North Korea said Wednesday z z z z . . it will ban land crossings at its z z z z z z z . . . border with South Korea starting next z z z z Z z z . . . month because of what it calls z z z z . . . the South’s confrontational stance. z z z . . . Z z . . . link here.
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My only problem with this article is that it does not feature enough quotation from the KCNA. Over the years, reading their words has never failed to put a smile on my face.
In lieu of having the full KCNA statement, I will enact how I imagine it went. Ahem:
“As the glorious People’s Republic of the true Korea has vigilantly observed, the impostor Southern region has recklessly exacerbated its bloodthirsty aggression. In justified response, the wise People’s Republic has no choice but to close land borders. Surely, the world will soon see that the South brings about its own demise with its foolhardy continuation of venomous war-mongering. Should they fail to discontinue such acrimonious policies, the horrible bloodshed that will result will be of their own volition.”
That was fun. Anyone else want to try?
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