KORUS FTA Needs Work: Obama

by Robert Koehler on June 17, 2009

The CEO of America’s largest car maker — who also doubles as POTUS — has told Korean President Lee Myung-bak that the KORUS FTA needs more work:

President Barack Obama said on Tuesday that auto, beef and other trade issues with South Korea must be resolved before he will ask Congress to vote on a two-year-old free trade agreement with the longtime ally.

“We want to make sure that we have … an agreement that I feel confident is good for the American people, that President Lee feels confident is good for the Korean people, before we start trying to time when we would present it,” Obama said at a press conference with South Korean President Lee Myung-bak.

It seems to me that President Lee already feels confident the deal is good for the Korean people, which is why he’s been asking for an early ratification of the agreement.

He paired South Korea’s concern about beef imports with U.S. concerns about the pact’s auto provisions, saying both were “understandable, legitimate issues for negotiation.”

Way to reward an ally for biting the bullet of last year’s candlelight protests there, sir.

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1 Dram_man June 17, 2009 at 10:25 am

I doubt Lee “bit the bullet” on anything beef related last year. It was all just proxy for the usual pissing match between the two sides here. Its no different then when Hyundai “bites the bullet” over the usual union raises.

2 Arghaeri June 17, 2009 at 11:35 am

Isn’t the normal way to make sure its good before you sign it, hence “agreement”?

3 yuna June 17, 2009 at 11:54 am

I saw the Rose Garden Press Conference. From a soft political view, (ooh, he’s wearing the same tie as yesterday kind of political insight), the impression I got was that Obama *tried* to like and respect 2MB (with a grown up man’s resolve) and give him support, because O took the fundamental stance at the very beginning in a half-arsed way, that North Korea goes back on its words so must be held accountable for it. However, there was no back-slapping Golf-club sharing Gung-Ho kind of rapport there between these two like there had been between 2MB and Dubya.
I think it cannot be more out of sync – Korean government & American government. However, I wouldn’t be surprised that N.Korea starts to really hate Hilary Clinton. I know they really hated Bush, but with Obama, they have yet to call him names because even KJI probably thinks he’s great compared to Dubya. But I can see that Hilary Clinton has taken the role that N.Korea can single out to hate. She could easily turn into the inverse-Colin Powell, if Obama has an epiphany.

4 cm June 17, 2009 at 12:01 pm

Can’t they just vote “no free trade” and get this over with? What’s this wishy washy “maybe”, or “we need to renegotiate”. blah blah blah.

This is going on to its third year since the FTA agreement. Get it over with, already!

5 Mizar5 June 17, 2009 at 12:37 pm

“…the impression I got was that Obama *tried* to like and respect 2MB (with a grown up man’s resolve) and give him support, because O took the fundamental stance at the very beginning in a half-arsed way, that North Korea goes back on its words so must be held accountable for it. ”

Pretty off the mark actually. They couldn’t be more fully in sync on NK. Obama’s statement that NK has been rewarded for its beligerence in the past was a direct jab at KDJ’s and NMH’s policies. He announced that he and 2MB were making a radical policy change and would hold NK accountable for its actions with sanctions that bite. The back story is that Obama sent an envoy to China to engage the NK diplomats, but NK chose to slap aside the olive branch and test nuclear weapons.

6 Brendon Carr (Korea Law Blog) June 17, 2009 at 2:10 pm

Plus, it can already be seen that Obama likes and respects no man other than himself.

7 yuna June 17, 2009 at 2:27 pm

The back story is that Obama sent an envoy to China to engage the NK diplomats, but NK chose to slap aside the olive branch and test nuclear weapons.

When was this done? because the damage was done when N.Koreans weren’t invited to the his inauguration.

Plus, it can already be seen that Obama likes and respects no man other than himself.

He respects Manmohan Singh

8 yuna June 17, 2009 at 2:36 pm

Here is the genuine rapport between Obama and Singh
Note that hand on the back? that’s a classic, that is!
And here is one happy couple…That big genuine grin, doesn’t Dubya look like he’s on a fairground ride with his best buddy? All he needs is a candy floss on a stick..

9 john_galt718 June 17, 2009 at 5:45 pm

“Plus, it can already be seen that Obama likes and respects no man other than himself.”
Already be seen where exactly?

10 Mizar5 June 18, 2009 at 2:32 am

Rapport is not the issue. Alignment is. Regarding NK policy the two appear to be in complete alignment. Obama ostensibly respects the sovereignty of SK and has also not indicated that he has any issues with Lee’s internal policies. However, on trade issues, where their respective interests conflict, Obama is not in a position to be in complete alignment with Lee.

11 Mizar5 June 18, 2009 at 2:50 am

john_galt: Plus, it can already be seen that Obama likes and respects no man other than himself.
Already be seen where exactly?

In the partisan minds of US conservatives. The same disengenuous Republicans who are prodding Obama’s responsible remarks about the Iranian election saying that the US needs to make beligerent statements in order to stand resolutely for free elections in Iran – as though Republicans had any concern whatsoever about the democratic process or any principle other than padding the pockets of the priviledged. It’s clear that Bush would have been applauded for such remarks.

Ironically, McCain (“bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran” – to the tune of Barbara Ann) is also advocating the same. Obama has pointed out that, while he is concerned that the elections were not fair, and he has supports the peaceful resistance, neither side represents the interests of democracy and it would be counterproductive for America to take sides on an internal Iranian political issue.

Pretty impressive, no?

12 Gillian June 18, 2009 at 4:33 am

I’ll weigh in with CM, can’t they just let the patient die? There should be some way for the KORUS FTA to be allowed to die with dignity.

13 Andy Jackson June 18, 2009 at 6:45 am

#11 We already know you worship the man, you do not need to remind us every single time his name comes up.

14 john_galt718 June 18, 2009 at 4:24 pm

I’m just looking for clarification on Brendon Carr’s strange comment.

15 holterbarbour June 18, 2009 at 5:25 pm
16 Brendon Carr (Korea Law Blog) June 18, 2009 at 5:32 pm

The above story regarding iPhone is based on some tip from an “industry source” — who might be a KT employee, an SK Telecom employee, or someone in government who’s received a rate plan for approval. Wait for an announcement from Apple. That’s when we’ll know it’s actually going to happen.

There’s no such announcement on Apple’s site, yet.

I can’t wait, myself. iPhone’s going to blow the roof off this place.

17 holterbarbour June 18, 2009 at 5:36 pm

Are you saying you doubt the accuracy and integrity of the Korean press in publishing something other than indisputable truth?

Sure, the grain of salt is more like the size of a rock hurled by FTA protesters, but still– it’s the first time I’ve heard anything quite so positive from any (reasonably) reputable source.

