Kim Jong-Il Is Alive and at the Soap Factory . . .

by R. Elgin on November 25, 2008

in North Korea

Apparently Kim Jong-Il is still alive since, according to Associated Press, “North Korea’s Kim Jong Il paid visits to machinery and soap-making factories, state media reported Tuesday”. Here the Dear Leader is seen supervising the manufacturing of soap.

{ 7 comments… read them below or add one }

1 squatch November 25, 2008 at 9:55 pm

What about his crystal meth labs and counterfeit dollar printing shops?

2 CactusMcHarris November 26, 2008 at 1:03 am

It’s too bad he, like old horses, wasn’t rendered.

3 Uri Onara November 26, 2008 at 1:29 am

He was probably just looking for a good bar.

4 CactusMcHarris November 26, 2008 at 1:40 am

KJI just might be kicking the bucket – all the cognac and Hwanghae hotties have finally caught up with him.

5 megook November 26, 2008 at 6:47 am

photoshopped!

6 killian92 November 26, 2008 at 8:03 am

Kim Jong-Il is alive and living the good life in North Korea. Pictured here, the Great Leader is enjoying a dip in a North Korean Jacuzzi, powered by one the numerous North Korean giants. When asked for a comment Kim replied, “I like to make bubbles in the tub”.

7 SomeguyinKorea November 26, 2008 at 10:18 am

“It’s too bad he, like old horses, wasn’t rendered.”

Good idea. He’s kinda pudgy, after all.

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