Open Thread #108

by Robert Koehler on July 11, 2009

Well, at least it’s nice this morning.

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1 Seth Gecko July 11, 2009 at 8:46 am

First goddammit!

2 Seth Gecko July 11, 2009 at 8:53 am

Now that that silliness is out of the way…
I was reading an article in the Korea Herald yesterday, titled “Cyber attacks may originate from the
U.S.” http://www.koreaherald.co.kr/NEWKHSITE/data/html_dir/2009/07/10/200907100032.asp
I loved this line:
Hong cited analyses conducted on the virus, saying the masterminds appeared to be “tech-savvy.”
Um, ya think?

3 SomeguyinKorea July 11, 2009 at 9:08 am

Actually, DDoS attacks are so 2004.

4 gbnhj July 11, 2009 at 9:37 am

This clip, made for the NHS’ ‘Know Your Limits’ campaign, is clever.

5 gbevers July 11, 2009 at 10:26 am

Drake Levin of “Paul Revere & the Raiders has died at 62. See HERE.

I liked the music of Paul Revere and the Raider’s, but I was a little too young to really appreciate it at the time. My friend’s older brother really liked them and had many of their records. I remember the brother used to play their music on Saturday mornings while washing his car, an old Chevy from the early 50s or maybe even earlier, that he called “The Bomb.” He was getting his car ready for Saturday night cruising. When I hear their music, especially “Kicks,” I am always reminded of those sunny, Saturday mornings and “The Bomb.”

6 NetizenKim July 11, 2009 at 11:21 am

Hello all,

I think we’ve gotten off on a wrong foot.

I’d like to introduce myself. I am a Korean-American male who lives in Fort Lee, NJ. I work for a financial market data and news firm that competes with Bloomberg. I have a father who likes to grow kae-nip and sang-chu in the backyard. I have a mother who loves to nag when am I gonna get married, settle down, and start producing grandkids. I have a younger sister who recently graduated from law school into the worst economic climate the US has ever seen since 1936 and is now wondering: OK, now what? I have another sister who married a guy that my parents didn’t like.

In my spare time, I enjoy engaging in high-minded cultural debates and exchanges with US expatriates who live in Korea. To me, this resembles a Taijitu, a Korean minority in America interacting with American minorities in Korea, and gives further meaning to my hobby. At times, I have been called everything from Hitler to “a cranky old Jewish guy”.

7 KrZ July 11, 2009 at 12:13 pm

Hello all,

I think we’ve gotten off on a wrong foot.

I’d like to introduce myself. I am a troll.

8 dry July 11, 2009 at 1:12 pm

#6: You forgot to mention that you get ‘girls’ on internet porn sites to mail you used panties. Also, I would say rather than resembling this ‘Taijitu’, the hobby would make you closer to a drunk ajosshi. Oh yes, much high-minded cultural debates they wished to discuss in their stupor…

9 NetizenKim July 11, 2009 at 2:16 pm

#7
Hardly. With my level of verbosity, a troll would have been banned a long time ago.

I generate a fair amount of comment traffic, participatory excitement, weeping/gnashing of teeth, and do my fair part in helping the Marmot’s Hole to be a contender for Blog with the Craziest Comment Board award.

10 Robert Koehler July 11, 2009 at 2:53 pm

NetizenKim’s OK in my book.

11 shakuhachi July 11, 2009 at 3:38 pm

http://english.aljazeera.net/news/americas/2009/07/200971023542914638.html

“In an interview with Al Jazeera’s Avi Lewis for the Fault Lines programme, Republican Newt Gingrich said targeting Iran’s refinery would spark an economic crisis that would destabilise the government in Tehran.

He said the US should “use covert operations … to create a gasoline-led crisis to try and replace the regime”.

“I think we have a vested interest, the world has a vested interest, in a responsible Iranian government, just as we have a vested interest in a responsible North Korean government,” he said.”

Someone please explain to me 1. why this is not terrorism, and 2. why comments like these would not make any nation want to develop nuclear weapons as a means of self-defense.

U.S. policy in the middle east is warped. Were I the premier of a middle eastern state that was not a U.S. puppet government, acquiring a nuclear deterrence would be a top priority. Why don’t the supposedly smart people getting fat checks in think tanks realize this?

12 shakuhachi July 11, 2009 at 3:39 pm

checks = cheques :(

13 jefferyhodges July 11, 2009 at 4:40 pm

Robert Koehler wrote: “NetizenKim’s OK in my book.”

Yeah, but he never rejected your humor as past its shelf date! Despite that you are a Paleoconservative whose jokes must surely be Paleolithic!

By the way, what ‘book’ is that?

Jeffery Hodges

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14 Mizar5 July 11, 2009 at 4:44 pm

shakuhachi:”Someone please explain to me 1. why this is not terrorism, and 2. why comments like these would not make any nation want to develop nuclear weapons as a means of self-defense.

Because Newt Gingrich does not define US policy in the middle east.

“U.S. policy in the middle east is warped. ”

No, Newt Gingrich is. As is your understanding of U.S. policy in the middle east.

15 Mizar5 July 11, 2009 at 5:04 pm

“NetizenKim’s OK in my book.”

Except when he goes over the line of overtly racist comments that insult peoples’ spouses and families. I think he gets carried away and doesn’t realize what he is saying at times.

To a certain point his theorizing can be tolerated, for example, when he faults Hollywood for not portraying Asians in a more positive light. But when he impugns peoples’ relationships and families based solely on their race, he steps over the line and should understand that this is unacceptable. He must hold himself accountable to the same standards of hjman decency that he upholds.

If you do so, a little banter will be harmless fun.

16 Mizar5 July 11, 2009 at 5:11 pm

When you have a sock puppet for a big brother, well, I dunno, now that Jeffery Hodges is on the beat, why complete the phrase myself?

17 SomeguyinKorea July 11, 2009 at 5:23 pm

“Except when he goes over the line of overtly racist comments that insult peoples’ spouses and families. I think he gets carried away and doesn’t realize what he is saying at times.”

Yes, he has a gift for ruining what could have been an excellent arguments by the time he’s halfway through a text. Brevity, Netizenkim, brevity.

18 SomeguyinKorea July 11, 2009 at 5:30 pm

…Didn’t mean to sound patronizing.

19 shakuhachi July 11, 2009 at 5:47 pm

Mizar5,

Neither does President Ahmajinedad of Iran control the foreign policy of Iran. Imagine a prominent Iranian politician calling for sabotage of U.S. utilities. How would the U.S. respond?

Perhaps you can explain U.S. policy in the mid east to me, Mizar5.

20 wjk, 검은 머리 외국인 July 11, 2009 at 9:31 pm

KrZ,

you’re not a troll

in MY book.

21 SomeguyinKorea July 11, 2009 at 9:54 pm

wjk,

Your book only has pictures.

22 SomeguyinKorea July 11, 2009 at 9:56 pm

…I meant it this time.

23 jefferyhodges July 11, 2009 at 10:22 pm

KrZ is the troll in Neil Gaiman’s “Troll Bridge.”

Jeffery Hodges

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24 Nix July 12, 2009 at 3:57 am

http://www.palibandaily.com/2009/07/09/ireland-makes-blasphemy-illegal/

There are some many things wrong with this I can’t even figure out where to start.

25 Andy Jackson July 12, 2009 at 8:07 am

On a different front, I find it amusing that I have seen ABC and CNN trying to cover Obama for something that is just natural for men; checking out a shapely young woman’s butt: http://blog.newsweek.com/blogs/thegaggle/archive/2009/07/10/was-obama-checking-out-this-girl-s-butt.aspx (It is equally silly for some bloggers out there to make a big deal of it.)

Sarkozy scores a few cool points for being less furtive about it. The “head sweep” Obama does is pretty familiar to married guys are how shopping with their lovely wives.

26 Mizar5 July 12, 2009 at 8:40 am

shakuhachi:”either does President Ahmajinedad of Iran control the foreign policy of Iran. Imagine a prominent Iranian politician calling for sabotage of U.S. utilities. How would the U.S. respond? ”

Elementary, my dear Watson. It would simply sponsor a UN resolution denouncing the statement.

“Perhaps you can explain U.S. policy in the mid east to me, Mizar5.”

Gladly. It’s precisely the opposite of whatever Newt Gingrich says it should be.

27 Sonagi July 12, 2009 at 8:47 am

@Nix:

After reading that, I thank Russell’s teapot that my ancestors left Ireland more than 150 years ago.

28 Mizar5 July 12, 2009 at 8:52 am

Nix, next thing you know, England might make buggery illegal. And Greece might make butt fucking illegal.

I’m curious…if blasphemy is illegal now in Ireland, wouldn’t that mean that James Jocye’s works would be banned?

Legislating morality is simple, really. Anything other than what a stuffed shirt would do should be deemed illegal.

29 Mizar5 July 12, 2009 at 8:54 am

(that is when the stuffed shirt is not off buggering Greek boys up the ass – otherwise, the Republican party would have to be banned)

30 CactusMcHarris July 12, 2009 at 9:48 am

#29,

You forgot the ‘doing lines of meth with male tricks’ part that usually accompanies that.

31 colontos July 12, 2009 at 11:08 am

“lines of meth” LOL

Stick to what you know.

32 dda July 12, 2009 at 11:58 am
33 dda July 12, 2009 at 12:01 pm

Sarkozy scores a few cool points for being less furtive about it.

Say what you want about Sarko, but furtive he is not!

34 R. Elgin July 12, 2009 at 1:51 pm

More reason to put members of the last American administration in the docket: The C.I.A. was said to have withheld information about a secret counterterrorism program from Congress for eight years on orders from the former vice president.
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/12/us/politics/12intel.html

The comments are predictable:

By what possible authority did Cheney do anything? Where, in the constitution, or the laws under which we operate, is the vice president in charge of foreign or domestic policies or programs? Did he just step in to fill an obvious power void, or was this his crude attempt at a coup?
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No one ever seems to mention, that as Vice President, Cheney didn’t have the authority to order the CIA to do anything. His Constitutional authority is precisely defined. As long as the President is alive and able to carry out his duties, the VP is an ADVISOR ONLY within the Executive branch. He could NOT be responsible for ordering anybody to do anything.
- – -
It’s not ‘harsh interrogation techniques’- it’s torture.
It’s not a ‘detainee’ held seven+ years without charge or trial, it’s a ‘prisoner.’
It’s not a ‘secret counterterror program,’ – it’s an ‘executive assassination ring’ (Seymour Hersh)
Stop using the English language to ‘cover’ for Bush-era war criminals and terrorists.
Cheers,
Lori R. Price
Managing Editor
Citizens For Legitimate Government
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The CIA for some unexplained reason had obeyed the orders of Vice President Cheney who had no authority to issue those order. The raises serious concerns about a shadow government and our Constitution.
- – -
read the rest http://community.nytimes.com/comments/www.nytimes.com/2009/07/12/us/politics/12intel.html?sort=recommended“>here.

