Effective 2009, LPGA Members Must Speak Passable English

by WangKon936 on August 26, 2008

in Korean Sports

I kinda saw this coming. At a mandatory meeting Aug. 20 at the Safeway Classic, the tour informed all its South Korean members that beginning in 2009, all players who have been on tour for two years must pass an oral evaluation of their English skills. Failure would result in a suspended membership.

Per FoxSports, via GolfWeek:

Hilary Lunke, president of the Player Executive Committee, said much of this initiative stems from the importance of being able to entertain pro-am partners. Players already are fined if the LPGA receives complaints from their pro-am partners. Now the tour is taking it one step further.

“The bottom line is, we don’t have a job if we don’t entertain,” Lunke said. “In my mind, that’s as big a part of the job as shooting under par.”

Betsy Clark, LPGA vice president of professional development, said the players will be evaluated by a core team on communication skills such as conversation, survival (i.e. “I’m going to the store.”) and “golfspeak.” Players must be able to conduct interviews and give acceptance speeches without the help of a translator.

Depending on your point of view, it’s either about time or a little racist. Well, for better or for worse, it should stem this.

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1 R. Elgin August 26, 2008 at 1:59 pm

Why!?

I can not think of any other sport that would place this much emphasis upon speaking English. Maybe they should let English teachers play only, so that way their English skills would be at a professional level, or they could just play naked since that would gain an increased viewership. The only problem might be where to put the corporate logos for advertising though… I’m sorry but I’m really wondering if there is *any* culture nowadays in America worth mentioning or is it all just about the money.

2 Siddhartha August 26, 2008 at 2:08 pm

Little racist? Come on… Wang, you are way too Yangban and gentleman!!

Hey LPGA!! Why not ask all ladies to limit their weight to 120 Lbs, wear makeup and dress nothing but bikini… That sure will increase the “entertainment” value!! Grow up in LA, I watched my hero Fernando strike every batter left and right and on top of the game but the dude can’t speak any word of English, so did MLB lost the entertainment value… WTF is wrong with LPGA?

I want my Margaret Cho to make skid about this!!

3 Passions August 26, 2008 at 2:20 pm

Total garbage. You don’t even have to know how to speak English to drive an automobile. You don’t have to know how to speak English to become a US citizen. You don’t have to know how to speak English to become the president.

4 roboseyo August 26, 2008 at 2:35 pm

And starting in 2011, female archers must speak at least passable Korean, or have their bows confiscated.

5 mr. Lee August 26, 2008 at 2:36 pm

On the plus side, I’m sure LPGA ladies pay more than hagwons for English lessons.

By the way, what about the PGA? Any such rules for them?

6 Brendon Carr (Korea Law Blog) August 26, 2008 at 3:00 pm

Count me among those who think this is wrong, and probably unlawful to boot. I wonder if language can be construed to be a “disability” for purposes of the Americans with Disabilities Act or other nondiscrimination law?

7 stafford August 26, 2008 at 3:02 pm

English Premier League Football requires passable English to be spoken by its import players for pretty much the same reasons — giving interviews, hocking sponsors products etc etc.

8 StKY August 26, 2008 at 3:14 pm

Why not start mandating that players on the LPGA tour are passable as females first.

Then we can worry about the talking.

9 nachoinkorea August 26, 2008 at 3:16 pm

I agree it is over the top, but I do see a certain side of it. Professional golfers, while on the course, are only allowed to receive advice about shot and club selection from their caddies. I have heard that there has been some problems with Korean golfers (speaking Korean, obviously) possibly getting advice from their parents or others who were not their caddy. If this is true, this rule could put an end to this.

10 iheartblueballs August 26, 2008 at 3:20 pm

Before the lot of you go spewing ignorance about racism, driver’s licenses, and supposed LPGA stupidity, do yourself a favor and try some edumucation regarding the financial engine that drives the LPGA and allows those 45 Korean players to collect their paychecks in the first place.

Here’s a hint: It’s not donations from clueless blog commentators.

The LPGA does not have the luxury of a massive television contract like the PGA. Even the LPGA majors have Nielsens about equivalent to roller derby and World’s Strongest Man competitions. Nor do they draw enough fans to be able to rely on gate receipts. In fact, at most LPGA events, the admission is dirt cheap or completely free just to get enough people out to fill the stands on the 18th hole and avoid embarrassment on what little TV coverage they do receive.

Guess what that leaves? Sponsors.

Guess what sponsors want for their money, given that they know the advertisement value is squat? They want access. Access to players in Pro-Am tournaments for their own bigwigs, but more importantly access for their customers and guests. It’s the only perk of any value to be able to set your customer up in a foursome with Lorena Ochoa, Natalie Gulbis, or whichever hot Korean is kicking ass that month.

And guess what happens when the Korean players are regularly devaluing that perk by failing to interact with sponsors or speaking no English, and playing Pro-Ams as if they were a dead fish lying in bed taking a sweaty grunt from some lit ajoshi? The sponsors complain that the only return they’re getting on investment is a few giggles and “I’m fine thank you, and you?”

The LPGA is an American tour backed by primarily American sponsors. Speaking English and doing your part OUTSIDE of the tournaments is a necessary evil for all players, key word being NECESSARY. It’s a fact of life for a female sport, and no one in the LPGA accounting office gives a flying fuck whether you think its racist or not, because you’re not paying the fucking bills then, are you?

The sponsors ARE paying those bills, and if they want players to have a rudimentary command of English and make some small talk with their customers and execs so that the Pro-Ams are actually enjoyable, memorable events rather than awkward fucking nightmares, well then the LPGA needs to make sure that happens, innit?

Because if the sponsors start jumping ship and the LPGA goes under, all those Korean golfers are gonna be back on the Korean Ladies Tour making $500 per weekend instead of the hundreds of thousands they’re making now.

The LPGA is a business, and the intent is to make a profit, not dance around the delicate sensibilities of ignorant twats crying racism at every turn. There is no right to play on the LPGA tour for every Kim and Lee that gets off the boat with a solid swing. There’s more involved than playing golf, which many of you can’t seem to comprehend.

So either learn about the economics of the tour, or shut your pieholes. Or better yet, go ahead and start sending your sponsorship checks directly to the LPGA with a note telling them that you demand foreign players not be forced to learn English or interact with sponsors in Pro-Ams. Surely the millions rolling in from the peanut gallery here will make up the financial gap, and the Korean players can go on sucking loads of money out of the LPGA while giving very little back in return to ensure its continued stability. Then you can all sleep better at night knowing you’ve prevented a holocaust of racism, otherwise known as good fucking business to those with any goddamn sense.

11 ElCanguro August 26, 2008 at 3:23 pm

#6 – Yeah, maybe it’s just me. But, for some reason I don’t have so much of a problem with the English Premier League insisting on that requirement, despite being unsure of what long that requirement has been in place, as the EPL imports the best talent worldwide speaking scores of native tongues and doesn’t seem to have that regulation in place targeting one specific ethnic group.

Whereas, I feel more uneasy about this decision by the LPGA which I see, rightly or wrongly, as a reactionary measure largely aimed at one minority group who speak a mother tongue other than English. It seems very reactionary, mean-spirited and racist IMO.

Bad move by the LPGA.

12 Granfalloon August 26, 2008 at 3:34 pm

I’m with Mr. Carr. This strikes me as something that SHOULD be illegal, but I have that sinking feeling that it isn’t. Possibly because the victims in question are not American citizens, or possibly because linguistic discrimination has not come into vogue yet.

That said, I’m intrigued by the suggestions of R.Elgin and Siddhartha about how the game could be made more entertaining. I believe I would support those particular changes to the rules.

13 nachoinkorea August 26, 2008 at 3:39 pm

Well said Blue Balls, well said.

14 wjk, 검은 머리 외국인 August 26, 2008 at 3:56 pm

who cares about passable English?

“Passable looks” should be enforced.

15 ENGLISH August 26, 2008 at 3:57 pm

Why not let the Koreans speak Korean and just not pay them anything if they win. It seems fair.

16 Andy Jackson August 26, 2008 at 3:57 pm

#9 Thanks for the information. I was about to join the scrum before you brought that to light.

17 Yu Bumsuk August 26, 2008 at 4:01 pm

Do EPL players really need to be able to speak English? I’ve never heard that one before. How many of the imports in K-league soccer, baseball, and basketball can speak Korean?

Personally I really dislike the idea of star players ‘having’ to do interviews.

18 Zonath August 26, 2008 at 4:18 pm

This strikes me as something that SHOULD be illegal, but I have that sinking feeling that it isn’t. Possibly because the victims in question are not American citizens, or possibly because linguistic discrimination has not come into vogue yet.

