The arrest of alleged North Korean spy Won Jong-hwa provides Japan’s Shukan Taishu magazine with the opportunity to examine the sexual training of North Korean agents:
“After Kim Jong Il assumed power he began a program of ’sex training’ for spies, using agents from China and the former Soviet Union as instructors,” Terence Lee, a risk management consultant, tells Shukan Taishu. “One of the students was Kim Hyonhi, the agent captured alive in connection with the bombing of a Korean Airlines passenger jet. It’s been said the training curriculum that agents underwent surpassed all imagination.”
Such training may have included legendary ancient Chinese bedroom methods that, if applied correctly, might cause the object of seduction to suffer heart failure.
“I don’t know if they succeeded or not, but they actually tested this,” Lee asserts, adding that female Korean agents were put to work at a brothel in Romania to polish their techniques, as well as develop “fortitude” as sex objects, so that they would not feel aroused.
If you can’t believe the Shukan Taishu, who can you believe?
Oh, and also from the Tokyo Reporter, masturbation may kill up to 1,000 Tokyoites a year. With the advent of Youporn, expect that number to soar even higher.
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What the clientele in Romanian brothels comprised, especially in those times, is a severly frightening thought.
“…to SOAR even higher.”
“It’s been said the training curriculum that agents underwent surpassed all imagination.”
Only someone who hasn’t viewed Japanese porn would say that.
So, you mean to say I should only stroke it once a day now I’m over 30.
Mrs. Palmer ain’t gonna like that!
“jizzicide”, or, death by hand hockey, is indeed a sour way to go.
One, I suppose there were no sexual harassment suits against the “trainers?”
Two, I’ve seen ping pong balls and darts shoot out of vaginas on several occasions. But I wonder if any of these girls can handle a gun? At the very least, a blow dart? Now, that would be awesome.
Hmmm… come to think of it, I just had sex with a josonjok girl in NY not too long ago and she had these tightening/loosening vaginal muscle action that literally sucked the man juice out of me. Believe me, it was something else. Now I’m wondering, if I shagged a spy.
I think one time with kji could accomplish the same for less.
Oh my God. You mean soar.
“Youporn,” huh? Funny.
So, not sour grapes but sour gonads….
What a way to go, with coke on your crank and a smile on your face. Sign me up!