Can anybody explain this caption about a Korean bank marketing event:
A Jewish Mother’s Dream
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Can anybody explain this caption about a Korean bank marketing event:
A Jewish Mother’s Dream
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궁궐로 봄꽃구경 갈까요? 3월의 꽃샘추위가 물러가고 봄이 성큼 다가왔습니다. 문화재청에서는 봄을 맞이하여 궁, 능 및 주요 유적의 꽃 개화시기를 발표했습니다. 기상청에 따르면 봄꽃인 진달래와 개나리는 지역마다 차이가 있지만, 평년보다는 5일 빠르고, 작년보다는 3일 정도 늦는다고 합니다. 봄꽃은 개화 후 만개까.....tag : 매실, 꽃, 창경궁, 덕수궁, 진달래, 개나리, 경복궁, 창덕궁, 봄꽃, 앵두, 살구, 궁궐, 벚나무, 경운궁, 능, 꽃놀이 [Link]
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I get a lot e-mails from Korea vets looking for help in regards to processing agent orange claims from their time stationed in Korea along the DMZ where agent orange was sprayed. Just judging by the interest I get on this site about agent orange claims, it leads me to believe that there is a serious issue at the VA ... [Link]
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The Chosun Ilbo writes there have not yet been arrests in the latest attack on a Korean student in Russia, in spite of the Russian ambassador saying otherwise earlier in the week:Russia has not arrested two suspects who attacked a Korean student in Moscow on Sunday, it clarified Wednesday. The precipitate announcement has raised some eyebrows in Korea.Russian police told ... [Link]
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I was shocked when I read this:A state-run research center for kimchi opened Wednesday with the aim of developing technologies concerning the spicy-pickled vegetables into a more promotable item worldwide along with many other fermented dishes.Located in the Korea Food Research Institute in Bundang, Gyeonggi Province, the organization will spearhead efforts to set up a foundation for development and promotion ... [Link]
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Korean Modern Literature in Translation links to an essay by Mark Morris at Japan Focus titled "The New Korean Cinema, Kwangju and the Art of Political Violence," which looks at recent films about the Kwangju Uprising, a similar topic I looked at here. More importantly, there is an interview with Choe Yun, who wrote the novella "There a Petal Silently ... [Link]
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A couple of cute young elk were snapped by a Yonhap photographer on the 11th. ... [Link]
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Here is an article some of you may find of interest: Same-sex teaching couples are eligible after all for joint job transfers this year at Department of Defense schools, officials said Wednesday.The policy is meant to protect couples from separation during reassignments and was already available to heterosexual married teachers. An attempt to extend the benefit to gay teachers by ... [Link]
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On how not to spend your days in the classroom (link includes video).[Anchor]A Chinese professor working at a university in Seoul has been caught by police making illegal drugs and attempting to sell them.Investigators found the professor had manufactured the drugs in his own classroom.Kang Jin-wo... [Link]
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"Among the 65 who voted right, five brave Republicans willing to buck the party line," notes The American Conservative blurb introducing John Nichol's report on "a resolution that would have required President President to withdraw U.S. armed forces from Afghanistan by December 31, 2010" — Declare War or Get Out.The LewRockwell.com Blog posts two must-see video clips — Kucinich and ... [Link]
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In America, 80% of doctors are Jewish. And, 100% of bankers are Jewish.
Jewish mothers raise only doctors and bankers. Sometimes, they raise Dentists by accident. Nobody is perfect.
Yup, “baduk” gets points for being both right and funny. Mazal tov!
DLB
baduk, you’re worn out, time for a vacation, dude.
It’s okay to stereotype Jews, but if a comedian calls a heckler a nigger the whole world stops. Fuck baduk and fuck the new middle of the middle of America. Fuck the new and improved certificate seeking, car loving, liqueur drinking, weed whacking, golfing American nigger.
Somebody’s sons are bankers – what’s not to like?
And to the poster’s question; I don’t know, I guess it’s a joke that slipped through. It’s fucking funny.
Well I guess I never knew there was such a large Jewish population in Korea. You learn something new everyday.
This place has a weird fascination with Jews, even more odd since there are so few here and most Koreans have never had any contact with Jews under any circumstances for the last two thousands years.