The citizenship of the victims doesn’t really make a whole lot of difference… they would likely still be protected. There have been some cases concerning linguistic discrimination brought successfully under Title VII of the Civil Rights Act of 1964, but that generally requires some sort of employment relationship. I sort of doubt that the LPGA actually ‘employs’ the golfers on its tour. And even if there was an employment relationship there, employers can discriminate on certain restricted bases if they can demonstrate a business necessity… I dunno how far the ’schmoozing with donors’ angle would really fly, but it might be plausible enough to convince someone…

Anyhow, I suppose it would be sort of entertaining to try and find some law that the LPGA might possibly be breaking, but it’s golf… if they didn’t discriminate against someone, they wouldn’t be following the traditions of the sport. ;)

19 MrMao August 26, 2008 at 4:30 pm

Korea is not a race.

20 GyopoTim August 26, 2008 at 4:37 pm

but a lifestyle

21 Brendon Carr (Korea Law Blog) August 26, 2008 at 4:44 pm

Aha! I knew I remembered something about this — see PGA Tour, Inc. v. Martin, 532 U.S. 661 (2001). Golf tours are places of public accommodation for purposes of ADA. The next question is whether only speaking Korean is a disability for purposes of ADA. I suspect not, but that’s not my specialty, and besides — everything is considered a disability these days.

22 squatch August 26, 2008 at 4:48 pm

Might be a “public accommodation” discrimination where employment is not required. Doesn’t have to be “race”, either…the discrimination could be based on “national origin”. See the Boy Scouts of America case.

23 squatch August 26, 2008 at 4:49 pm

Shoot. You beat me on that!

24 Maekchu August 26, 2008 at 6:24 pm

Actually IHBB is correct. There is much more to the LPGA than just playing golf. Some of the high profile players such as Annika Sorenstam have been quite vocal in their criticism of non-English speakers not doing their part in all of the required functions that go on behind the scenes.

Because of this, you can’t compare the LPGA to other sporting organizations. Its whole existence depends on its players being able to satisfy the requirements of its sponsors. Not being able to speak English means those players collect a check without fulfilling the other half of their responsibilities.

The first knee jerk reaction of the uninformed is to claim racism but it’s not racist to ensure your employees have the capability to perform the job for which they are paid.

25 Wedge August 26, 2008 at 6:32 pm

#9: Blueballs nails it: The LPGA is a business and this is a necessary step to ensure they don’t go tits up (no pun intended). Thanks for the detailed explanation of the economics.

If for some reason the local leagues decided foreign players had to know Korean, well, guess what, let them make that call. The foreign players with sac would head elsewhere for their paypacket. The rest could cry “discrimination” or “racism” and behave like children.

Nobody has a God-given right to be accepted by any sports tournament or league. They do, however, have a right to be told to meet the minimum requirements in order to gain entry.

26 Redneck Hickboy August 26, 2008 at 6:34 pm

Another blow to the ROK.

27 Redneck Hickboy August 26, 2008 at 6:37 pm

Oh, and I hope the top LPGA pro Michelle Wie can pass it.

28 Brendon Carr (Korea Law Blog) August 26, 2008 at 6:45 pm

Blueballs nails it: The LPGA is a business and this is a necessary step to ensure they don’t go tits up (no pun intended). Thanks for the detailed explanation of the economics.

Guess what? Many businesses are public accommodations. If the PGA has been deemed to be a public accommodation for purposes of non-discrimination law (and it has been by the Supreme Court), it will be a tough sell to try to claim the LPGA is not.

PGA v. Martin is a tear-jerker of a sports story, by the way.

29 Tripod August 26, 2008 at 6:56 pm

#9,

English is not the official language in the US nor are the players employees of the LPGA.

#19,

Yes. To quote Penn and Teller, “The ADA is bullshit!”.

30 Alejandro Marivosa August 26, 2008 at 7:15 pm

Well, if they think the only thing keeping the Korean players from being sociable, gracious, etc is their poor English skills, they need to see how Korean VIPs behave here in Korea.

31 Linkd August 26, 2008 at 7:35 pm

Like Charlie Brown’s parents, counsellor. Blueballs has left you flat-footed, muttering gibberish. Don’t feel bad, you know what he’s like, and it’s worth taking one for the team now and then, just to have him back for a spell.

32 r.rac August 26, 2008 at 7:50 pm

Blue balls is right. My father is retired and plays golf all the time, has the golf channel on 24/7 (except when Olbermann is on) he and his golfing buddies HATE what the LPGA has become because of all the Koreans, not because of their golf skills but because of the lack of personality of them which in part is due to their lack of English proficiency. I bet the ratings for their tournaments are minuscule, heck the LPGA Championship (a major) isn’t even on a US network

Right now money-wise the LPGA is struggling, sponsors are dropping like flies due to the hard econ times. You need personalities to drive these events (case in point look what has happen to PGA tour ratings since Tiger got hurt) and not speaking English at Pro-Ams etc has to be detrimental to sponsors and prospective TV networks. It’s not about a disability like Casey Martin, Martin through no fault of his own was denied the ability to earn a living. The Korean golfers aren’t being denied due to some act of god they can learn English. Another way to make the point, should I be allowed to play on the PGA Tour just because I can play golf? NO!!!!! I need to get better and earn my way to the tour no difference here.

33 Brendon Carr (Korea Law Blog) August 26, 2008 at 7:59 pm

Blueballs has left you flat-footed, muttering gibberish.

Au contraire. While I happen to agree that the influx of non-English speaking Korean players may be burdensome to the LPGA marketing-wise, an argument that it’s justified to discriminate against them because of displeasing the sponsors is a non-starter. The sponsors used to be against Negroes and ladies too.

Hire a translator.

Oh, and I tend to agree with Penn & Teller on the ADA and non-discrimination law generally. But it is the law.

34 Nomad August 26, 2008 at 8:13 pm

F*ck Obama and the other dude; iheartblueballs for president.

35 redneck hickboy August 26, 2008 at 8:35 pm

This much is sure: the Koreans have no leg to stand on (sorry to Casey Martin) if they want to cry discrimination.

1) KBL: limit on # of foreign players and on minutes they can play, just for starters.

2) Lone Star: discrimination of the most naked variety.

3) Korean baseball — same? Help me out here.

Why? Because this is Korea and it’s for the Koreans and no one here bats an EYE at such blatant discrimination. So I don’t wanna hear a peep from LPGA Koreans on this.

36 Austin August 26, 2008 at 8:36 pm

Even if they learn English, there is still no guarantee that the Korean ladies will have a personality.
When is the last time you met an interesting adjuma with an opinion about anything.

37 Granfalloon August 26, 2008 at 8:50 pm

I’m still with Mr. Carr on this one. I agree 100 percent that the people who financially support the LPGA have a business interest in seeing the advancement of charismatic sports heroines who connect well with the American public. No argument there.

However, does this give them the right to interfere with the rules of the sport so they can achieve that end? This seems like what them educated folk refer to as a “slippery slope.” (no pun intended)

What if a string of ugly, overweight lesbians start to dominate the sport? Certainly these corporations could stand to lose money, especially if the Christian right boycotted the tour. But can they strong-arm the LPGA into a no-lesbians-allowed policy?

Athletes in America who don’t speak English (or who are unfriendly) are hurting themselves by losing out on endorsement money. That should be enough to motivate any sane golfer. However, mandates from the sports organizations themselves strike me as quite unethical, and quite unfair.

38 arthjm August 26, 2008 at 9:13 pm

Not too sure which side I’m on, but to be frank, I can’t really remember the last time I was motivated by anything Tiger Woods had to say, in fact I probably switched channels whenever he sat down to chat. It’s not like any of them really do have any interesting personalities… come on, they play golf! Now, if Dennis Rodman became pro, that’s a whole new story. If I’m not gonna listen to what the top player in the world is saying, why would I care what the female golfers have to say?

39 r.rac August 26, 2008 at 9:28 pm

Big big difference between Casey Martin and this case (BTW you conservatives, your idol Clarence Thomas was the only person to vote against Martin in this case) in that Mr Martin had a physical disability AND there was precedent on a tour the PGA sponsors to allow carts (the Senior Tour), plus the USGA allowed him to use a cart at the US Open when he qualified for that.

Should I have the right for say a Mexican Company who only uses Spanish to force them to employ me when I don’t speak Spanish but can do all the other aspects of the job especially when it entails speaking to clients in Spanish? This case would be laughed out of court. Same issue here. Speaking in English to pro-am partners, corporate clients etc is an essential element of being a member of the LPGA and is a requirement for it to survive as a business. The PGA tour has various rules regarding dress, etiquette for its members. If a player skips the pro-am for example he cant play in the tournament, there are all sorts of fines etc for these violations and a player can lose his privileges for not following them. No difference here.

The LPGA is making the right move in order to protect and enhance its product to American sponsors. IF they ever went to a no lesbian policy to appease the Christian right, that’s a big difference as that’s something that a person can control like Casey Martin’s medical condition.

40 Tripod August 26, 2008 at 9:31 pm

#34,
I think there’s a limit on there’s also a limit their height. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I think the average height of the foreign players on a team can’t be more than a predetermined limit.

41 Tripod August 26, 2008 at 9:39 pm

#37,

Dennis Rodman on the PGA tour… Damn, I might actually stop saying, “Hell no!” every time I see golf on TV.

