Police Arrest Lesbians After Violent Quarrel

by Robert Koehler on August 21, 2009

The Munhwa Ilbo reports that police in Suwon arrested on Wednesday a 25-year-old woman and her 23-year-old girlfriend after a violent lovers’ spat that left both bloody and battered.

Apparently, one of the two was stepping out on the other with another woman.

Anyway, police said even after they were brought in to the station, they wouldn’t calm their asses down, with each demanding the other be punished.

{ 53 comments… read them below or add one }

1 sanshinseon August 21, 2009 at 1:22 pm

in Korea, lesbians feel the need to act like adjeoshis…?

2 hitest August 21, 2009 at 2:04 pm

Why is their sexual orientation news worthy? Should we preface all stories with the personson’s sexual preference?

3 theotherkorean August 21, 2009 at 2:19 pm

Why is their sexual orientation news worthy? Should we preface all stories with the personson’s sexual preference?

Because, THIS IS KOREA.

4 Arghaeri August 21, 2009 at 2:28 pm

and a cat fight is much more fun….

5 Robert Koehler August 21, 2009 at 2:40 pm

Besides, who doesn’t like stories about lesbians? Where’s your inner Howard Stern?

6 mateomiguel August 21, 2009 at 2:53 pm

that’s hot. real hot. Why aren’t there pictures?

7 cmm August 21, 2009 at 2:57 pm

“with each demanding the other be punished”

Apparently their demands of each other for the “Korean Apology” had already failed?

8 yuna August 21, 2009 at 3:02 pm

There aren’t any pictures because the real life lesbians more often than not don’t look like the ones men like to dream about.

9 Koreansentry August 21, 2009 at 3:05 pm

In Korea, gay/lesbians/transgenders/bi-sexuals aren’t normal people. This might be seen as backward, but I think we should not encourage them.

10 Arghaeri August 21, 2009 at 3:44 pm

on a purely selfish basis, gay men should be encouraged, lesbians should be encouraged…

11 Arghaeri August 21, 2009 at 3:45 pm

uhhhh, lesbians should be discouraged

12 slouching_tiger August 21, 2009 at 4:32 pm

|There aren’t any pictures because the real life lesbians more often than |not don’t look like the ones men like to dream about.

I don’t know about that. I’ve been pics of Maria Ozawa in lezzy scenes. That’s what I’m dreaming about.

13 Arghaeri August 21, 2009 at 4:36 pm

“There aren’t any pictures because the real life lesbians more often than not don’t look like the ones men like to dream about.”

I shall bow to your much more intimate knowledge of the lesbian scene.

14 Robert Koehler August 21, 2009 at 5:03 pm

I don’t know about that. I’ve been pics of Maria Ozawa in lezzy scenes. That’s what I’m dreaming about.

See, that’s the spirit.

15 Bipolar Mindscrew August 21, 2009 at 6:21 pm

Arg: You know the difference between lesbos and fags? Girls are more likely to switch hit than boys. I’ve been there and boy, when they switch sides, it’s a wild ride.

Besides, fag hags rarely get any perks while Dyke BFFs get good (albeit vegan) cooking, a decent game of chess, and real advice about how to deal with women. Oh yeah, and lesbian porn is a million times more sexy than gay porn… and your girlfriend is more likely to watch it because the dialogue is more than “nice cock, wanna fuck?”

16 Arghaeri August 21, 2009 at 7:12 pm

OK, good point, amend to “strongly encourage gay men, and switch-hitting inclined lesbians”

17 8675309 August 21, 2009 at 9:21 pm

I don’t think Anne Heche qualifies as a “switch hitter”, as she seems to have genuinely forsworn her prior lifestyle, if Anne’s mother is to be believed. Perhaps what these chicks out in Suwon needed is a Christian mum like Anne Heche’s.

Apparently, Anne’s mom believed that it was only her years of praying for her what eventually delivered Anne from lesbianism.

(I guess the proof is in the pudding, as Anne, after a three-year lesbian relationship, broke up with Ellen Degeneres in 2000, got married to her boyfriend in 2001, gave birth to two boys — although she divorced earlier this year.)

18 BigMike August 21, 2009 at 11:07 pm

Homosexuality does not exist in Korea. Blatant media created story!!

19 koreanrumdiary August 21, 2009 at 11:19 pm

I don’t think it’s fair to even bother mentioning their sexuality. Nobody would bat an eyelid if they were straight. I’ve seen hundreds (exaggeration) of fights between (presumably) straight people in Korea.

20 koreanrumdiary August 21, 2009 at 11:20 pm

Too many Christian hatemongers here. Quit gay-bashing.

