promote their success] because they were such obvious lies. And he couldn’t even make up a lie that wouldn’t hurt his own case. Yawn.

thekorean — Such a statement also further underlines how Mizar5 cannot be Korean, as he claims. What Korean does not beat his children over academic issues? Especially one from Kyongsang-do. Oh, sure, maybe in Kyung San Do where Mizar’s from those hippie values have taken root, but not anywhere in Korea.

214 cmm December 14, 2009 at 12:53 pm

Mizar5, I just wanted you to know that I caught and appreciated your humour, and how you give free shots to your detractors just to let them look all the more foolish when they miss them… …and then make excuses for why they didn’t take them after they are informed of them.

You enter into debates here with great confidence, and rightfully so.

The last few weeks here have been relatively lacking in poignant observations and intellectual commentary.

215 pawikirogii December 14, 2009 at 1:33 pm

i was thinking the other day about what cmm said here about me being robert’s creation. i’ve never read that theory on any of the boards i visit and i’ve never seen it mentioned here. that got me to thinking that cmm must talk to others about me in his private life.

if that’s the case, i feel odd because i wouln’t think anybody ever talks about the characters that populate this board. i almost never talk about you guys on the ‘outside’.

strange that.

not talking shit to you, cmm. just an observation.

216 cmm December 14, 2009 at 1:46 pm

pawii,
That story was something I farted out me arse nearly spontaneously just to watch myself type. I crafted it in a matter of seconds. Wangkon liked it, if I recall. I doubt that Robert makes much in ad revenue considering it’s usually the same people here seeing the same unappealing ads. Since you stepped back in, I don’t think I’ve ever questioned that you were the real pawi.
Remember, let’s be friends here.

http://edition.cnn.com/2009/SPORT/football/12/13/celtic.ki.seoul.signing/index.html

217 yuna December 14, 2009 at 1:48 pm

#200 this was also headline news in the korean media-
i saw this a few days ago

한국인과 아프리카인의 차이를 100으로 했을 때 한국인과 중국인의 차이는 5.03, 한국인과 일본인은 4.23, 중국인과 일본인은 6.99라고 한다.

The same study showed the result : if you take the difference between Koreans and Africans to be 100, the difference between Korea and China = 5.03, Koreans and Japanese = 4.23 and between Chinese and Japanese =6.99, but I guess we all knew that already.

218 vince December 14, 2009 at 2:26 pm

Ichiro Ozawa, chief of Japan’s ruling party, apologized Saturday for wrongdoings his country committed during its colonization of Korea in the early half of last century.
http://www.koreaherald.co.kr/NEWKHSITE/data/html_dir/2009/12/14/200912140038.asp

219 yuna December 14, 2009 at 5:30 pm

i think kim jongil has become too comical for people outside the north korea i know he is a really really bad guy, but somehow that team america puppet just ruined his bad guy image too much because ever since then, i haven’t been able to fuse the mass murderer image onto the i’m-so-ronery singing guy – and his crazy antics just endear me to him. i should go and hear more of those north korean defectors’ eye-witness accounts…

220 yuna December 14, 2009 at 5:31 pm

endear him to me…

221 Brendon Carr December 14, 2009 at 8:42 pm

Tonight as I come home to my close-to-work and completely-paid-for 43 pyong apartment, which I think is too small, I am reminded how comparatively excellent the quality of life can be here in Seoul. Check out these Manhattan apartments:

- One and two-thirds pyong (55 sq. ft.) in Hell’s Kitchen renting for just US$800 per month (a bargain at twice the price!). The little gay boy who’s in it reports that if he or a guest has to take a dump, the bathroom door must remain open.

- Five pyong (175 sq. ft.) in Morningside Heights purchased for the low low price of just US$150,000. The professional couple living there with their two cats will pay off the mortgage in two years, after which they’ll only have to pay the US$700 per month maintenance fee. Don’t they know they could have the Hell’s Kitchen jail cell for just a little more?

222 Sperwer December 14, 2009 at 9:18 pm

Brendon:

If you were working in a comparable job in New York, you’d be making 5x what you are now.

223 Sperwer December 14, 2009 at 9:21 pm

BTW, that’s Mr. Hyde who goes to those scatalogical meetings. Or is it Dr. Jeykl? I forget which is which.

224 Brendon Carr December 14, 2009 at 9:42 pm

If you were working in a comparable job in New York, you’d be making 5x what you are now.