42 Brendon Carr (Korea Law Blog) August 26, 2008 at 9:39 pm

(btw you conservatives, your idol Clarence Thomas was the only person to vote against Martin in this case)

Wrong. The case was a 7-2 decision, with Thomas and — wait for it — Scalia dissenting.

43 Billy August 26, 2008 at 10:00 pm

Another nail in the LpGa’S coffin? Hooray!

44 MigukNamja August 26, 2008 at 10:00 pm

Re: “Oh, and I hope the top LPGA pro Michelle Wie can pass it.”

Her Korean might be a bit rough, but English, no problem. She’s a native speaker.

45 Wedge August 26, 2008 at 10:22 pm

#27: I’m not arguing U.S. law, I’m arguing that fundamentally a business has a right to discriminate on that basis. In my business, I only hire people who can speak English well. All others can earn their paycheck elsewhere.

46 NewYorkTom August 26, 2008 at 10:35 pm

I think limiting the league to a few foreigners per team (KBO) is more “racist” (although I don’t find it racist) than the new LPGA policy.

Maybe the implementation of the new policy and the sudden emergency of Asian women are related somehow but I fail to see how the LPGA is not entitled to make its own rules.

It is after all a business and I’m sure if there is a new Asian woman’s version of Tiger Woods, they’ll bend the rules to allow her to continue on the tour even if she’s a real dumbshit who couldn’t even say ‘hello’ after 2 years of English lessons.

47 Tripod August 26, 2008 at 11:15 pm

#45,

Insert ball into hole in the fewest number of hits… Yup, golf is a brilliant game whose complexity can only be appreciated by the most intellectual among us.

48 r.rac August 26, 2008 at 11:47 pm

Sorry Brendon you’re right, but Thomas is Scalia’s lap dog anyhow, heck even Rhenquist knew that was the right thing to do but arguing about that or the US Supreme Court isn’t the point here.

BTW in the Korea Times Pak Se-ri said she thinks it’s an excellent idea. From what I’ve read most of the top Korean pros are taking English lessons and have tutors. I really think this is a non-issue, the top Korean pros know that not being able to speak English does hurt them in the wallet in the long run.

49 bumfromkorea August 26, 2008 at 11:58 pm

This much is sure: the Koreans have no leg to stand on (sorry to Casey Martin) if they want to cry discrimination.

1) KBL: limit on # of foreign players and on minutes they can play, just for starters.

2) Lone Star: discrimination of the most naked variety.

3) Korean baseball — same? Help me out here.

Why? Because this is Korea and it’s for the Koreans and no one here bats an EYE at such blatant discrimination. So I don’t wanna hear a peep from LPGA Koreans on this.

First, how does the policies of other organizations justify the LPGA’s? Shouldn’t the actions of LPGA be judged and observed in itself rather than ‘Oh, it’s okay — [blank] does something a lot worse’.

Second, it seems that you want the golfers pay the price for something that happened well outside their power and influence. I don’t know how many LPGA Korean golfers are powerful enough to mandate issues to organizations like Korean Basketball League or the Judicial branch, but I’m just going to assume like a sane person and guess none.

Finally, The Koreans have no leg to stand on? Really? Are you really saying the Koreans should collectively pay the price for something that vast majority of them had no hands in? That’s very er… 18th century of you.

I’m with Mr. Lawyer. And I’m not so sure how effective ‘profit’ is as an argument that justifies a potentially discriminating policy.

50 Zonath August 27, 2008 at 12:02 am

Golf tours are places of public accommodation for purposes of ADA. The next question is whether only speaking Korean is a disability for purposes of ADA.

Assuming the definition of public accommodation is the same between the ADA and the Civil Rights Act, then it’d probably be better just to use Title II, which has the same restrictions on national origin discrimination, because arguing that speaking Korean is a disability would probably be a non-starter — it is the most scientific language, after all.

What if a string of ugly, overweight lesbians start to dominate the sport?

Well, lesbians you can discriminate against under federal law. I’m pretty sure Congress has shot down several proposals to make sexual orientation a protected classification.

Mr Martin had a physical disability AND there was precedent on a tour the PGA sponsors to allow carts

Well, all the foreign ladies want to do is to play golf… I don’t think it can be plausibly argued that the LPGA has no precedent for allowing people to play golf. (It’s not real golf, sure… but still…) ;)

51 mizar5 August 27, 2008 at 12:03 am

What about deaf people?

52 Donnie Darko August 27, 2008 at 1:23 am

I’m highly skeptical about the alleged EPL rule… I support Arsenal and a good number of key players require interpreters for even the simplest of interviews. Remember Seol Ki-Hyun and Lee Young-Pyo are EPL players. Do they speak passable English?

53 Netizen Kim August 27, 2008 at 1:50 am

In order to understand what is going on here we need to recall a quote by Jan Stephenson back in 2003:

In 2003, professional Jan Stephenson, who for many years was the face of the LPGA Tour, spoke out about Asian golfers on the LPGA Tour in an interview with Golf Magazine, where she said, “… the Asians are killing our tour. Absolutely killing it. Their lack of emotion, their refusal to speak English when they can speak English. They rarely speak.

“Our tour is predominantly international and the majority of them are Asian. They’ve taken it over.”

Stephenson went on to say in the same interview: “If I were commissioner, I would have a quota on international players and that would include a quota on Asian players.

As it is, they’re taking American money. American sponsors are picking up the bill. There should be a qualifying school for Americans and a qualifying school for international players.”

Because of her comments, Stephenson received some criticism and later apologized, but was never officially reprimanded by LPGA officials.

http://nwablogs.com/nwagolfers/?p=54

Basically, the South Korean players are simply too conspicuous for their own good and are suffering from a bad case of DLO (dominating the LPGA while Oriental).

54 mizar5 August 27, 2008 at 2:41 am

I hardly think they’re dominating the LPGA while Oriental. They’re just inscrutable.

55 user-81 August 27, 2008 at 2:42 am

rrac:
“Would I have the right for say a Mexican Company who only uses Spanish to force them to employ me when I dont speak Spanish but can do all the other aspects of the job especially when it entails speaking to clients in Spanish? This case would be laughed out of court. Same issue here.”

No same, no. If you had hired non-Spanish speakers for a long time and then decided you didn’t like them and then passed this rule, it might be the same.

Here is a serious question about ratings and revenue. Does the increased audience in Korea and other parts of East Asia (like Japan) bring in more money for the LPGA? Does this money offset the financial drag the non-English speakers with their Borg golf game?

Language requirements are a touchy issue. I believe providing free Korean lessons to foreigners in Korea and cutting off their work visas after a year or two if they couldn’t pass a basic Korean test is a good idea. But if the government suddenly came up with that idea because of “too many” coming from a certain country then I would be against it.

56 mizar5 August 27, 2008 at 3:10 am

Seriously, though, you can view LPGA tournament winners from each year here:

http://www.lpga.com/tournament.....amp;pid=38

While there have been some Korean winners, as they hardly “dominate” that can’t be the explanation. iheartblueballs’ explanation would appear to make more sense.

I’m not defending the decision. However, it would not appear to be racial. Consider Michelle Wie, who was given more than the usual exceptions for a competitor of her age.

There might be certain parallels here to US university entrance qualifications. Do you recall the Asian backlash when universities began seeking more well-rounded students by factoring in breadth of extra-curricular experience rather than students with the highest test scores?

Perhaps it is indicative of a new standard of sportsmanship that foreign participants (of any race or nationality) should be cognizant of? Given that this is an American sporting event, isn’t it natural that the public might expect the foreign competitors to give something back?

Consider how foreign celebrities like actors Jackie Chan and Gérard Depardieu and the Iron Chef ingratiated themselves with the American public.

Koreans definitely do not lack for personality, but may lack public presence and poise in international settings. This can be overcome with the right management. What I am suggesting is that Koreans aspiring to international renown be coached and, ironically, to make Koreans and things Korean more accessible to the general public, need to become less Korean, and more internationally minded.

The day is coming when Koreans will no longer be able to fall back on the tired old “racial prejudice” excuse. The Japanese don’t use it because they know better. Koreans have some serious catching up to do, and hiding behind the old misunderstood minority myth is only hurting Koreans.

57 Donnie Darko August 27, 2008 at 3:16 am

^^ I just clicked on the above link… Koreans are by far the dominant ethnicity

58 user-81 August 27, 2008 at 3:50 am

Koreans are 45 of the 121 non-American LPGA members.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L.....l_presence

I think they need good English skills to participate in the SBS Open, the Corona Championship and the HSBC Women’s Champion. ;)

59 Netizen Kim August 27, 2008 at 4:20 am

I’m sure that when the LPGA is receiving from Koreans, ie the Samsung World Championship, English-speaking is not a requirement.

60 Netizen Kim August 27, 2008 at 4:21 am

^ receiving money

61 iheartblueballs August 27, 2008 at 5:00 am

Required reading

Carr, you’re embarrassing yourself. The ADA defines disability as a “physical or mental impairment that substantially limits a major life activity.” The lack of an acquired skill (in this case language) is not the same as a disability, and would never pass legal muster as a mental or physical impairment. Lionel Hutz wouldn’t go near this suit.

