Kim Jong-il’s oldest son and Marmot’s Hole favorite Kim Jong-nam reportedly survived an assassination attempt in China by aides of third son Kim Jong-un.
Oh, and while we’re discussing Jong-un, the Asahi Shimbun (via the Munhwa Ilbo) — quoting a North Korean source close to KJI — reports he was secretly sent as a secret envoy to China around March 10. The heir apparent reportedly met with high-ranking Chinese officials, including Hu Jintao. Hu is said to have asked that North Korea not conduct a third nuke test or fire an ICBM, while Jong-un seems to have asked for emergency energy and food aid in preparation for UNSC sanctions.


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I hope this is true, because that’s awesome.
http://news.khan.co.kr/kh_news/cp_art_view.html?med_id=cp&artid=20090616092401A&code=910303
Looks like Kim JongUn has already visited China and had talks with HuJinTao (supposedly to make China understand N.Korea’s nuclear position)..
Maybe HuJinTao will play the kind uncle.
Already posted (albeit via the Munhwa Ilbo).
Sorry, i was going to post one more saying that Jongnam is looking into defecting to China and China is protecting him because he has built good relationship with Chinese officials..
Awesome? We want more Disney Land lovers like Kim Jong-nam in N Korea. Awesome if the Chinese indeed foiled the plot. If KJU really did try to kill KJN it’s a big miscalculation on his part – since he isn’t President of Didlee Squat at the moment. KJI won’t like it and KJU might be histoire..
yup. Isn’t it like Ancient Egypt? All we need is Kim JongUn rolled up in a carpet and smuggled into Hilary Clinton’s bed- chamber and lovingly step out in a tasseled underwear.
sorry, i meant Kim JongNam.. Damn Gook names..
So Chinese was behind Kimg Jong Un after all, they knew about leadership change and nuclear bomb. We have China problem not North Korea.
If younger brother was plotting to kill his elder brother then that would be ultimate payback to Kim’s family. I want them to see kill each other.
China, China, China, they are plotting to take over North Korea.
I’ll bet China also asked North Korea to send off South Koreans from Kaesong industrial complex.
Would that mean that Kim Jong-nam is not completely out of the race for the succession of his father? What other reason would there be to try to assassinate him (and obviously anger the Chinese)? Some money deals?
I always thought Chinese were supporting Kim Jong Nam, now it turn out to be very different. China need puppet in NK, so they secretly supporting Kim Jong Un.
If China is Cao Cao,
Kim Jongil is Yuan Shao.
Kim Jungnam is Yuan Tan.
Kim Jungun is Yuan Shang.
All the Yuans die.
Cao Cao is the manipulator and the winner.
I like my analogy.
첫째 돼지놈의 팬이 되려는 이상한 내 마음…
China is saving Kim Jungnam to use as puppet leader to replace Kim Jungun, when and if neo North Korea under Kim Jungun collapses.
Fuck China, regardless.
it’s because we’ve seen his face and him talk in English, and he looks more like a neighbourhood ajossi into his french fries and internet porn than the fuzzy photo we’ve seen of a young boy.. Maybe we have yet to see 정운’s grown up face and hear him talk because we feel more familiar with people with faces- which is why all the face-readers of S.Korea are quick to do fortune-telling on these two.. funny, but it’s all just psychology in the end..
Sounds like a chip off the old block. The young ‘un is a nasty one, it sounds like. Kill off your older brother to neutralize claims to succession. Just like old times in the Hermit Kingdom. As Koreasenty says, let’s hope they both kill each other (and their father while they’re at it).
good one, yuna.
Don’t worry! Kim Jong-Un undoubtedly speaks English and likes fries and Internet porn. Fries are delicious.
Swiss Schools as heavy-lipped (and probably as expensive) as their banks about dealings with dictators from far away lands
What I find interesting about this is also, (a bit morbid) interest that the Japanese press has over all this. I do realize that it’s because of the presence of 조총련 and the N.Korean community in Japan as well, (so they probably get more info, sometimes completely wrong) but it’s funny to hear from the school’s principal that Japanese reporters were hanging outside the school to take photos etc.
I think I’ve reached my limit for comments – it’s not being posted …Is there a maximum number of comments that a commenter can make in one day of her sorry existence before it goes to SPAM filter? I’ll try one more time:
yeah, but Kim JongUn’s young boy photo looks like that he might have enjoyed taking the legs off of harmless insects or play war games on the computer *on top* of liking fries and internet porn. (and Arnold Swarzenegger and basketball, according to some sources)
Have any news sources outside of Korea confirmed this?
Breaking news: The older brother is actually Ozymandias and faked his own assassination attempt in order to cause trouble for the younger one.
Hey, it could happen.
yuna: “Maybe we have yet to see 정운’s grown up face and hear him talk because we feel more familiar with people with faces- which is why all the face-readers of S.Korea are quick to do fortune-telling on these two.. funny, but it’s all just psychology in the end.”
I used to dismiss face reading pretty much as I do any other superstition, including religion, geomancy and Chinese medicine, but an odd event regarding face reading once left me scratching my head.
I was viewing a video of our top salesman when my boss walked in and immediately pronounced him a conman. In disbelieve I asked how he could say such a thing. He responded, “Look at his ears, how they come to a point in the middle. That means he’s a con man.” A few months later it was revealed that the basis for his sales had been fraudulent and he as well as his managers were prosecuted. Odd coincidence.
I definitely agree with the person making the 3 Kingdoms comparison!
It could be that there is a power struggle between the Generals in NK. It could be that Generals ZYX favor KJU, while Generals ABC favor KJN. It could be that KJI “Knew nothing about it” because he is no longer effectively in control.
Most likely China has their tenticles into both of the Boys.
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