OK, Now I Think I’ve Read It All

by Robert Koehler on May 21, 2009

This has to be one of the worst stories I’ve read in a long, long time.

{ 11 comments… read them below or add one }

1 seouliva May 21, 2009 at 9:32 am: whoa. that was not a good one to read first thing in the morning. PCP is bad news. im glad my friends stuck to the hippie drugs.
btw, the man was charged with “mayhem’. Is that a common charge in a lot of states? Reminded me of Butters. Captain Mayhem?
2 Sonagi May 21, 2009 at 9:44 am: Belongs in the same cesspool as that creep who threw his girlfriend’s baby out the window on a Florida interstate.
3 dogbertt May 21, 2009 at 9:52 am: Hammond said she knew he smoked medical marijuana for his paralysis but never suspected PCP.

Gateway drug.
4 colontos May 21, 2009 at 9:52 am: Why did the kid’s mom leave him there when she knew the guy was freaking out? The kid even asked to leave. Nice job, mom and dad. Good parenting.
5 thekorean May 21, 2009 at 10:53 am: Christ, Bakersfield… I almost lived there.
6 dogbertt May 21, 2009 at 10:59 am: How’d you almost wind up in Bakersfield? Sounds like a good story.

Hey, are you going to the All UC Happy Hour next week?
7 CactusMcHarris May 21, 2009 at 1:02 pm: Bakersfield – field of squeams.
8 thekorean May 21, 2009 at 2:29 pm: dogbertt, it’s 1:30 a.m. and I’m still in my office. That should give you an idea.
9 Mizar5 May 21, 2009 at 8:23 pm: I’ve always wondered what the eye tooth was for.
10 silver surfer May 21, 2009 at 11:26 pm: I wish I hadn’t read that. Didn’t finish reading it, but already read too much.
11 wookinponub May 23, 2009 at 5:03 pm: I didn’t need to read that either. He deserves a biblical punishment, high or not.