35 R. Elgin July 12, 2009 at 2:11 pm

Another strange thing from the NYT, on restaurants in Aix-en-Provence:

HAUTE DOGS AND BURGERS
Not every restaurant serves lines of cocaine. Then again, not every restaurant is headed by Pierre Reboul, whose namesake establishment (11, petite rue St.-Jean; 33-4-4220-5826; http://www.restaurant-pierre-reboul.com) opened to great acclaim in 2007, thanks in part to arch culinary concoctions like “cocaine” made from finely chopped corn. (You even get a straw.) Indeed, nothing is what it seems in Mr. Reboul’s Michelin-starred world, which shows a fascination with low culture and junk food. Hamburgers are made from quail, and hot dogs from warm-whipped sweet corn molded into tubes. And that “fried egg” dessert? The white is a flat biscuit; the yolk a ball of mango coulis. Bring an appetite — and a sense of humor. Tasting menus start at 39 euros.

36 Brendon Carr (Korea Law Blog) July 12, 2009 at 3:05 pm

More reason to put members of the last American administration in the docket: The C.I.A. was said to have withheld information about a secret counterterrorism program from Congress for eight years on orders from the former vice president.

You won. Get over it.

If I were in the Obama clique running roughshod over every principle of law that exists, I would be chary of establishing the principle that the former administration — which they are soon to become — ought to be put into the blocks.

37 Darth Babaganoosh July 12, 2009 at 3:52 pm

Yeah, it’s much better to put the administration in the blocks while he’s still in office… for a blowjob.

38 shakuhachi July 12, 2009 at 4:14 pm

Mizar5,

On the matter of U.S. foreign policy, you state “Gladly. It’s precisely the opposite of whatever Newt Gingrich says it should be”.

Given that the U.S. occupies 2 countries in the middle east, and has totalitarian puppet regimes in others, U.S. middle east policy is exactly what Newt Gingrich made it.

39 judge judy July 12, 2009 at 7:12 pm

More reason to put members of the last American administration in the docket: The C.I.A. was said to have withheld information about a secret counterterrorism program.

of course they withhold info-that their m.o. and they disperse info through many channels as well. if i were to pick one channel re: the r.o.k., it would be the “hole”.

40 Angusmack July 12, 2009 at 7:18 pm

“I would be chary of establishing the principle that the former administration — which they are soon to become — ought to be put into the blocks.”

I find myself in the odd position of agreeing with the lawyer, in principle at least. Unless there is substantial evidence of criminal or treasonous behavior on the part of the last crew, then let them be. Otherwise you effectively Koreanize the American political system where retribution reigns and the actual business of government takes a backseat.

That said considering what Cheney, his lieutenants and assorted other cabinet members seem to have been up to for the eight years preceding last January, the first four in particular, it does seem worth while to take a closer look. However, I would not recommend going after Cheney himself but some of the smaller fish -Gonzales, Addington and such- and let the court of popular opinion consign what’s left of Cheney’s reputation to the trash can of history where it so richly deserves to rest. Moreover, this would take years to play out and keep the memory of the previous administration fresh in the minds of voters running up to 2012. And one more piece of advice for our GOP abroad readers; nominate Sarah Palin as your candidate next time round, she’s the best candidate for the job. Seriously.

41 R. Elgin July 12, 2009 at 8:25 pm

Well, “angusmack”, how about an American star chamber then since these guys are above any law.

42 Mizar5 July 12, 2009 at 11:18 pm

shakuhachi:”Given that the U.S. occupies 2 countries in the middle east, and has totalitarian puppet regimes in others, U.S. middle east policy is exactly what Newt Gingrich made it.”

Are you for real? I get it. You are from an alternate universe where these are statements of actual fact, right?

In our universe, however, the US’s middle eastern policy is very transparent. It supports and helps broker peace, exhorts a 2-nation solution to the Palisinian-Israeli problem, does not occupy any nation in the area, and has no puppet regimes.

Aside from a few abberations from that policy, including the support of the Shah in Iran up until the revolution, and of course Iraq, American policy has been driven by consistent principles and action rather than the pet projects of an idiot.

Of course, it seems that things in the alternate universe are so much more conspiritorial and exciting.

Keep on reading that science fiction.

43 wjk, 검은 머리 외국인 July 13, 2009 at 3:28 am

guy cleans the toilet everyday for you, and you complain he smokes in the bathroom. That’s what you’re complaint is about.

Whatever he did, he did accomplish his stated goal of public service to America, to prevent another attack on the homeland.

Media is quick to hang on to this, although they don’t really have a case at all. Not even a legal one, as I understand. Media is curiously quick to dismiss any ties between Obama-Emanuel-Wright-Blagojevich-Burris-Jesse Jackson Jr. They were more than mere acquaintances for at least a decade. Some of these hired lawyers to avoid jail time.
The Chicago Political Machine is quite famous in US politics for being…well, dirty.

If you think Republican politicians are the only ones with sexcapades, you must be retarded.
Republicans are the only ones who are confessing/resigning, because they have a religious voting constituency to cater to.

Compare that to the fake Rev. Jesse Jackson, now working on a Michael Jackson homicide case.(come on, the dude overdosed willingly) Reverend slept with his Rainbow-Push coalition secretary, bought her a house with political contributions money, and indignantly warns the media that he better not be buried for this event, because it cannot be used fairly to bury his civil rights work. And he got caught quite reluctantly. Compare that to some other big name white religious leaders who pretty much never got the spotlight back again after a sex scandal.

There’s plenty of McGreevy’s and Spitzer’s on the Democrat side, too. And I think a Florida Congressman was running for re-election despite using campaign money to pay his mistress as campaign staff. Media, however, is all in on killing off Sanford. After all, he refused STIMULUS money. How dare he do that. You can’t call the new JFK a waster and go on a sexcapade. You’re gonna get buried alive and suffer…is what the New York Times is thinking.

if you’re serious about putting people in the slammer, make sure Blago and Burris end up in the slammer. The only reason they are still free men? They have two friends in the white house.

44 wjk, 검은 머리 외국인 July 13, 2009 at 3:31 am

don’t forget about Jesse Jackson, Jr, too.
He was also definitely trying to purchase a seat in the US Senate.

I don’t worry too much about 2012.
If the economy is bad, security is bad, there will be a change.

If both are good, then there is no objective reason for change.
I don’t think there is such a saying in Korean,
but the British have something right.

don’t fix it, if it’s not broken.

45 Charles Tilly July 13, 2009 at 3:38 am

Mizar5 writes that:

“In our universe, however, the US’s middle eastern policy is very transparent. It supports and helps broker peace, exhorts a 2-nation solution to the Palisinian-Israeli (sic) problem, does not occupy any nation in the area, and has no puppet regimes.

Aside from a few abberations from that policy, including the support of the Shah in Iran up until the revolution, and of course Iraq, American policy has been driven by consistent principles and action rather than the pet projects of an idiot. ”

Let’s step down a few cosmic notches for a moment here and simply relegate ourselves to this outstanding bit that Mizar5 has written.

1) US Middle East policy is transparent? Sorry, but this is a bald face falsehood. If anything, US Mid-East policy is brimming with maddening hypocrisy. A country like Israel can possess a nuclear arsenal, not be a signatory to the NPT yet Iran can in no way be in possession of any nuclear capacity and must submit to all sorts of intrusive international proctology. A countries like Egypt and Saudi Arabia can engage in all manner of activities to stifle legitimate form of democratic dissent yet when a country like Iran or Syria does so, it serves as disingenuous pretext for saber rattling and threats of regime change.

2) It supports and helps broker peace? Frankly, this is rather evasive. Let’s cut to the chase here: the US doesn’t “support” or “help broker” peace in the region. Rather, it BRIBES countries to do be peaceful-namely with Israel That’s what all the billions in aid dollars to Egypt and Jordan are for. Moreover, the US invasion of Iraq did more to make this region militarily volatile. Without even mentioning the sectarian civil war that was unleashed following the invasion, it’s clear that the US invasion did much to upset the pre-invasion balance of power. Sunni dominate countries are now far more wary of a rising Iran as can be attested to in areas such a Lebanon and Iraq. Let’s also not forget that the insurgency in Iraq has given jihadi terror groups ample opportunity to hone and refine the sort of strategies and tactics that cannot augur well for the regimes in Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Jordan, or Syria.

So yeah, the US talks peace, but it’s actions clearly belie such rhetoric.

3) Exhorts a 2-nation solution to the Palisinian-Israeli problem? Again, yes, rhetorically this is the case. But really it’s not saying much. Hell, even Likudniks like Shar0n and Netanyahu in principle support a two state solution to this issue. Once you get past the rhetoric and see the actual actions taken on the ground, however, does one begin to realize that US actions (or inactions) in regards to this issue makes the rhetoric increasingly untenable. Namely, no two state solution to this problem will ever occur so long as Israel is allowed to continue expanding its settlements. To be true, the Obama administration has sent signals that it is willing to take a harder line in this regard, but more remains to be seen. The fact of the matter is, much of the recent past has been a demonstration of the US raising nary a criticism of the sort of Israeli actions that makes the admirable rhetoric utterly hollow.

4) [The US] does not occupy any nation in the area, and has no puppet regimes. Doesn’t occupy any nation? What the hell do you call Iraq? Yes I understand there has been a recent pullout of US troops from Iraqi metropolitan areas, but let’s be honest, a sizable number of troops will still remain in Iraq taking part in combat operations and attempting to wield influence in that country. Whether you call them “advisors” or not, the result is the same. But I want to be charitable here. The SOFA agreement states that ALL US personnel must be out by 2011. It’s my hope that the letter of this agreement is adhered to so that there is at least one aspect of Mizar5′s argument that pans out.

You also say that there are no “puppet regimes”. Really? Let me ask, do you really think that the Saudi monarchs, Mubarak in Egypt, Zadari in Pakistan, Karzai in Afghanistan, or the state of Israel itself would really be in their positions of power were it not for US largesse.

Now, I’m sure that Mizar5 will go ahead dismiss this as all “lefty conspiracy mongering”. Fine. But someone needs to lay out the facts for him that are readily available in any reputable American newspaper, television/radio programs, and internet sites. That there is no need to take an interstellar trip to get a clearer and more balanced understanding of the US role in this region.

46 alexwon July 13, 2009 at 4:16 am

Yeah! What he said! ^^

47 Acropolis7 July 13, 2009 at 5:52 am

#45 You got us, our gig is up. We Americans are really nothing more than the cultish descendants of Masonic Freemasons hellbent on occupying and controlling then entire globe. Not just the globe, after all the world is not enough, we must also dominante space and keep an all seeing eye on all other nations. Please oh please don’t go telling other nations that we built the streets of our capital to resemble an inverted pentagram on purpose. Then they really would think we a the beast….