21 8675309 August 21, 2009 at 11:45 pm

“Too many Christian hatemongers here.”

I agree — it’s not cool to be anti-christian or to discriminate against Christians. Live and let live I say, regardless of what their religion (or lifestyle) may be.

22 DLBarch August 22, 2009 at 1:52 am

ST @ 12,

At the risk of giving Robert an aneurysm and being banned from MH, I’ll see your Maria Ozawa and raise you a Rachel Maddow. (Sorry, no pix though.)

DLB

23 WangKon936 August 22, 2009 at 2:03 am

Maria Ozawa in Indonesia dressed in chaste muslim attire. What a good girl!

http://entertainment.kompas.com/read/xml/2009/07/27/e133515/heboh.bintang.porno.miyabi.berjilbab

24 t_song August 22, 2009 at 3:25 am

This only means that a section of Koreans will believe all lesbians are violent and dangerous.

25 theotherkorean August 22, 2009 at 5:33 am

WangKon, your attempts at humor fall way way short. :)

26 theotherkorean August 22, 2009 at 5:38 am

I’ve been pics of Maria Ozawa in lezzy scenes. That’s what I’m dreaming about.

Why dream, when you can actually do her?

27 t_song August 22, 2009 at 5:39 am

I’m angry at WangKon b/c I have no idea whether it’s safe for me at work to click on that or not. Grr.

28 WangKon936 August 22, 2009 at 6:11 am

t_song,

Go ahead and click it. Now ask yourself, do you really like your job that much?

29 wjk, 검은 머리 외국인 August 22, 2009 at 6:25 am

what language is that?
She’s ugly.

I fear the day that Korean language will become something like that, due to pressure from dumb foreigners. That language sucks, whatever it is.

30 ElCanguro August 22, 2009 at 6:48 am

#29 – it’s Bahasa Indonesian.

The rest of you diatribe doesn’t deserve a response.

31 WangKon936 August 22, 2009 at 6:51 am

She’s ugly.

Maria Ozawa ugly? Rob, I think this is sufficient grounds for banning, don’t you agree?.. ;)

32 Robert Koehler August 22, 2009 at 7:10 am

Of course, there’s always Sunny Leone (NSFW!):

http://www.sexovideos.info/videos/4586/sunny-leone-lesbian-scene–.html

33 yuna August 22, 2009 at 7:29 am

Is it a requirement/custom for porn stars’ “early life” section in wikipedia to have details of when they had their first kiss and first sex? i.e. with a gangly newspaper boy behind the bike shed at the age of 13 next to the Catholic school she was at etc? Is it because it’s a formative contribution towards their collection of works or something?

34 Sonagi August 22, 2009 at 8:01 am

I don’t know, Yuna, because I’ve never read a porn star’s Wikipedia entry. How many did you read before making that generalization?

35 yuna August 22, 2009 at 8:08 am

two of course ^__^ – Maria wasshername and Sunny Leone..It’s just I’d never read about Isaac Newton’s virginity, or Margaret Thatcher’s first kiss in the wiki.

36 wjk, 검은 머리 외국인 August 22, 2009 at 8:40 am

(Beautiful Eurasian News Anchor Maria Ozawa Desiring Nakadashi Rape) featured Maria Ozawa. Dasdas videos contain scenes of rape, creampie, urolagnia, enema and physical torture, themes not featured in the light hardcore style of her S1 videos. Her first “interracial” title Multiple Black Rape (黒人輪姦) was released from Dasdas in May 2008.

what the fuck indeed.
One thing that always held me back about treating the Japanese with open arms was, this stuff.

where’s that natto dude? What, Japanese porn is not rape?
What is nakadashi? Eww.

37 classyfreddyblassie August 22, 2009 at 10:10 am

nora lives in suwon?

38 Sperwer August 22, 2009 at 10:46 am

It’s just I’d never read about Isaac Newton’s virginity,…

You must never have read Nietzsche, then. :)

39 Sperwer August 22, 2009 at 10:50 am

What is nakadashi? Eww.

=creampie=intra-vaginal ejaculation. If you think it’s “eww”, I guess you’re not planning on contributing to the gene pool. Maybe that’s a good thing.

40 yuna August 22, 2009 at 11:12 am

in the *wiki* I said. ^^ Though I vaguely recall reading that he was not a happy boy. having to live with his grandma, with an unhappy childhood, or that he was quite scrappy, fighting against those bigger than him who destroyed his dam or something (Maybe I have got him mixed up with some other old geezer) I can *imagine him being a nasty pedantic repressed intellectual self-righteous pompous virgin in his ivory towers, but hey, he did come up with gravity & corpuscular theory of light.

