Remember boys and girls, if you are going to start a fight with an ajuma, you had better bring something more than a baseball bat.
The Saipan Tribune reports that hammers and guns don’t seem to do the trick either:
The police reported yesterday an attempted robbery case in San Vicente where two masked men attacked and fired shots at a 54-year old Korean woman as they tried to rob her in broad daylight….
According to preliminary investigation, the victim had just parked her vehicle in the parking lot when one of the suspects approached her as she was about to come out from her vehicle.
The police report said the suspect began hitting her in the head, but she managed to tighten her grip on her purse when the suspect tried to grab it from her.
The suspect also hit the victim with a hammer during the struggle. He also shot a gun at her five times but the bullets missed her.
The victim told police that a second suspect, who was also wearing a mask, fired a gun several times into the air.
After her attackers failed to take away her purse, the suspects fled the scene in two sedans. One of the getaway vehicles was colored green and the other was gold.
I suspect that these bad boys might have been high during the attempted robbery. Considering how things could have end, I certainly hope they get caught soon.
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So for anyone who harbors a suspicion that living in an adjummacracy would be safe sailing, I give you Mr. Jackson’s example.
You see, all the time that you’ve suspected that Adjumma was at the beauty parlor getting her hair permed….hah, she was taking self-defense lessons.
This also allows her to overcome any obstacle, be it a line of people waiting for something, folks getting off of a subway or any impediment to receiving free samples.
sheesh, what did she have in her purse that she felt was too important for her to risk her life over?
i’m glad she’s alright, though.
It is deadly combination of the flowered pants and polka dot shirts that give the ajuma’s their mystical pumpkin powers.
You have been warned.
#3,
What about the hat with the elongated bill? I always thought that it hid an antenna for their comms systems, but you’re saying it’s the flowered pants? My word, The Adjummapolis’s reach is quite clearly sartorial, too.
What’s this about pumpkin powers, though?
Probably Chinese dudes.
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