48 Acropolis7 July 13, 2009 at 5:53 am

are the beast…

49 wjk, 검은 머리 외국인 July 13, 2009 at 7:40 am

Kiwi Olympic athlete uses legal prostitution to fuel money for his next Olympic medal run in Tae Kwon Do.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8146782.stm

Michael Jackson thru pictures. It seems his goal was to look like a white woman. Rest in peace, fool.

http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Jackson.html

Still, I think Micheal Jackson was one of the worst racists of all mankind’s history. If you still insist he was ‘embracing’ another race, I cannot help you. You’re insane.

50 wjk, 검은 머리 외국인 July 13, 2009 at 7:59 am

the disturbing thing that most people don’t talk about is,

How come Janet Jackson, Latoya Jackson, and Mr. Joe Jackson (the child abusing father) had similar surgeries?
What kind of family is this?

51 Acropolis7 July 13, 2009 at 8:33 am

Because celebrities are known for having plastic surgery, Michael and Latoya took it too far, Janet looks hot. Please explain what similar surgeries Joe Jackson had. For your last question about the Jackson family all I can say is that they were brought up in a “unique” situation. Entertaining America practically since birth with no childhood to recall. Kinda like the Osmonds on steroids.

52 KrZ July 13, 2009 at 8:43 am

Just because the media is trying to act like people care about Michael Jackson doesn’t mean people actually care about Michael Jackson. Maybe the drooling plebeian masses might care about him but no one with half a brain, which is to say, 99% of the people on this blog, gives a rats ass about him. Don’t let the media trick you into wasting mental capacity thinking about some dead pop star.

53 WeikuBoy July 13, 2009 at 8:52 am

Charles Tilly @45 <<< Yeah, what he said.

“If I were in the Obama clique running roughshod over every principle of law that exists, I would be chary of establishing the principle that the former administration — which they are soon to become — ought to be put into the blocks.” — El Abogado

No argument here. Obama seems like a good guy, but feelings on Teh Left about him are turning from disappointment to frustration to rage. On the other hand, I can’t imagine why Brendan and others are chary of embracing Obama. What more could he be doing to further the Bush-Cheney agenda? Two idiotic and pointless wars; universal health care going nowhere; ever more deficit spending, while refusing to raise taxes, even on the rich. What more (less) could you guys want?

Seriously, Richard Holbrooke was on CNN this morning talking about Afghanistan, and it might as well have been Cheney in 2005 talking about Iraq. Same policies, same script, different face.

54 WeikuBoy July 13, 2009 at 8:54 am

Oops, I meant to put “chary” in italics. 50-cent word when a 5-cent would do.

55 Mizar5 July 13, 2009 at 9:01 am

@ Charles Tilly, post #45

I see why you chose the name Tilly. It rhymes with silly. As in silly rhetoric. As was post #45.

Suffice it to say that each of your numbered contributions can be systematically refuted with only a modicum of effort, and that, taken together. they constitute an ideological house of cards. But should I bother, or just let the wind of maturity level them all? I should choose the later. But I’ll point you in the right direction before entrusting you to the qualities of your intellect and the human capacity for reason.

I am not an apologist for every action undertaken by every US administration. Some have clearly flown in the face of US policy and some in the face of the US constitution. For instance, torture – clearly a violation of the constitution, and the Geneva convention. Therefore, it does not fall within US policy, and I believe Cheney and Bush should be prosecuted to the full extent of the law for having violated a very basic principal of US policy.

You ask if the US shown “favoritism” to Israel. One might argue that an ally, by definition, is a nation that receives favorable consideration in comparison to a non-ally in general, and a beligerent nation in particular. There is nothing hypocritical in treating countries differently to the extent that our level of commitment to them differs.

Does the US trust Israel with nuclear weapons more than it does Iran? Who wouldn’t? So long as the policy remains that the US continutes to persue nonproliferation, engaging all nations in the discussion. And what is nonproliferation? It means that nations that have not developed nuclear weapons should be discouraged from doing so, which includes nations like Iran and NK; while nations that have should be encouraged to reduce their arsenals, which includes nations like Russia, China, Israel and Pakastan.

Again, policy is clear. It is no violation to treat individual nations differently, as long as the principals and goals of US foreign policy are adhered to as consistently as the political realities allow.

Doe the US occupy Iraq? No it doesn’t. They have a soverign government, which the US played a part in helping to establish. Did I agree with the Iraq War? No, I did not. But it is not the policy of the US to occupy other nations, and in keeping with this policy, it does not.

As for “puppet regimes,” no credible scholar suggests that the Saudi monarchs, Mubarak in Egypt, Zadari in Pakistan, Karzai in Afghanistan are puppets of the U.S. govt. That is just silly. If you’d like to make a credible argument to the contrary, then, get to work. But it does not change the fact that these are sovereign governments that are not controlled by Washington. I am trying to fathem why you would even put forth such silly argument, attempting to pass off what is in fact ideological rhetoric as dispassionate analysis? As a friend of mine is fond of saying, “highly illogical.”

You say, “there is no need to take an interstellar trip to get a clearer and more balanced understanding of the US role in this region.” I respectfully disagree. Your ideology is showing, and it would be most productive to get some emotional distance from the subject and reestablish prospective.

56 Acropolis7 July 13, 2009 at 9:21 am

# 52, The plebian masses make up the highest percent of people, so it is kind of contradictory to say that nobody initially cared, even on this blog. We may have cared the same way we did about Farrah Fawcett dying on the same day, maybe not much, but news worthy. Unfortunately for her she was not as well known worldwide as a notorious tabloid page seller. Now it is just ratings filler until the next big news story comes out. We all know that, so there is really no need to describe how people feel or do not about the case. And I thought you would have realized that wjk was just trolling again, so I decided to answer the question in which he already knew the answer to.

57 wjk, 검은 머리 외국인 July 13, 2009 at 10:47 am

wjk is NOT a troll.

I bought from amazon mp3 store, the track,
“We are the World…”

I was a little kid, but it was a cool moment in history.
I don’t know if it does a dead man any good.
You can’t take money to wherever you’re going.
Sadly, the song had a nasty twist when it was revealed he had an appetite for white male children’s anuses.

58 wjk, 검은 머리 외국인 July 13, 2009 at 10:49 am

i’m referring to the commonly heard logic,

A: I don’t think Michael Jackson had plastic surgery.
B: WTF?
A: Look at the high cheek bones of Joe Jackson, the similarity of the general facial outline of Michael, Joe, Latoya, and Janet.
B: I think that just means they all had plastic surgery.

You seriously never heard of it? Come on, now.

59 KrZ July 13, 2009 at 10:58 am
60 dogbertt July 13, 2009 at 11:32 am

The late Noh Moo Hyun and his wife got matching “double eyelid” surgeries.

61 Acropolis7 July 13, 2009 at 11:58 am

I do not think you are a troll, I thought you were trolling however given the fact that you are the same age as me, 29, supposedly, and growing up in the 80′s you would know everything about 80′s icons and pop culture.

62 Charles Tilly July 13, 2009 at 6:45 pm

Your response is pretty predictable Mizar5. You claim that it only took a “modicum” of effort to refute them and no doubt it did. But perhaps this is due to the fact you utilized mere assertion and ideological spin instead of evidence and logic. Lets go through them one-by-one shall we?

1) Indeed the US and Israel are allies. And allies are treated differently. But tell me Mizar5, how far should the US take this. Should a nation that purports to uphold human rights and liberty allow its ally to occupy and place in virtual apartheid another segment of its population? There comes a point one an ally becomes dead weight rather than additional muscle necessary in the geopolitical fight. Moreover, I find this statement highly curious:

“Does the US trust Israel with nuclear weapons more than it does Iran? Who wouldn’t? So long as the policy remains that the US continutes (sic) to persue (sic) nonproliferation, engaging all nations in the discussion. And what is nonproliferation? It means that nations that have not developed nuclear weapons should be discouraged from doing so, which includes nations like Iran and NK; while nations that have should be encouraged to reduce their arsenals, which includes nations like Russia, China, Israel and Pakastan (sic).

Again, policy is clear. It is no violation to treat individual nations differently, as long as the principals and goals of US foreign policy are adhered to as consistently as the political realities allow.”

One, why should Israel be trusted with nukes and not Iran? You claim that I’m being ideological but ironically this statement is as well. Show me, why Israel and not Iran? And please, don’t give the usual neocon, “Iran is a fundamentalist regime” pablum. Show me real tactical and strategic reasons why Israel should be accorded it’s current favored status in regards to nukes as opposed to Iran. Two, it’s funny that in your short and trite delineation of non-proliferation you not once mentioned the role of the US. No mention of why the US shouldn’t be developing new delivery and payload capabilities. Or for that matter, why the US should take the step of setting the precedent to reduce it’s own stockpiles to send a message to other nations to do likewise.
Third, if as you say that US policy is clear in regards to nonproliferation, then tell me Mizar5, why is it that a nation like India, tests a nuclear weapons, is a non-NPT member and then gets a bilateral nuclear deal with US? Finally, your insertion of the phrase “consistently as the political realities allow” only goes to show how US policies in regards to proliferation are anything but clear but rather clearly hypocritical.

How is it possible, Mizar5, to have “clear”, “consistent” principles when they can be tossed out for the sake of geopolitical expediency? Other nations aren’t stupid Mizar5, they can read the writing on the wall just as well as anyone, if not more so. To crib from a friend of yours, the assertion is “highly illogical”.

2) In regards to Iraq: I provided the evidence to show why I thought, nay KNOW, Iraq is an occupied country. I suggest you do likewise. All that you did was provide mere assertion masquerading as reasoned argumentation. The US doesn’t occupy other nations? Really? Crack open any middle school history textbook Mizar5. Trust me, it’ll be an enlightening experience.

3) If your having a hard time understanding why I consider the above nations as having proscribed sovereignty, then you really need to start following the news more closely.
If it wasn’t for all the aid dollars we gave Egypt there’d be no peace for Israel vis-a-vis its most important Mid-East neighbor. Let me make it simple for you: US aid dollars to Egypt keeps it on a leash with regards to Israel. Saudi Arabia. Let’s get real here Mizar5, in case you don’t remember we stationed US troops in that country following the Papa Bush’s war. We sell billions of dollars in weapons to that country (see link: http://www.nytimes.com/2007/07/28/washington/28weapons.html) to ensure that it has a powerful security capability. In essence, the US provides the sort of hedges for the Saudis so they have little worries about facing an uprising or external invasion. As of for Zadari and Karzai, let’s do a thought experiment here: what would happen if the US withheld all the military hardware and aid dollars from those countries? Do you really think they’d be around? Get real, Mizar5, whatever the reasons, the US in essence props up the sort of odious regimes that on their own don’t have a dog in the fight.

63 Mizar5 July 13, 2009 at 9:05 pm

Speaking of wet dogs, I think I smell an ideologue. Who was it that said that attempting to argue with an ideologue is like wrestling a pig? (idiomatic; to engage in a pointless task that leaves one worse off for having made an honest attempt.)