@Angusmack – Makes me muse on the extensive contact 2000 years prior to the present day.
Also, if there are so many, why is it so hard to get a knish.
As the son of a Jewish mother, I can assure you that the caption makes no sense.
Since when did Jews get promoted to being bankers? I thought we were nothing more than simple tax collectors and money lenders.
My sister is a BofA VP, yet until now I’d no idea her religious affiliation had changed. Thanks for the heads-up, baduk. I’ll break it to my mom.
koreans have something akin to a jew fetish.
If I had to bet money on anyone being a sockpuppet, it’s baduk. that guy CAN’T be for real, can he?
You forgot Jesus killers.
Anyway, my money’s on hacker’s prank, or joongang editorial staff just lost their mind.
Maybe they all sat down to a bowl of chicken soup? (And had seconds.)
A wunch of uncircumcized bankers?
Rhie Won bok!
Good bye, nyavogo.
Have a nice life. Or maybe not.
The Jews and the Koreans have much in common…thousands of years of suffering. All this suffering bred in the Jew a certain kind of humor, “telegram to follow…start worrying.” Us Koreans…well, we have Han.
During Tsarist Russia, a Jew and a Russian soldier were traveling together on a train. The soldier grabbed the Jew by the collar and demanded: why are you people so damn smart?
The Jew thought about it for a moment and said: it is because we eat a lot of herring. So the soldier released him and they sat down.
Soon afterwards, the Jew took out his lunch and started eating, which included some bits of dried herring. The soldier asked: how much for a share of your herring? The Jew said 50 kopecks. The soldier paid, took the herring and began eating. Moments later, the soldier said, hey wait a minute, I can get herring in St Petersburg for only 30 kopecks! You overcharged me!
The Jew said: see…it’s working already.
During the period of the pogroms, two Jews were depressed. They started kvetching about this and that. One Jew said, when I get depressed I read the yiddish newspapers. Then I get more depressed because all I read about are the pogroms. The other Jew said, that’s why I stopped reading the yiddish newspapers. Now I read the Tsar’s pamphlets. The other Jew became astonished and said: what!? How can you read that? The other Jew said: well, these newspapers are always saying that we Jews control everything…finance, banking, industry, etc. Then I feel better.
Jewish Kung Fu
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v.....re=related
#22: I thought that link was going to be to this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_tBnKhCOso
So what happens when a Jewish guy with an erection walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose.
#7- Actually, we have a sizable Diplomatic presence here, certainly the largest in Asia, and a fair number of Mossad due, in part, to some Korean social and media behaviours. This isn’t taken lightly by Mossad, if you know our history. They say German antisemitism began with “jokes,” so our intelligence service tends to pay visits to places responsible for this type of behaviour. Korea has more complaints of this kind, against it than the rest of Asia combined. Hence our “presence.”
I am from the South, and so only had my first knish earlier this year, and I had to make it myself. Out of curiosity. It was good, but I doubt it was very authentic.The thing about knish(es?) is that I feel like I only hear people talk about wanting and not being able to find them. Are they rare, like diamonds? I’ve never heard somebody say, “Man, that was a good knish I had yesterday.” It’s always, “Man, I can’t get a knish around here. Why is there no knish?” Also, it seems that the only verb that is used with knish is “get.” You never “find” a knish, or “eat” one, or “have” one. You get it.
Just some musings on something that, to this American, is more foreign than kimchi or dwenjang chigae.
When I was growing up in the Bronx, the knish was fairly common, almost as hot dogs.
Then I don’t know what happened. I suspect with the various health-consciousness fads, Eastern European Ashkenazic food, including the potato latke, which is greasy, fell out of favor while Mediterranean Sephardic food, big on hummus and vegetables, gained popularity.
But here in NYC, one can get a knish at Katz’s Delicatessen, in the Lower East Side, which has been around for over a hundred years. They also have the best hot pastrami sandwiches, which goes well with half-sour pickles, pickled tomatoes, and Dr Brown’s celery soda.
It sounds delicious. You buyin’?
hmm… maybe 중앙일보 is reading the MH too… they seem to have changed the caption. It’s no less cryptic than before, but at least it can’t be accused of being insensitive to our Jewish friends.
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