While I happen to agree that the influx of non-English speaking Korean players may be burdensome to the LPGA marketing-wise, an argument that it’s justified to discriminate against them because of displeasing the sponsors is a non-starter. The sponsors used to be against Negroes and ladies too.

Language ability is an acquired skill, and can easily be defined by the LPGA as a skill necessary to maintain a tour card and fulfill the professional responsibilities OUTSIDE OF GOLF that are required of all LPGA players. Skin color and gender are not acquired skills, and have nothing to do with the professional responsibilities of a golfer.

English is not the official language in the US nor are the players employees of the LPGA.

English being the official language is irrelevant. Speaking English is a requirement the LPGA has deemed necessary to fulfill the professional responsibilities of its members, and has absolutely nothing to do with designated official languages. And you are correct that players are not employed by the LPGA. Professional golfers are self-employed, but must acquire an LPGA tour card in order to compete. Players must first satisfy whatever requirements the LPGA sets out in its rules in order to get that card and compete in LPGA events. There is no inherent right to possess a tour card based on golfing ability alone. If a player wants to compete in tournaments sponsored by the LPGA, they must adhere to ALL the requirements the LPGA sets out, including those having nothing to do with pure golfing ability.

The LPGA sets those requirements for gaining, AND MAINTAINING, a tour card. There are all kinds of rules and regulations, dress codes, as well as morals clauses which prohibit all sorts of behavior that could potentially damage the entertainment product that the LPGA produces. Every sport maintains these rules for their own protection and the protection of their entertainment product. In addition, there are public-relations requirements that every player must fulfill as part of keeping their tour card. Korean players simply aren’t holding up their end of the PR requirements, it’s that simple. That’s where this new rule is coming from.

Why is it so difficult to understand that professional golf is first and foremost entertainment for profit. The nutjobs in this thread seem to believe the LGPA to be a national charity or state-owned competition for the public good. It is not. It’s a private business enterprise, and as such it has the right to set out minimum guidelines of professional responsibility which must be met in order to participate in their entertainment product. And not all of those responsibilities involve hitting golf balls… Get that through your thick fucking skulls. Being a tour member means more than golfing.

I’ve been to the Safeway Classic at Columbia Edgewater each of the last 4 years, and I’ve been inside the hospitality tents set up by sponsors. Every LPGA player is required to spend a minimum amount of time schmoozing with sponsors, doing interviews, and doing other PR with local organizations.

Inevitably, every year is exactly the same… Straight out of a junior high dance. The Korean players are all huddled together in one corner, speaking Korean to each other, completely avoiding interacting with sponsors. Every 15 minutes an LPGA official will come over to the group and ask them to mingle with the VIPs and local volunteers. They all giggle, wander around for 5 minutes, and then end up back in the same spot talking to each other while the rest of the English-speaking players actually do what they are required to do.

The widely known but rarely spoken truth is that virtually all the women players do not enjoy this aspect of the tour. They would much rather be relaxing on their own, spending time with their families, or doing anything besides listening to Joe Bob, Vice President of Sponsor X, talk about how much his swing has improved. But they do it because they know it’s important, and because the sponsors are writing the checks for prize money every week, and without the schmoozing, the tour would not exist. Put simply, the Koreans use their lack of English as an excuse to shirk their responsibility in participating in this necessary evil. And understandably, this pisses the other players off to no end, because when the Koreans refuse to participate, the other players have to pick up their slack.

Basically, the South Korean players are simply too conspicuous for their own good and are suffering from a bad case of DLO (dominating the LPGA while Oriental).

Basically, bluejives is just dumb enough not to comprehend the business side of the LPGA, or to realize that a tour full of good golfers with no marketability does not make for a profitable business. Fits right into his victimization mindset though, so he’ll spit out ignorance just the same.

If you want to argue that this is a bad move public-relations wise for the LPGA, fine. This guy did. But enough of the “if this isn’t illegal, it should be” bullshit. The LPGA has every right to impose whatever requirements it deems necessary, within the law, to ensure that the product it puts out in the marketplace will be profitable and sustainable. A large contingent of competitors that do no speakee the Englishee, and who are severely deficient in carrying out their professional responsibility to the LPGA and its financial backers, are simply bad for business. And when you gain a reputation as being bad for business, you will either correct your behavior and start contributing to profitability rather than dragging on it, or you will get shown the motherfucking door.

My sense is that the LPGA is using this as a shot across the bow of the Korean players to get them off their asses to learn some English. They’re being warned that if they want to continue making millions of dollars off the LPGA and its sponsors, that they’re going to have to start giving something back in contributing to the tour and the money behind it.

It’s called capitalism ladies, look into it sometime.

62 Acropolis7 August 27, 2008 at 5:18 am

It’s hard enough to watch a sport where top players have no personality. When they don’t even speak the language of the dwindling audience it makes it even harder to sell, hence the decision.

63 George August 27, 2008 at 5:21 am

I srongly suggest that the Asians boycott LPGA. Plenty of money in Asia. After all the US is nose deep in debt to Asia and is in an economic mess.

64 Robert August 27, 2008 at 5:26 am

Do you recall the Asian backlash when universities began seeking more well-rounded students by factoring in breadth of extra-curricular experience rather than students with the highest test scores?”

I am also very familiar with the white backlash against Affirmative Action when Universities began seeking students who have endured hardships in inner cities and had experiences other than SAT scores. Jennifer Gratz and Barabara Gutter come to mind. But, they are whites who want their privilege. When it comes to Asians they would say that highest test scores should not matter. When it comes to other minorities, they insist that only highest test scores should matter. In other words, only white skin should matter. That is why Obama will not be elected President of the United States.

65 cm August 27, 2008 at 6:03 am

What is this “personality” that everyone speaks of? What type of “personality” is suitable for the LPGA? If they want to limit Korean players because there are too many unpronounceable Kims, Parks and Lees, and there aren’t enough tall blonde blue-eyed gals in the tournament that will grace the TV channels, then do so and limit their numbers — instead of dancing around some politically correct double speak.

Does anyone think that speaking passable English will make these lady players attractive to the target market? I don’t think that’s really where the problem lies.

66 dinkus maximus August 27, 2008 at 6:40 am

why not just do what other leagues in professional sports do? place a percentage level on the amount of players that can be from outside the country. korean theaters in korea have to run a certain percentage of korean films and end up running some crap films. i guess it would be the same with the LGPA haha, but so long as they have big round eyes, yellow hair, and speak good engrishee that’s all that matters.

67 Netizen Kim August 27, 2008 at 6:42 am

So basically, according to blueballs, the Korean golfers have to spend more time sucking up to Joe Blow, VP of Sponsor X and learn to be proficient in English in less than 6 months, in addition to the ordinary day-to-day demands of just playing professional golf.

The reason why the LPGA is doing bad business stateside is because of their own poor management, failure to understand trends, the negative bias of the US sports viewership towards the numerical over- representation of Asian female golfers in the tournaments as well as a bias against female sports in general here. It has little to do with the Korean golfers unable to speak English, although that does present itself as a convenient scapegoat. The only ones playing victim here are the Americans, crying foul over foreign competition (sound familiar?).

As far as this persistent notion of “Koreans leeching off the system while giving little back”, blueballs’s own article makes mention of the presence of Korean corporate sponsorship and contracts with Korean media to provide coverage to popular viewership in Korea. A whole lot is not being said about all the Calloway and Nike drivers and clubs being bought by Koreans because of the popularity of the sport.

68 seouldout August 27, 2008 at 6:52 am

I was entirely for this, but now I learn that the Koreans will have to pick up the slack. Entirely unacceptable.

Perhaps the sponsors ought to do more to counter the Korean ladies’ reticence. Gifts perhaps? I’ve seen real life ajummas go I’ve-lost-my-mind bonkers over free schtuff passed from the back of a Bongo. Green plastic colanders, for example. A Korean lady can never have too many of those.

The sponsors also ought to learn magic tricks to captivate the Korean gals. Quarter from behind the ear is a good one. Lord knows I’ve met plenty of ladies using magic.

Might I recommend a karaoke machine in the sponsors’ tent too?

69 mizar5 August 27, 2008 at 6:55 am

cm: “If they want to limit Korean players because there are too many unpronounceable Kims, Parks and Lees, and there aren’t enough tall blonde blue-eyed gals in the tournament that will grace the TV channels, then do so and limit their numbers — instead of dancing around some politically correct double speak. Does anyone think that speaking passable English will make these lady players attractive to the target market? I don’t think that’s really where the problem lies.”

This has already been refuted in #55. However, to see just how utterly wrong this analysis is, here are some illuminating details about Michelle Wie, who has been provided a record number of sponsor exceptions based on public appeal to the detriment of much more deserving players.