So I’ll do the generous thing and allow Mr. “Tilly” to redefine basic terminologies and frame the debate in self-serving ways. It’s got to be lonely and thankless to uphold solipsistic views.

64 WeikuBoy July 13, 2009 at 10:44 pm

Dear Mizar5,

Look, you make some good points — and the truth is somewhere between you and Charles Tilly.
But when you claim Iraq isn’t an occupied nation and that the U.S. isn’t the main force propping up various regimes in the Middle East and around the world, you just sound naive. I see Iraq as an oil play, and the goal as keeping the world’s 2nd largest oil reserves out of the hands of China.

What do you think the last six years were all about?

65 Mizar5 July 13, 2009 at 11:00 pm

As I reflect on the “discussion” with “Mr. Tilly,” it is interesting to note that our positions are not very disparate; ie. we uphold the same standards, and agree in principle on the proper courses of action. However, ideological rigidity appears to prevent the “Mr. Tillies” from acknowledging commonalities.

This is what we Mizarians find amusing about the tendency of human beings to engage in mental proliferation. When one has a particular ideological bias, it is more important to prove one’s worldview correct at any expense than to forge a viable solution.

One analogy that comes to mind is that of the man who burns down his house to catch a fly. The other is the Lilliputian war sparked by the debate over which end of the egg to break. Both sides agree that the egg should be broken. Why not just break it down the middle? I’m certainly willing to do so. I’ll admit that US actions have not always lived up to US ideals (in fact I already have), if “Mr. Tilly” does not attempt a complete denial of that certain ideals constitute the basis of the U.S. constitution and foreign policy.

I believe his argument rests on the claim that the U.S. constitution is simply “lip service.” But the fallacy of that argument is that it is based upon the philosophical extreme of nihilism, to “crib” from the human practice of Buddhism. Diplomacy requires that people proceed from the principle of good will and optimism rather than pessimism and mutual demonization. Otherwise, we only perpetrate that which separates us rather than emphasize that which keeps us from obliterating one another.

66 Mizar5 July 13, 2009 at 11:29 pm

“But when you claim Iraq isn’t an occupied nation and that the U.S. isn’t the main force propping up various regimes in the Middle East and around the world, you just sound naive. I see Iraq as an oil play, and the goal as keeping the world’s 2nd largest oil reserves out of the hands of China.What do you think the last six years were all about?”

That was certainly one of the considerations. Another is egotism. The Bush administration was frought with human frailties. No one is so naive as to suggest that there was no oil play at work.

As for occupation, Iraq is no longer occupied in the sense that it has a soverign government and democratic institutions in place. As for “propping up regimes,” direct interference is one thing and the exercise of influence is another. The difference may be subtle but it is substantive.

Here’s a concrete example. Take the argument that the US “propped up” the Park Cheong Hee administration simply because it provided military support against NK. The actual facts are that the US did not instigate the student demonstrations that ousted Sigman Rhee which Park then used to assume power. The US did not provide support for or even have advance knowlege of the coup. You may conjecture that Park would not have carried out the coup had the US not been entrenched in SK at the time. But you cannot credibly lay the an internal development at the US doorstep. You may argue that a series of extraordinary chronological events proceeding from WWII through the Korean War set the stage for the coup, but you cannot say that Park’s govt. was a US puppet regime. And neither, for that matter was Sigman Rhee’s.

By contrast, with the Shah of Iran, US intervention was clearly in play. In the Phillipines, the US did take over a European colony and occupied the country. In Vietnam, the US did set up the South Vietnamese republic. These were abberations from the principles of US policy abroad and we criticize them as such. The difference between a chauvanist and a patriot is that a patriot seeks to correct the misdeeds of his/her govt. when it strays from the proper path. But to assert that disgressions in fact represent the norm is simply perverse reasoning.

Let me put it this way: in holding nations of the world to certain standards, the standards themselves must be affirmed, not denied. To deny that those principles exist is just tilly – um, I mean silly. Suffice it to say that, like human beings, nations must struggle to uphold their principles because human frailty and geopolitic realities being what they are, there is no room for naivete on one hand or cynicism on the other.

67 SomeguyinKorea July 14, 2009 at 12:37 am

Does this look familiar to anyone?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deviancy_amplification_spiral

Make sure to read some of the “See also” links.

68 WeikuBoy July 14, 2009 at 12:38 am

Mizar5, I don’t know what the hell you are talking about.
But then again I am, in all likelihood, legally intoxicated.

So um, What do you think the last six years were all about?

69 Mizar5 July 14, 2009 at 12:56 am

GWB hubris + Cheney influence.

70 WeikuBoy July 14, 2009 at 12:58 am

Bingo. Agreed. And to all a good night.

71 Mizar5 July 14, 2009 at 1:17 am

You think better half crocked than a sober Charles Tilly.

72 Charles Tilly July 14, 2009 at 6:19 am

Perhaps it’s from his countless duels with Netizen Kim, but it’s quite clear that Mizar5 is more or less incapable of having a serious, fact based discussion about contemporary geopolitical issues. I present him facts that belie his poorly reasoned assertions (and at the end of the day, that’s all they really are) and he responds with more poorly reasoned assertions, a liberal dollop of ad hominem sputtering, and a sprinkle here and there of shallow, meaningless rhetoric desperately trying to be an insult.

Allow me the liberty of presenting a taxonomy of how Mizar5 has proceeded to “argue” or as is his want, “discuss” with me:

Mizar5: The US does X,Y, and Z in the region, according to such and such principles.
Interlocutor: No it doesn’t. Here’s why (Refutations A,B,C, and D follow).
Mizar5: (Huffing and puffing, with beads of sweat begin to form on his forehead) You’re an ideological, Jacobin fanatic. Get off your spaceship, disrobe from your spacesuit, and return to terra forma this instant.

I mean, give me a break. Ideologue? This is just flat out lazy. Clearly, Mizar5 utilizes such a term as an argumentative crutch passing it off, hoping and praying that someone, anyone will be fooled into thinking its an effective riposte. Might work with Netizen Kim but not me. Sorry.

But to address a point that Mizar5 made. He argues that principles must be affirmed while at the same time being ignored for the sake of the greater good. I assume whether for the long or short term. On the face of it this is almost cogent. Frankly speaking, however, it only accounts for the actions and rational of one actor-the promulgator of said principles. It entirely ignores the actions, rationals, and mindsets of those to whom such principles are articulated to and for. If one articulates a set of principles and then proceeds to ignore, jettison, and craftily wriggle out of them, then what incentive, pray tell, does the other actor have in following suit? Tellingly, Mizar5 does not say.

73 Charles Tilly July 14, 2009 at 6:27 am

To make an additional point on my last paragraph, this is why it was gratifying for me to hear the news that President Obama had laid out the principles and framework for arms reduction agreement with his counterpart President Medvedev. I’m not under any illusions that these incipient steps will provide the sort of panacea to all the globes proliferation issues, but it is an important step.

If there is a meaningful follow through, then the rhetorical tu quoque tactic used by would-be nuclear states will be much diminished.

74 NetizenKim July 14, 2009 at 6:32 am

A topic on the Marmot’s Hole that I just can’t get enough of: Bush, Cheney, Liberals versus Democrats, Iraq, Afghanistan, Mid-east, War on Terror, etc. Fascinating! The same old arguments regurgitated back and forth ad infinitum. Totally worth repeating! Carry on.

75 JW July 14, 2009 at 7:31 am

Strange…S&P rallies 2.5% but asian + emerging markets go down? What the hell is going on???

76 vince July 14, 2009 at 8:04 am

Maybe it’s easier to tangle about something far, far removed than to deal with your own backyard. The US with it’s free speech and openness is telling everyone that will listen about how it is economically wounded, the war in the mideast, the pain of Michael Jackson, the inner workings of it’s government, etc. And that same openness that encourages ideas and discussion from stakeholders will usher in the solutions. Easy to blather on and on about US topics with so much fodder to get you going.

Meanwhile, this blog is supposedly focused on Korea, which due to deeply entrenched government intervention and a cultural reflex to coverup problems, has managed to convince it’s own people that there has been only minor impact to Korea due to the deteriorating global economy and it’s own failing policies. Korea has been sliding down the tubes during the 1.5 years I have lived here (this time). Getting quality information about the hermit kingdom, a country populated by terrible communicators, is tough. I stumbled across this blog looking for additional insight into Korea. I’m starting to suspect that many of the foreign participants here have become too comfortable in their Itaewon ghetto to make sense at a level above Korean tabloid. And parroting what they think they should say to prove they are true Korean ajjessi’s at heart.
Shock my fragile eggshell mind, dudes!

77 cmm July 14, 2009 at 8:16 am

A topic on the Marmot’s Hole that I just can’t get enough of: Expats dating Korean women, white people dating Korean women, non-Korean men dating Korean women, etc. Fascinating! The same old angry tripe regurgitated by the same bitter guy. Totally worth repeating! Carry on.

78 Mizar5 July 14, 2009 at 8:31 am

Some very cute arguments above from the person who believes himself to be Charles Tilly. I am pleased to see what I perceive to be an inkling wit creeping into his normally frenetic prose.

I rather enjoy his strawman arguments, the subtle manner in which he misrepresents people’s statements. Take for instance, “He argues that principles must be affirmed while at the same time being ignored for the sake of the greater good. ” There’s something at once delightfully eerie and yet comical in seeing one’s positions morphed into something so radically and chillingly foreign. I say, go for the gusto; if you are going to willfully misunderstand another, at least do so with verve and abandon.

With the “Charles Tilly” histrion, you know where the argument is headed – nowhere, really. It sinks into black and white dichotomous modes of expression, where there is no room for understanding, and written speech is used merely as a substitute for shouting down one’s opponant.

To quote Walter Becker, here is one character who is serious about the art of “dealing dirty while he steals the higher ground.”

79 SomeguyinKorea July 14, 2009 at 9:06 am

Did any of you know that the United States has the most breweries in the world, some of which make some of the best beer in the world, and yet 78% of all beer sold in the US is either Bud, Coors, or Miller…cheap corn and rice-based pale lagers that neither taste what a pale lager should taste like nor that consumers can tell one from the other in a blind taste test? The big 3 American beer companies’ marketers speak of improving the image of their products, not improving the quality of them.

No matter where you live, support your local craft brewers.

80 vince July 14, 2009 at 10:31 am

Budweiser had one of the best quality manufacturing and distribution systems in any industry in the US. It’s just that you and I don’t like the beer. It’s a lager and tastes too much like Korean beer. Ho hum, I think I”m feeling sleepy now…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz….

81 wjk, 검은 머리 외국인 July 14, 2009 at 11:16 am

vince, American Budweiser started production prior to Crown, Hite, Max, OB ever did.
How is it that American beer tastes like Korean beer?
That’s total bullshit.

It’s the other way around, asshole.