What I’m making now is being discussed rather actively. If all goes well (i.e., according to contract), I’ll be making half what I would make in New York. Yes, $2.98 a week…

But I’ve been to New York, and didn’t much like it. There’s a reason I passed on NYU, and it’s not solely because I’m an idiot. You can take a boy out of the Goat House, but you can’t take the Goat House out of the boy.

225 Mizar5 December 14, 2009 at 10:37 pm

Brendon, if you knew anything about NY, you’d realize that you could get a nice loft apt in Hoboken or another NJ community and commute over. There’s also Brooklyn, Queens, Long Island, and, yes, even Staten Island. If it’s the suburban lifestyle you favor, there’s NJ Transit and even trains to places north on either side of the river, even as far as Port Jervis, where you can get more for your money. There’s even Connecticut. Like most, I moved away from the city and commuted for years. NY/NJ is a great place to work and live.

226 Mizar5 December 14, 2009 at 10:42 pm

cmm:”Mizar5, I just wanted you to know that I caught and appreciated your humour, and how you give free shots to your detractors just to let them look all the more foolish when they miss them… …and then make excuses for why they didn’t take them after they are informed of them.”

Obviously, I’m here for my own enjoyment, not theirs, much to their chagrin after they are tricked into laying bare their illogic and eel wriggling. They’ve never heard of logic and have difficulty escaping from the slovenly thinking to whith they are habituated. These are the ones I call my sock puppets, and I love to make them jerk for me, proactive voyeur that I am.

227 Mizar5 December 15, 2009 at 12:15 am

Brendon,

Let me add that in the Metropolitan area, you have access to all the cultural amenities that are missing out where I currently live. I have to travel 3 or more hours to NJ, NY or the DC area for Korean groceries, and while there are some small Korean grocers in Pittsburgh and Harrisburgh, there’s nothing comparable to an H Mart. Ditto decent restaurants of any kind, such as we are used to in NY. Even NJ has some great places to dine.

228 Mizar5 December 15, 2009 at 12:20 am

Sperwer:”@206, No, all my puppets are made of PVC.”

Toxic? Or cheap, durable, and easy to assemble? So wjk was your creation?

229 WeikuBoy December 15, 2009 at 1:56 am

Earlier today I was looking at a National Geographic from 1976 (let me repeat: 1976) and saw the halaboji of the Korean Tourism ads we know and love.

Key slogan:” Come, discover Korea, before the rest of the world does.”

Key line: “Over half our 34 million people understand English, probably better than you do.”

My Korean clients and I all got a good chuckle out of that one.

230 WangKon936 December 15, 2009 at 2:25 am

@ # 218,

Blah… unless it’s something that’s ratified by the Diet… something similar to this:

http://www.canada.com/cityguides/winnipeg/info/story.html?id=62b7cbf1-ead3-448c-b1c0-ae283cb7a78d&k=35045

http://www.nytimes.com/1988/08/11/us/day-of-apology-and-sigh-of-relief.html

Everything else are just personal apologies made by individual politicians.

231 WangKon936 December 15, 2009 at 2:28 am

Paul A. Samuelson, one of American’s most well known economists, died over the weekend at age 94.

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/12/14/business/economy/14samuelson.html?em

232 Nix December 15, 2009 at 5:36 am

Stumbled upon this, some of you may find it interesting/horrifying/typical.

http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/the-power-of-make-up.html

233 Pyotr December 15, 2009 at 9:34 am

Brendon Carr

The little gay boy who’s in it reports that if he or a guest has to take a dump, the bathroom door must remain open.

And it can be closed if they want to pee?

I find it hard to believe that you post this puerile garbage with your own name, and as as a practicing lawyer.

Are you betting that none of your clients can read English or use Google? If not, I just can’t imagine what you think you are doing advertising yourself as such a twit.

What on earth is your game here?

234 Brendon Carr December 15, 2009 at 10:41 am

And it can be closed if they want to pee?

Apparently it can. Standing people take up less physical space in the horizontal plane, what with the folding action of the knees.

I find it hard to believe that you post this puerile garbage with your own name, and as as a practicing lawyer.

Are you betting that none of your clients can read English or use Google? If not, I just can’t imagine what you think you are doing advertising yourself as such a twit.

I yam what I yam. Lawyers can’t joke? I’m betting that not everyone is as humorless as you. Not hiding the essential characteristics of my personality helps avoid “misunderstandings” with brittle fools later down the line: I try to smoke ‘em out up front. Ta ta for now!