As a result of these rare exceptions, Michelle became the youngest player to make a cut in an LPGA tournament at age 13, the youngest player to play in a PGA Tour event at age 14, the first female to qualify for a USGA championship (U.S. Amateur Public Links Championship Pittsburgh sectional) that is generally played by males at age 15, and the youngest female to make a cut in any professional male tour event (2006 SK Telecom Open) at age 16.

What makes this so rare is that a tournament sponsor has a maximum of only four unrestricted exemptions. These are often used to invite players who can increase ticket sales and tournament visibility. The first four exemptions offered by a sponsor must be offered to PGA Tour players or other competitive players.

Critics and professionals have rightly remarked that, considering her poor performance, allowing her to compete in PGA events takes away opportunities from more deserving golfers. This criticism extends to her participation at women’s events on the LPGA Tour as well.

One action that drew particular criticism from golf fans and commentators is that, Wie declined to enter LPGA Tour qualifying school after turning 18, meaning that she expected to rely instead on sponsor exemptions to play in future LPGA tournaments.

Speaking of public appeal, Michelle not only won all these coveted sponsor exceptions for her personality and presence despite skimpy talent, she was named as a result by Time Magazine as “one of 100 people who shape our world.”

Does this bespeak anti-Asian racial prejudice, or does it illustrate that race is no detriment to marketable athletes?

70 Brendon Carr (Korea Law Blog) August 27, 2008 at 6:58 am

Carr, you’re embarrassing yourself. The ADA defines disability as a “physical or mental impairment that substantially limits a major life activity.” The lack of an acquired skill (in this case language) is not the same as a disability, and would never pass legal muster as a mental or physical impairment. Lionel Hutz wouldn’t go near this suit….

The nutjobs in this thread seem to believe the LGPA to be a national charity or state-owned competition for the public good.

blueballs — You need to get over the idea that just because someone muses that there may be a law against something, said person supports the idea there should be a law against something.

It’s possible to be aware that there is a law against something, and at the same time to think said law ought to be abolished. For example, there are laws against same-sex marriage in some states; I think those laws are wrong. Still, it would be a bad idea to take decisions without taking notice of the existence of said wrongful laws.

I don’t think anyone asserts that the LPGA is a national charity or state-owned competition for the public good. Someone has noted that another well-known professional golfers’ association has been deemed a “public accommodation” by the Supreme Court of the United States, and that public accommodations are constrained in their ability to discriminate against people.

I’m not in favor of suing the LPGA over this issue. I think the LPGA is definitely being ungracious (un-American, really) to the Korean players, and that the tour may be in danger of unlawfully discriminating against the Korean players by the act of announcing a language-proficiency requirement.

Seems as if you also missed the point above where I myself questioned whether monolinguality amounts to “disability” under the Americans with Disabilities Act. By the way, that’s not the only anti-discrimination law in the U.S. — there are state statutes as well as the Civil Rights Act of 1964.

Whether or not the basis for the potential unlawfulness of the act of imposing a superfluous language requirement is the Americans with Disabilities Act or other anti-discrimination law, you additionally overlook the exceptionally broad application of the anti-discrimination laws in the United States, and the eagerness of judges to construe new applications for such laws.

The LPGA has made a dumb move. In the ESPN article you linked, it’s highlighted how although the LPGA has accepted Korean sponsorships (i.e., the source of its money is not all American) and its Korean players are all stars in Seoul, the tour has “not been able to” secure translation staff for the Korean language, although it does have Spanish and Japanese translators. Really? 45 out of 121 non-American players are Korean and the LPGA won’t hire Korean translation staff?

71 virtual wonderer August 27, 2008 at 7:31 am

I know it’s early in Korea, but I’m surprised there ain’t any kids staying up late at night posting comments on the Korean news sites about this.

I think it’s not exactly “fair”, but in the long run, it’s probably for the best. A Korean golfer lacking people shmoozing prowess means she earns less money. This sort of “harsh action” will probably fuel even more interest in South Korea and more sponsors will pop out in Korea to support domestic athletes. In the long run, with South Korean drive, you can bet golf will likely be an Olympic sport.

You need “villains” and “rivals” for sports to have the sort of “drama” to attract attention. By imposing a “language” requirement, LPGA is sort of establishing a segregated league — which is sort of like South Korea protecting their film industry. When LPGA produces enough talent to rival Korean ladies, they probably will repeal this rule again.

72 hardyanditny August 27, 2008 at 8:15 am

“Language ability is an acquired skill, and can easily be defined by the LPGA as a skill necessary to maintain a tour card and fulfill the professional responsibilities OUTSIDE OF GOLF that are required of all LPGA players.”

How do we legally reconcile the ability to speak, or speak “properly”, or speak clearly etc., with the ability to speak a foreign language? What if an American/Chinese woman can speak English fluently but her accent/lisp/impediment prevents her from communicating?

73 cm August 27, 2008 at 8:23 am

Mizar5, I’ve no problems limiting Korean players from the LPGA. This is a business, and if the sports needs certain type of people who have the same cultural background to be able to go on dates smoozing with the American sponsors, then that’s perfectly understandable.

After all, if Korean Basketball League all of a sudden got rid of the import player rule, the entire league will be made up of US players in no time, and there will be no Korean players. I can just see what that will do to the viewership. This is the same thing, and I believe most Koreans understand that.

So why not say so?

Instead of this “English” nonsense?

I’ll ask again, does anybody think that the Koreans who can speak passable English, that will make one iota of difference to the viewership?

This just makes it look like a poor excuse to discriminate to a lot of people in the US. Koreans aren’t the ones complaining here. Some of the Korean players actually support this move.

I like this suggestion by dinkus Maximus:

“why not just do what other leagues in professional sports do? place a percentage level on the amount of players that can be from outside the country.”

74 user-81 August 27, 2008 at 8:30 am

The rule for foreigners should be that if their grandfathers weren’t in the LPGA, then they shouldn’t be in the LPGA.

75 Zonath August 27, 2008 at 8:45 am

#74 – My grandfather was in the LPGA way back when…

76 Mizar5 August 27, 2008 at 8:56 am

“So why not say so? Instead of this “English” nonsense?”

Because it isn’t so. There is no evidence of any “anti Korean discrimination,” period.

For that matter, what is the problem is with the English speaking requirement, anyway? Just speak English.

77 Mizar5 August 27, 2008 at 9:00 am

Come on, after all those years and won spent on English education, is it really so hard to speak a few English sentences?

It’s a simple, logical requirement.

I hate to say this, but only a Korean would actually read some sort of anti-Korean conspiracy into this.

78 Granfalloon August 27, 2008 at 9:04 am

@ blueballs,

Stop being so goddamn condescending. It’s all about money, I get it. You’re not the only genius who figured that out. But I cannot accept this economic argument, for two reasons.
1. Having internationally diverse players creates more marketing opportunities, not less. Just ask the people booking ads with the Houston Rockets.
2. As Mr. Carr states, it IS positively unfair and un-American to exclude players of exceptional skill because they are different.

Pro sports have always had an uneasy truce with the corporations who support them. Products are promoted quite shamelessly within sports arenas, and this is all well and good. But when sports organizations start CHANGING THEIR RULES to kowtow to business interests, we no longer have a sports competition. We have a pageant.

It’s easy to sit there and repeat the mantra: money talks. But as someone who enjoys sporting events for the competition, not the endorsements, this decision by the LPGA is unfair, unsportsmanlike, and un-American.

79 jamesHK August 27, 2008 at 9:05 am

Well Ichiro as far as I can tell still uses a translator in baseball. Ditto for some of the other players in the MLB and lets not forget Yao Ming et al in the NBA. Speaking of which, the NBA is actively seeking foreign players to expand the popularity of the game and hence their pockets.

As someone said earlier this is clearly a reaction to the large numbers of high quality female Korean players in the LPGA. From this point it looks pretty discriminatory to me. Personally I was wondering when something like this would happen. One or two girls would be a novelty. But so many girls I guess are viewed as a threat. Very sad.

From a business point of view, it is a huge marketing mistake.

Instead if they really want these girls to learn english they should do what the NBA does and
get somebody to help them. Sure maybe the ladies should be charged some sort of fee for that.

80 gbnhj August 27, 2008 at 9:05 am

It’s wrong to describe this policy as being racist, in view of the fact that native speakers of other languages – regardless of race or ethnicity – must also follow suit. The allegation ought to be that it is discriminatory.

And so what if it is? Societies, and the businesses that operate within them, often discriminate for reasons of purported social or economic benefit. Arguably, companies discriminate through pricing, against those who lack money. Laws which determine the legal age for voting, smoking and driving also arguably discriminate. Yet we support these types of discrimination – their benefit (if not to those discriminated against) is directly related to practice.

In this case, the benefit is less direct, yet I feel certain that the LPGA sees it, and sponsors will welcome it. Further, the policy does not close the door on anyone – develop the language component, and you can play for pay. If you’re a woman, that is.

81 Mizar5 August 27, 2008 at 9:13 am

By the way, cm’s statement: “I’ve no problems limiting Korean players from the LPGA” is a precious example of “circulus in demonstrando, which occurs when someone assumes as a premise the conclusion which he attempts to propose which an entirely circular argument.