18 Brendon Carr (Korea Law Blog) June 18, 2009 at 5:48 pm

In my experience, Korean enterprises and individuals (and especially government officials) are known to jump the gun on announcement of things which excite them. Apple, on the other hand, is in the Cone of Silence up to and until the time as Apple is ready to release whatever it is. So while a news story sourced from a Korean entity may or may not describe an actual firm and fixed agreement in respect of iPhone being launched in the Korean market, an announcement from Apple is iron-clad.

Anyway, I expect to buy an iPhone in the first days. I’m planning to use it in concert with Marketcircle’s Daylite personal information manager and push e-mail. They may never see me in the office again.

I’m looking forward to the inevitable news analysis pieces which will tell us why iPhone is doomed to fail in the unique and competitive Korean market.

19 john_galt718 June 18, 2009 at 5:52 pm

#11 “neither side represents the interests of democracy”
not sure from your comment if by neither side you mean, neither side, conservative/liberal in the US or the two sides moderate/draconian in Iran.

this is what interests me about the “twitter revolution”, e.g. the countless #iranelection “tweets” (squeaking farts), since Ahmadinejad took off to Moscow. all of these breathless armchair revolutionaries around the globe painting their icons green and vowing their solidarity w/ Moussavi’s supporters appear to be (willfully) overlooking the fact that the real issue is Khamenei, the burrito supreme. This was never a democracy to defend in the first place and Moussavi supporters have no real intention of challenging the Ayatollah (however trumped up his credentials may be). Obama would be a fool to get involved with this circus at this stage of the game.

however, i like that Obama took a moment to a moment to slam “violence directed at peaceful protesters” as 2MB stood mutely by.

20 holterbarbour June 18, 2009 at 6:03 pm

If I can wait as long as I have, I can wait a little longer to get the 3GS when it comes out in September. For purposes of reasoned discussion online I shall acknowledge that nothing is written in stone– but for my own giddy wishlisting, I shall ignore everything but what I want to hear. And what I want to hear is that the little f***ker will be here in July, with the 3GS model coming in September.

21 Linkd June 18, 2009 at 6:19 pm

Korean enterprises and individuals (and especially government officials) are known to jump the gun on announcement of things which excite them.

Exhibit No. 46,397: Jeju to be mecca for English

“…Also, the buildings and other facilities will be modeled after those in English-speaking countries. The city plans to hire native English speakers as shop owners and salesmen.

The city will also build 5,800 housing units capable of accommodating up to 23,000 people.

The global education city project will cost a total of 1.8 trillion won, with the government paying 482.4 billion won and private investors the rest. …”

22 Wedge June 18, 2009 at 6:22 pm

#19: “however, i like that Obama took a moment to a moment to slam violence directed at peaceful protesters as 2MB stood mutely by [multiple sic].”

If you think it’s the Korean riot police putting the hurt on protestors, and not vice-versa, then Amnesty International is looking for a big, fat donation from you.

Back on topic: Looking forward to an Apple press release.

23 john_galt718 June 18, 2009 at 6:57 pm

#18 I’ve been using the iphone for the last couple of years and I still miss the blackberry – many brilliant design features, but the Iphone’s keyboard was poorly conceived; as a software developer, I don’t understand why they didn’t work harder to resolve the typing problems prior to release. (nice the way it flips easily between the English and Korean alphabets, however).

Still don’t know where you were going with your apparent Obama snark – maybe I missed it in a previous comment session.

#19 Perhaps you can provide me with some evidence of protesters “putting the hurt” on Korean riot police.

24 Sperwer June 18, 2009 at 7:41 pm

Perhaps you can provide me with some evidence of protesters putting the hurt on Korean riot police.

Is that a joke or have you just had your head buried somewhere for the past 20 years?

25 john_galt718 June 18, 2009 at 7:52 pm

#24 I live in the US and get most of my news from dubious translated Korean news outlets and my wife. The English Korean News Organizations seem fairly politically biased from an outsider’s perspective

Over the last couple years, watching the protests over Roh’s suicide and beef import uprising from last year, I didn’t see much footage of riot police being attacked by protesters. I’m not denying they took place, that is why I’m requesting evidence – point me to a flicker set or some youtube footage and give me some context if you are so inclined.

26 wookinponub June 18, 2009 at 8:50 pm

Why do the extremophiles of the political left and right think that gobbling the knob of their preferred party equates to privileged knowledge?

27 wjk, 검은 머리 외국인 June 18, 2009 at 9:57 pm

your wife is your news source and thought source.
I think you should become go to saunas with cm.

it’s not that hard. Maybe your Korean skills are no good to read original sources of, say the chosun ilbo.
Every international editions of foreign newspapers are further edited, of course.

cm, you’re a socialistn with a low IQ. Stop pretending to be an intelligent conservative.

28 wjk, 검은 머리 외국인 June 18, 2009 at 9:59 pm

despite cm’s wishes for the collapse of the American dollar, I wouldn’t be a bit surprised if he was already looking to export his children to the USA for higher education.

what’s wrong, Canadian gyopos?

29 john_galt718 June 18, 2009 at 10:47 pm

#26
I’m not clear – you have some sort of privileged knowledge of knob gobbling?
#27
What a strange, lonely man (man-child) you seem to be. Few of your posts make much sense to me (your last screed had something to do with the pride you feel in your penis size – that was you, right?) and the fact that you have chosen the Mets as you avatar sounds like a cry for help. I’d advise you go out and find a friend or some sort of companionship, but I’m worried you lack the social skills in this regard.

30 NetizenKim June 18, 2009 at 11:34 pm

A high-ranking source in the mobile communications industry on Wednesday said, “KT has recently agreed with the largest mobile communications operator U.S.-based Apple to exclusively supply smartphone iPhone, and has confirmed to have started fine-tuning detailed procedures with Apple,” and added, “Consequently, iPhone 3G or the new iPhone 3GS are expected to be released in July or August.”

This “exclusively” means “assume the position, grab onto your ankles tightly ….”

In the US, AT&T has an exclusive agreement with Apple since 2007 and has been extended until 2010.

An odd thing about the relationship between telecoms and device manufacturers is that the telecoms have strong leverage about how the device is to be used. AT&T, for example, does not permit “tethering” on the iPhone.

I do not expect Korea Telecom to act any differently. They will try to have the WiFi disabled on the iPhone so that any web traffic is routed exclusively through KT networks.

From the article:
KT is planning to unfold a strategy of enhancing the image of the newly integrated KT by combining the ‘innovation’ image of iPhone. In addition, KT aims to contribute in forming the domestic venture ecosystem through various contents of iPhones. However, such strategies are planned to be separately advanced from the ‘KT App Store (tentative name),’ currently under construction by KT.