82 vince July 14, 2009 at 11:53 am

Your sense of English grammar and context needs some fine tuning wjk. Cass sounds too much like ass. Koreans make boring lager beer just like the stuff preferred in the US. Is the point you’re really trying to make that Koreans copy western stuff and do a lousy job at it? Tsingtao (another bland lager) kicks any Korean beers’ ass off the map.

83 Railwaycharm July 14, 2009 at 12:21 pm

Max is a fine brew. Asahi is the fallback if one has to drink beer. The real problem is getting a decent white wine.

84 wjk, 검은 머리 외국인 July 14, 2009 at 12:39 pm

Tsingtao is a result of German coloniams, not because the Chinese knew any better. For all we know, the water in Tsingtao is laden with lead. Bottoms up !

South Korean beer manufacturers. I’m going to guess it was probably aimed at the American GI’s. I think Koreans just drank it, not because they love beer, but just to get high quicker in combination with soju or other higher alcohol content beverages. I went to a Korean wedding, not of gyopos, but of Korean university grads in Flushing. No one drank a regular beer. Everyone was mixing soju with maekchu. Maekchu was just a volume bitch to help you get high. That was what OB and Crown was initially produced for. Volume bitch and for American GI’s out on their town sexcapades to visit the local Korean women in their GI catering services.

85 wjk, 검은 머리 외국인 July 14, 2009 at 12:42 pm

so Japanese and Chinese learned or were forced to brew like European beer.
Korean beer? They learned to do it from Budweiser rations.

Blame America.

The thing is, I don’t think they’re pushing the Budweiser is King thing in Iraq nor Afghanistan.

Every Superbowl year, Americans are brain washed to think Bud and Miller and Coors are the best ever. And passing an oblong leather ball around is the best ever, versus kicking it. The best, ever. NFL will never spread, you know that right?

86 Arghaeri July 14, 2009 at 1:42 pm

“Is the point you’re really trying to make that Koreans copy western stuff and do a lousy job at it?”

You’re seemingly contradicting your own views – if they were doing a lousy job of copying the main american brews then their maekju would taste pretty good.

87 Arghaeri July 14, 2009 at 1:43 pm

We need some real ales out here!!

88 Railwaycharm July 14, 2009 at 2:16 pm

I discovered that you can buy Redhook in Shanghai. I do miss anything from Pyramid.

89 vince July 14, 2009 at 2:17 pm

Re: “NFL will never spread, you know that right?”
Thank god and Amen. It’s the pinnacle representation of American warfare and militancy, is a massive distraction and drains resources from US universities, and is populated by the most arrogant and greedy overpaid thugs on the planet.

And believe me I could give a rats ass about Bud, Cass or how the toilet left overs that need Flushing get drunk.

Let me tell you a story about a real drink for real men. It’s a short story about a young man who was beating an old man in the street when a passersby asked “hey, why are you beating that old man?” He replied “That’s not an old man, that’s my…”

90 wjk, 검은 머리 외국인 July 14, 2009 at 3:15 pm

that’s my…

vince?

Is it a sexual thing? I don’t get the joke. Might be TMI.

I know Tsingtao is a German brew origin, but I don’t drink it, even though they offer it at Chinese restaurants with a gleam. My memory might be hazy, but I think Tsingtao somehow sold legitly even before the Berlin Wall coming down.
Somehow, the commies of Red China okayed selling Tsingtao beer to the Imperialist USA. How funny. Money trumps ideology. Not foreign to China.

91 NetizenKim July 14, 2009 at 3:41 pm

vince:
Korea has been sliding down the tubes during the 1.5 years I have lived here (this time). Getting quality information about the hermit kingdom, a country populated by terrible communicators, is tough.

I agree. Koreans are terrible, godawful communicators. In America, communication is receiver-oriented. The onus is on the speaker to make sure he or she is understood. For Koreans, it is the opposite. The burden is on the listener to discern what the speaker said.

Compounding this problem (and yes, it is a problem) is the fact that Korea is still a society with a high power distance index. This means that there will be a lot of indirect modes of speech between those of “higher” and “lower” rank. This was a reason why airplanes of Korean carriers were having a disproportionately large number of human-error crashes in the past.

92 NetizenKim July 14, 2009 at 3:42 pm

For further proof that even gyopos may be terrible communicators, just read anything by wjk, for example.

93 vince July 14, 2009 at 3:51 pm

It’s not sexual. I’ll let it sit here and see if there are any other adults who drink Korean on this blog who can finish the story. Few Koreans under 30 probably know the story… especially ones living in the US.

And money should trump ideology because money and trade are what connect people. Ideology is the inflexible wall that divides us. Political idealogues do crazy ass stuff… do you think Mao or Stalin were in it for the money?

94 shakuhachi July 14, 2009 at 4:47 pm

Mizar5,

Iraq and Afghanistan are occupied countries. The US controls their governments, and their governments were also set up by the US. They are occupied by military force. Objections to the occupation are met by military force and ultimately death. That is what an occupation is.

Charles Tilly also brought up the hypocrisy of US foreign policy in the ME that has no gone unnoticed by the people there. The US denounces the totalitarian governments that do not toe the US line, but supports totalitarian governments that do. Egypt, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, Jordan etc. The first three countries on that list are some of the most evil dictatorships in the world. They would almost certainly be overthrown if not for active US support, which means they toe the US line, which means they are in essence puppet governments, though certainly not to the degree of the occupied nations of Iraq and Afghanistan. The people of those countries are thus encouraged to feel anti-Americanism, as their national aspirations are being denied.

Call a spade a spade and an occupation an occupation. The people of Iraq and Afghanistan know their country is being occupied. Don’t insult them by saying it ain’t so.

95 anonymous in korea July 14, 2009 at 5:38 pm

Netizen Kim, I’m a scientist type working here in Korea for a Korean company.
As a business minded guy I ask your opinion on my current Korean predicament.
The Lee Myung-bak move toward privatization has finally struck my industry and management at the government funded organizations are slightly panicked to say the least. My current company is already private but gets big government contracts so could be affected later. My contract is winding down and I’ve got an offer to follow a cool, western educated Korean colleague to a start-up in an English speaking country in Asia. It would be my first upper management job with very decent money for that country (average money for NJ). But, the huge Korean government testing lab that leads our industry is after me like nobody’s business. They are about to be very, very reliant on the open market and want the only foreign expert here in Korea on their team. They are willing to match the start-up’s cash offer and are now promising “partnership” and “decision making” as part of the deal. I have had almost zero impact on my current company as they have followed almost none of the improvements I have worked on for them. They exclude me from decision making and seem nearly clueless about where they are going as a company for many, many reasons. Their expected annual income this year is a fraction of what it was for each of the two previous years. My experience with Korean management decision making is way less than good. Do I believe this new offer (it is a different management team than the one I’ve been working for) or run like hell? I have an affectionate relationship with Korea but have no family here. Should I consider this newly privatized Korean institute (which is undergoing a major expansion project) equivalent to a start-up and fraught with risk? Regardless of what they say now I don’t believe they’re going to actually listen to me. Do you agree?

96 Brendon Carr (Korea Law Blog) July 14, 2009 at 8:49 pm

Here’s my advice:

(1) Don’t seek the advice of Netizen Kim.

(2) You already know the answer. Run away from the Korean government testing lab. Adherence to contract is a fluid concept to the Korean mind, and renegotiations are forced onto everyone in a lower power position based on “changes in circumstance.” Circumstances will change as the Korean government lab moves into the open market and starts to flounder. People there resent your presence already (you get paid much more than they do, and as you’ve noted, don’t contribute much to the management), and will resent it more as things turn grim. Unless you’re absolutely indispensible, and have a strong, pre-existing personal relationship with a principal decisionmaker, all promises made to induce you to stay will be ignored, and you’ll be disappointed (as you are already, it seems).

(3) Koreans don’t honor contracts. Contracts are nonsense to Koreans. They do honor actual, real relationships — to a degree we Westerners find extreme — so the real question for you is where you have the stronger, enduring relationship.

(4) If you’re very skilled in Korean language and can work the politics so that you create relationships before things turn sour, one of these government organizations can be a good launching platform. I have a Korean-speaking foreign friend who has become very rich (tens or hundreds of millions, actually) from the contacts and relationships he’s made in a quasi-government organization in the tech field and the opportunities that followed from that. I admire his success. But you’ve got to be very agreeable and able to deal with treachery. I’m too inflammable for that.

(5) “Western-educated” means nothing. Don’t rely on that as a proxy for common cultural values.

(6) When joining a start-up, get equity in the business. Unless you’re also an owner, there is no upside to bearing the risk of failure.

97 Mizar5 July 14, 2009 at 8:59 pm

shakuhachi:”Charles Tilly also brought up the hypocrisy of US foreign policy in the ME that has no gone unnoticed by the people there.”

Yes, no one is denying hypocricy, but one can do that without reverting to an insult bot that spouts allusions to so-called “facts” that have not been established in defence of conclusions that are fallacious.

“”They would almost certainly be overthrown if not for active US support, which means they toe the US line, which means they are in essence puppet governments”

Conjectural. How so?

“Call a spade a spade and an occupation an occupation. The people of Iraq and Afghanistan know their country is being occupied. Don’t insult them by saying it ain’t so.”

Then you are equating the presence of troops with occupation? Is that how Germany sees it?

98 alexwon July 15, 2009 at 12:10 am

Yes, I do think Germans think that the Allied forces occupied Germany. As Iraqis and Afghanis think the Coalition Forces are occupying their countries.

99 Mizar5 July 15, 2009 at 12:16 am

Until a new govt was established, perhaps. This is what is known as apples to oranges.

100 alexwon July 15, 2009 at 1:26 am

Not sure what your definition of occupation is? In Germany the occupation was officially over in 1955. Even then, Germany did not have full sovereignty until 1990. (wiki) It seems to me that all the elements are still in place in both Iraq and Afghanistan to constitute an occupation. Our military is still actively engaged in the administration and security of both countries.

101 Mizar5 July 15, 2009 at 1:47 am

alexwon:”Yes, I do think Germans think that the Allied forces occupied Germany. As Iraqis and Afghanis think the Coalition Forces are occupying their countries.”

Apologies. I committed a “Charles Tilly” here in reacting without properly parsing your comment. It is so important to distinguish between rhetoric (which is perception) vs. reality. I can agree that Iraqis and Afghans may think Coalition Forces are occupying their countries. However, they here are the facts (I will confine my remarks in this instance to Iraq.

On June 8, 2004, the United Nations Security Council resolution 1546 was adopted unanimously, calling for “the end of the occupation and the assumption of full responsibility and authority by a fully sovereign and independent Interim Government of Iraq by June 30 2004.” The transfer of sovereignty actually took place a day or two ahead of schedule. The US administration committed to leave the country if asked to do so by the Iraqi leadership.