What on earth is your game here?

Plus, I’m lonely. I’m the only American foreigner in this firm of 130+ professionals. Who is there to talk to in this way? The Marmot’s Hole is my water cooler.

235 Sperwer December 15, 2009 at 10:42 am

Mizar5 @228: Toxic? Or cheap, durable, and easy to assemble? So wjk was your creation?

shiny, form-fitting; liberally accoutered with metal fasteners, zippers, etc; black w/ red piping; strategic cut-outs, etc. wjk was just a cheap mens’ room dispenser condom in comparison

236 Acropolis7 December 15, 2009 at 5:28 pm

I could care less about products raised and/or investments raised to brow here. All I want to know is did I just waste 3,00 U.S. dollars investing in IT Pyongynag for American security. Oh, and this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5XBNEPmdoU

Brendon. Watch the I.T DPRK more closely. This will be there result if they try to cointence the Americans again. As always, We Americans are of peace, even to Canandians.

237 Acropolis7 December 15, 2009 at 5:30 pm

Ok, i’m done with cryptic typos. Merry Christams everyone.

238 Sperwer December 15, 2009 at 5:30 pm

Are you on ritalin?

239 iheartblueballs December 16, 2009 at 1:18 pm

thekorean or abcdefg, please point me in the direction of a post from the unspoken one from the last couple years in which he clearly claims to be Korean. thekorean’s reference in the locked thread only brought me to this post, in which he only references his wife’s family, and never says that he’s Korean at all.

I still can’t fathom how any long-term commenters here still believed he was Korean, but I was gone for a period this year and may have missed any recent misrepresentations, in which case I’ll be more than willing to alter my stance. Until I see some links though, I’m unconvinced.

240 thekorean December 16, 2009 at 1:24 pm

Sorry it’s a late night for me (still at the office, it’s 11:24 p.m. EST now) and I’ll be traveling all day tomorrow, but there is a thread (not far from the thread you identified, probably soon afterward) when the auto cocksucker and I jousted on that issue. I told him that no Korean ever misspells 연탄 like “yonton” (as he did,) among other things.

241 JW December 16, 2009 at 1:26 pm

It’s not there anymore, cuz when Robert upgraded to a different server, comments were lost.

http://www.rjkoehler.com/2009/10/09/apologies-for-missing-comments-light-posting/

242 JW December 16, 2009 at 1:26 pm

Some of the comments I mean…

243 iheartblueballs December 16, 2009 at 1:33 pm

Surely the dog didn’t eat all of his homework. I’ll assume that since the claim was that it’s been going on for months, that the server upgrade didn’t just happen to seek out and destroy every single instance in the months worth of threads in which it occurred.

244 JW December 16, 2009 at 1:37 pm

Well, the minor fracas about “yonton” I remember distinctly, and it would be very easy to google for it with a “site:rjkoehler.com mizar5 yonton” but it’s not coming up so make of it what you will. The simplest explanation is that it went away during the upgrade.

245 gbnhj December 16, 2009 at 1:46 pm

IHBB, I recall a post where mizarv said that he was from Kyeongsando, and had tried his level best to be culturally Korean – I remember he spoke of taking three steps and bowing in reverence. (Not that anyone would believe it, you understand, but that was the spin he was trying for.) IIRC, this was when Robert stated that he knew mizarv wasn’t Korean.

246 Wedge December 16, 2009 at 1:58 pm

I figured the one-who-can-do-a-good-canine-trick was a troll when he defended AMC (as in the Pacer and Gremlin), as no serious commenter would defend that company. And yes in the beginning he used to represent he was ethnically Korean until enough evidence mounted otherwise.

247 yuna December 16, 2009 at 2:12 pm

by pretending to be a korean, he brought out the worst in wjk, wjk was most upset about mizar pretending to be a korean and wanted to go meet him in person to see if he actually was…. this occurred recently because i’d only been on the site just over a year.
personally, like abcdefg, i also thought he was an adoptee, so technically he was not lying. who felt like he had been rejected a second time when he came back to korea as an adult, because he seemed to have a lot of issues – i just could not imagine a grown man his age behaving the way he did…i did mention it a couple of times but he never denied or confirmed it which strengthened my conviction..
but that was not the issue for me. he was so often wrong(when he was not trolling) in his arguments..

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