On behalf of me and the Mrs. and the posters here at the Marmot’s Hole, I wish all the readers a happy New Year and a healthy and prosperous 2009.
Since its start in 2003, this blog has undergone many changes, and not just visually. Admittedly, quality has fluctuated at times — contrary to popular belief, I do have a life, albeit one largely owned by Seoul Selection, by whom I’m fortunate enough to be employed. Still, I’d like to think things haven’t gone completely to shit.
I’m always looking to improve the Marmot’s Hole — I have a couple of ideas in terms of where I’d like to take the blog in 2009, but I always enjoy hearing ideas from readers. If there are things you’d like to see more of (or less of), or technologies you think might be of help, by all means, share them.






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Happy New Year Marmot’s!!! A bright and happy one for you I hope!
Happy New Year! Thank you for all your hard work! What would I do without the Marmot’s Hole?
Happy New Year!
Happy New Year. Hoping 2009 is a good one!
http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2008/12/31/2008-12-31_crowds_cheer_in_the_new_year_at_times_sq.html
Dogbertt….always liked your posts…..
Happy New Year to all.
Happy New Year to everyone. Keep up the good work on the blog Mr. Koehler.
I empathize with my Korean brothers. The Korean female is the most traitorous of status seeking Asian women. Only 22.5% of Korean women born in America marry Korean men (also born in America). On the other hand 60.8%! seem to enjoy white meat…
Marmot, all the best to you and your family in 2009.
I wonder if pawi will come out of the shadows. A bit of good old fashion vitriol is good for the circulation. (Pun intended)
Happy New Year to you, too, Jing.
Jing’s information is a bit false and misleading. It’s not 22.5% of Korean Americans born in America who are marrying other Korean-Americans born in America, it’s 22.5% raised in America marrying other Korean Americans raised in America. (Why such a distinction may be important I’ll write about later.)
In the same category, only 39.5% KA males are married to KA females; 40.3% KA males marry whites.
All of the above according to asia-nation.org over here:
http://www.asian-nation.org/interracial.shtml
Now, the criticism I’d give would be this: Such studies don’t account for what I call the adoptee factor, or don’t distinguish between non-adoptee KAs and those KAs who were born and raised through adopted families. I’d be interested in seeing what the rates broken down in the above way would be then. I recall seeing stats about KA female adoptees and I don’t remember what the rate was exactly but the vast majority of them don’t marry Korean – or other Asian, for that matter.
In my experience, anyway, seems like the majority of Koreans raised in America that I know of personally are married to other Koreans. I know one who is married to a white guy. Another who is married to a Chinese. And about a dozen married to other Koreans.
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But yeah… Happy New Year to all!
My New Years resolution are a few. I am healthier, stronger, and in better shape than I was last year at about the same time, and I intend to extend this progress much further. I also hope to see many more major life changes this year. I must accomplish everything I want to by this year or else next year, 2010, won’t be a very welcome one.
Enjoy the last year of the decade, y’all. May it be a good one.
Dear Robert,
Happy New Year to you, too, and since you asked…
.let me qualify my question by stating that I am not tech-, code-, HTML, or Java-savvy, but it would be helpful if a poster could go back to edit a post, or if, for example, someone thought they could type out some simple HTML language and ended up making a total fudgepack of it – if there was an editing function, why they could try to right the ship, as it were.
No, other than that, I likes your blog just fine, sir.
Still visiting after all these years. Marmot’s Hole is a regular ride in the blogospheric amusement park.
Happy New Year!
Happy New Year!
I’d like to humbly suggest adding an HTML tool bar like this blog uses:
http://blogs.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/timblair/
It makes it easy for us Luddites to do neat tricks like emboldening and italicizing our prose.
Well, that’s an encouraging statistic. Unfortunately, I can just about count on my fingers and toes the number of ethnic Korean men in my town, and they’re all married. I’d settle for an ethnic Chinese (wink, wink, Jing), but they don’t exactly grow on trees around here either.
Thats NOT an encouraging statistics because it reveals a cohort of Korean American males who are simply not married. You know what happens to angry Asian males who think whitey is out for their women (pew pew pew!). And Sonagi, im flattered but not interested. You are probably much too old for me and I prefer the taut buttocks of a woman in her 20′s.