This atrociously mangled paragraph reveals something interesting and crucial. The action is centered not so much the iPhone itself but the content or applications that are developed for the iPhone. In the US, the applications are distributed via the iTunes App Store. Independent developers create applications, sell them through iTunes, and Apple gets 30% of the cut. This is where the money is. It appears that KT wants not only to sell iPhones but have their own app distribution as well.

31 wjk, 검은 머리 외국인 June 18, 2009 at 11:59 pm

dude, you’re the one who can’t perform a simple search in say, hangul?

kept in the dark about well known events in korea. Can’t see beyond your wife’s chimma? tsk tsk tsk.

Mets represents the original immigration site, Flushing, NY, of my family.
What’s your town? Cleveland, Chicago Cubs, Phillies prior to last year, Boston prior to the A-Rod strike out to lose 4 in a row in ALCS, Tampa Bay maybe, Pittsburgh won what in the past decades?, Milwaukee never won for Milwaukee, SF Giants going for 50 years plus, Hey, do me a favor and lick the latrine.

32 wjk, 검은 머리 외국인 June 19, 2009 at 12:08 am

yeobo, what is breast in Korean?

Yours are small.

33 wjk, 검은 머리 외국인 June 19, 2009 at 12:17 am

yeobo, what is shit in Korean?

34 john_galt718 June 19, 2009 at 12:35 am

#31
ah, so you live with your parents in Frushing, that explains much. I’ve driven through there a couple of times, but only during the day with the windows rolled up and the doors locked. What a sh*thole – no wonder you’re so bitter.

You have my pity….
:)

35 Mizar5 June 19, 2009 at 1:13 am

Andy Jackson”#11 “We already know you worship the man, you do not need to remind us every single time his name comes up.”

The only man I’ve ever worshipped was a dead man, and even then I was only worshiping an ideal. Not even that, really, because all conceptual constructs are subject to scrutiny. When bowing to a statue of the Buddha I got the part about subsuming the ego, but worship or petition was not really to the point. Obama, no I don’t worship the man but I support him.

Disregard this post. It’s insipid. But look what I’m responding to.

36 Mizar5 June 19, 2009 at 1:18 am

John Galt:”Over the last couple years, watching the protests over Roh’s suicide and beef import uprising from last year, I didn’t see much footage of riot police being attacked by protesters. I’m not denying they took place, that is why I’m requesting evidence”

Here’s how Korean protests work. The people gather and approach the police line where they proceed to attack them, pelt them with stones, bars, moltov cocktails. They also attack the police busses. The police attempt to hold the line and in the process of doing their job, some demonstrators who put themselves in harms way are hurt.

37 Mizar5 June 19, 2009 at 1:26 am

john_galt: “ah, so you live with your parents in Frushing, that explains much. I’ve driven through there a couple of times, but only during the day with the windows rolled up and the doors locked. What a sh*thole – no wonder you’re so bitter.You have my pity….”

I doubt it. Generally Flushing and Queens is not for the most part a sh*thole and safe as it generally is, one wonders why you had your windows rolled up and doors locked. Unless of course, you anticipated that wkj would be in the area.

It is in addition part of the greatest city on earth with access to great cultural treasures.

On the other hand, Bed Sty, where I lived in the 1960s was indeed a sh*thole, the most dangerous area in a city that back then was not the safest US big city. But am I bitter? No, because I wasn’t a Mets fan.

38 wjk, 검은 머리 외국인 June 19, 2009 at 1:32 am

pity?
Pretty much anyone who said anything negative about Flushing, New York was displaying an underlying hatred/fear/avoidance of the group of Korean/Chinese/Latino/Indian immigrants. Refer to John Rocker, 7 train, etc.

Basically, a hatred of immigrants.

Which is ironic, because you married a non WASP.

Flushing is no Compton, no East Saint Louis, no south side of Chicago, definitely not a Newark, New Jersey.

There is a noticeable white flight group of Italians and Irish, but they are still around here and there to peddle ethnic food, etc. However, they also aren’t WASP by definition.

Flushing has changed remarkably to more immigrants and less whites from 1986 to 2009, for certain. Once upon a time, I was in elementary school and only knew 3 Koreans in the same classroom, and a Japanese kid was my best bud.

Calling it a shit hole, hmm. I would only say a John Rocker like white guy like you or a non white racist like you would call it a shit hole.

I don’t live with my parents, and for better or worse I won’t be a resident of New York state for a couple years.

windows rolled up–maybe hatred of the smell of kimchi, or Chinese fish markets, but the weird ability to tolerate Korean pussy?

doors locked–I’ve never had anyone open my car door. You might do that in other parts of New York’s boroughs.

and the local immigrant sub population pronunciation is either
1/ Plush-ing
or
2/ Hoora-shing.

wash your dick a lot after sex. It’s a non WASP stinky hole.

39 CactusMcHarris June 19, 2009 at 2:20 am

I knew you couldn’t go more than a thousand words without using your fave four-letter word.

She – ‘Kiss me where it stinks.’
He – ‘OK – let’s go to Flushing and a Mets game.’

Now, mind you, WJK, I’m just poking fun. I’ve not had the pleasure of being to Flushing (although isn’t that where Archie Bunker’s from?) but it indeed is part of the greatest city I’ve ever seen, as Mizar noted.

40 john_galt718 June 19, 2009 at 2:29 am

#37
We roll our windows up because it smells of garbage and because we miss the high police visibility we enjoy in our own neighborhood.

We live in a part of Brooklyn where you can go for a walk after midnight and needn’t worry.

Flushing is still a crap place to live, bring up a family, etc. Immigrants, to their credit, make the most of it – good for them, as it should be. Everyone has to pay their dues and you could do worse.

You really are a vile creature, wjk, but that is just my opinion. I’ve forwarded your posts around and my wife’s friends (look yourself up on missyusa.com); they appear to agree – guys like you are part of the reason they decided to settle in the US.

41 Mizar5 June 19, 2009 at 2:34 am

Let me guess John, Park Ridge? Cobble Hill? Sheepshead Bay? Carroll Gardens? Brooklyn Heights? Not cheap.

42 Mizar5 June 19, 2009 at 2:36 am

WJK, do you run that “Rate my Penis?” site? Just curious.

43 john_galt718 June 19, 2009 at 2:39 am

If you haven’t had “the pleasure of being to Flushing”, don’t. New York is a geat city with much to see. If you are a tourist, save your time and avoid Flushing. And Staten Island and the Bronx….and most of Queens.

44 CactusMcHarris June 19, 2009 at 2:41 am

JG and Mizar,

Aside from Manhattan, my wonderful time in NY was spent mostly in Sheepshead Bay and Little Odessa.

