Made in Korea

by Robert Koehler on July 26, 2008

in Korean Tabloid Crap

Yes… yes she is. (NSFW)

{ 30 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Janus July 26, 2008 at 10:32 pm

giggity giggity oh!

Why oh why did I move to India?

2 captbbq July 27, 2008 at 1:14 am

@1

…because your chance of hooking up with her in India is the same 0% you would have here in Korea?

3 seoulmilk July 27, 2008 at 1:46 am

ouch!

4 Sonagi July 27, 2008 at 5:07 am

@ Janus:

I can think of one very good reason to live in India. She’s married, but you can still look. There must be plenty of leggy, curvy women who are still single. IMHO, northern India and Pakistan have a concentration of good-looking people of both sexes.

5 wjk, 검은 머리 외국인 July 27, 2008 at 5:51 am

but I thought Indian people were even stricter with foreign marriages(religious reasons), and Lee Hyo Ri is still single.

6 user-81 July 27, 2008 at 5:53 am

“She’s married, but you can still look.”

Those things never last.

7 WangKon936 July 27, 2008 at 9:04 am

# 4,

I never really found India woman all that attractive. Hairier and generally thicker, on average.

Different strokes for different folks I guess.

8 wjk, 검은 머리 외국인 July 27, 2008 at 9:19 am

and the ladies in Pakistan, have female moustaches and in most cases, female beards, that they DO NOT shave.

and, they wear their covers, because you know, they are probably too beautiful to look at. You might have dirty thoughts checking out the hair on her lips.

Mo was a crazy guy.

9 wjk, 검은 머리 외국인 July 27, 2008 at 9:22 am

I disagree with wangkon, many Indian girls look better than the Korean ones. But some have even less attachments than the Korean ones. There seems to be a wide variation between North and South, unlike the artificial North and South variation of Koreans, made by our King Kim.

10 bumfromkorea July 27, 2008 at 9:59 am

I also disagree. Some of the Indian girls I’ve met are jaw-droppingly pretty and attractive. As in, not-legal-on-busy-street-for-the-fear-of-causing-car-accident attractive. I dunno about North or South thing… I never asked.

The hair thing is true though. A bit ashamed when the girl next to you has about 10 times the hair on her arms than you do…

11 Austin July 27, 2008 at 11:48 am

Apart from endorsing every product under the sun, does the woman actually make any money from music sales?

12 rothkowitz July 27, 2008 at 12:35 pm

She’s good at smiling,but not much else.She also needs to have smaller implants,as they detract from her hips.

13 Mr Kim July 27, 2008 at 5:50 pm

Re: Number 6

골키퍼가 있다고 골을 못 넣나.

14 Railwaycharm July 27, 2008 at 8:00 pm

She runs hot!

15 jag July 27, 2008 at 8:22 pm

The jeans need to be tighter.

16 leheg July 28, 2008 at 5:23 am

@ 12,
It’s been proved that Hyori did not get breast implants. The only plastic surgery, other than Botox, that she has confessed to is a nose job.

17 The Korean July 28, 2008 at 6:35 am

@13, one of my favorite Korean phrases.

Indian women can be amazingly beautiful, but my experience has been that their boobs are like pancakes hanging on a nail. Not sure how it compares to not having one at all, but hey.

18 JohnT July 28, 2008 at 7:18 am

What’s the thing with Hyo-ri. She’s standing there with a sign over her chest. BFD! Take the sign away and we might have something.

As far as Indian and Korean girls go, why would a guy want to be with a girl who has to shave their facial hair like they do?

Chicks who can grow moustaches and chin hair by the time they are 13 yrs old are just gross!!

19 Tripod July 28, 2008 at 1:25 pm

She’d be showing more if she was in a bikini.

20 NewYorkTom July 28, 2008 at 11:17 pm

When Indians are hot, they are hot.

It’s just how they grew up. All the ones I had had no extreme hair problems bc they all kept themselves well groomed. They were no harrier than the white girls and Spanish girls I had even when they were not recently groomed.

For instance, a gf of mine who was blond didnt look hairy but once the sunlight hit her body at a certain angle, she looked really hairy. I complained but all my white friends said I was crazy bc they thought she wasnt hairy at all! I found that very weird.

21 Netizen Kim July 29, 2008 at 6:25 am

I never really found India woman all that attractive.

Try doing a search on “Aishwarya Rai”.

22 wjk, 검은 머리 외국인 July 29, 2008 at 8:16 am

well, hair is better than some of you dudes who don’t grow a moustache, nor a beard, nor jaji hair.

23 user-81 July 29, 2008 at 8:19 am

wjk, What is wrong with you?

24 dogbert July 29, 2008 at 12:48 pm

Between Netizen Kim, JK, Wangkon, and New York Tom, we have a group of kyopo studs who have supposedly bedded a U.N. worth of women, from blondes to Indians.

What I don’t understand then is why so many Asian-American men are still bitching about the so-called “dating disparity”.

25 bumfromkorea July 29, 2008 at 1:12 pm

Hey! I’m a kyopo stud too! :-D

26 dogbert July 29, 2008 at 1:17 pm

I don’t doubt it!

27 Robert Koehler July 29, 2008 at 1:21 pm

Any other gyopo object to being left off Dogbert’s list?

28 WangKon936 July 29, 2008 at 1:43 pm

# 24,

Ha… there is a difference between knowing and knowing a girl…

Safe to say that I’ve known more girls than known them.

29 WangKon936 July 29, 2008 at 2:07 pm

“What I don’t understand then is why so many Asian-American men are still bitching about the so-called “dating disparity”.”

My answer here:

http://www.rjkoehler.com/2008/.....ent-173216

30 Netizen Kim July 30, 2008 at 4:24 am

This model from Peru is also patriotic.

http://www.elcomercio.com.pe/e.....vuelo.html

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