Oh and happy new years Marmot & Gang.
Ouch. Well, no worries, Jing – I think you’ve stopped that one cold.
To be honest, it was a bit surprising to see the term ‘taut buttocks’ used here. You know, outside of an animal husbandry clinic or Greg Louganis’ bedroom, that term’s just not used very often.
Happy New Year, all.
- and i’m also in favor of taut buttocks, so if there’s any way to get more of ‘em on the blog, then go right ahead.
Here you go -
http://www.undergear.com/Product/Underwear+Shape+Enhancers/Padded+Butt+Brief/D-150/P-AC29zz/code=macs/UG8CJDF/navtheme/dept/Ns/p_grossDemand&cm_ven=CJDF&cm_cat=Underwear-Shape_Enhancers&cm_pla=Padded_Butt_Brief&cm_ite=AC29zz
@Xiao Jing:
If you want ladies with taut buttocks, it helps to have a pair yourself. I peeked at your blog a couple years ago and recall reading a post about your struggle to lose weight. If you’re still trying to shed a few pounds, you might try cutting out refined carbs and doing some strength training.
Cheers,
Sonagi Aiyi
“Taut buttocks.” Wow, that brings back memories.
Get ‘em while you can, Jing, because, in a few years, no taut-assed girl is going to want your saggy butt. That is just life.
I wish I were young again, when getting laid was the main goal in life. Now, getting laid competes with reading a good book and getting a good night’s sleep.
Happy 2009 to everyone, but especially to all you girls with the taut buttocks.
Happy New Year to all!
Suggestions for the blog? Perhaps more articles on good restaurants. I know Zenkimchi already has a great blog on Korean food and recipes, but I think some folks would still appreciate a few more articles on good eatin’ spots here in Korea.
Happy New Year to all.
Marmot, I’d like to see lots of coverage of the KORUS FTA. Obama should make it more interesting than it already was. Thanks for a great blog.
Happy New Year, Mr. Marmot and all the crazy characters on this blog.
I concur with the other commentators here in that taut buttocks should be a priority for 2009. Especially when indirectly brought up from a conversation on why all Korean women are traitors to their people. Now if we can get something on this thread about how the man is always keepin’ English teachers down, I’ll be all set.
Happy New Year everyone as well.
Keep up the great work with the site Robert.
Robert,
I really, really, really like the new layout. Thanks much for the upgrade.
On the previous posts, there have been several requests for more taut buttocks. I concur, but in the interests of fair play, for Sonagi et. al. you’ll also need to put some taut male buttocks, but not too many, please, or people might think that this isn’t The Place for Things Han.
Happy New Year. I will be on better behavior this year.
Everyone, eat a nice steak.
Nothin’ but Canadian (mainly Albertan, but some BC) beef here, baby.
Hi Boss,
small matter: can you make it so that clicking on the header photo loads the blog homepage, rather than having to click ‘the marmot’s hole’ above it? Thx.
Cactus: I’m issuing you a citation. You can’t go tossing around valuable brand names like “Alberta Beef(R)” without supplying appropriate photo links (in this case, of myself) to manage the perception of the uneducated masses.
#29,
Well, I have a story to tell you, and what’s more, it’s true.
I got about 120 lbs of butchered beef, from a gentleman’s ranch, the breed being a hybrid of the Irish and those from the Piedmont area of Italy’s cows. I am a member in good standing with the People for Eating Tasty Animals (PETA) – that tofu stuff doesn’t do it for me.
Happy new year and 새해 복 많이 받으세요, Marmot et al.
Linkd, you’ve just registered a big fat blip on my Gaydar with that one. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, just saying.
This year I resolve to do some volunteer work in the city. Maybe teach math to junior high school students in Harlem and work at a men’s homeless shelter in Brooklyn.
My understanding of the bible has undergone a radical transformation lately. I’ve come to realize that the bible is the work of man, some parts divinely inspired, others not so much. It is not the absolute, infallible word of God as I have been taught since childhood. It’s time to sever the umbilical cord. Jesus never wrote anything himself. There is no Gospel according to the Son, except for that Norman Mailer fiction. There is meaning to this. Christ wants us to emulate his life, not go crazy figuring what the hell the bible is trying to say. I’ve decided to evolve into a “red-letter” Christian.