45 john_galt718 June 19, 2009 at 2:41 am

#41
Better since the collapse.
:)

46 Mizar5 June 19, 2009 at 2:44 am

And Brooklyn is touristy? What about the the Bronx Zoo? Yankee Stadium?

47 NetizenKim June 19, 2009 at 2:48 am

#40 We live in a part of Brooklyn where you can go for a walk after midnight and needn’t worry.

Where in Brooklyn do you live?

48 wjk, 검은 머리 외국인 June 19, 2009 at 2:59 am

guys like me?

I’m actually quite unique.
I take great offense at the fact that you try to loop me into an imaginary group. Is that group by any chance an all-inclusive group of Korean males?

Garbage? Manhatten Island itself is a very garbage friendly city. I think all five boroughs are native habitats of the cockroach. You’ll find trash in Wall street, 42nd st, Union square, Harlem, everywhere. Dog owners are good about it until you go past about the 80′s.

because of guys like me, they came to the US?
What a load of horse shit.
First of all, I have no interest whatsoever in ‘rescuing’ dwanjangnyuhs’ from Korea to come over. JK might be interested, oh yeah, that’s right he found it morally unacceptable after shooting some loads off.

I am not in Korea to cause them to leave Korea. Ok?

In my mind, you are clearly intolerant of immigrants and immigrant communities, and I hope you oversleep the Bronx or Brooklyn bound subway at about what 3am?

hey, don’t pinch your nose too hard when dwaenjanggirl wants to go shop to an ‘Immigrant’ neighborhood to satisfy her kimchi days.

immigrant kids from Flushing still hit the Ivy Leagues up on a regular basis. It’s much rarer say, from Compton, Newark, the parts of Brooklyn you probably avoid like the plague, etc.

Get mugged someday, dude. You’re white trash.

In America, one of the national past times is accusing each other of being trash or racist, like you and I are doing. Have fun.

Save us from horseshit about ‘I married you because you are rescueing me from Koreans, and Korean males, and Korean families’.

Come on, you know it’s a load of crap.

49 Mizar5 June 19, 2009 at 3:00 am

That’s quite a cactus you’ve got there McHarris. Wjk must be beside himself with envy.

50 john_galt718 June 19, 2009 at 3:01 am

We are near to the river. It isn’t the best for restaurants, sadly, and the economy has had a toll, but it is quiet and pretty and safe. We see double decker tourist coaches wandering around occasionally, but not up our streets – too narrow.

The worst time of the year is July 4 when throngs from all of the other neighborhoods swarm in to watch the fireworks on the promenade and then leave w/o bothering to clean up after their mess. Small price to pay.

51 john_galt718 June 19, 2009 at 3:09 am

#48
I’m sorry, wjk, I wasn’t paying attention – could you say that again?
Thanks

52 NetizenKim June 19, 2009 at 3:09 am

Ah, so you do live in Brooklyn Heights.

53 john_galt718 June 19, 2009 at 3:14 am

#52
Close, actually, DUMBO (down under the manhattan street overpass).

54 NetizenKim June 19, 2009 at 3:16 am

Well, that’s interesting because I work in DUMBO.

55 yuna June 19, 2009 at 3:22 am

You really are a vile creature, wjk, but that is just my opinion. I’ve forwarded your posts around and my wife’s friends (look yourself up on missyusa.com); they appear to agree – guys like you are part of the reason they decided to settle in the US

He’s a kyopo. He lives in the states, if your wife and her friends settled in the States they are more likely to come across him. I am a Korean girl, and wjk is one of the reasons (along with a few others) that I’d consider dating a Korean. He may sound wild, but I don’t find his rantings any more prejudiced, or one-sided than anyone else’s. He’s one of the least bigot-like personalities on this site.

56 john_galt718 June 19, 2009 at 3:40 am

#54 If you are on the street right now and look up and around, you will probably be able to see me waving out the window….

#55 yuna
My wife is a kyopo as well, as I will one day be soon.
Did you catch what she said, btw, wjk? Go Yuna – wild isn’t the word I’d use, but to each her own, go for it 누나! (just between us – I don’t think he’s taken yet…)

57 NetizenKim June 19, 2009 at 3:57 am

#55

He may sound wild…

He’s prolly wild in the sack also. These repressed, churchy, virginal types usually turn out to be so…don’t ask how I know.

58 NetizenKim June 19, 2009 at 3:58 am

#54 If you are on the street right now and look up and around, you will probably be able to see me waving out the window….

I’m usually having a beer at Front Street Pizza around lunch time or taking a smoke break on Water St.

59 wjk, 검은 머리 외국인 June 19, 2009 at 4:49 am

I think the lady’s name is Yuna,

not Noona.

Your Korean is horrible.
Was ‘Sarang’ pretty much the only word you could mouth to her?

Thanks for standing up for the male Korean, Yuna.

Hell, yeah, I’m still a virgin.
Still with the same virgin girl.
And we plan to make it official within a year.
Already discussed with the parents.
It’s gonna be sweet.

60 john_galt718 June 19, 2009 at 5:06 am

#58
One of these days we should all grab a pizza at Grimaldi’s, if the line isn’t too long.

61 t_song June 19, 2009 at 5:25 am

wjk,

Does this mean that after you get married, we’ll see a completely different you? Or will we be treated to a series of: Wow, Sex is great! I can’t believe I waited this long to enjoy it! side rants?

Cuz I hope so.

@johngalt
I’m pretty sure you can’t “become” a gyopo, unless you’re a Korean national at one point, then immigrate. But even then, I feel like after you’ve: 1) gone to Korean military, or 2) spent most of your pre-adult life in Korea…you can’t really become a gyopo. Like my parents are first-generation Koreans, but I’d get the beatdown if I called my Dad a gyopo. But so is the slippery definition of what exactly is a gyopo. My favorite term is for the bi-racial children who are referred to as “half-gyopos.” Haha!

62 Mizar5 June 19, 2009 at 5:26 am

“dwaenjanggirl”? Never heard that one before. Sounds gross but better than buchu kimchi breath, I guess

Strange thing happens when you spend a great deal of time away from Korea. When you go back, you smell garlic in crowds. When I saw those pictures of all the red devils gathered around City Hall, all I could thing was manul namsae!

63 Sonagi June 19, 2009 at 5:30 am

I’m usually having a beer at Front Street Pizza around lunch time or taking a smoke break on Water St.

I’ve just scratched your name of my list of potential MH hookups. Hint: It’s not the beer breath or greasy pizza lips that turned me off.

64 Mizar5 June 19, 2009 at 5:34 am

wjk “Thanks for standing up for the male Korean, Yuna.”

