Beats Jerry Lewis, I Suppose

by Robert Koehler on September 4, 2008

in Completely Random Crap, Japan

Squeezing melons for a worthy cause:

It is a recent Sunday afternoon inside the offices of adult video broadcaster Paradise TV. Two enthusiastic female voices can be heard counting from behind a pair of covered booths: “Ichi, ni, san, shi, go!”

The entry flap of one booth is labeled with the kanji character pronounced ushiro (behind) and colored pink, the other is yellow and marked oppai (breast). Outside is a line of five men, each of whom is eagerly awaiting his turn to grab (with both hands) the bare buttocks and breasts of two adult video (AV) actresses five times for 1,000 yen – with all the proceeds being used for research to prevent the spread of the HIV virus and AIDS.

Yes, but since Akira Fubuki retired, would it really be worth the grope?

(HT to Japundit)

{ 13 comments… read them below or add one }

1 NES September 4, 2008 at 12:00 pm

Oh yeah, but 30% of those five guys waiting in line are Zainichi Koreans! :D

2 wjk, 검은 머리 외국인 September 4, 2008 at 12:38 pm

ever notice that AceFace, Natto, Shakuhachi side step these things, like it didn’t exist?

considering the trend that everything from Japan funnels its way towards Busan, and then towards Seoul,

you guys might get to do this in Seoul.

but my question is, why?

3 wjk, 검은 머리 외국인 September 4, 2008 at 12:41 pm

what kind of people buy worn panties from a vending machine?

only the porno sunjingook Japan !

wanna be white people, Japanese !

leave blondie out of this, blondie, pale face doesn’t let men show their guts and grab boobies or butts to fund AIDS research!

actually, they probably do/did.

their mascot for this event is blondie.

in the old Japanese cartoons, white guys were the protagonists, but their names were Japanese.

4 NES September 4, 2008 at 12:48 pm

ever notice that AceFace, Natto, Shakuhachi side step these things, like it didn’t exist?

Or they blame Zainichi Koreans, as though the problem is DNA rather than culture.

5 cmm September 4, 2008 at 1:42 pm

oops, someone forgot to put the NSFW label on the first link. Though, it was a nice surprise to see some nipples right after lunch. We don’t get enough Japanese T&A pics here. And it’s for a great cause too.

6 Benicio74 September 4, 2008 at 3:02 pm

Quoting my favorite line from the original Robocop:
“I’d buy that for a dollar!”

For pure squeezability, I’d go with Anna Ohura!

7 H. Lagenberg September 4, 2008 at 3:02 pm

Now where was that story again about the “Crush that Womb” series, with actresses coming to the police station with vaginal bruizing, ruptured everythings and mental scars for life? Paradise TV is just part of a sick, over the top industry that is horny to get some news coverage.

8 NES September 4, 2008 at 3:58 pm

Maybe some porno stars in the US can do a similar fund raiser for Obama and call it “Grope for Hope.”

9 judge judy September 4, 2008 at 4:29 pm

japanese hijinks at their best. i’d pay!

10 Michael September 4, 2008 at 5:42 pm

The pimps in Dongdaemun should try this. Maybe it will boost their standing in the community.

11 wjk, 검은 머리 외국인 September 5, 2008 at 10:11 am

many hours later, and still no crowd from Occidentalism.

Yup, when it comes to Japanese kinky sexy wtf-ness,

they act like
a/ it doesn’t exist.
b/ they don’t know about it.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Only in Japan.

I’m not saying it’s a bad thing.

Personally, these girls are not very attractive.

Also, the crowd at Occ never explain how come Japanese toon heroes/heroines are always white looking, with Japanese names.

RJK, tell me if I’m on your nerves, I will definately stop.

12 dogbertt September 5, 2008 at 10:14 am

Stupid Gundam fetishist.

13 shakuhachi September 5, 2008 at 11:08 am

wjk, last time I looked at Korean comics the characters were not Asiatic caricatures either.

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