Sorry for being self indulgent. I just really enjoy this kind of thing.

82 Alejandro Marivosa August 27, 2008 at 9:30 am

Thing is, do the Koreans at home want to see their stars schmoozing with the big-noses? I don’t think so. The Us vs Them angle is the only reason they pay attention to golf at all.

83 Tripod August 27, 2008 at 9:50 am

“Does anyone think that speaking passable English will make these lady players attractive to the target market? I don’t think that’s really where the problem lies.”

Yeah, they really need to have a good long talk with Venus and Serena Williams. Hopefully the sisters’ sense of style will rub off on them.

84 bumfromkorea August 27, 2008 at 9:52 am

I just really enjoy this kind of thing.

Oh, don’t worry. We know it really well. :-D

I hate to say this, but only a Korean would actually read some sort of anti-Korean conspiracy into this.

Somebody hasn’t been keeping up with the ‘English as the official language’ debate.

Frankly, practicality does not win against social justice when practicality is not proven – LPGA wasn’t exactly the darling of the American sports scene, and bunch of Korean ladies learning to speak English is going to do jack shit. If vast majority of Americans are bored to tears playing golf, what chances are there that they’re going to enjoy watching golf?

At best, it’s a pointless and stupid scapegoating that holds personality over achievements. At worst, it’s discriminating bullshit policy.

85 Mizar5 August 27, 2008 at 10:04 am

I didn’t say I condoned the policy. But it isn’t scapegoating.

As for the Korean ladies, I fail to see how the rule would discriminate against them.

A harmless oral English exam should not represent any kind of barrier.

86 Mizar5 August 27, 2008 at 10:09 am

In fact, anyone who actually read the article would understand that the policy is neither discriminatory nor anti-Korean.

“Hopefully what we’re talking about is something that will not happen,” said Libba Galloway, the tour’s deputy commissioner, of possible suspensions. “If it does, we wouldn’t just say, ‘Come back next year.’ What we would do is work with them on where they fell short, provide them the resources they need, the tutoring … and when we feel like they need to be evaluated again, we would evaluate.”

87 wjk, 검은 머리 외국인 August 27, 2008 at 10:10 am

mizar5, you’re an idiot.

go and hide somewhere, alright?

stupid halfer.

88 cmm August 27, 2008 at 10:33 am

Many Korean employers also require a certain level of English of their employees. I wonder if that should be illegal or if it’s wrong.

Come the think of it, the English translators at my company must speak English very well. They are evaluated on their ability before they are hired. It’s important to their job function. It seems that the LPGA has decided that it’s important for the job function of their players too. Can my company be right and the LPGA wrong at the same time?

89 wjk, 검은 머리 외국인 August 27, 2008 at 10:44 am

some white girls have been brooding over at least a decade about these “foreign” players. They could care less, if they were winning and the foreigners not even close.

when I had the Golf Channel access 8 years ago, announcer was openly saying, these “Asian women are not promoting the game, and English may be a problem.”

Yo, in Major League Baseball, the likes of Papi and Manny promote the game plenty fine with mere performance. All right?

It’s rare for me to stand on the side of the dwaenjang boji and defend her, but this time the white counterpart is way overplaying her given boundaries.

This is not a side effect of getting pummeled by the Williams duo in tennis, right?

90 wjk, 검은 머리 외국인 August 27, 2008 at 10:46 am

English requirement may be the first in all of professional or international sports in all respected sports leagues across the world.

Of course, Mizar5 has his half-Korean half-whatever genes on, so he could care less.

All the registers in his “logic” mind is

Korea is wrong.

what a trash.

91 Acropolis7 August 27, 2008 at 11:27 am

#66. The Williams sisters are not blonde haired and blue eyes yet they did spark higher ratings for women’s tennis when they broke out. Many attribute it to their charisma. LPGA needs more girls wwith charisma.

92 cm August 27, 2008 at 11:50 am

This just hit the news at Chosun.

http://m100.chosun.com/svc/gue.....rt_site=SE

Koreans are quite supportive of this move in fact and seems there’s no problems with it.

“I hate to say this, but only a Korean would actually read some sort of anti-Korean conspiracy into this”

Oh really? I didn’t know most of the members here at Marmots were Korean. Because most of the controversy is in here, nowhere else. I hate to say this, but only an expat will think this is another anti-foreigner conspiracy in Korea.

93 stafford August 27, 2008 at 12:00 pm

The LPGA needs a female Happy Gilmore, then everything would be OK.

94 bumfromkorea August 27, 2008 at 12:01 pm

You know what the Korean golfers should do? Learn English, pass the tests, then refuse to do interviews just like now. :-D

95 Brendon Carr (Korea Law Blog) August 27, 2008 at 12:05 pm

Beisbol bin berra berra good to me. Back to you, Hane.

96 alec931 August 27, 2008 at 12:06 pm

There are quite a few examples of athletes who speak no English in the media and were quite charismatic and raised interest in their respective sports, such as Hideo Nomo, Ichiro, Yao Ming (in his early days). But perhaps part of this is due to the fact that professional baseball or basketball is just generally more appealing to watch and have better marketing than the LPGA (at least in my opinion- perhaps you would like to argue against that, blueballs??)

The Korean women of LPGA may not be able to speak English well (or at all), but that has very little to do (if at all) with their lack of charisma, nor the lack of popularity of the LPGA.

97 dda August 27, 2008 at 12:21 pm

Maybe they should let English teachers play only, so that way their English skills would be at a professional level

If comments on this blog and others by English teachers is the norm, I’d say that the level is indeed *not* professional… :-P

98 Austin August 27, 2008 at 12:31 pm

Who cares golf is boring. Women playing golf is even more boring.
Give me the lingerie bowl anytime.

99 Mizar5 August 27, 2008 at 12:34 pm

I see I’ve got wjk going again. I must have said something right.

100 dda August 27, 2008 at 12:35 pm

When is the last time you met an interesting adjuma with an opinion about anything.

Yesterday.

101 Mizar5 August 27, 2008 at 12:35 pm

cm: “I hate to say this, but…”

Then don’t say it.

102 alec931 August 27, 2008 at 12:56 pm
103 Mizar5 August 27, 2008 at 1:06 pm

wjk: “what a trash.”

I see someone won’t be making the LPGA Tour this year.

104 cmm August 27, 2008 at 1:08 pm

This testing won’t be a problem because all of the Korean girls studied English for 6 years in junior high and high school. Cakewalk, no?

105 soondae August 27, 2008 at 1:11 pm

Is MLB considering such a move? Raw marketability over talent. It’s out there, and professional sports has become just a little bit more ridiculous.

106 Bipolar Mindscrew August 27, 2008 at 1:28 pm

Interesting knee-jerk reactions about discrimination and racism… I don’t know anything about sponsors and such, but wouldn’t it have been easier to simply change the sponsorship rules so that it is at least partly up to the player to secure their “entertainment” value? Perhaps with interviews with sponsors (or their reps)… discrimination can then be done on a case-by-case basis. No interview, no job, eh?

107 user-81 August 27, 2008 at 2:04 pm

wjk: “stupid halfer.”

That crossed the line.

108 bumfromkorea August 27, 2008 at 2:22 pm

wth is a halfer?

109 redneck hickboy August 27, 2008 at 2:47 pm

#45: Koreans employ the double standard ad infinitum when it’s to their benefit; they discriminate against foreigners to a degree unseen in most places on the planet.

They do so with such casual regularity when it benefits them that, yes, I am GLAD to see it going the other way. I’m GLAD the Koreans might get a little payback because they fuck the foreigners at every turn. They have, and will, use the US’s goodwill and fairness gleefully to their advantage, and yet will absolutely refuse to create fairness here at home.

Korean golfers can go make hundreds of Gs (or millions in a career)in the US. American basketball players may NOT come here and get salaries of 100s of million of won in the KBL like Korean players because of Korean discrimination.

Maybe the golfers can’t control the KBL. But I could really give a shit. There is no excuse for the unending double standards that benefit Koreans and anything the US can do to put a dent in that is a good thing. This country is not in a vacuum. It’s a big player in the international economy and continues to take take take as the rules allow it.. it also refuses to give an inch where it might lose $$.

Lone Star, KBL, the auto industry, the computer industry, the telecom industry, the education industry. The list is endless. Now, do you think that the Korean gov’t and industry is not aware of how they manipulate and cheat the outside world to these ends?

Is it so bad to wish to see such hypocrisy and greed punished?

110 redneck hickboy August 27, 2008 at 2:48 pm

That last rant was aimed at #49, not #45.

111 Fan Death Avenger August 27, 2008 at 3:23 pm

#104, after 6 years or more of PS English edumacation and YEARS of hagwons, you’d think such a test would be a cakewalk… but you obviously haven’t been to many of my uni classes (and juniors at that). Many are still outright TERRIBLE. It still amazes me how many still can’t put together a sentence after 10 years of study.

