Veils, Miss Indonesia and White Chicks

by Robert Koehler on October 13, 2009

in Completely Random Crap,East and Central Asia

Clerics in Aceh are apparently upset at 18-year-old Qori Sandioriva, the newly crowned Miss Indonesia:

Clerics in Indonesia’s conservative Muslim province of Aceh say they are outraged that an Acehnese woman has won the title of Miss Indonesia.

Qori Sandioriva, 18, won the Miss Indonesia title on Friday, beating 37 other contestants for the crown.

The clerics say that by failing to wear a veil during the competition she has betrayed her Acehnese roots and brought shame to the province.

Aceh has special autonomy in Indonesia and has implemented partial Sharia law.

As ROK Drop points out, “[m]ore controversy is expected when Ms. Sandiorova competes for Miss Universe. She’ll have to wear a bathing suit for that.”

Nice looking young lady, though. Which I guess you’d have to be, if you’ve been crowned Miss Wherever in a country of 237 million people.

On a slightly related note, Muslim readers who like white chicks will be happy to learn that a Saudi cleric has explained that all 72 virgins you guys get in Paradise are white.

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1 aaronm October 13, 2009 at 1:52 pm

Thought I would get in on this one first and invoke my own name before WJK does.

This is a microcosm of the battle for the soul of the country that is raging at the moment. On one hand you have the resurgent forces of Islam, kept under lock and key until the end of the Suharto era and on the other Indonesia’s pre-Islamic Vedic sensuality coupled with the very modern tendencies that are alive and well here.

The Ulema, off the leash and flush with Saudi cash have been steadily trying to push back the tide of the latter manifesting itself in such things as sweeps of nightspots during Ramadhan by the FPI and other Islamist/criminal gangs, newly autonomous areas mandating wearing of jilbabs and reading of the Koran for government workers, declaration of entire cities as ‘halal zones’ and the like.

Most of this sticks because you have a public still unable to figure how to use the mechanisms of governance and the state to push back such things. That or they are just too worried with the day-to-day struggle of getting enough to eat, the kids to school and paying for healthcare.

On the other hand, support for those who would push us further towards sharia law here does not translate at the ballot box. SBY won the recent election with the backing of key Islamist parties, but has now formed an alliance with the two other large nationalist/secular parties. The combined vote for the Islamic parties was around 25%.

Urbanites are very western in their tastes here, which I see as an outward rejection of what the Ulema are calling for. Popular entertainment tends more to western stylings, girls wearing jilbabs are often sporting tight jeans and all the trappings of western convenience are splashed around.

And there you have it. I tend to think that there is a race to the bottom amongst Muslim clerics here to say the most outrageous thing they can, because they know it will keep them in the papers. But then again, try as they might, the rest of the country goes on living the very lifestyle they rail against.

2 wjk, 검은 머리 외국인 October 13, 2009 at 2:01 pm

translation: Indonesia is the next Iran.

Let’s avoid that country.

Just this year, some placed was bombed.
Again.
Innocent westerners dying.
Again.

I heard of bullshit from Iranians and their touts of facebook, etc, guaranttees, etc. In the end, they are getting executed.

3 wjk, 검은 머리 외국인 October 13, 2009 at 2:01 pm

congradulations for not dying in a natural disaster, Aaron.

4 aaronm October 13, 2009 at 2:53 pm

Me, Indonesian resident, MA in SE Asian security studies, works in the security field, getting paid for his opinions by clients, both public and private.

WJK, resident in his mom’s basement, employed in an NY bodega, spends far too much time on the net pretending to know about things he knows nothing of, culturally conditioned by the kind of mothering that would make a Jewish kid squirm to believe that his every utterance is relevant.

How long have you spent here in country, do you speak the language, do you read the local press and what are your academic qualifications?

I lost friends and clients in that bombing, you fucking putz, shut your stupid fucking trap. Honestly, the inane rudeness of comment three sums up why you should be castrated for the good of humanity.

5 Nix October 13, 2009 at 2:54 pm

Quote from the Cleric:
“Allah said that the black-eyed virgins are beautiful white young women, with black pupils and very white retinas, whose skin is so delicate and bright that it causes confusion.
Allah said that they are like hidden pearls. They are all the same age, morally and physically beautiful. They are like precious gems and pearls in their splendor, their clarity, their purity, and their whiteness. Each one of them is so beautiful that you can see the bone-marrow through the delicate flesh on their legs.