I do have to say, you do appear to have more perspective on the political situation in Korea than Yuna does, and in that regard, I concur with her pronouncement that you are “one of the least bigot-like personalities on this site.”

65 Mizar5 June 19, 2009 at 5:47 am

“Does this mean that after you get married, we’ll see a completely different you? Or will we be treated to a series of: Wow, Sex is great!”

Don’t worry. That won’t last long.

66 es1982 June 19, 2009 at 5:50 am

John Galt #25
I knew a few veterans of the combat police back in the 1980s. One of them liked to tell me about the injuries he suffered while in the service (the ranks of the combat police were mostly filled by draftees who carry out their military obligation in the CP, instead of the infantry). One of his injuries put him in the hospital for a couple of months. My friend also mentioned, with some admiration, how fiercely the students would fight.

On the surface, the demonstrations look like a huge mismatch, what with the riot police wearing all that protective gear, and armed with long batons, tear gas grenades, and tear gas canister launchers, supported by water cannons and ominous looking tear gas trucks with mega watt fans to disperse the cheryu-tan.

But over time, if you have to be present at enough different demonstrations at a number of different universities, the odds are that some are going to get hurt. Sometimes, in addition to rocks and Molotov cocktails, the protesters wield clubs or metal pipes of their own, and manage to get in a few good licks. Sometimes one or a few CP get separated from the main line and are subsequently overwhelmed by scores of protesters who drag them off, strip them of their gear, and give them a good beating. In 1996, one was actually killed while storming a five story classroom building where about a thousand students had been under siege for several days. Someone had dropped a heavy object from the roof on his head.

Here’s an account of what the CP did in response to that.
http://www.hrsolidarity.net/mainfile.php/1996vol06no03/166/
While that account is horrific, and most of it is probably true, it’s kind of amazing how one sided it is, in that there is no mention at all of the fact that the students had killed someone. Nor is there any mention of the fact that the students burned and gutted the building, destroying all of the desks and fixtures in the classrooms. This report also fails to mention that most of the students there were not from Yonsei University, where this pan-national demonstration was held.

I spent most of the 1980s and 1990s at Yonsei University, which was home to many of the biggest and most violent demonstrations during that period. The “demo season,” typically kicked off on or around April 19 every spring, and would usually go on sporadically until the end of summer, with an occasional one in the fall.

During the really big demos, which sometimes went on for days or weeks at a time, the combat police would attempt to seal off the campus, trying to keep thousands of sympathetic students from other universities from pouring in, and also to keep the protesters sealed in until some could be captured. If it wasn’t a particularly big demo, students who weren’t part of the protest would have their bags and backpacks searched for radical literature, weapons, or whatever, before being allowed to proceed to class. Major demos would result in most classes being cancelled, and all students denied entry.

In order to get to the language institute where I worked, (where classes were very rarely cancelled; language inst. students were issued IDs to get them through) I would have to cross through the lines of combat police on a daily basis. Often there was a thick residue of the yellow powder remaining on the pavement that would induce burning sensations all around the face, tears and runny nose, and coughing for days or weeks afterward.

There was a long straight avenue that extended from the front gate of Yonsei U. for about 400 – 500 meters into the center of campus where the first quad was located. Sometimes, during smaller demos, I would stand on the steps of the quad and observe the action. It reminded me of 18th century style battles on a plain. The students would mass, then charge the gate where the combat police were waiting to repulse them. Rocks and Molotov cocktails would be thrown, tear gas grenades and canisters fired or thrown in return, occasionally a counter charge by the CP, and the students would retreat. There might be just a few such charges, or it could go on for a few hours, until the kids had gotten their fill of tear gas, or had otherwise expended their pent up energy. Most of the time no one got seriously hurt. It was very much like ritualized warfare.

But sometimes things did get a bit out of control, as in the case of the ‘pan-national’ demo of 1996. That building, which the protesters had gutted, was still an empty and unrepaired shell, almost like a war memorial, at the time I returned to the US.

Another very significant period of demonstration took place in 1987, when the students got themselves a martyr by the name of Lee HanYeol, who was hit in the head by canister of cheryu-tan. This gave the students a symbol around which they could rally their cause. Eventually the demonstrations spread to areas of downtown Seoul where company workers and housewives were reported to have joined in. It was at that point that Roh TaeWoo, Chun’s hand-picked successor in waiting, made a proclamation that gave a number of key concessions to the student led movement for democracy.

There were times when one would have the feeling that the lid was about to blow off the joint, and the whole country would descend into a major revolt and anarchy. Some years it was as if the protesters were praying for another martyr, and many people feared for what might happen, if they got one. There seems to have been that kind of mood in Seoul last year.

I believe, that in order to keep the situation under control, and to avoid needlessly providing the protesters with new martyrs, that the combat police show a great deal of restraint during these ritualized street theater battles. Consequently, more combat police get hurt than otherwise would, if they were allowed to go after the protesters with all of the fury that they might justifiably feel. On the other hand, more than one veteran of the CP told me how they really felt sympathetic toward the demonstrators, often having been students themselves right before being conscripted, and with much regret that they were forced to beat any hapless protesters that they captured, or face being beaten themselves by their officers and comrades.

At any rate, nothing like the massacres that took place during the protests of 1960 or 1980 has occurred since then.

67 Sonagi June 19, 2009 at 6:33 am

@es1982:

I was working on Yonsei’s campus during the summer of 1996 and witnessed firsthand the daily conflicts between the students and the police as well as many other demonstrations by labor activists and civic groups. I concur with everything you wrote but need to correct one factual error: Lee Han-yeol was hit in the chest, not the head. He bled from the nose because the canister stopped his heart, and that’s why he died. In the 1996 student occupation of Yonsei, not only was the science building was gutted, but other buildings sustained significant damage, also, notably an arts and science classroom building where students holed up.

68 Mizar5 June 19, 2009 at 6:43 am

es1982, excellent post.

I witnessed this stuff in the 1970s and 1980s and was concerned to see kids who seemed to be deliberately trying to martyr themselves.

The students were the instigators, and while they believed they had a righteous cause, right afer the assassination and just prior to Kwangju, I warned that it was a dangerous game to play. In those days it wasn’t really violent, but kind of a game of push and shove in which the students would get in the faces of the riot police and try to push through in order to take their demonstrations off the campus and into the streets. The riot police would shove back and fire tear gas and it would disperse.

Traditionally, Korean people show restraint in such situations, but a new dynamic of violence appeared to be evolving in which a certain element of dangerously violent demonstrators were coming to the fore. To this day the tradition continues.

