For Leg Men (Or Women Into Little Mongolian Dudes)

by Robert Koehler on September 18, 2008

What I learned today from the Korea Times. I have to say, though, as screwed up as her proportions seem to be on paper, she don’t look all that bad.

{ 8 comments… read them below or add one }

1 CactusMcHarris September 18, 2008 at 10:44 pm

One wonders if he looked up to see The Promised Land.

2 AK September 18, 2008 at 11:16 pm

One wonders if he looked up to see The Promised Land.

I was thinking the same thing. It would have been stupid of him not to look up.

On the other hand if she was wearing pantyhose, there wouldn’t have been much to see.

3 NewYorkTom September 19, 2008 at 12:12 am

I always wondered, do little people shit smaller than “normal” people? And do big people shit bigger than “normal” people? The amount of shit that comes out must be proportional to the body size and food intake, right? So in general…wtf am I talking about?

While you’re at it, please answer this Q as well. If a toilet flush goes clockwise in the N. Hemisphere and counter-clockwise in the S.H., then what happens at the Equator?

4 colontos September 19, 2008 at 1:01 am

It goes straight down, no swirling. I’ve seen it on TV.

5 bumfromkorea September 19, 2008 at 2:16 am

Mythbusting time!

The direction of the toilet flush is determined by the toilet’s design rather than geography. Basically, it depends on which direction the water-shooting jets are located on the toilet. It’s a common misconception made even more popular by that Simpsons episode about Australia.

6 NewYorkTom September 19, 2008 at 3:19 am

Ahhh yes! Never bothered looking it up til you said it’s a myth. I dont know why I never bothered looking it up! Thanks for clearing it up though.

This little “factoid” came up for me again bc I was watching the food show with Andrew Zimmern? or maybe it was Bourdain…

Anyway, he was in Ecuador(?) or some place near the equator and there was this local dude showing the tourists the different flushes, walking back and forth bw NH and SH. The fucker was a fraud!!! LOL. He’s actually making a living doing this shit. Man, I’m gullible. Hmmm, maybe they even mentioned it’s not true. My ADD prevents me from paying attention to all the details anyway.

7 youcrazyfool September 19, 2008 at 5:01 am

Sorry, but are you kidding me? There’s something wrong with her face. I prefer her ‘proportionally screwed up’ body.

8 CactusMcHarris September 19, 2008 at 8:46 am

#7,

Those are Some Legs That Don’t Stop, aren’t they?

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