Whereas the women of this world may suffer, for days and nights, from menstruation, from blood for 40 days after childbirth, from vaginal bleeding and from diseases — the women of Paradise are pure, unblemished, menstruation-free, free of feces, urine, phlegm, children…

Moreover, Allah cleaned them of all impure and foul things, both in appearance and character. In character, they are not jealous, hateful, or angry. They are not greedy.

They are restricted to tents, locked up for the husband. There is no such thing as going out. When he comes home – they are there. There is no such thing in Paradise as a man coming home and not finding his wife there. Allah described them as women who lower their gaze, and never look at anybody but their husband.”

That’s really fucking creepy. This guy is like a typical internet user.

6 aaronm October 13, 2009 at 3:15 pm

Yep, he has WJK’s genital fixation and then some!

7 wjk, 검은 머리 외국인 October 13, 2009 at 3:55 pm

Hi live far far far away from my parents, stupid.

Isn’t that a good reason why nobody should visit Indonesia?
Stupid.

Mine has a D in the degree.

8 wjk, 검은 머리 외국인 October 13, 2009 at 3:57 pm

I lost friends and clients in that bombing, you fucking putz, shut your stupid fucking trap.

I personally wouldn’t even invite my family to visit myself, if I were you. They might be killed by someone obeying a cleric. How dumb is that? They are stupid idiots.

9 aaronm October 13, 2009 at 4:14 pm

How many gun-related deaths are there in your city every year? Would you tell people not to go to New York or Oklahoma City because hundreds or thousands were killed in terrorist attacks there? YOU are a fucking idiot because logic fails you, constantly.

If I want advice on something medical (which I still doubt you are qualified to give) I will ask you for it. In the meantime, ask yourself why foreign investment and tourist numbers here continue to climb.

Honestly, what do you ever contribute to these discussions, other than your dour know-it-all demeanor that was obviously born of a thousand wedgies when you were a schoolboy. Other than being a Freudian psychologist’s dream, you are an out-and-out oxygen thief.
I’ll keep presenting informed reports from the ground where things I am qualified to comment upon are happening and you keep sniping and masturbating from whatever frozen suburban shithole it is that you dwell in.

Oh yeah, fetch me a six pack and a pack of Marlboros.

10 aaronm October 13, 2009 at 4:18 pm

I can’t quite make out who you were calling an idiot, those who I said I knew that died in the Twin Bombings in July, or the clerics. If its the former, wow. If its the latter, you are not wrong. Clear it up and then go learn how to fucking write above a third-grade level.

11 aaronm October 13, 2009 at 4:30 pm

Summary of argument thus far.

Me. Interesting story, Robert, here is some more background. Phenomenon A and B…….

WJK. Iranians try to tell you their country is ok on FACEBOOK. Indonesia is the next Iran!

Me. These are my quals, this is what I do, care to verify what makes you an expert on these things?

WJK. Na-na-na-na-na-na, people died in an earthquake there (implying I hope you are next)

Me. Given WJK’s immaturity, he’s a lot like that cleric referred to in the OP.

WJK. I don’t live wif mah mommy! I’m a big boy now and you should listen to me!

Me. Fuckin hell (frustration setting in). There is no logic in what you say!

WJK. Plubber phoont tweegt! Pnaaaarrrg glurk bliiiitt! Possibly insults victims of a terrorist attrocity.

Me. Jesus fuck, are you smoking crack? Have you ever contributed an item of relevance here? Based on this and other performances, no.

Mr Koehler (hopefully). He has a point that Aaronm. Maybe I should ask WJK to refute the original points in a logical manner and refrain from trolling and sounding off like a retarded pre-schooler.

12 wjk, 검은 머리 외국인 October 13, 2009 at 5:03 pm

son, grow some balls and say,

Allah, fuck. Damn Mohammed, what is going on, etc?

To my memory, right after we discussed the safety of your wife’s country, your wife’s country’s own citizens went on a bomb/kill spree of foreigners.

Indonesia is attractive because of oil, rubber, and raw materials. That, I learned in the 1980s.

13 wjk, 검은 머리 외국인 October 13, 2009 at 5:03 pm

buy your own beer. Preferably at some village ruled by a cleric.

14 Robert Koehler October 13, 2009 at 5:19 pm

WJK, if you continue refusing to take your meds, I’m going to ban you for your own sake.