After the assasination of Park Cheong Hee, considering the power vacuum, I warned that it was extremely unwise for the students to push too hard. Then of course, they chose to run completely amok through Kwangju, burning police houses, raiding weapons stores, and commadeering and riding around in military vehicles.

And the massacre that ensued was extraordinary. Chun Doo Hwan sent in his most merciless dreaded black berets from Kyeong San Do – the regional rivals of Chollado – in to mop up.

I had an American army friend in intelligence back then who warned me of Chun’s naked power grab – he promoted himself through the ranks and consolidated the army under his power. Although the Korean Special Forces were nominally under US command, the hapless US commanders were blindsighted and, unaware of the murderous intent of the evil generalisimo, had little input in the matter. He had apparently established himself as the de facto leader of the Korean army by that time and took what he wanted.

My friends in Kwangju estimated many more casualties than are even reported to this day. To this day, I believe there has been a cover up of the real extent of the tragedy – the murders, the rapes of young kids.

While Chun bottled up and suppressed opposition about as efficiently as Park had after that, it became obvious that the masses yearning to breath free did not exhibit wisdom or self control and were more interested in dangerous brinkmanship.

I left Korea in 1986 and didn’t observe things firsthand after that. But upon returning to Korea in 2003 and witnessing the bizzare anti-American demonstrations, and the casual, gratuitous violence exhibited by the demonstrators, it became pretty obvious that a certian contingent of demonstrators were going out of their way to instigate violence. The riot police have in my eyes exhibited extraordinary restraint. But they put their lives on the line, and have been pushed against the wall.

In the meantime, an extreme subversive leftist element has emerged and has driven the violence. They instigated the anti-American demonstrations that emerged around the relatively innocuous accident involving 2 schoolgirls, and turned the protests into an orgy of hate and racism. They moved in on Lee Myeong Park as well, ceasing on the beef issue to attempt to undermine his political viability. And they instigated violence at the time of No Mu Hyeon’s suicide.

They prey on the fact that the Korean people are extremely divided along generational and regional lines. The 386 generation who grew up demonstrating against Park and Chun are kneejerk “progressives” as are the youth. They are impressionable, easy prey for the propaganda of this dangerous element. They have been repressed by the culture for so long – by a repressive social system that demands compliance that they confuse this with political repression. They do not appear to understand that progress is achieved through hard work, not through constant protest. Naturally, these are big generalizations, but the extent to which they are true is uncanny.

Yes, everyone’s a critic, and it’s easier to see the problems than to invent solutions. But as long as students are forced to spend untold hours in hagwans studying English, and encouraged to follow rather than reason for themselves, their pent up frustration is likely to result in more of the same unquestioning suceptibility to loony ideas.

You have faulted wjk for his excessive language, but to me he displays more creativity and quality of thought than the majority of people his age in Korea. I only wish there were more like him in Korea.

69 Brendon Carr (Korea Law Blog) June 19, 2009 at 7:10 am

[Korea Telecom] will try to have the WiFi disabled on the iPhone so that any web traffic is routed exclusively through KT networks.

While I wouldn’t put this past SK Telecom, one should not forget that Korea Telecom also operates a nationwide WiFi network called NESPOT. KT already markets NESPOT to Apple iPod touch users for wireless Internet access, and thus I’d bet (but have no information) both KT and Apple have considered KT to be the superior network partner for iPhone because KT operates both a 3G HSDPA data network and that NESPOT WiFi network. KT can offer phone service bundled together with a WiFi access contract.

In the US, the applications are distributed via the iTunes App Store. Independent developers create applications, sell them through iTunes, and Apple gets 30% of the cut. This is where the money is. It appears that KT wants not only to sell iPhones but have their own app distribution as well.

This would be a big mistake for Korean developers. The App Store offers the possibility of worldwide distribution, while the “KT App Store” would be all-but invisible to potential customers outside Korea. Still, one cannot overstate the appetite of the frogs to remain ensconced in the comfort of a well.

And would Apple forego the possibility of selling applications to Korean customers? Gosh, I hope not. That would mean the non-frog customers resident in Korea would miss out on the rich assortment of apps available outside the well, like that Marketcircle Daylite PIM I referenced above.

Anyway, who knows if any of the above speculation is true? I’ll say it again: Wait for an announcement from Apple. The jump-the-gun recklessness of Korean sources means that any news report involving an international partnership must be viewed with extreme skepticism.

70 NetizenKim June 19, 2009 at 7:35 am

#63 Sonagi:
I’ve just scratched your name of my list of potential MH hookups. Hint: It’s not the beer breath or greasy pizza lips that turned me off.

Well I don’t really blame you because you are very health-conscious. Smoking is a filthy habit and what’s more very expensive. In NY, it’s now almost $10 a pack. I’m planning to quit soon if not for the right reasons then for financial ones.

#60 John Galt:
#58 One of these days we should all grab a pizza at Grimaldi’s, if the line isn’t too long.

Grimaldi’s is a tourist trap. Like most tourist trap eating establishments in NYC, the quality of the food doesn’t really justify the hype. Furthermore the service is horrid and the wait-staff is sometimes outright rude. This can ruin one’s lunch meal (trust me on this).

I highly recommend L&B Spumoni Gardens if you want great pizza. It’s in Brooklyn; you should take your wife there on a weekend. The place looks like crap but their pizza is as addictive as crack.

71 jefferyhodges June 19, 2009 at 8:29 am

Thanks to es1982 (#66) and Mizar5 (#68) for two great posts.

My formative years were Baylor in the second half of the 70s (pretty quiet) and Berkeley through the 80s (not quiet, but also not the 60s). I recall protesting against apartheid, but that was rather tame. Boycotts, not revolution.

My most memorable demonstration occurred in Basel, 1988, where I got teargassed and stayed up all night smoking Swiss cigarettes, a two-year addiction that was cured the very next morning after the riot when I discovered that the chemical combination of tear gas and nicotine had turned my body against tobacco. I never smoked another cigarette.

By the time that I reached Korea for my first sojourn, in 95, when I was in Daegu, things seemed rather quiet in my part of the peninsula — though I noticed in the news the demonstrations in Seoul. I left in 96 without having learned much.

Between, then and my return, I spent (among other places) a year in Jerusalem, where my wife was nearly blown up in a suicide bombing — she was only 30 meters away from the explosion, which was in a spot that she had passed by a mere five minutes before.

Only upon my return in 99 did I begin to watch the Korean political scene closely. I was teaching at Hanshin University during the anti-American riots, and the leftist students at my univeristy — officially in Osan-City but closer to Suwon — openly called two soldiers who had accidentally run over a couple of young girls with their tank “murders.” One of my students argued with me that the US Army had planned the ‘accident’. I asked why, and she speculated that Bush had ordered it because he didn’t like the Sunshine Policy. I asked her, “So, let me see if I understand this . . . you say that because the American Army doesn’t like Korea’s foreign policy, they decided to run over two young girls?” She said nothing, but to her credit, looked confused — as if encountering some sort of cognitive dissonance.

