Recently released from prison for election law violations, fan favorite Huh Kyung-young — he of the supernatural powers and IQ of 430 — claimed to YTN-Star that the spirit of Michael Jackson visited him three days before his death.
Jackson’s entire body was covered in nail marks like Jesus, he explained.
Huh says he plans to start a talk show.
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This news is pure, distilled awesome. Thank you, Mr. Marmot. Thank you.
huh and huer-identical numbnuts separated at birth.
Well, the spirit of Michael Jackson came to me *four* days before he died and asked if I could help him. I told him I was busy and gave him Huh’s number.
“Jackson’s entire body was covered in nail marks…”
I heard it was claw marks.
Jeffery Hodges
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did he expose himself and his black and white mottled, uncircumsized penis?
that’s what white boy described.
I believe that Jackson has indeed shown his penis to the little white boy with terminal illness. For what reason, I do not know.
The only discrepancy the LAPD found on examining a tearful Jackson was, that
Jackson was NOT circumcised.
The boy claimed Jackson was circumcised.
But, we all know, gentleman, how a little boy could mistakenly think Jackson is circumcised, as his foreskin peels back on anticipation of hot, hot thoughts about the little white boy.
Why not black boys?
Michael Jackson was a racist. More so than Dave Chapelle’s Ku Klux character who was blind.
One can only imagine if the spiritual encounter was sexual.
WJK,
Your fixation with penises, both your own and others, leads me to believe you might spend a lot of time in the NY meatpacking district, purely for educational reasons of course.
The posting above…I thought you were out on a limb before, so I guess this shouldn’t be unexpected. C’mon, you don’t really think that….
And be careful, please. I am White Boy, and I was never exposed to anything but Micheal Jackson’s music.
You can’t get him to talk about pussy though.
Korean obsession with phalli = hilarious
I was at a stationery store the other day when a group of children came storming through the doors to check out the latest in pencil cases and Yu-Gi-Oh! cards and when one boy said “Adjosshi, I wanna buy this!” the owner responded “You got money? Just give me your gochu!” The little boy laughed it off… as did the owner’s daughter.
Korean culture must’ve developed in the gutter. It’s a wonder they bother with censors on television. Sacha Baron Cohen would do well to develop a Korean character who is obsessed with young boys, middle-school girls, and drinking until passing-out…
I called the U.S. Embassy in Manila a couple of days ago to make an inquiry. You’ll never guess whose music they were playing (solid) while I was on hold…..
Michael Jackson appeared to Mr.Huh(Uh?) in a dream and said
“Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
She’s Just A Girl Who Claims That I Am The One
But The Kid Is Not My Son
“
He also added
” I am your father..uh..I cannot back that up”.
Dr.Evil gave me the idea.
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