15 jefferyhodges October 13, 2009 at 5:55 pm

Personally, I find aaronm’s remarks about Indonesia reassuring . . . and I hope to hell that he’s right.

Jeffery Hodges

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16 rmeurant October 13, 2009 at 6:23 pm

“WJK. Plubber phoont tweegt! Pnaaaarrrg glurk bliiiitt! ”

Isn’t that Plubber phookt tweegt!”? And aren’t there 5 i’s in “bliiiiitt”?

17 aaronm October 13, 2009 at 6:31 pm

Jeffrey,

As someone who consults on security and business continuity to business here, and especially large foreign ones seeking to invest, the climate could not be more welcoming. Pundits are saying that very soon Indonesia will be the next I in an expanded BRICs and Yudhoyono’s presence in the G20 backs this up.

Security wonks here are saying that there will be future attacks. However, law enforcement here (mostly trained by Australians post-Bali) are going gangbusters – 23 militants killed or arrested in the wake of the July bombs supports this.

Socially, the incident woke up a lot of people here to what they had turned a blind eye to, militant Islam. I know of two very recent incidents where Wahabis have been run out of town, in Surabaya and Tangerang. Both have reputations for being centers of terrorist activity. University kids in Solo recently clashed with radical groups over the burial of terrorist suspects in their town. Abu Bakar Bashir has been told to shut up or else. People in the business are saying there is a genuine backlash going on.

What this early rosy outlook all depends on, though, is continued economic growth, which needs institutions capable of supporting it. Recent moves by the outgoing assembly to water down anti-corruption powers of the anti-corruption board are one worrying sign. The incorporation of hardened economic nationalists (read Suharto-era crony capitalists) into the governing coalition is another. Then you have uncertainty over mining title because of the handing-over of licensing rights to local administrations and convoluted rulings over ownership.

If these problems can be overcome, then I see Indonesia reaching the potential denied it by the false dawn of the Suharto era. If there is no increase in jobs and thus prosperity (only 30% of graduates here find employment), then radicalism will grow with resentment and lack of social mobility. However, I think the outcome is now firmly in the government’s hands and not in the clerics’.

18 Adams-awry October 13, 2009 at 6:56 pm

72 virgins? I’d rather 72 sluts.

[Disclaimer: Not mine. However, although I only heard that a day ago, I can't remember the source.]

19 jefferyhodges October 13, 2009 at 7:39 pm

Actually, aaronm, it’s “Jeffery” . . . but many thanks for the detailed response. I agree that things will likely go more smoothly if the economy improves and young men are employed (and their hands therefore not idle for the proverbial devil’s ‘work’), but I fear (from my reading on Islamic radicalism elsewhere) that the Islamists won’t go quietly, and even if only a minority of 5% in the ummah are radicalized Muslims, that still might be around 75 million worldwide (if Muslims number 1.5 billion), not a small number.

I guess that we’ll find out.

Jeffery Hodges

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20 NewYorkTom October 13, 2009 at 11:44 pm

I’ll be my left nut that WJK wears his scrubs wherever he goes. Even tho he’s NOT a doctor. At best, he got his degree in the Caribbean somewhere. Pathetic.

Koehler, please dont ban WJK. He’s one of few things in my life right now where I get to point my finger and laugh my ass off. Nothing other than maybe 30Rock and The Office makes me laugh harder. I beg you, no matter how crazy this mofo gets, please dont kick him out.

21 slim October 14, 2009 at 1:18 am

WJK is this community’s Village Idiot. He must stay.

22 NetizenKim October 14, 2009 at 3:05 am

Paradise is probably the only place where one can find a white chick who’s still a virgin.

23 Acropolis7 October 14, 2009 at 8:41 am

White women with black eyes? They are called Jews….

24 Acropolis7 October 14, 2009 at 8:43 am

Well he at least seems to be describibg women of semetic heritage in that one point. A far right zealot with a passion for those who he preaches hate about.

25 wjk, 검은 머리 외국인 October 14, 2009 at 12:59 pm

I am a graduate of a US undergraduate school, a US medical school.
I think you probably don’t have any real doctors in your inner circle, and it shows.

You are welcome to ‘be’ your left nut.

26 NathanB October 14, 2009 at 1:14 pm

I want everyone to know that I do not approve of baiting WJK. I believe that WJK is the process of showing more respect for the other commenters here, and I’d like to suggest that we all do the same–for him and for each other. In particular, I find nothing in WJK’s comments 3 & 4 that should provoke the self-serving over-reaction in #4ff. Ironically, these reactions to WJK’s original comment serve to lower the reader’s estimation of aaronm, who had just previously posted a fine, fascinating comment.

