I Approve of This Dress

by Robert Koehler on February 20, 2009

Han Seong-ju looking good… I think it’s the color of her dress.

{ 42 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Darth Babaganoosh February 20, 2009 at 1:12 pm

Yeah. It’s the colour.

2 Railwaycharm February 20, 2009 at 1:21 pm

One word says it all: Nicuuuuuuuuuh

3 bobbymcgill February 20, 2009 at 1:24 pm

Fo sho! And those are real you know.

4 JW February 20, 2009 at 1:37 pm

Huh? How do you know? Is there a way of telling them apart?

5 WangKon936 February 20, 2009 at 2:18 pm

Those bobbies can’t be real. Can they?

6 hamel February 20, 2009 at 3:51 pm

I believe she is a 재벌 divorcee, so might I hazard a guess that the 1995 Miss Korea is sporting jaebeol-bought boobies?

7 Brian D February 20, 2009 at 4:07 pm

Who is she?

8 Jewook February 20, 2009 at 5:34 pm

She’s a Korean celeb who adamantly claims her boobs are real. So it must be true! ;)

#7 Naver says she was Miss Korea of 94. She’s an announcer and MC.

9 madar February 20, 2009 at 5:41 pm

Is this from a porno wedding? Nice….

10 roboseyo February 20, 2009 at 5:44 pm

naw. it’s not her dress’ color. She’s TOTALLY had her teeth straightened.

11 megook February 20, 2009 at 6:29 pm

*fap fap fap fap*

12 Sonagi February 20, 2009 at 7:02 pm

I hope you’re being facetious.

13 gbevers February 20, 2009 at 7:31 pm

Those boobs look as fake as a Barbie doll’s, and Barbie doll boobs do not turn me on.

14 JW February 20, 2009 at 9:12 pm

What!? You mean to tell me those hugeass titties you seen on Japanese gravia chicks don’t turn you on?

You are stuck in a trilemma: you’re either 1) crazy 2) evil , or 3) homosexual

Don’t worry, I got nothing against homosexuals.

15 foflappy February 20, 2009 at 10:03 pm

Augmented

16 r.rac February 20, 2009 at 10:24 pm

good i hate fake boobs, like gb said they look like barbie boobs

17 NathanB February 20, 2009 at 10:50 pm

Fake and too large: not to my taste.

18 SeoulFinn February 20, 2009 at 11:25 pm

In my opinion, the upper part of the dress should be made from the same shiny fabric (silk, satin?) as the lower part and do a better job at covering the lady lumps. But then the dress would be too nightgownish. Well done!

19 hoju_saram February 20, 2009 at 11:34 pm

They’re fake; check her out when she was more, ahem, 가슴 challenged:

http://cwcontent.asiaeconomy.co.kr/amgimagelink/0/2008112609008331870A_1.jpg

20 JW February 21, 2009 at 12:05 am

I don’t understand why the fake-ness poses such a problem. You people too demanding. Why is that?

21 JW February 21, 2009 at 12:48 am

Do you guys seriously get that many girls?

22 WangKon936 February 21, 2009 at 1:58 am

That settles it. When is Sonagi gonna chime in?.. ;)

23 babotaengi February 21, 2009 at 2:11 am

Obviously if confronted with a sexual advance from the lady in question, all those desktop Romeos would succumb. What they mean is, they’d rather oggle something more natural-looking on the internet – where they can “have” any chick they want.

As for me, I’ll wack off to anything that at all resembles a breast… now, back to Baskin Robbin’s website… mmm…

24 CactusMcHarris February 21, 2009 at 2:28 am

Yes, she’s an attractive women, and for some people her larger boobs are a turn-on. They are obviously augmented.

And Babotaengi…which flavour?

25 wrenchbender February 21, 2009 at 2:36 am

Fake? Real? To me they’re real, even though they might be fake. I can see them with my oogler orbs and that ain’t fake.

I being the selfless man I am would be happy to check and report back to the masses if they were fake and how fake they were. Of course I would have something real in my drawers.

Oh baby.

26 JW February 21, 2009 at 2:39 am

Here we have a real man. All you fruitloops get the fuck outta the country. You don’t deserve the goodness.

27 wjk, 검은 머리 외국인 February 21, 2009 at 6:15 am

the Miss Korea picture is more erotic, no?
Go Hyunjong was pretty ugly as Ms Korea, too.

