Yongbyon Demolition Porn

by Robert Koehler on June 28, 2008

Your Yongbyon Cooling Tower Demolition porn, courtesy Youtube:

As a bit of a eulogy to the deceased cooling tower, I’d like to say it was fun picking up North Korean jeeps with the Russian helicopter magnet and dropping them into the cooling tower in Mercenaries: Playground of Destruction.

Cooling Tower, you’ll be sorely missed.

{ 12 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Tristan June 28, 2008 at 4:37 pm

It’s a cooling tower. It’s a %$#@! cooling tower. Does anyone else realize how insignificant its destruction is? I can build you a cooling tower…right now.

2 William G June 28, 2008 at 11:10 pm

I double dog dare you.

3 Tristan June 29, 2008 at 12:22 am

It’s done. There is now a nuclear cooling tower chilling outside of my room. Now I just need some weapons grade plutonium.

4 Jerry June 29, 2008 at 1:39 am

Strategically speaking, it’s absolutely critical for S. Korea to get rid of N. Korean nukes, by whatever methods (lie, cheat, steak, rob, bribe). Due to the close proximity to the border, as well as heavy concentration of nearly half of S. Korean population and most of its industry in the greater Seoul area, if war ever breaks out and the north unloads its small nuclear stockpile on Seoul, S. Korea is effectively done as a nation for decades. The North’s convention military is quite backward and no match for the South, so nuclear weapons is their only effective counter-balance. Plus I doubt they care what happens to their people in a nuclear war.

5 WangKon936 June 29, 2008 at 4:52 pm

The unfortunate thing is that I bet you anything there are South Koreans in their 20′s or so thinking that North Korea surrendering their nukes is bad in some perverse pan-Korean kind of way.

6 R. Elgin June 30, 2008 at 1:05 pm

Here is the kicker, per the Chosun Ilbo

Sung Kim, director of the Korean affairs desk at the U.S. State Department, on Saturday said the cost of demolition of the cooling tower at the Yongbyon nuclear reactor is part of the cost of North Korea’s disablement of its nuclear facilities, which will be borne by the U.S. He added the costs will be defrayed later

So, the U.S. taxpayer is paying for this!? I think I would really *rather* use a soviet helicopter to drop NK jeeps into the thing.

7 WangKon936 June 30, 2008 at 1:31 pm

To # 6,

Explosives- $20,000
Demolition Team- $30,000
Clean-up- $100,000

Additional sleep gained from knowing it’s now that much harder to have krazy Kim Jong Il point Taepodong missiles at you or any of your allies?

Priceless.

8 hitest June 30, 2008 at 1:42 pm

Bet you Tristan is on the ball with this one.

They blew it up, in order to make room for an expansion of the Yongbyon nuclear facility. ( Total speculation I will admit)

Wait until you see the new, bigger and better cooling tower, paid for by you guessed who :)

9 WangKon936 June 30, 2008 at 1:48 pm

# 8,

I doubt it. The clincher for me is that they have given a dossier to the Chinese, which means they have given an implied promise to the Chinese that they won’t lie. Significant given that the Chinese supply the oil that keeps North Korea afloat.

10 jag July 1, 2008 at 9:21 am

Given the construction practices used in this part of the world, was that particular tower even reliably functional? They may have demolished crap. For shyo.

11 Eujin July 2, 2008 at 4:28 pm

It looks like the ANC and Nelson Mandela just (just) beat the North Koreans to it. And they didn’t even need to blow up a concrete tower to get there.

BBC

12 hitest September 9, 2009 at 2:17 pm

#8 hey….someone has my name…:/

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