112 bumfromkorea August 27, 2008 at 3:41 pm

You are obviously under the delusional mindset of the world where this singular entity of ‘the Koreans’ is fucking over the expats and take advantage of the other countries. News flash. That Korean guy who walked past you today? Didn’t have shit to do with Lone Star. The Korean lady playing golf at LPGA? What in dear Christ’s name did she contribute to setting the economic/trade policy of the Korean government?

Pause and think for a second about what you’re saying. Are you really advocating ‘punishing’ the individuals for something that their race and/or society did?

113 NES August 27, 2008 at 3:54 pm

#111 FDA

…YEARS of hagwons, you’d think such a test would be a cakewalk… but you obviously haven’t been to many of my uni classes (and juniors at that). Many are still outright TERRIBLE. It still amazes me how many still can’t put together a sentence after 10 years of study.

Perhaps their expat teachers lack teaching skillz. ;)

One must live a language rather than learning it only from books. Your students can’t speak worth shit, but I bet they can outperform us in the English vocabulary section of any given standardized test (even assuming they don’t cheat).

114 cmm August 27, 2008 at 4:17 pm

@111
I was going for sarcasm. I work with Ph.D.’s, many of whom studied in the USA, and some of them might have a hard time passing the LPGA Englishy test.

115 cmm August 27, 2008 at 4:20 pm

@114 Perhaps they were some of your former students there Teach?

116 redneck hickboy August 27, 2008 at 4:29 pm

It depends on whether any of them went to the anti US beef rallies.

117 truebluepat August 27, 2008 at 4:30 pm

That’s right! It is an AMERICAN tour. Everybody should speak AMERICAN. That just makes sense. I don’t care if you eat rice all the time or eat beans but if you are in AMERICA, SPEAK AMERICAN!

It is a PRIVATE institution so if the LPGA wants to keep out the unintelligent or darker skinned, so be it. What I do in the privacy of my home is my business. If I want whites only then I’ll have whites only! Stay out of my business and stay out of the the LPGAs.

Asians are becoming the new complaining minority.

118 cmm August 27, 2008 at 4:38 pm

Just wondering if you were including yourself in the group of expat teachers whom you suggest might be responsible for the poor English round these parts. ;)

119 Fan Death Avenger August 27, 2008 at 4:41 pm

#113 NES: “Your students can’t speak worth shit, but I bet they can outperform us in the English vocabulary section of any given standardized test (even assuming they don’t cheat).”

I’ve taught and proctored the IELTS and the new TOEFL iBT tests… you would lose that bet.

And anyway, even if they could, getting back to the LPGA what would they do? Carry around a name tag with their TOEFL score on it because they can’t speak worth shit?

120 NES August 27, 2008 at 5:49 pm

FDA: Maybe not – I did really crappy on the GRE Verbal. :) Whatever the case, learning a language only from books and classes doesn’t usually result in good conversation skills even after 10 years (especially when the language is far different from the student’s primary language). Interacting with native speakers regularly, especially while living in a country that speaks the language, is more effective. That being said, one of the big problems with Koreans who study overseas is that they take a few English classes and then hang out with other Koreans the remainder of the time.

cmm: Quit upsetting me with your anonymity! (This is my new comeback.)

121 Alejandro Marivosa August 27, 2008 at 6:10 pm

NES: It’s not just that they’re hanging out with other Koreans as opposed to hanging out with native English speakers. It’s also that they’re almost never alone & studying. This is what amazes other students at language schools in the US. The Koreans can’t be alone or they get “불안해”, as a majority of young S.Koreans now openly admit in polls. So you get kids who’ve been in Canada for a year, frantically amassing Korean oppas and onnis, etc, and they think the possessive of “she” is “she’s.”

122 arthjm August 27, 2008 at 11:01 pm

It’s kinda weird, but I’m on NES’ side on this. Talking to a few friends I’ve known since I was in teaching college, they’ve generally reflected on the conundrum that most Korean (and other Asian students) who have just recently come to the country, starting gr 10/11 (just in time for college…) better grammar and structure in writing than students born in the country.

Give them a test where the questions are like you’ve got 6 different lines of the same subject and to find incorrect usage of English and they spot it well. It’s surprising ’cause when you get them to speak though, it’s as if they’ve forgotten all the rules. Hell, even Russell Peters made a joke along the lines of this issue so I know it’s not just teachers that reflect on this (something about a Hong Kong guy correcting his English). This isn’t always the case now, and it’s not like it’s perfect nor is the actual content a better read, but less hard mistakes on average.

123 WangKon936 August 28, 2008 at 1:14 am

Nice Sports editorial on the matter…

http://www.ocregister.com/arti.....lideshow=1

124 iheartblueballs August 28, 2008 at 4:48 am

Nice Sports editorial on the matter…

If by nice you mean completely ignorant of the LPGA business model and filled with ridiculous comparisons, then yes.

If you’d like me to fisk the entire thing, let it be known. The summary is that all the examples he cites are from sports that do not rely on pro-ams and sponsor/athlete interaction for a healthy portion of their revenue, and are thus completely irrelevant, just like the douchebag columnist.

The LPGA is in a unique situation with regards to how they generate revenue, so dipshits that spout ignorant crap about Fernando Valenzuela or Ichiro Suzuki are comparing apples to salmon, and have no business even being published.

This, on the other hand, is actually worth reading, and was written by someone who is definitely not a clueless asshole like Mark Whicker, who simply skimmed the surface while failing to comprehend the complex nature of the LPGA’s problem or why they’ve chosen to go this route.

Try to avoid linking to ignorance in the future as it reflects rather poorly on your own judgment.

125 Iceberg August 28, 2008 at 5:08 am

I sense a golden opportunity here. A free golf-club membership in exchange for English lessons for the up-and-comers.

Today’s lesson: giving a victory speech.

126 mizar5 August 28, 2008 at 5:14 am

#123 – Great article with a wonderful punch line, WangKon936.

127 mizar5 August 28, 2008 at 5:16 am

Seriously, how can anyone play golf who doesn’t know enough English to say “Goddamn it I missed!”?

128 iheartblueballs August 28, 2008 at 5:28 am

I must say that the aspect I find most amusing about this is that those so vehemently opposed to the rule would apparently rather see the LPGA go under and have all the Korean players schlepping for minimum wage on the Asian Tour, than they would consent to a mandatory English requirement.

A pro-am foursome pays anywhere from 10-25 grand to play a single round of golf with an LPGA professional. For that amount of money, they expect more than some covered-mouth giggling and “nice shot.”

If the pro-am players aren’t happy playing with a mute robot, they’re not going to pay 20 grand the next time the tour rolls around. This is already happening. Now multiply that by the 45 Korean players on tour, and you can see why this step is being taken.

A large revenue stream on which the LPGA is severely dependent, is being threatened by an influx of players that either do not contribute to that stream, or are inhibiting its growth. So either the players adapt and contribute to the revenue, or the LPGA can find players that will. The alternative is to continue down the current road and watch the LPGA completely disappear under the weight of Korean leeches eager to collect paychecks but unwilling to do the dirty work necessary to keep its sponsors.

One final time for those that still no comprende: Professional golfers are entertainers. Their job entails more than golfing. If they can’t handle the entertaining part of the job, they need to find a new fucking job, because being a good golfer is simply not good enough.

It is ignorant and pointless to bring up pro baseball, pro soccer, or the PGA while citing examples of non-English speaking players because those sports have large TV contracts and multiple revenue streams that do not primarily rely on the personalities, communication skills, and schmoozing abilities of their players. You do not see English requirement in other sports because they are simply not necessary.

I realize that the notion of golfers as schmoozers and entertainers may shock and surprise many of you golf purists out there, but it’s a reality for the LPGA (and is NOT a reality for athletes of the sports its being compared to), so deal with it.

Currency pays the bills for the LPGA. Utopian ideals of fairness and pure athletic skill do not. Of course the simple solution is to have Korean/Korean-American businessmen and sponsors start sending 10s of millions to the LPGA. In fact, if Koreans/Korean-Americans would simply start shelling out 20 grand per weekend to play with their heroes, this whole problem would disappear.

How’s that sound Wangkon, bluejives, pawi, wjk, gyopo krew? Get out your checkbooks and convince your pals to do the same in the name of the motherland and the mother tongue. PROBLEM SOLVED! NO ENGLISHEE REQUIRED!

129 WangKon936 August 28, 2008 at 5:32 am

IHBB,

What the hell are you talking about? Grouping me in the mythical gyopo, kimchi cheerleading cabal…

I’ve made it fairly clear that I think there are too many Koreans in the LPGA and it may not necessarily be good for the sport.

http://www.rjkoehler.com/2008/.....lpga-tour/

130 iheartblueballs August 28, 2008 at 6:18 am

You’re right, you don’t belong with that crew. My bad.

I just thought that the article you linked to was the worst sort of knee-jerk opinion piece without even a hint of understanding of the real issue. A thousand monkeys typing for a thousand years couldn’t have compiled a more misinformed, muddled pile of crap than that guy.

131 slim August 28, 2008 at 6:28 am

Why is it that big Korean conglomerates or prominent KA businessmen aren’t more involved in supporting the LPGA?