*disclaimer: I hope I am not accused of prejudice and generalization against famous people in history, white or black or blue or those who lived in the ivory towers.

41 Arghaeri August 22, 2009 at 12:27 pm

“Too many Christian hatemongers here. Quit gay-bashing.”

One gay basher @ #9, one relatively mild mention of christianity @ 17.

You really are adept at spotting and rooting out the evil all around you!!

42 Arghaeri August 22, 2009 at 12:30 pm

and as for 21# that was either a magnificent complete 180 degree comprehension bypass, or very funny!

43 abcdefg August 22, 2009 at 12:48 pm

8675309:

You don’t seem to understand the concept of “bisexuality.” Anne Heche is probably bisexual. That she’s gotten married and is presumably attracted to the male to whom she’s married would indicate only that she goes both ways.

I suspect that the people who don’t understand this are bisexuals themselves.

Anyway, homosexuality is an invariable part of someone’s makeup the way race is. It’s genetic, unlike religion. So I say, let’s bash Christianity because it’s bullshit and let’s not compare the ridicule of ancient, revealed religions to the irrational hatred people express against individuals who are different simply by sexual orientation.

The More You Know… ;-)

BTW, I don’t find Maria Ozawa attractive. She’s pretty but not my type, I suppose. She’s too pretty for porn in a way.

44 Arghaeri August 22, 2009 at 12:54 pm

#39 I dunno Yuna, I mean he is white and you have slagged him off something rotten, this could just be part of a disturbing trend of hateful behaviour towards whites…. ;-)

45 Arghaeri August 22, 2009 at 12:57 pm

“Margaret Thatcher’s first kiss”

Well it was along time before a real man up to the job came along, and poor Ronald never did recover… ;-)

46 Bipolar Mindscrew August 22, 2009 at 1:53 pm

wjk – A Korean making note of Japanese Rape Porn is like the pot calling the kettle black. That’s 50% of Korean Porn. And the majority of both involve school uniforms. Middle school in many cases.

But let’s be honest. Fantasy and reality are separate and as long as you’re just suspending disbelief and role-playing…

The other 50% of K-porn seems evenly split between MILFs and noraebang girls. Not much variety. On the other hand J-porn even has squid and eel. Now that’s ewwww.

47 Darth Babaganoosh August 22, 2009 at 7:17 pm

Anyway, homosexuality is an invariable part of someone’s makeup the way race is. It’s genetic, unlike religion. So I say, let’s bash Christianity because it’s bullshit and let’s not compare the ridicule of ancient, revealed religions to the irrational hatred people express against individuals who are different simply by sexual orientation.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCzbNkyXO50

48 SomeguyinKorea August 22, 2009 at 7:41 pm

Bipolar Mindscrew

wjk clearly leads a sheltered life. He probably believes that the thousand of motels in Korea were built for the world cup, that all Koreans remain virgins before marriage, and that Koreans never watch or make porn…Little does he know that…

http://internet-filter-review.toptenreviews.com/internet-pornography-statistics.html#anchor1

49 SomeguyinKorea August 22, 2009 at 7:43 pm

“Maria Ozawa ugly? Rob, I think this is sufficient grounds for banning, don’t you agree?.. ;)

No, just further proof that wjk is a space alien.

50 theotherkorean August 23, 2009 at 11:16 pm

The other 50% of K-porn seems evenly split between MILFs and noraebang girls. Not much variety.

Actually, not much MILFs in K-porn. Ajummas aren’t exactly turn ons.

Most K-porn(the hardcore ones) are stuff shot by amateurs(not much of an industry here) and involves college girls, office workers, younger sister-in-laws, massage girls, and of course the noraebang/room salon girls. So I wouldn’t exactly say that there isn’t much variety.

51 mateomiguel August 24, 2009 at 10:54 am

http://internet-filter-review.toptenreviews.com/internet-pornography-statistics.html#anchor1

wait wait wait, south korea is the #2 nation in the world that PAYS for porn? That is the most definitive proof of … something… I’ve ever seen. I’m not sure what that is proof of, but who pays for porn?

52 KrZ August 24, 2009 at 11:42 am

I can’t find the full length version of this video anywhere ( http://www.efukt.com/2314_The_Bilingual_Whore.html ) makes me want to go to the damn site and pay for porn. Oh the shame.

53 Railwaycharm August 24, 2009 at 4:04 pm

I heard that the police released them lickity split.

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