On January 30, 2005, Iraq’s first post-war democratic elections were held, without much violence. These elections created the Iraqi National Assembly, which in April 2005 appointed a new administration, including President Jalal Talabani and Prime Minister Ibrahim al-Jaafari.

Following the ratification of the Constitution of Iraq on October 15, 2005, general legislative elections election were held on December 15 to elect a permanent 275-member Iraqi Council of Representatives. There was an impressive 79.6% turnout, after which the Shiite-led Islamist United Iraqi Alliance and the Kurdish-led secular Democratic Patriotic Alliance of Kurdistan won most of the seats and formed a coalition government headed by Nouri al-Maliki. The Iraqi government is considered by 44 international governments to be a legitimate government.

102 Mizar5 July 15, 2009 at 1:58 am

http://news.yahoo.com/s/time/20090630/wl_time/08599190783100

Note:
“At the insistence of Iraqis, the Status of Forces Agreement, which was concluded late last year between the Iraqi government and the Bush Administration, required that U.S. troops be out of Iraq’s urban areas by June 30, 2009, and withdrawn from the country altogether by the end of 2011.”

103 NetizenKim July 15, 2009 at 2:59 am

#96

Brendon Carr:
(2) You already know the answer. Run away from the Korean government testing lab. Adherence to contract is a fluid concept to the Korean mind, and renegotiations are forced onto everyone in a lower power position based on “changes in circumstance.” Circumstances will change as the Korean government lab moves into the open market and starts to flounder. People there resent your presence already (you get paid much more than they do, and as you’ve noted, don’t contribute much to the management), and will resent it more as things turn grim. Unless you’re absolutely indispensible, and have a strong, pre-existing personal relationship with a principal decisionmaker, all promises made to induce you to stay will be ignored, and you’ll be disappointed (as you are already, it seems).

(3) Koreans don’t honor contracts. Contracts are nonsense to Koreans. They do honor actual, real relationships — to a degree we Westerners find extreme — so the real question for you is where you have the stronger, enduring relationship.

Brendon, Mr. Anonymous stated that he was a “scientist-type” but based upon your response you must have him confused for a common Engrish teacher at a hagwon.

Saying that Koreans don’t honor contracts or agreements, as if that’s a uniquely Korean trait, is not only erroneous in terms of implied comparison (the implicit understanding that we honor all our contracts in America) but is a useless tautology. It’s a tautology because actually everyone, including you, will try to backtrack out of a disadvantageous agreement, binding or otherwise, if they can get away with it. But that’s like saying the sky is blue (well, thank you, Captain Obvious). It’s useless because there is absolutely no discussion of the state of civil litigation in Korea. I have a friend who specializes in contract law and I intend to ask her about that. But speaking as one whose own father got sued by his brothers over the estate of my deceased paternal grandfather, to hear a waeguk proclaiming that Koreans don’t take written agreements or contracts (or a will) seriously is asinine to say the least.

The fact of the matter is even in America the privileged have the upper hand. I have a friend who was as a director for a guy, who is a small-time millionaire, to set up a sketch comedy theater in Manhattan. Turns out this dude suddenly realized one day that his cash flow was negative, he had sunk over half a million dollars into the project with little to show for it, and it looked like an uphill battle with the community local board to secure a permit for the theater. So he decided to call it quits. My friend had a written agreement with him about severance pay. This guy wasn’t going to give her a severance pay claiming that he wasn’t “technically firing her”. There was only $40,000 left in the account and there were monies due to different contractors and freelancers who had worked in the project and she was told to figure it out from this pool. Truth is, the written agreement wasn’t really worth anything because she cannot sue him personally but only the organization and the organization doesn’t have any assets or cash except the remaining $40,000. Not just for her but everyone else as well. The dude could say “screw you” to everybody and there’s not a damn thing they can do. Even if my friend tried to pursue this in court the fact is he has money, she doesn’t, and he could wage a legal war of attrition. She had to persuade him to do the right thing based upon the rapport of their working relationship and just basic human decency. But in business that’s really not a place you want to be in a negotiation where you have little leverage and you have to depend on the goodwill of others. This is how it works in America. Nothing personal, it’s just business.

#95 anonymous:
Should I consider this newly privatized Korean institute (which is undergoing a major expansion project) equivalent to a start-up and fraught with risk? Regardless of what they say now I don’t believe they’re going to actually listen to me. Do you agree?

Caveat: I have zero experience within the Korean working environment. It sounds like your choice is between risky and riskier. My gut instinct tells me you should go with the start-up. But, contrary to Barrister Carr’s advice, you shouldn’t burn bridges with your former employer. You might want to return in case the start-up thing doesn’t work out.

104 NetizenKim July 15, 2009 at 3:37 am

And this is just fucking absurd: Wells Fargo Bank sues itself.

Organized Greed + Shameless Lawyers + Corporate Stupidity = this

105 NetizenKim July 15, 2009 at 3:40 am

It’s almost like a real-life Onion parody.

106 Mizar5 July 15, 2009 at 4:04 am

Thanks, NK for redirecting the thread from a rather pointless discussion that has meandered into an even more pointless discussion of the legal definition of sovereignty. When the proof of a person’s ideologically-based assertions hinges on hopelessly abstract legal definitions, that person’s arguement has for all intents and purposes been lost. However, never underestimate the last refuges of a scoundral (figuratively speaking). Regards to my most loyal sock puppet.

107 alexwon July 15, 2009 at 4:11 am

Don’t be so harsh on yourself Mizar

108 alexwon July 15, 2009 at 4:16 am

BTW, resolution 1546, said the UN was “looking forward” to the end of the occupation…

109 Mizar5 July 15, 2009 at 4:31 am

:”Don’t be so harsh on yourself Mizar”

Lol, OK, I’ll try to be…kinder and gentler… to myself. Oh pardon that unfortunate phraseology. What I meant to say was: yes, we can…

110 Mizar5 July 15, 2009 at 5:06 am

I like you, damn it, alexwon, insofar as a nonsentient nonbeing can like anything. And I do not see you as the “scoundral” here. But I find most entertaining the argumentum verbosium ad nauseaum redux rhetoric used to effectively conceal what is a bald assertion fallacy. Either somewhat brilliant or else so dull as to defy the imagination. But how can a finger puppet point fingers at a badly botched Tilly impersonator? The truth is, life without illogic is not life at all.

111 alexwon July 15, 2009 at 5:29 am

This is a first, receiving a compliment and an insult from a finger puppet. I can accept all of the puppet’s characterizations of me (truth not withstanding), but a badly botched Tilly impersonator? Ouch!

112 JW July 15, 2009 at 6:39 am

It’s funny. I think it’s probably true that contracts are less important in korea, but then I also think that the notion of a written contract has a very real and widespread place in the public’s imagination — just look at how often koreans mention the use of 각서 and 반성문 in their popular culture. I mean, if relationships are the deciding all important factor, why does the written stuff get mentioned so often? So it seems to me that this has less to do with people in korea and in america for example believing in different definitions for a “written contract” — not sure what to make of the claim that contracts are “non-sensical” to koreans — but that the institutions are not setup and enforced to a degree where it gives off the illusion that koreans are lacking through and through when it comes to contractual obligations. Of course, I don’t think it’s the case that institutions always follow culture, since institutions can be molded by and for the benefit of a powerful minority.

113 NetizenKim July 15, 2009 at 7:08 am

I’d go even one further. Any culture that uses 도장, or a registered personal seal, as opposed to the practice of scribbling something highly illegible on paper, is a culture that understands the concept of binding written agreements.

The Waeguk’s misconception arises from the following factors:

1. They know little Korean. Imagine trying to navigate the intimidating and byzantine world of American bureaucracy and scary legalese without knowing any English. Same shit.

2. Waeguks are generally naive and poor at negotiating in general. Haggling is common in Korea but Waeguks are very bad at haggling. It’s even more problematic if you can’t speak Korean. But they are very talented at being screwed over by business savvy Koreans, which is a consequence of Korea being a competitively Darwinian society.

114 Mizar5 July 15, 2009 at 7:19 am

Let me clarify, alexwon. “Charles Tilly” is the badly botched Charles Tilly impersonator. It is he to whom the puppet points. Feel free to conjecture with which finger.

115 Mizar5 July 15, 2009 at 7:29 am

NK: “I’d go even one further. Any culture that uses 도장, or a registered personal seal, as opposed to the practice of scribbling something highly illegible on paper, is a culture that understands the concept of binding written agreements.”

So you are seriously arguing that a stamp that can be stollen, reproduced or used by any individual other than the authentic owner is more reliable and enforceable than a highly individual handwritten signature, which may be analyzed for forgery?

Waeguks are generally naive and poor at negotiating in general. Haggling is common in Korea but Waeguks are very bad at haggling. It’s even more problematic if you can’t speak Korean.

Have you ever done it? Here’s how it works: “Can you give me a better price? I’ll buy it if you give me a better price.” There, that’s how it’s done. Now how hard was that?

By contrast, I’ve heard tales of bargaining in the middle east where people would fein shock, beat their breasts and fall to the ground in tears.

116 shakuhachi July 15, 2009 at 7:30 am

Mizar5,

You are confusing the forms of government, like having a parliament and a president, with independent, sovereign government, formed and controlled by the native people of the country. Iraq and Afghanistan have governments, but they are governments set up by the occupying power to co-opt certain elements of those those nations to assist in the domination and control of those nations. The governments are devices of control for the occupying power, not proof of independent self-determination. If the same situation was prevailing the the USA, the American people would object to such occupation, and rightly so.

The Afghan president cannot even prevent the US from killing civilians. Bombing Afghan wedding parties has become a trend the the extent that Afghans must wonder if it is deliberate. The Afghan president has requested that such attacks stop, but has been ignored by the US. In the meantime, the US has been considering replacing their puppet with someone else.

The Iraqi’s were attacked by the US without provocation, and adding insult to injury, have taken their right to self-determination taken from them. That is why they are engaged in a struggle against the US, and why many have become radicalised and anti-American. It is an occupation, and any people suffering the same thing would think it was an occupation, including Americans.

117 alexwon July 15, 2009 at 7:42 am

Ah, Mizar, I give myself too much credit.
Since I am not that familiar with Tilly’s work I must assume you really have an axe to grind with the MH Tilly. So be it. Personally I think he is doing fine, but you probably already know that.

118 Mizar5 July 15, 2009 at 7:46 am

shakuhachi: “Iraq and Afghanistan have governments, but they are governments set up by the occupying power to co-opt certain elements of those those nations to assist in the domination and control of those nations. The governments are devices of control for the occupying power, not proof of independent self-determination. If the same situation was prevailing the the USA, the American people would object to such occupation, and rightly so.”

Categorically incorrect, shakuhachi. There is self-determination, an independent, democratically elected govt. , and constitution created by Iraqis. The various stakeholders are still wrangling among themselves. In short, it is the real deal. And if the US could get a 79.6% turnout, it would be nothing short of incredible.

