No Wet Towel Treatment, Please

by Robert Koehler on November 26, 2009

in Stupid Foreigner Tricks

Public Service Announcement: Even if you think the intended target is a friend, you might want to refrain from smacking someone in the ass with a wet towel in the showers.

PS to Seoul Buffoon: Like the new layout a lot better.

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1 Brian D November 26, 2009 at 1:18 pm

That comes from Dave’s ESL Cafe and I’m 96% sure it’s a guy just trolling. There’s been a lot of threads like that lately. My “favorite” was the guy bitching because Home Plus wanted him to pay extra for a plastic bag.

http://forums.eslcafe.com/kore.....p?t=171347

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So today I was shopping at the grocery store, and as I was leaving I asked for a shopping bag to help carry my groceries in. Now maybe I just didn’t realize it before, but after I paid the cashier I asked for a white plastic bag to carry my groceries out with. After I asked she asked for more money – I thought maybe she had forgotten to ring something up that I got. It never occurred to me that she was charging me for THE BAG. One regular plastic bag. ARE YOU KIDDING ME KOREA? I talked to a Korean friend about this and he said it was to save the environment. BAHAHAHAHA what a scam! So I guess since there aren’t h a r d l y ANY trashcans around ANYWHERE that I see in public areas the thinking is that people with just take their trash with them instead of throwing in on the ground? ARE YOU KIDDING ME KOREA? Most areas that I have visited in Korea are LITTERED with garbage! HELLO! I wonder how long they have been thinking this naive reasoning will work? Obviously, it doesn’t. Save the environment… what a freaking joke. WAKE UP KOREA!
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2 Adams-awry November 26, 2009 at 1:30 pm

The guy does sound like a bit of a dick, but then… so do you.

Just because the cunts in America would bleed you dry for this ‘accident’ doesn’t mean that it’s okay.

Moreover, this cocksucker asking for 10mils is clearly a money-grabbing glans. Who in their right mind would think an ‘accident’ like that warrants such retribution?

I hope that clown goes back to the gym, slips in the shower, smashes his skull open, and DIES.

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3 Robert Koehler November 26, 2009 at 1:30 pm

Damn. I was really hoping the story was true.

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4 Adams-awry November 26, 2009 at 1:33 pm

**Disclaimer**

Errr…. “the so do you” part of my comment was directed at Seoul Buffoon. I just copied my comment over from his site.

**Disclaimer**

Jeffrey Hodges loves meat.

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5 Railwaycharm November 26, 2009 at 1:55 pm

Marmot, enough people will believe it thus fulfilling its purpose. To make waygooks look like assholes.

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6 jefferyhodges November 26, 2009 at 1:58 pm

Don’t know no “Jeffrey” Hodges, but more power to him. He’s got an nearly great name!

Jeffery Hodges

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7 jefferyhodges November 26, 2009 at 2:00 pm

Oops . . . “an almost great” or “a nearly great,” take your pick.

Jeffery Hodges

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8 Adams-awry November 27, 2009 at 12:17 am

Horace, I’ve been trying so hard not to point it out, but I can resist no longer:

YOU GOT EGG ON YOUR FACE! You tride to poke phun at me four making a type ink error… and you made one of your own!!

It still goes without saying (though I’ll say it anyway…)

Jeffery Hodges loves meat.

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9 cmm November 27, 2009 at 1:14 am

Adams-awry – an asinine alliterative ass

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10 Adams-awry November 27, 2009 at 1:26 pm

An asinine ass? Good one… I guess the only way to respond is in kind:

You moronic moron.

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11 jefferyhodges November 27, 2009 at 1:47 pm

Adams-awry, I appreciate your moral struggle, and support you in your effort to struggle harder next time.

Meanwhile, I’ll try to go senile more slowly. Or perhaps I’m suffering from Mad Cow Disease, what with all that American beef I’ve been eating.

Jeffery Hodges

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12 cmm November 27, 2009 at 1:57 pm

An asinine ass? Good one… I guess the only way to respond is in kind:
You moronic moron.

Thanks, and yes, your response was quite fitting–your description of me was as moronic as my description of you was alliterative.

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13 cmm November 27, 2009 at 2:05 pm

Oh, and maybe I’m sorry about the “asinine ass” comment. I wrote that after a few several drinks, and at the time, I thought that it was you whom I despised. Now, though, I can’t remember if it was you or Arghaeri (sic). As I’m still not sure whom it is I hate, or perhaps it’s both?, I can’t say for sure if I’m sorry. Anyway, don’t take too much offense, we’re both just anonymous people on the internet. Have a nice weekend.

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14 cmm November 27, 2009 at 2:06 pm

Note to self – close browser before going drinking so that it’s not facing you when you get home.

triple-post. cha-ching.

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