If you live in the Kilju region of North Korea, it’s time to worry — US officials are apparently warning a third nuclear test may be in the works.
It’s also come to my attention that Kilju is a kind of Finnish homebrew. And while I’m on the subject, it’s come to my attention Finland has a version of the reality TV show “Big Brother,” with a lineup of names that reminds me somewhat of the ‘89 Oilers. But that’s neither here nor there.

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Great one-liner title.
Jeffery Hodges
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I have an opinion on this.
I’ve always wondered if the US and South Korea had just completely ignored any and all provocations from the North over the last ten years or so, would it have had any effect on Nork behavior? Could such an approach be any less effective than ‘evil empire’ hostility or ‘butt-kissing’ diplomacy, which were both tried and failed miserably?
For that post to make any sense at all there would at least need to be a Warreni Mooninen.
Surprisingly, the last one (few weeks ago) might have been a bust too. So they’re probably just trying to get it right.
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Jari Kurri and North Korea in the same post.
Well played, sir. Well played.
May I suggest Marmot attention be directed to Ampontan’s
“How hot does Kim Jong-il like it?”
dateline today, at http://ampontan.wordpress.com/
Speaking of Finland, reality TV, and booze, here’s Janice Dickenson’s trifecta.
Let’s not forget Esa Tikkanen.
Dear residents of Kilju, our glorious Leader and the new shinning star of Mt Paektu the brilliant commander, has issued an above ground nuke test near your environs. So please be aware that that the fallout may miraculously killyou in the region of kilju.
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