Sonagi, nevermind Jing. If things don’t work out with this Jamaican chick I met recently or the Jewish girl that I’ve been emailing with, this chong-gak here is willing to make a little schlep down to Virginia.
BTW, I highly recommend this book to anyone so inclined
“The Year of Living Biblically: One Man’s Humble Quest to follow the Bible as Literally as Possible”
by AJ Jacobs.
Hilarious and informative.
Seriously – he used the word “humble” in that title?
Anyway, good luck with your conversion, Kim.
Late for the party as usual…anyway, here’s to a better year ahead for everyone.
Mr.Koehler, hope you and the missus have an excellent year.
새해 복 많이 받으십시오
#31 Much power to you. The only spiritual people I have met that I can respect believe/behave exactly as you have described. HNY!
#31,
Wasn’t there a Korean phrase that ‘I haven’t yet eaten that tasty soup’, meaning one hadn’t yet been married?
Anyway, that’s where good men and women do their good works – out in the field, not in the office. Good for you.
Happy new year to all!
Sonagi, I’m an obnoxious, disgusting, shallow, dumb barbarian with middle-aged derrière, as some people might know, but if I have even a slightest chance, my email address is dumbbarbarian@ymail.com.
Now you have all the enlightenment of a late early 20th century Western teenager still wanking off to the literature of pseudophilosophical thinkers like G. K. Chesterston and C. S. Lewis.
Maybe next year you’ll use the word “Christ” with a cringe and view it in the same light of poor taste that I do.
The only thing that is cringe-worthy is your affected intellectualism which overloads on sophomoric pretension to make up for a lack of substance. You’re a poser and you’re not fooling anyone. Cut the bullshit already.
You’re describing yourself, NettieKim. But in addition to poser, I’d call you a parrot since you don’t seem to have any original ideas of your own. Even your description of me, as empty as it was, is a rip of the description others have given of you. But what’s bad is not that you’re a parrot but you’re a parrot of philosophical bumpkins. You’re like a FOB or someone promoting the macarena and all the dance crazes from the early 90s, and thinking highly of himself for it. Yet, this lowly mode of existence makes up the very substance of your faith. I know it – you don’t know it – but perhaps you eventually will.
Here’s my faith: Next year, our little pseudo bad boy from the Bronx is going to learn to disassociate god from Christianity. And if he’s smart, he might even dissassociate god from ethics, god from love, god from value. Somewhere in this evolutionary stew, he will grow out of his taste for pseudo-profundity and the old, Western literary culture that breeds it, and he might then genuinely learn a thing or two about himself.
Here are my suggestions for your blog:
1) Return to doing more analysis of the Korean vernacular media, and especially of things that might jar with we expats’ preconceptions of “how Koreans think.”
2) Put R Elgin and Dram Man out to pasture (sorry guys). Not only are Elgin’s posts tetchy and clunkily written, nine times out of 10 they also lack any real insight. As for Dram Man, though I think he does have some interesting stuff to say at times, it is mostly drowned out by pointless pot-shots at Korea’s English-language media and, of course, a primitive grasp of spelling and punctuation.
3) Retain the services of Andy Jackson, Sonagi and WangKon, and perhaps encourage Brendon Carr and Sanshinseon to contribute more. Though I vigorously disagree with much of Carr’s and Jackson’s politics, their posts are almost always informative and, more often than not, entertaining too. The same goes for WangKon and Sonagi, with the following caveats:
a) WangKon, you have no idea how distracting it is for grammar sticklers like me (and, I suspect, many other readers of the Hole) to read the words “better then” and “would of.” You may think this is being pathetically anal, but trust me, every clanger like that hacks another tiny chip out of your posts’ credibility.
b) Sonagi, your comments are never less than balanced, insightful and well-written. But for some reason, your posts are sometimes rather dull (at least to me) and lack the kind of bite that stirs a response. Given your language skills, I would expect you to have access to some really fascinating, provocative stuff.
Apart from that, please just keep up the good work.
Yes, you are being too anal, Above Criticism.
I think all the Marmot posters are doing fine. As for Sonagi, except for her less than taut behind and her overuse of possessive pronouns, I really like her contributions, too.
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