Around the same time, I gave a presentation on the religious background to 9/11 — in fact, on the first anniversary of the attacks. Hundreds of people showed up, both students and professors. My moment in the sun, it seems, but it got me too much attention and perhaps contributed to the revoking of my ‘tenure’ (I was a Jo Gyo Su) because I was labeled a “conservative” for suggesting that Al Qaeda had attacked America for reasons that included not just their hatred of US foreign policy but also their hatred of democracy, secularism, and separation of religion and politics as well as hatred of all non-Muslims.

Since then, I’ve had a lot of opportunity to observe ‘leftist’ culture in Korea, and I agree with much of what es1982 (#66) and Mizar5 (#68) have written.

Thanks for some excellent comments.

Jeffery Hodges

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72 cmm June 19, 2009 at 9:10 am

yuna says, “[wjk]’s one of the least bigot-like personalities on this site.”

That’s a pretty ridiculous statement. Ask him how he feels about Chinese people. And who would be the more bigot-like personalities?

73 es1982 June 19, 2009 at 9:42 am

I’m wondering when this tank incident where two school girls were tragically killed, that seems to have been driving anti-American sentiment, occurred?

I recall this as having taken place in the mid 1990s, when I was still there. Did the exact same thing happen twice? Or have the anti-American forces been playing up the same incident that I recall, all these years?

Kim Young-sam was president from 1993-1997, so the theory of trying to sabotage Kim Dae-jung’s ‘Sunshine policy’ could not logically be applied to the incident I’m thinking of. But, who needs logic?

During the 1984 Olympics, the South Korean volleyball team (can’t remember men’s or women’s) would have been able to advance to the medal round on tie-break points, provided that the US team defeated Brazil in their last match of the qualifying round. However, the US had already qualified for the medal round, regardless of the outcome of their match with Brazil. Consequently, they rested their starters, and lost the match, which allowed Brazil to advance instead of Korea. You should have seen all the people screaming “FOUL!!” Koreans were convinced that the US had lost their last round match on purpose in order to prevent the Korean team from advancing.

During the 1988 Olympics, the home crowd took on an anti-American fever again, due to a very minor incident which the press got hold of and blew up into an ‘international crisis.’ Thanks to some numb skull camera crew member from NBC, who ordered up a bunch of custom T-shirts in Itaewon which were rather disrespectful of local sensitivities, passions were stoked. Added to that was a boxing match where the judges “blatantly” ruled in favor of the American over the Korean who had “clearly won” and this great party that Seoul was hosting, was tinged with anger and resentment aimed at the superpower for the rest of its run.

I went to as many of the events as I could, and at some of them the crowd was quite obnoxious in its partisanship. (Well, maybe it wasn’t as bad as if you went to an NFL game wearing the visiting team’s jersey.) In particular, I remember when the US men’s basketball team lost to the USSR in the semifinal round game, and the crowd was clearly on the side of the Communists! My wife tuned into part of the game at home and was amazed, like “When did we become friends with the Soviets!?”

So it goes. It’s really too bad that anti-American sentiments seem to have become stronger and more virulent since I left in 1997. Not totally surprising, though.

74 Sonagi June 19, 2009 at 9:46 am

Thank you for sharing your experiences at Hanshin University, Jeffery. Interesting that a Korean university faculty would have such strong opinions about Al-Qaeda and 9/11 as to deny you tenure for your framing of the attack in a greater global religious and historical context. Hope the students, faculty and administration at Ewha value, or at least tolerate, dissenting views grounded in factual and logical analyses.

@Net Kim:

There is no wrong reason to quit smoking. My 68-year-old mom struggles to breathe on a daily basis owing to COPD acquired after 40 years of heavy smoking.

75 jefferyhodges June 19, 2009 at 10:14 am

Concerning your question, es1982, the tank accident that I’m referring to occurred in 2002, around the time of the World Cup.

Sonagi, my ‘tenure’ wasn’t terminated so obviously for my 9/11 presentation, as that was only one factor — another factor being that the Chinese language department wanted to replace their ‘tenured’ professor who was ethnic Chinese with an ethnic Korean, so the Faculty Senate voted to interpret university policy as precluding tenure for foreigners, supposedly based on Korean law.

My 9/11 presentation, by the way, is available here, so people can judge for themselves if I was ‘conservative’, ‘liberal’, or merely ‘scholarly’. I’ve often wondered if some of the people who attended that lecture have ever had any second thoughts.

Jeffery Hodges

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76 Brendon Carr (Korea Law Blog) June 19, 2009 at 10:16 am

I’ve often wondered if some of the people who attended that lecture have ever had any second thoughts.

Fixed it for ya. You’re welcome.

77 jefferyhodges June 19, 2009 at 10:17 am

Thanks, Brendon. Even I make the occasional typo.

Jeffery Hodges

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78 Linkd June 19, 2009 at 10:20 am

I read in the last couple of days, probably with respect to Iran, a comment that successful citizens’ rebellions require one of two things: their own arms, or massive defections by the security forces. The first, in modern times, is pretty much impossible – states always possess overwhelming force of arms. Therefore only the second factor is really relevant.

To get massive defections, the security forces have to sympathize with the demonstrators/rebels. The writer said that this is the power of non-violent demonstrations. Note that in Iran yesterday it seems that tens of thousands marched through the streets in complete silence. They get it.

Koreans either don’t get it, or else they have a different definition of success.

79 yuna June 19, 2009 at 12:14 pm

The way we pick news and interpret them, no matter how objective one wants to sound, it’s not possible to a 100 percent. What I meant by “the least bigot like” statement was that wjk isn’t hiding behind some thin veil of objectivity or a guise of wisdom gained through experience when he’s making his statements. And often his wild rantings are directed at both sides of the argument, i.e. he does what my grandma used to do, 난사 – sparing no-one…Sometimes he will even arrive at a sincere objective pinnacle, by the process of random walk. Lastly, I don’t care for people ganging up on any one person (even though I am sure he can take care of himself) and there’s nothing original about adding one stone to a already-reached consensus of stone throwing.
I don’t find the penis talks in moderation offensive yet, just juvenile and funny.
Perhaps he should not attack the others using what he knows/guesses of their set-up so much, but even that’s just him trying to prove the very first point I made – trying to show people up for the bigots they are. However, I’m sure (I hope,anyway) that he doesn’t hurt himself outside the cyberspace by alienating himself too much that way.
OK, done, finished. I am not a stalker.