132 user-81 August 28, 2008 at 6:34 am

“What they hell are you talking about? Grouping me in the mythical gyopo, kimchi cheerleading cabal…”

Yeah, what the hell? He’s Uncle Kon!

133 Netizen Kim August 28, 2008 at 7:36 am

According to blueballs, it’s the Korean players’ fault for thinking that success in pro-golf had more to do with actually playing great golf than playing marketing whore to sponsors.

A lot of this can be attributed to differences in sponsorship culture between Korean and the US. Apparently, it is easier to find sponsors in Korea than in the US.

Yet we have no idea how well the LPGA communicated the business importance of learning English and the schmoozing to the Korean players, if it’s so damn important. I reckon they did nothing about it. They certainly didn’t take the trouble to employ more Korean/English-speaking staff. They panicked when Safeway said it wasn’t going to sponsor tournaments. They capitalized upon the personal resentments harbored by other players toward the Koreans and enacted this incredibly ham-fisted English policy despite the fact that the example of Pak Se Ri shows, given enough time, a native Korean player can come up to par with the English, interviewing, and other crap. Very poor management, all around. Blueballs can talk the business and marketing aspect all he wants but that still doesn’t explain why only the Koreans, who make up less than half of the total number international players, were deliberately singled out. Somehow, I seriously doubt the pro-am crap is a significant revenue generator, TV ratings and corporate sponsorship are. If anything, the presence of Koreans in the LPGA has brought additional revenue streams, from Koreans. Samsung would have little reason to sponsor the LPGA and Korean TV would have no reason televise LPGA events if it were not for the Korean ladies playing golf and winning in the LPGA. On the amateurs, more and Korean ladies are buying Calloways, Taylor-mades, and Nike equipment and hitting the practice ranges and fields. If the LPGA thought they were having problems before then this is very bad PR. It also exposes the incredibly small-minded and short-sightedness of the LPGA management and the general insularity of the US sports audience.

134 WangKon936 August 28, 2008 at 8:34 am

@ 132…

I was lampooning IHBB’s instant association of all gyopos into the same bucket… not that I’m always gonna take the anti-position.

Relax… I take whatever position makes the most sense [to me]…

135 ah seoul August 28, 2008 at 8:53 am

There are probably more comments here on LPGA than actual viewers. Do any of the commentators here actually watch the sport? If so why?

136 redneck hickboy August 28, 2008 at 5:47 pm

From Bumfrom Korea:

You are obviously under the delusional mindset of the world where this singular entity of ‘the Koreans’ is fucking over the expats and take advantage of the other countries. News flash. That Korean guy who walked past you today? Didn’t have shit to do with Lone Star. The Korean lady playing golf at LPGA? What in dear Christ’s name did she contribute to setting the economic/trade policy of the Korean government?

You can turn this argument right around. What does a poor black kid from the South Side of Chicago have to do with any US Gov’t policy visa vis Korea? But the discriminatory policies of the Korean Gov’t prevent him from plahing ball in the KBL. He too is an individual who suffers for what he had nothing to do with. What’s the difference?

The Korean Gov’t, in a naked display of protectionism and hypocrisy, banned beef from 2003 to now on a pretext that was pure bullshit. Don’t you think INDIVIDUAL Americans suffered? Businesses shut down. Ranchers lost money.

Individuals bear the brunt of every wrong, every hypocrisy that any Gov’t can dream up. We need to start insisting on fairness our relations with this country. The free ride has to end.

The problem with schmucks like you is that you’re so used to Korean discrimination that you take it as an acceptable facet of life here, and you freak out if Americans even dream of insisting on fairness.

As far as I’m concerned, we would be justified in limiting the number of Korean players in sports in the US if they do the same to us. Fair is fair.

137 user-81 August 28, 2008 at 6:03 pm

“You can turn this argument right around. What does a poor black kid from the South Side of Chicago have to do with any US Gov’t policy visa vis Korea? But the discriminatory policies of the Korean Gov’t prevent him from plahing ball in the KBL. He too is an individual who suffers for what he had nothing to do with. What’s the difference?”

Argumentum ad malum et aurantium. The Korean golfer is (potentially) losing a job she already has; the poor black kid from the South Side of Chicago is not losing anything he already had or had reasonable likelihood of obtaining.

“The Korean Gov’t, in a naked display of protectionism and hypocrisy, banned beef from 2003 to now on a pretext that was pure bullshit. Don’t you think INDIVIDUAL Americans suffered? Businesses shut down. Ranchers lost money.”

As if Korea was the only country to cut off beef imports. New flash: countries all over the world did, including Japan and Mexico, the other two major importers of American beef. The reason was hardly “pure bullshit”? If individual Americans suffered in 2003, they should look at the shoddy state of the U.S. beef industry.

138 redneck hickboy August 29, 2008 at 10:34 am

Your Latin is impressive, but not your logic. The black kid might be playing hoops in Panama for low pay, lacking the skill to get into the NBA or Italy , or what have you. But in the global sports market, Korea is one country who is most definitely off limits to him.

My point is, Bum’s schlock about the horror of punishing Korean individuals holds no water. Every Korean, discriminatory policy harms individuals as well, and the number of these policies is too large to count..

Your news flash is off the mark too. WHile other countries stopped beef imports, how many held the ban in place for as long as Korea? The bullshit meter redlined when YEARS went by.

139 truebluepat August 29, 2008 at 3:03 pm

Three Cheers for IHeartBlueBalls!

America and the world needs to understand that the melting pot myth only perpetuates more hate. Let the Asians, Latinos, Ablinasians, purple people stay off my greens! Bottom line, when I go to the golf course on a Sunday morning, I don`t need to be hearing ‘kim-chi, etc.’ or ‘hola’ or ’sayonara’.

I have earned my money, pay my dues and when I am swinging my nine iron, speak English.

And don’t call me racist. I am just saying what many Anglo-Americans are saying when not around pseudo-intellectual politically-correct friends.

I love Asia. I have been to Thailand more than once and I respect the people. But that doesn’t change the fact that when you are in my country, I think you should speak my country’s language (and I mean, American, not the pansy, nasal thing called English).

If the LPGA, a private institution wants to hold Klan rallies on its lawns, then that is their right. Stay out of their business and if you dont want to play go back to your country, please and speak your own language to your heart’s content.

Can I get an amen, IHeartBB? You defend publicly what so many of us feel privately.

140 peter63 August 29, 2008 at 3:33 pm

It would be interesting to know the makeup of the LPGA’s viewership and the consumers targeted by the LPGA’s sponsors. I imagine the Korean market accounts for a large part of the LPGA’s client base. Taking the business analysis angle is fairly explanatory but it makes me wonder what sort of person wants to hang around golfers under a marquis for fun. Don’t people have better things to do? Going a round with a pro golfer and maybe some golfing tips makes for a little more credulous sponsor package, but can’t they just use an interpreter if there are language problems. I can’t say the idea leaves me with a very good impression. Reeks of arrogance. I hope they rethink it.
@ Redneck hickboy in 139, I’m under the belief Japan maintains its ban on US beef imports, but I could be wrong. You might want to look into it.

141 bumfromkorea August 29, 2008 at 3:45 pm

Yes, because I so defended KBL’s decision to limit foreign players from playing. I don’t remember typing that, but I’m sure you can find a quote.

you’re so used to Korean discrimination that you take it as an acceptable facet of life here

Seeing as how I haven’t been a resident over there since I was in 5th grade, I wonder how the hell I “got used to” Korean discrimination against foreigners. Heard horror stories about it though. You’re pulling assumptions straight out of your anal region.

I think the situation you mentioned is awful too, but you’re the one who brought it up – this thread was about LPGA, and you were definitely advocating the policy with the same philosophy that you obviously abhor. Eye for an eye, in other words, is FUCKING RETARDED. Especially when you start blurring the line between individuals and the society.

But in the spirit of your former argument, I’m going to go ahead and punch my friend from Afghanistan for decapitating civilians and slash the tires of my Iranian friends’ cars for all that nuclear bullshit. Hooray for taking international retributions out on uninvolved individuals!

@anyone with power to delete posts
#139 is either a brilliant satire or a truly amusing display of libertarian at its douchebaggiest. Please don’t delete it.

142 iheartblueballs August 29, 2008 at 4:35 pm

Can I get an amen, IHeartBB?

No you can’t. I defended the LPGA’s policy based on the economic realities of their business model. There’s nothing in your post I agree with.

143 Robert Koehler August 29, 2008 at 4:51 pm

…or a truly amusing display of libertarian at its douchebaggiest.

That was truly funny.

144 peter63 August 29, 2008 at 5:40 pm

I don’t get it. True blue pat obviously writing satire, so ‘display of libertarian at its douchebaggiest’ is targeted at i heart blue balls? Who was bum from korea answering Redneck hick boy?

145 bumfromkorea August 29, 2008 at 10:25 pm

Believe it or not, I have met some people claiming to be libertarians making arguments like truebluepat with a straight face in the past, so I had to be sure. :-D

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