North Korea’s football association claims that South Korea poisoned their players before the recent soccer match with “contaminated food”:
It was beyond all doubt that the incident was a product of a deliberate act perpetrated by adulterated foodstuff as [the players] could not get up all of a sudden just before the match.
At least they were not using any of the special baby powder or cosmetics that were laced with asbestos.
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It was that last shot of soju the night before that was adulterated–not the 32 that preceded it. South Korean running dog imperialist puppets, we’ll get our revenge, just you wait and see!
so, North Korea lost?
how were they supposed to win? They don’t eat enough. They run around in dirt.
Imperialism? Chinese commies are Imperialists. Their commie empire spanned from southeast Asia, cut off by the real Indialand of old, and somehow not including Malaysia and Thailand. Then it absorbs as far as Tibet to the west by Japanese occupation era like forcefulness, swallowing up Mongolian land to the North, and overpopulating it and desertifying it with Han Chinese, enslaving North Korea to the east, preparing for a confrontation with Japan and the United States.
If there is one evil true Empire that I would like to see go kaputt in a disasterous way, preferably economically, I would love to see that be the People’s Republic of China.
60 years of misery to East Asia’s commie satelite nations.
Korean War, Vietnam War, Pol Pot’s reign of blood, etc were all in some way tied to Mao Zedong and his shittiful life.
One of the biggest sin of the Chinese is making fun of North Koreans for being poor.
This would be parallel to Americans making fun of Cubans 50 years ago, when Cubans were rolling cigars for them legally.
As always, Ju Seong-Ha gives the right answer: Link
Choice cuts:
Other posts in the blog talk about former sports stars in North Korea being sent to gulags, eating insects to survive. One former soccer player was nicknamed “cockroach” because he said “Among all the insects I ate, cockroach tasted the best.”
I implore all of you again and again — read his blog. You can thank me later.
did you know the commie chinese have purchased the right to mine North Korea’s natural resources for the next 50 yrs, in exchange for meager oil/food aid, that dwarfs in comparison to how much commie sympathizers like Kim Daejung and Noh Moohyun sent over?
this sounds all too much like the Japanese ‘purchase’ or legalization of Dokdo as Japanese land.
If they do send them to the gulags it will be a real crime. They still have a really good chance to qualify for the World Cup. Dumbfucks, so they lost 1-0 on the road to the probably the best team in Asia (including the Aussies), big deal. They were even a bit unlucky not to get a goal themsleves. These things happen in soccer. But they’ve still got two games left and qualification is still in their own hands. You can’t ask for more than that.
Those poor NorKs were probably poisoned with mad cow beef. Too bad they can’t afford candles.
“thekorean” does make a valid point.
During the game, I was hoping that the NK leadership cadre would not stoop to punishing the sincere efforts of team North Korea by attempting to punish them, but then, these are probably the same people that gave the order to shoot Park Wang-ja in the back while she was watching the sunrise over the sea.
#3: Do you think the coach thinks KJI is dumb enough to believe that excuse? What happens to the coach if he isn’t?
#8: Do you think KJI is dumb enough to believe that they’ve now put two satellites into orbit?
Who’s to say the people responsible for that (and their families) aren’t already on the express ox-cart to Yodok?
Possibly. Although there’s probably quite a crowd of them there now what with the launches in 1998 and 2006 and the fizzle. It’s an interesting question as to how they actually run these things at Mission Control. Someone somewhere must know what is really going on with the rocket, but how does that information get disseminated through the system?
It’s like Kurchatov’s relationship with Beria. Beria wouldn’t have known what Kurchatov was doing unless he was getting “help” from the Americans. KJI probably could’t tell the difference between a flying missile and a flying squirrel, despite all his vast knowledge of nuclear science. Just getting a rocket off the ground takes some knowhow. Do the North Koreans have enough trained guys that they can have multiple teams working independently of one another?
I agree with Kim Jong Il. They probably were poisoned.
They must put some serious mind-fuck on the players that they don’t defect while here. I mean half the Cubans in the US came over for some sports tournament, just leave the hotel and claim asylum.
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