“The Afghan president cannot even prevent the US from killing civilians. Bombing Afghan wedding parties has become a trend the the extent that Afghans must wonder if it is deliberate. The Afghan president has requested that such attacks stop, but has been ignored by the US. In the meantime, the US has been considering replacing their puppet with someone else.”

Congratualations! You are either privy to a set of facts that no one else is, or you are extremely busy making them up as you go along. It’s not difficult to see which of the two is the case. Please don’t attempt to insult my intelligence, which, meager as it is, at least retains the ability to perceive groundless bullshit.

Much as I enjoy drawing people into tripping all over their own words, you are a spectacle that is painful to watch.

119 Mizar5 July 15, 2009 at 7:49 am

alexwon:”Personally I think he is doing fine, but you probably already know that.”

I agree. He has done all my work for me. You are not so accomodating.

120 alexwon July 15, 2009 at 7:52 am

Oh but I try

121 Brendon Carr (Korea Law Blog) July 15, 2009 at 7:56 am

Netizen Kim — You say you have no experience in a Korean working environment. Meanwhile, I have been in a Korean working environment for 13 years as a legal advisor, soaking in contract negotiations and disputes over contract. Yet you’re the one who knows what’s going on in this area.

This is why I say don’t seek the advice of Netizen Kim. Except on the point of not burning bridges with the former employer, the government-run lab. That’s a good one, and of course I wasn’t suggesting anyone do that. However, I’d expect the former employer to take care of the bridge-burning anyway.

Of course Koreans are capable of adhering to contract. My basic point remains the same: Koreans are much more likely than Westerners to breach the contract in shocking ways if you don’t have a personal relationship cemented.

122 Mizar5 July 15, 2009 at 8:07 am

alexwon:”Oh but I try”

Not hard enough. To really make a modest but logical thinker like myself look brilliant, start by abandoning logic for insults and vague allegations.

You’ll need some kind of axe to grind, too.

And, for cying out loud, you’ll have to stop communicating and just spout nonsequitor slogans.

Finally, don’t neglect to mischaracterize everything I say, and make it obvious.

Get to work. Your stooge cheque is in the mail.

123 vince July 15, 2009 at 8:08 am

@those who don’t drink Korean:

Old Korean drinking story-
“hey, why are you beating that old man?” He replied “That’s not an old man, that’s my son. I’m beating him because he won’t drink 백새주”.

I am like so disappointed in my Korea experts. Enjoy your Cass.

124 alexwon July 15, 2009 at 8:39 am

Mizar, I would love to step up and get to work. But I’m afraid I wouldn’t be that good at it. Seeing that your recommendations are not working for others, I’d just be stealing your money.

125 JW July 15, 2009 at 8:55 am

Koreans are much more likely than Westerners to breach the contract in shocking ways if you don’t have a personal relationship cemented.

Of course, Westerners make up for that by breaching the spirit of the contract by utilizing loopholes. So in terms of (shocking breach + loopholes = total contractual infidelity), which comes out better? Is one set of components leading to same value of contractual infidelity better or worse than another set?

126 Mizar5 July 15, 2009 at 8:57 am

That’s right Alex. Neither Shakuhachi nor “Charles Tilly” have pulled out the big guns yet. They both failed to mention the toxic monster created by the US military out of poisonous wastes dumped into the Han River.

127 Brendon Carr (Korea Law Blog) July 15, 2009 at 9:06 am

Of course, Westerners make up for that by breaching the spirit of the contract by utilizing loopholes. So in terms of (shocking breach + loopholes = total contractual infidelity), which comes out better? Is one set of components leading to same value of contractual infidelity better or worse than another set?

I’ve not said anything about “better” or “worse” — just pointed out the difference. Not knowing where the differences lie is where you get bitten.

128 alexwon July 15, 2009 at 9:10 am

That’s cause the Iraqis don’t have a movie industry yet. Just give it time. When capitalism and democracy reigns the monster will rear its ugly head on the shores of the Euphrates. Or is it the Tigris?

129 Mizar5 July 15, 2009 at 9:17 am

JW:”So in terms of (shocking breach + loopholes = total contractual infidelity), which comes out better? Is one set of components leading to same value of contractual infidelity better or worse than another set?”

Where did you ever get such a ridiculous argument?

Loopholes can be useful, or they can be maddening, but they are legal. Therefore, it is incorrect to characterize them as “contractual infidelity.”

130 Mizar5 July 15, 2009 at 9:22 am

alexwon:”That’s cause the Iraqis don’t have a movie industry yet. Just give it time. When capitalism and democracy reigns the monster will rear its ugly head on the shores of the Euphrates. Or is it the Tigris?”

Is this multiple choice?
I choose d.

131 JW July 15, 2009 at 9:24 am

Why in the world do you think people talk about the importance of the “spirit of the law”? If you break it, it qualifies as “contractual infidelity” in my book.

132 Mizar5 July 15, 2009 at 9:35 am

The law is written to be precise. It is intended to be followed to the letter, not to the spirit. But this is getting a bit abstract? Can you guys provide some examples?

133 NetizenKim July 15, 2009 at 10:11 am

Mizar:
The law is written to be precise. It is intended to be followed to the letter, not to the spirit. But this is getting a bit abstract? Can you guys provide some examples?

Dude, I gave an example back in #104. Wells Fargo bank sues ITSELF. That’s the kind of absurdity that occurs when you blindly follow the law to the letter. Not to mention bankrupt Wall Street awarding itself millions of dollars in bonuses with taxpayer money and CEOs getting golden parachutes.

134 Sperwer July 15, 2009 at 10:17 am

Of course, Westerners make up for that by breaching the spirit of the contract by utilizing loopholes. … Is one set of components leading to same value of contractual infidelity better or worse than another set?

Yes; there’s a difference. The Korean disposition to renege on any agreement they later find inconvenient or insufficiently favorable (usually because they haven’t thought through the consequences) is the negation of contract generally. Someone’s taking advantage of a loophole is simply evidence of the relative incompetence of one of the contracting parties or his attorney; in fact, what are often characterized as loopholes often are provisions that at least one of the parties is well aware of. The principle of caveat emptor is the essence of contract.

135 JW July 15, 2009 at 11:02 am

Hmnn, interesting Sperwer, thank you for the legal lesson. And of course, the Western disposition to milk loopholes to the fullest extent possible costs people valuable time and money — quite often people’s entire life savings — often for the *longest time* possible.

136 Mizar5 July 15, 2009 at 11:41 am

“the Western disposition to milk loopholes to the fullest extent possible…”

I absolutely adore this variety of fallacious argument – circular logic with the conclusion already embedded in the premise. Rather than attempt to prove the assertion (in this case, that Westerners have a disposition to milk loopholes to the fullest extent possible), simply assume it to be true by sneaking the word Western in as an adjective to describing that imputed disposition.

Anyone who can learn to do this can entertain himself all day long.

137 Sperwer July 15, 2009 at 11:48 am

Hmnn, interesting Sperwer, thank you for the legal lesson. And of course, the Western disposition to milk loopholes to the fullest extent possible costs people valuable time and money — quite often people’s entire life savings — often for the *longest time* possible.

What Mizar said, and

There ARE opportunity costs associated with the rule of law; but they are marginal compared to the benefits and trivial compared to the exorbitant costs associated with the sorts of behaviour (i.e., corruption, as perceived from within the system of legal norms) necessary to obtain lesser levels of assurance of performance and enforcement in extra-legal or dramatically imperfecct quasi-legal systems such as Korea’s.

You, JW, don’t have a clue about which you purport to speak; only a bathetic collection of ignorant prejudices.

138 WeikuBoy July 15, 2009 at 11:52 am

My lesson in Korean contract law came early in my sojourn.

A Korean co-teacher gave me beer coupons she had purchased for a college charity party, to be held at a local restaurant. Hey, college party, free beer; I took the coupons and said thanks. Fast forward to the event; I presented myself at the beer taps and said, 맥주 주세요 (Beer, please!).

My coupons (all of them) were taken, never to be seen again. But no beer was provided. Instead, a young man came out, separated me from the party (and the females), and found out why I was there. After passing his test, I was seated at a table (alone); but no beer came. A little while later, another slightly older young man came and again separated me from the party (and the females) and checked me out. After that, I was taken to the table with the senior-most (male) professors. A pitcher of beer was ordered, and was quickly delivered and consumed. The conversation was friendly, but no new pitchers were ordered; so after a while I took that as my cue to leave.

Lesson learned: a foreigner with a contract is just a barbarian waving a piece of paper. Nothing happens in Korea unless and until the senior-most ajosshi says it happens. Then it happens with lightning speed. But not until then. And not in a way that matches the foreigners expectations.

139 Mizar5 July 15, 2009 at 11:54 am

NK:”Wells Fargo bank sues ITSELF. That’s the kind of absurdity that occurs when you blindly follow the law to the letter.”

I’ll readily admit that the subject of interpreting law is beyond my current realm of expertise. Originalism, textualism, facial contextualism, historical contextualism, developmentalism, doctrinalism, structuralism, strict constructionalism. This is why we need to hire attornies.

I’d sooner depend on the advice of a competent attorney charged with strict adherence to the letter of the law than the word of someone with little regard for contracts; presumably you would too, wouldn’t you?

140 JW July 15, 2009 at 11:55 am

Hey Troll, do you realize that nobody here is attempting to “prove” any assertions?

God dammit, why did I just respond to you…

141 JW July 15, 2009 at 12:03 pm

Hey Sperwer…relax buddy, I never said the korean legal system wasn’t more flawed than what we have here in the States. In fact, if you read what I wrote above, you would have noted that I said korea has a problem with its institutions not being set up and enforced to an optimal degree.

142 JW July 15, 2009 at 12:15 pm

I do wish though, Sperwer, that you wouldn’t talk about “korean disposition” as if koreans as a people wouldn’t appreciate a more just legal system. If that wasnt your intent, then sorry, I overestimated your ability of choose words wisely.

143 Mizar5 July 15, 2009 at 12:16 pm

Another analogy that may or may not prove productive is that of Western vs. Eastern medicine. OK, analogies do not strictly apply and may not be apropos. And of course, I may be cherrypicking my analogy here.

Be that as it may, consider the difference between medicine based on adherence to empirical evidence vs. medicine based on tradition and heresay. There may well be instances in which Eastern medicine works and Western medicine does not. There are limitations to every system.

Even so, there is a fundamental difference in validity between astrology and astronomy; feng shui (pung su chiri) and geography. One system is based on sound inference while the other is founded upon belief. It may sound triumpalist, but logic and precision are in fact superior to vague, fuzzy thinking. Western medicine with all its limitiations is fundamentally superior to Eastern medicine.

Let’s apply this to contracts.