My father, my grandfather, my grandmother, my father’s brothers, their wives, even children said the new Ms Korea IS NOT pretty. She was very popular with Morae shigye, and that puzzles me to this day.

the dress is very slutsy, inviting for a wardrobe malfunction.

to follow up on the question I asked, if you’re not Korean and you have a Korean girl, what do you like about her that is not found in other girls in other countries? You like small tits?

28 wjk, 검은 머리 외국인 February 21, 2009 at 6:20 am

i think an agreeable face is most important. I’m not sure if this lady’s got an agreeable face.

she’s not objectively bad looking, but she’s not doing it for me.

29 Sonagi February 21, 2009 at 9:27 am

I already did in reply to comment #3. I noticed that her hips have also grown out a bit since she was crowned. Women sometimes get enlargements to try to balance out weight gain in the waist or hips. Besides unnatural hardening and more serious complications (google Tori Spelling, Paula Abdul, Tara Reid, or Shauna Sands for examples of implants gone bad), the most compelling reason not to have a breast augmentation is that the implants need to be replaced. Going under the knife every five years becomes riskier as one ages. If a woman changes her mind and has the implants taken out, she’s left with sagging skin. Yuck.

30 Iceberg February 21, 2009 at 10:00 am

“I don’t understand why the fake-ness poses such a problem.”

Especially when the closest anyone commenting here is going to get to those puppies is by pressing his face up against his computer monitor.

31 hoju_saram February 21, 2009 at 10:21 am

How did you get back in here wjk?

32 wrenchbender February 21, 2009 at 11:40 am

Well, Mr. WJK her dress is slutsy? I say it looks great on her. It would look better on the floor of my bedroom.

On the boobage front, it doesn’t make a hill of beans if a woman has big boobs or not. I like boobs of all sizes except for old biker momma fruit rollups (flat flapjack looking boobies) or water balloon droopers.

On her looks, I think she is a classy and beautiful woman but look, I’m a guy, I’d hit anything that gave me a second glance when I was single. I know beauty is a subjective matter, europeans back a hundred years ago thought fatties were all hawt and shit. Since the 70′s girls aspire to be like that brit modle Twiggy and modles like her. Shit I would break a woman in half that small. I’m a hair under 6 ft and 250 lbs. I like a normal sized woman.

33 wrenchbender February 21, 2009 at 1:43 pm

Well, for some people have korean girls because They’re in Korea, have found a beautiful Korean with nice boobies (big, small or mogi bites) and said Korean woman likes him and/or his Gochu.

I’ve had girlfriends all over the world stationed at various places and countries of all colors. I’m an equal opportunity lover. I just have happened to have married twice both to Asian women. One Korean (divorced 12 years ago cuz I had orders to the states and she didn’t want to go) and the true love of my life is a short Laotian with a Texas Drawl.

34 captbbq February 21, 2009 at 3:11 pm

the top and the bottom of the dress don’t match… too much on the bottom clashes with the lack thereof on top.

35 ElCanguro February 21, 2009 at 3:14 pm

Thanks for the mammories …

36 SomeguyinKorea February 21, 2009 at 8:07 pm

Yes, generally you can tell from the side. Natural breasts aren’t as round around the armpits as implants (although the newer cohesive gel implants come in a variety of shapes so they can be better matched to the body (and thus appear more natural)).

The things you learn while hanging out with doctors…

37 SomeguyinKorea February 21, 2009 at 8:09 pm

Just one…My wife…and she’s better than any you’ll ever have.

38 SomeguyinKorea February 21, 2009 at 8:12 pm

Every 5 years? Well, maybe if you get really cheap ones or if you’re one of those WWE female wrestlers. Breast implants should last longer than that.

39 SomeguyinKorea February 21, 2009 at 8:13 pm

Yes, those were the breastest times of our lives.

40 CactusMcHarris February 23, 2009 at 1:29 pm

Like her style of Scrabble, she’s practicing effective rack management.

41 ●~* February 24, 2009 at 12:51 am

@ #6 Hamel.

한성주

father:한석봉, mother:윤정빈, ex-mother-in-law:장영신

Her family is also said as school chaebeol and rumors flied that she entered Korea Univ. with bla bla and thus got beuty pageant’s crown with bla bla.

42 ●~* February 24, 2009 at 1:05 am

It’s said that her entrance into Korea Univ. was by Specialty Entrance of horse-riding and that of her brother into the same Univ. was by that of yacht.

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