Ginkgo Thief!

by Robert Koehler on October 15, 2008

in South Korea

Public Service Announcement: Picking up fallen ginkgo nuts from trees on public roads is OK, but picking them off the trees will get you arrested.

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Picking Gingko From Street Trees Is Theft
October 15, 2008 at 8:57 pm

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1 Darth Babaganoosh October 15, 2008 at 6:45 pm

A crime wave worthy of pubic funds to prosecute if I ever saw one. Never mind the red light runners, the motorcycles on sidewalks, or any of the myriad of contract and law violations in the ESL industry, we have to get those damn ginko bitches.

2 foobat October 15, 2008 at 8:37 pm

trees bad; ground okay. got it.

what about climbing up in the tree while hammered and vigorously shaking the tree limbs?

quite the popular late night sport here in my neighborhood

3 Darth Babaganoosh October 15, 2008 at 9:28 pm

foobat, think of the trees! The trees!

4 seouldout October 16, 2008 at 4:37 am

Hey popo, don’t forget about the grannies tramping through the underbrush to gather dandelions and other edible greens.

5 mcnut October 16, 2008 at 7:11 am

speaking of those grannies i have several times merged to the right lane from behind a bus and had to slam on brakes because of these clueless dips!%*s
which if i hit and killed one of them it would probably be my fault

6 user-81 October 16, 2008 at 7:40 am

which if i hit and killed one of them it would probably be my fault

Well if you’re passing a vehicle on the right without being able to see what’s up ahead… ;)

7 JiMong October 16, 2008 at 2:31 pm

So…no more 은행털기?
Man, that sucks!

8 JiMong October 16, 2008 at 2:31 pm

So…no more 은행 털기?
Man, that sucks!

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