There may be various criticisms of the legal profession as it has been developed in Western nations, some of which have great merit, but to make a broad condemnation of the whole based on a single example of one of its limitations is erroneous. JW’s syllogism does this. It is as follows:

1. The modern legal profession was developed in the West, and Westerners have a disposition for observing legal documents;

2. The creation of legal documents can result in loopholes, which some people may exploit;

3. Some people exploit loopholes to the fullest extent possible;

4. Therefore, Westerners have a disposition for exploiting loopholes to the fullest extent possible.

Absurd, isn’t it? The Western approach to contracts is fundamentally more sound than the Korean approach.

144 Mizar5 July 15, 2009 at 12:27 pm

JW:”Hey Troll, do you realize that nobody here is attempting to “prove” any assertions?”

Well, naturally. Somebody is only interested in making bald, unproven assertions in a manner that is argumentative without the rigor of any of the formal rules of argument. And anyone who notices is a troll.

145 wjk, 검은 머리 외국인 July 15, 2009 at 12:29 pm

i am told that a non white person from Poland experienced the following:

he sat at a outside seating restaurant with his Polish girlfriend.

Waiter called. Ignored.
Waiter called. Ignored.
Waiter called. Male waiter comes.

THROWS their table away from them, and leaves.

This happen to anyone in Seoul, regardless of any race?

This was what I was told recently.

In Russia, Russians attack non white foreigners with intent to kill on Adolf’s birthday. Yet, they celebrate Victory in Europe day with religious fervor.
I think in the case of the Russians, it was simply that one evil force was punished, but the other evil force was spared and became victors and were never accounted for by history’s judgement. Stalin and Mao should be dug up and burned and desecrated. They ruined the lives of billions and killed millions. Stalin and Mao should never be celebrated. The evil Germans were someone else’s story to Koreans. However the deeds of Stalin and Mao relate strongly to Korean Han.

Hey, at least they gave you SOME beer. And didn’t throw you out.
I’m not sure why they didn’t talk to you. Some unspoken attempt to stop you from befriending the Korean females? As can be seen in the case of Poland, pussy protection is a universal instinct. Don’t complain too much. As if it’s only done in Korea.

146 wjk, 검은 머리 외국인 July 15, 2009 at 12:36 pm

and by that logic, gay white male English teachers in Korea who pass the HIV test, should be looking at wide open playing field, no?

I mean, all the Korean boys in Korea are homos, right?

and, the pussy protection steers you socially openly to males, but there is some hostility when encountering Korean females, right?

Thus, it can be concluded that gay white boy who passed the HIV test has a gold mine in Korea, right?

Unless, we correctly deduce that it is not so. There must be precious few Korean men who actually spread thongko and shove penis in a male thongko and pant and moan all night long.

All night.

ha, ha.

ha.

it’s a true wonder, since at least all the K-pop boys are all pretty and gay, I wonder how you have no game in Korea.

I don’t think bouncer will harass you for sitting with Chulsoo, but you can’t get hot gay sex in Korea?

are you sure all the guys in Korea are gay and Korean women are waiting for a non-gay foreign dick?

147 Sperwer July 15, 2009 at 12:36 pm

Hey Sperwer…relax buddy, I never said the korean legal system wasn’t more flawed than what we have here in the States. In fact, if you read what I wrote above, you would have noted that I said korea has a problem with its institutions not being set up and enforced to an optimal degree.

Woo-hoo! And my point was not that Korea has problems with its institutions, but that your attempt to equate the flaws of the Korean system with those of the Western systems (as you did in the passages to which I was responding, is both an unfounded bit of PC rubbish.

I do wish though, Sperwer, that you wouldn’t talk about “korean disposition” as if koreans as a people wouldn’t appreciate a more just legal system. If that wasnt your intent, then sorry, I overestimated your ability of choose words wisely.

LOL; this is pretty rich coming from someone shooting fast and loose from the stern port with careless allegations about the ‘West”, as Mizar points out.

But OK, I should have said the disposition of the Korean arrangement of legal, political commercial and cultural “institutions” that shape most Koreans behaviour in most situations. No serious reader would have assumed I was speaking about the conduct of every Korean, let alone the intentions and wishes of all Koreans; still it’s interesting isn’t it that when push comes to shove even the most (ostensibly) well-intentioned willplead the exigency of needing to comply with the Borg code, instead of doing what’s right on the basis of their prior contractual agreements.

148 Arghaeri July 15, 2009 at 12:42 pm

“Waeguks are generally naive and poor at negotiating in general. Haggling is common in Korea but Waeguks are very bad at haggling.”

The problem is the koreans frequently start the haggling after signing the contract, which they seem to consider is merely if memorandum of understanding, details to be haggled later!!!

149 Mizar5 July 15, 2009 at 12:47 pm

When you consider all the arguments that JK might have made in defence of Korea with regard to contracts, it is a damn shame that he instead chose to commit himself to that singularly weak argument about loopholes and the spirit of the law.

I might have stated that Koreans traditionally consider responsibility toward others in a relational context. I could have made the case for this by citing Confucism, which defines responsibility toward others in terms of relationships. I might have stated that Korea is less litigious than the West, and, while faulting the West for that, provided some examples of how the human touch in conflict resolution often proves more effective.

Only having fun with you JW. I thought I’d switch over to your side of the fence now for the heck of it.

150 Arghaeri July 15, 2009 at 12:48 pm

“Any culture that uses 도장, or a registered personal seal, as opposed to the practice of scribbling something highly illegible on paper, is a culture that understands the concept of binding written agreements.”

Considering most of the international agreements I have been party to, have used the korean registered seal WITHOUT the registered seal holder being present, I would think that is somewhat of a moot point. Anyone can use your seal, whereas a least with a signature the person has to be present and the signature can later be analysed against other samples of that persons signature. I even had the task on one occasion of delivering my sajang-nims company seal overseas since he was to busy to attend in person.

151 Mizar5 July 15, 2009 at 12:50 pm

Deep Thoughts…

by wjk

152 McGenghis July 15, 2009 at 12:53 pm

Those people who installed that WJK blocking device are missing out on some hilarious support for continued experimentation in psychological treatment.

That little dangling addendum ‘all night’ is genius.

WJK: bringing levity (in threes) to the Marmot’s Hole since whenever.

153 anonymous in korea July 15, 2009 at 12:54 pm

Thank you Barrister Carr and Netizen Kim for your kind and thoughtful advice.
But I’m realizing everyone on this blog is looney tunes. Especially the puppet troll. It’s time to nuke this thread from orbit. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

154 Arghaeri July 15, 2009 at 12:57 pm

“The law is written to be precise. It is intended to be followed to the letter, not to the spirit. But this is getting a bit abstract? Can you guys provide some examples?”

On the contrary, there is a big difference between the law, and a contract, the law in many jurisidictions does in fact rely on “purposive” interpretation where ambiguity is evident, and evidence of the the intent of the drafters is frequently taken into consideration. This is very much the case in European law, and more and more frequently is considered in English law, (in past times English law did take a much more literal approach to interpretation, even when clearly contrary to the intent).

155 Mizar5 July 15, 2009 at 1:07 pm

Arghaeri, get off my tail!

156 Mizar5 July 15, 2009 at 1:13 pm

anonymous in korea:”I’m realizing everyone on this blog is looney tunes. Especially the puppet troll.”

Thank you. I’m glad you didn’t write Hanna Barbera. Penfold, ahem, Arghaeri is Cosgrove Hall Films, I believe.

157 JW July 15, 2009 at 1:13 pm

but that your attempt to equate the flaws of the Korean system with those of the Western systems

My attempt to equate…hmnn, well not exactly. I asked an honest question (about different sets of components) in response to Brendon Carr and you answered. What careless allegations about the West are you talking about? That the “West” (the word chosen to refer to America by Mr. Carr) is known for their tendency to find and milk loopholes on the one hand and to become way too litigious on the other? That assertion has about as much authority behind it as the assertion that “Koreans are known for their tendency to renege on contracts”. I think one can also argue that there’s some mutual exclusivity involved– the more litigious and “letter bound” a society is, the less shocking breaches of contract there’s likely to be, and vice versa, which suggests — I’m not sure, but it does suggest — that the two properties are to some degree substitutes of one another in terms of judging their total effect on society.

158 Arghaeri July 15, 2009 at 1:17 pm

Mizar, why are you having a problem backing up your bald assertions!! ;-)

159 Mizar5 July 15, 2009 at 1:21 pm

Blast! Penfold, shush!

160 Arghaeri July 15, 2009 at 1:22 pm

LOL ;-)

161 Sperwer July 15, 2009 at 8:42 pm

What careless allegations about the West are you talking about?

That the “West” is known for their tendency to find and milk loopholes on the one hand and to become way too litigious on the other?

res ipsa loquitur.

162 JW July 15, 2009 at 11:35 pm

Hey Sperwer, ok here’s the truth. See I had something of a man-crush on Brendon Carr that developed from observing his numerous brave encounters against Engrish teachers — I tell ya, I ain’t too fond of them when they get too cranky, but I just don’t got the balls to come out swinging like he does — but then up above in this thread he comes out of nowhere saying contracts are “non-sensical” to koreans…really disappointing. Huge letdown. Got me all irritated. I guess you can say I responded likewise to his “careless hyperbole” about koreans. But don’t worry, I’ve developed a thick skin against the neverending “careless allegations” that spews out from well established korean haters on this site, which hopefully doesn’t include you.

163 JW July 15, 2009 at 11:55 pm

korean haters -> korea haters

164 NetizenKim July 16, 2009 at 12:03 am

Hate to break it to you, JW, but Carr and Sperwer’s got a full blown and flaming bromance thing going already on behind the scenes. Don’t get caught up in this, don’t want to see you get hurt.

165 NetizenKim July 16, 2009 at 5:08 am

I just won the bid for a Samsung DTB-H260F HDTV tuner box on eBay. I’m on my way to getting rid of Time Warner Cable TV. Good riddance!

166 Mizar5 July 16, 2009 at 6:15 am

JW:”I guess you can say I responded likewise to his “careless hyperbole” about koreans. But don’t worry, I’ve developed a thick skin against the neverending “careless allegations” that spews out from well established korean haters on this site.”

I was still chuckling at the irony of that self-contradictory remark when I came across this one, which mystified me:

JW:”korean haters -> korea haters

I’m curious, what is the significance of the distinction for you?

Further, what is it that establishes someone as a “well-established korea(n) hater?

And if they are so established in your mind, does that mean that the rest of your assertions about their “careless hyperbole”, neverending “careless allegations” and hatred are therefore established in your mind as well?

And if your skin is so thick why do you then launch into careless hyperbolic allegations about the very people who purportedly do not bother you?

OK, I understand. the “thick skin” you’re talking about is not actually a thick skin of indifference to criticism but increased hostility toward those who offend you.

I know it hurts to hear generalizations about the culture of one’s ethnic identity. But what the hell. It’s nothing to get so conflicted about.

167 JW July 16, 2009 at 6:16 am

Oops, that reminds me, I still haven’t returned the cable box to time warner…I’m in the hole for 300 beans and repeated mailings from a collection agency.

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