‘You Know, a Woman Doesn’t Really Believe a Man Likes Her Until He Kisses Her’

by Robert Koehler on March 27, 2009

This pearl of wisdom comes courtesy of Gangnam Police Station, which is accused of sexually harassing a woman who came to complain that a man had forced her to kiss him:

A man she met on a blind date on Feb. 20 tried to force his attentions on her and when she resisted his advances, he threatened her into kissing him and swore at her. She then visited Gangnam Police Station to file a complaint over his actions.

However, she encountered further offense there. Police officers who reviewed her complaint made her agree to a settlement; one allegedly even said, “blame your beauty,” according to the woman.

The police told her that they needed to crosscheck the claims because they didn’t believe she was forced to kiss the man. “The man liked you so he kissed you. You know, a woman doesn’t really believe a man likes her until he kisses her. Can’t you just take his action as normal men’s behavior?” a police officer allegedly asked her, she said.

Read into that what you will.

{ 13 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Acropolis7 March 27, 2009 at 9:12 am

The officer then added “Unless he is a foreigner, then that means he is a rapist”.

2 iheartblueballs March 27, 2009 at 9:26 am

“The man liked you so he stood in the corner and stared at you for three hours. You know, a woman doesn’t really believe a man likes her until he stares at her quietly for three hours and proposes to her. Can’t you just take his action as normal men’s behavior?”

That creepy Canuck is now slowly banging his head against a wall somewhere.

3 bumfromkorea March 27, 2009 at 9:38 am

The police officer should probably be looked into as well, if he thinks that was “normal men’s behavior”…

4 mateomiguel March 27, 2009 at 9:47 am

What the police officer was really saying was “I’m about to force you to kiss me myself, so I don’t think its such a big deal. Now lean in a little closer please.”

5 Ladron March 27, 2009 at 10:49 am

It might help if Korean “sexy films” didn’t show the women first resisting, then thoroughly enjoying a man’s advances..

6 cmm March 27, 2009 at 11:22 am

what a retard. all he had to do was pour her some more soju and take a couple of water shots for himself.

I hear that the new “J” soju is 1% less alcoholic than the Fresh, and therefore more easily imbibed by girls, who actually believe that the 1% makes a difference.

7 R. Elgin March 27, 2009 at 12:46 pm

“J” soju?

Is that “J” for “Jang” by some chance?

I hope some woman prosecutor takes some time out to explain to the police in Kangnam Gu about what might be wrong with their version of reality or perhaps she could just force them to kiss her butt since, as everyone knows, the police don’t take a woman seriously unless they are made to kiss her butt.

8 shakuhachi March 27, 2009 at 3:02 pm

mateomiguel,

I was about to write EXACTLY the same thing. Stole my thunder.

9 Benicio74 March 27, 2009 at 4:28 pm

More police trying not to do theor jobs!
Same all the time.

1 & 2 nailed it- had the perp been a durty furriner, then he would have been immediatley arrested and the story would be all over the news

10 rich1million March 28, 2009 at 12:46 pm

“Do as we say, not as we do”… as my parents used to tell me, ha

11 Brian D March 28, 2009 at 1:38 pm

Yeah, the guy suffers from foot-in-mouth disease (as do many of the authority figures we read about in the papers). But let’s give him a little credit for going “wtf?” at a woman filing a poilce report for a guy trying to kiss her. Oh, the humanity! Yeah, I know the concept of sexual harassment is just starting to take off here, but let’s hope it doesn’t get to the point of ridiculousness we have in the US. Bad on the cop for being a little blunt, good on him for not rushing to criminalize a date gone wrong.

12 SomeguyinKorea March 28, 2009 at 4:50 pm

‘You Know, a Woman Doesn’t Really Believe a Man Likes Her Until He Kisses Her’

…and some guys don’t get that a woman really doesn’t like them until she knees them in the balls.

13 SomeguyinKorea March 28, 2009 at 5:00 pm

“I hear that the new “J” soju is 1% less alcoholic than the Fresh, and therefore more easily imbibed by girls, who actually believe that the 1% makes a difference.”

I read somewhere that many of the new soju products have more calories than beer. Distilleries supposedly keep increasing the amount of sugar added in each new one in order to make their new products more palatable to women.

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