Or, you can take the American high school out of America, but you can’t take America out of the high school:
A young couple in custody in Colorado for allegedly plotting to kill the boyfriend’s mother so they could buy the girlfriend breast implants attended Seoul American High School on the U.S. Army’s Yongsan Garrison, according to school yearbooks.
Nikita Weis, 18, and Sophia Alsept, 21, were arrested Sept. 26 after Weis’ mother chased off the attackers and called police, said Sgt. Jess Freeman, spokesman for the Fountain, Colo., Police Department.
Apparently the clever couple planned to kill Mr. Weis’s mother — a one Hyun Sook Weis — so they could sell her car to pay for the boob job.
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Why are guys named ‘Nikita’ such trouble-makers? First Khrushchev, now this.
Wow. Absolutely f@$#ed up.
Nikita looks like Kim Jong-nam.
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This here’s a story about Nikita and Sophia
And Niki’s mom, well she’s got herself a Kia
Poor Sophia’s chest is flatter than a pizza
And here’s what happened after they got away from the SAHS teachers
They headed down to Fountain, Colorado
Most folks there drive F-150’s and Eldorados
Nikita’s mom was almost killed by desperados
‘Cause Sophia wanted some hooters and fun
Go on get some hooters and fun
Go on get some hooters and fun
Go on get some hooters and fun
Go on get some hooters and fun
Ol’ Jess Freeman is a sargeant down in Fountain
In the titty bars there he’s seen hooters big as mountains
He ain’t gonna let that get in the way of bigger issues
Even though Niki’s mom might have a bra filled with tissues
Nikita, whoa, whoa, he messed up right away
Sophia got busted on the very same day
They got no Kia, hey
(No, not the kind from Norway)
They went to jail and they’re still there today
For tryin’ to get some hooters and fun
Go on get some hooters and fun
Go on get some hooters and fun
Go on get some hooters and fun
Go on get some hooters and fun
Go on get some hooters and fun
Go on get some hooters and fun
Go on get some hooters and fun
Bravo! Brilliant! (Except that Nokia is from Finland…ay).
But Finalnd doesn’t fit. Excellent, gbnhj!
Sparrow, don’t forget the Russian Nightmare…. Nikita Koloff!
Thanks for the compliments, guys. My apologies to both Finnish industry and legendary axman Steve Miller.
I heard boob jobs are cheap actually… I’ve met people who offered to pay for their gfriends boob operations. (and have)
I guess though… if these kids were smart they wouldn’t be so stupid.
This story is about poverty.
Colorado is very mountaineous region. (pun intended). But deficient economy (pun intended) was never replenished amply. (pun intended).
These kids had no money. Whenever Nikita looked at his woman’s boobs, his spirit sank. (pun intended).
But he had no dough. (pun intended).
So, he looked around and saw a ride. (pun intended).
He wanted to sell the car. But, his mother, the abominable Korean wookie, said no. She was so selfish.
Nikita decided to take some action. (pun intended).
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