27 dogbertt October 14, 2009 at 1:35 pm

I want everyone to know that I do not approve of baiting WJK. I believe that WJK is the process of showing more respect for the other commenters here, and I’d like to suggest that we all do the same–for him and for each other.

Are you for real?

28 NathanB October 14, 2009 at 2:05 pm

Yes–that’s my belief, based on the threads I’ve been watching. I had actually communicated with WJK somewhat recently a concern I had had about a needlessly aggressive comment he had written, and I had also communicated my concern with several commenters (whom I didn’t name), on another thread. He subsequently posted better comments on that thread. As for baiting, it seems that’s what’s happened here in this thread during the first few comments.

What I’m saying is, I think it would not be beneficial if bad feelings from history, however recent, and from other threads were to continue indefinitely into the future here. People change, and WJK is a real person, as are the other commenters here. Most of us are adults, so let’s act the part and give each other the benefit of the doubt. Those that cannot do so can skip reading the commenters they don’t care for, or think carefully about the relative merits of being drawn into flame wars.

29 SomeguyinKorea October 14, 2009 at 2:07 pm

“Allah, fuck. ”

You know, Allah is just another way of saying God.
Better go to confession if you don’t want to burn in hell.

:)

30 NathanB October 14, 2009 at 2:23 pm

Hmm: apologies for the grammatical infelicity involving that in the final sentence of my #28.

31 Brendon Carr October 14, 2009 at 2:39 pm

I want everyone to know that I do not approve of baiting WJK.

As long as we’re staking out positions and informing everyone, I want everyone to know that I don’t care what you think. About anything.

Got that, everyone?

32 yuna October 14, 2009 at 4:29 pm

I don’t care what you think. About anything.

shame. i was about to say i believe you are black where you say you are black.

33 NathanB October 14, 2009 at 10:18 pm

It’s good to feel the love, Brendon.

Seriously, I do care what you think–but that won’t affect my occasional postings on the issue of civility.

34 NathanB October 14, 2009 at 10:22 pm

Regarding my previous comment, I should probably clarify that it is precisely because I care what you– and others–think that I think a modicum of civility in these threads is important. I don’t think it’s asking much, and no matter how unpopular that position may be, I will continue to hold it.

35 NewYorkTom October 15, 2009 at 3:06 am

If Korea is so awesome, why the hell didnt you go to school in Korea WJK?

36 NathanB October 15, 2009 at 8:49 am

Taunts and insults that masquerade as legitimate questions don’t deserve real answers.

37 JW October 15, 2009 at 9:04 am

If Korea is so awesome, why the hell didnt you go to school in Korea WJK?

Becuz higher education in America is more awesome? I thought we all agreed on this point long time ago…:-)

38 JW October 15, 2009 at 9:12 am

Hey , how come the smiley don’t work? ;) :) :-)

39 JW October 15, 2009 at 9:12 am

Hmnnn…:-)

40 yuna October 15, 2009 at 9:15 am

:)

41 yuna October 15, 2009 at 9:15 am

it’s the nose. smileys don’t have noses.

42 JW October 15, 2009 at 9:18 am

No way, I had the nose in there in comment 38. This software has a BUG!!!

43 dogbertt October 15, 2009 at 12:54 pm

Taunts and insults that masquerade as legitimate questions don’t deserve real answers.

So why would you have us be so lenient with “wjk”? Those are his stock in trade, in case you haven’t noticed.

44 dogbertt October 15, 2009 at 12:56 pm

What I’m saying is, I think it would not be beneficial if bad feelings from history, however recent, and from other threads were to continue indefinitely into the future here. People change, and WJK is a real person, as are the other commenters here. Most of us are adults, so let’s act the part and give each other the benefit of the doubt. Those that cannot do so can skip reading the commenters they don’t care for, or think carefully about the relative merits of being drawn into flame wars.

Or into a Continental war.

Have you heard of Neville Chamberlain?

45 cmm October 15, 2009 at 1:27 pm

awww… wittle wjk has made a friend to protect him on the playground. how sweet.

46 NathanB October 15, 2009 at 2:34 pm

Of course, good Dogbert. I’m most curious, though: have you heard of Winston Churchill?

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