80 john_galt718 June 19, 2009 at 5:18 pm

#66
es1982,
Excellent post – informative and (something you don’t get around here very often) balanced. Thanks

81 Linkd June 19, 2009 at 5:47 pm
82 Robert Koehler June 19, 2009 at 5:58 pm

That is pretty pretty admirable balance.

83 Sonagi June 19, 2009 at 8:20 pm

YECH, Linkd. I thought you had better taste than that. Please tell me Mrs. Linkd looks nothing like that plastic mannequin with balloon tits that might pop if you handled them and a waist that’s been carved like a Thanksgiving turkey by a photo editor.

84 Mizar5 June 19, 2009 at 8:46 pm

“What I meant by “the least bigot like” statement was that wjk isn’t hiding behind some thin veil of objectivity or a guise of wisdom gained through experience when he’s making his statements.”

Interesting. Objectivity and wisdom = bigotry.
Amazing the lengths to which some people will go to justify a partisan perspective.

85 Mizar5 June 19, 2009 at 9:48 pm

cmm: “yuna says, ‘[wjk]’s one of the least bigot-like personalities on this site.’ That’s a pretty ridiculous statement. Ask him how he feels about Chinese people. And who would be the more bigot-like personalities?”

She means me, because I dare to question the convential pieties of the 386 generation and add perspective that shatters what appears to be a kneejerk pseudo “progressive” Korean outlook. This is classic argumentum ad hominem. If you disagree with someone’s statement, smear the person and then revert back to bald assertion of your own, hoping that this guise will fool people into believing that you have thereby justified your own argument.

Rather than belittling objectivity and wisdom, one should make a bona fide attempt to achieve these qualities in presenting and defending one’s own arguments. I can always respect a well-presented and well-supported argument. This is why I am neither a bigot nor an idealogue. Let’s ask “Little Ms. Can’t Be Wrong” what justifies her belief that she is not one.

What she is guilty of here is a common ploy among narrow political partisan idealogues, particularly prominent among the Korean left and American right – the fallacious proposition that bald assertion equates to truth.

Objectivity and wisdom are legitimate goals that should be encouraged and emulated rather than disparaged. Alternate viewpoints should be cultivated, and to the extent that one disagrees with them, one should counter with honesty and sincerity, not argumentum ad hominem and other dishonest tactics.

86 Mizar5 June 19, 2009 at 9:54 pm

Re smoking – NK: “Well I don’t really blame you because you are very health-conscious. Smoking is a filthy habit and what’s more very expensive. In NY, it’s now almost $10 a pack. I’m planning to quit soon if not for the right reasons then for financial ones.”

Nicely dispassionate comment as you are yourself a smoker, NK. I myself gave up cigarettes many years ago. However, let me weigh in on the joys of tobacco. One of the rare pleasures in life is tobacco in the form of cigars and pipes, done outdoors on relatively infrequent occassions.

87 wjk, 검은 머리 외국인 June 19, 2009 at 10:13 pm

spoke too soon about Iran, Canadian MBA.

South Korea seems to like a non elected, terrorist, religious supreme leader at charge, acting like God at helm.
In North Korea, they do have that. His surname is Kim. He is a deity who is vulnerable to to strokes.

88 wjk, 검은 머리 외국인 June 19, 2009 at 10:14 pm

like–>lack

89 Linkd June 20, 2009 at 1:32 am

Mrs Linkd is a perfect specimen, without need of photoshopping, generous lighting or flattering camera angles. When I set my eyes upon her my every agitation is calmed, my worries vanish, my sense of all future possibilities is filled with hope and optimism. When I dream of her I wake up joyful, when I hear her voice I immediately forget all stresses; when we speak about our future I am excited as a child on Christmas day. Be she near or far, she is the best of all possible pasts, presents and whatever is to be, and no man is my equal, because I have her and I know that she is totally and completely all mine, and they are left with whatever remains.

But I don’t have a photo of her that so well exemplifies the concept of balance, and if I did, I wouldn’t link it. You gotta admit, that chick is pretty hot, and would be even without the photoshopping.

90 NetizenKim June 20, 2009 at 1:55 am

Mr Linkd likes to get on his favorite steed, Tangent, every once in a while but nowadays Tangent has demonstrated a disconcerting tendency to charge blindly into the wild blue yonder….

91 wjk, 검은 머리 외국인 June 20, 2009 at 1:58 am

is that why Linkd has to look at porn before delivering the load to Mrs. Linkd, and imagines and wants Korean women to look at him, hit at him, when he is walking around like a baeksu on a Sunday afternoon.

when you click that link of Linkd, I don’t see anyone good looking in particular.

92 wjk, 검은 머리 외국인 June 20, 2009 at 2:00 am

eek !

Mr. Link is rubbing his own dick in a public park !
Stop looking at the ajummas!

93 Sonagi June 20, 2009 at 2:08 am

You gotta admit, that chick is pretty hot, and would be even without the photoshopping.

Ironically, the plastic surgery and obvious photoshopping make her look freaky. Heterosexual men and women seem to differ in their definition of “hot.” Any woman who looks too porno is not hot. By porno, I don’t mean nudity but exaggerated, artificial sexuality.

94 Sonagi June 20, 2009 at 2:10 am

Mr. Link is rubbing his own dick in a public park !

No wonder Yuna thinks so highly of you and wishes more Korean men were like you.

95 Linkd June 20, 2009 at 2:13 am

What do you think of this one?

96 Linkd June 20, 2009 at 2:27 am

I know what you mean. I was just looking for a play on the word ‘balance’. (Second link provided for people who don’t have access to public parks.)

97 Sonagi June 20, 2009 at 2:27 am

The photo editor wielded a more subtle touch.

98 NetizenKim June 20, 2009 at 2:40 am

#93 Sonagi:
Ironically, the plastic surgery and obvious photoshopping make her look freaky. Heterosexual men and women seem to differ in their definition of “hot.” Any woman who looks too porno is not hot. By porno, I don’t mean nudity but exaggerated, artificial sexuality.

Indeed. I didn’t find it appealing. Extreme photoshopped porn is a “super-normal stimuli”; it is desensitizing. Porn should be natural and organic. I prefer amateur porn such as this newbienudes.com (NSFW).

#92 wjk:
Stop looking at the ajummas!
Christ on a drunken rampage, there’s some ajumma’s out there that are very attractive. Why the other day I was in my favorite banchan store in Pal Park and the ajumma asked if I would be interested in some freshly made chong-gak kimchi. Like a fool, I didn’t catch on at the moment and seize the moment for some gentlemanly flirting. Flirting is a form of politeness to the opposite sex, especially to the so-called “third gender”, and particularly after a long boring and tedious session of making kimchi…

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