I Hate It When That Happens

by Robert Koehler on July 6, 2009

in Completely Random Crap

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1 alexwon July 6, 2009 at 12:57 pm

Pixels make everything look more evil. Hope the kids didn’t have to see that!

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2 KrZ July 6, 2009 at 1:02 pm

I had seen every form of pornography imaginable by the end of 5th grade. That’s the year I finally figured out how to use the local University library’s dialup to get onto usenet, which I discovered by wardialing in the first place. By 7th grade my dad found the hardcore beastiality on my computer and freaked out, even though I only had it because I found it amusing. My point being I turned out fine so it’s nothing to get worked up over if the kids saw a little sex.

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3 Seth Gecko July 6, 2009 at 1:21 pm

How embarrassing.

One thing, though. If it had been a male teacher, I would have looked at the situation with more suspicion. Anyone else?

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4 Brendon Carr (Korea Law Blog) July 6, 2009 at 1:25 pm

My point being I turned out fine so it’s nothing to get worked up over if the kids saw a little sex.

Wait, didn’t you tell us earlier that you were extradited to the United States to serve time in prison for drug trafficking? Are you sure that’s “turning out fine”?

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5 Seth Gecko July 6, 2009 at 1:29 pm

Wait, didn’t you tell us earlier that you were extradited to the United States to serve time in prison for drug trafficking? Are you sure that’s “turning out fine”?

No, no, no… when KrZ said he was extradicted for “doing horse”, he wasn’t referring to heroin!

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6 KrZ July 6, 2009 at 1:36 pm

That’s the part of my background that made “turning out fine” into a joke ;)

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7 alexwon July 6, 2009 at 1:55 pm

However, after clicking on KrZ’s name, pixels are sometimes useful.

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8 Brian D July 6, 2009 at 2:08 pm

Indeed, if it were a male teacher I wonder how this would be different.

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9 Darth Babaganoosh July 6, 2009 at 2:31 pm

“Parents have to find words to explain what the they [kids] saw?”
A parent wants help with the questions the kids are asking him?

Um… they are in 5th grade. Should the kids not already have had The Talk?

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10 Seth Gecko July 6, 2009 at 2:36 pm

“Parents have to find words to explain what the they [kids] saw?”
A parent wants help with the questions the kids are asking him?

Um… they are in 5th grade. Should the kids not already have had The Talk?

Well, we don’t really know the extewnt of what was seen. Could be some KrZ stuff :)

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11 Adams-awry July 6, 2009 at 2:56 pm

MY GOD! I clicked. I CLICKED! KrZ – that is pure evil! YOU are pure evil. Oh my. Oh no. That is just too horrible. Others be warned, for your own sanity, never click on his name. I’m pretty new here, so I might just be the last to know, but I wish I’d never known. I blame you alexwon.

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12 cmm July 6, 2009 at 3:03 pm

embedded videos don’t show up for me thanks to the firewall…
…but that firewall is quite porous, and proxy servers are an easy workaround. could someone copy and post the original youtube link?
gracias…

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13 alexwon July 6, 2009 at 3:58 pm

Sorry Adams-awry. Should have just kept my shut.

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14 Billy July 6, 2009 at 4:02 pm

@11: I clicked on KrZ’s one man one jar too. I saw your post too late. I think I’m going to cry.

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15 robert neff July 6, 2009 at 6:32 pm

@11 and @14 – I have been here for quite some time and unfortunately did the same thing you did. I don’t think I will ever be clean again. Was that a trick you learned while in prison here in Korea KrZ?

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16 SomeguyinKorea July 6, 2009 at 7:28 pm

All right, I’ll be a good sport and be the first to ask the questions you want us so much to ask:

How would the Korean press spin this story if it happened here? How would they spin it if the teacher was Korean and how would they spin it if the teacher wasn’t?

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17 foflappy July 6, 2009 at 9:37 pm

Hey hey! My piece of shit home town made the news!!!! Woo-hoo. A-hem. It’s not a bad town, really. That part about the father needing support from the school to counsel his children is a bit rich. Geeze…..

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18 guitard July 7, 2009 at 12:14 am

http://www.thespoof.com/news/s.....e=s4i55652

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