Waeguk-sized condoms come to Korea

And there was much rejoicing.

BTW, that was today’s weak attempt at humor. No man-meat flame wars, please.

28 Comments

  1. Michael your flag
    Posted June 24, 2008 at 8:33 pm | Permalink

    Most of the thread comments here have been nothing but “man-meat flame wars.” Really boring but I guess the Korean-Japanese-Chinese who-invented-what-first and who-copied-who wienerfest at Marmot’s is never going to end.

    Those gals in the picture beating up sperm-men in the condom should use something more substantial to hit them with, like iron crowbars.

  2. Yoodaein Namja your flag
    Posted June 24, 2008 at 8:52 pm | Permalink

    This is not such a transformation of society as you make it out to be since I bought some “Hankook” condoms last year at a convenience store and they fit me pretty well.

  3. Bipolar Mindscrew your flag
    Posted June 24, 2008 at 9:03 pm | Permalink

    I love how this headline follows the Wondergirls headline in my RSS feed. Got something on your mind Andy?

  4. see the picture your flag
    Posted June 24, 2008 at 10:14 pm | Permalink

    News Flash:

    Two young Korean men suffocate to death after Durex condom promo goes amiss.

    Kim Yong-hi stated, “We thought they were having fun. Their expression in the final moments was what we were told to expect of men wearing a rubber, a short grimace then sleep.” She added that she and a co- member hit them several times more to revive them like any good women would.

    Following the Durex Company training and instructions they thought nothing of the two men laying prone in a state of unconsciousness and left them without further attempts to revive.

  5. KrZ your flag
    Posted June 24, 2008 at 11:24 pm | Permalink

    Even though I’m a foreigner I still find the headline somewhat offensive/inappropriate.

  6. Netizen Kim your flag
    Posted June 24, 2008 at 11:27 pm | Permalink

    We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all penises are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable rights…

  7. Posted June 25, 2008 at 12:46 am | Permalink

    Weak attempt at humor? No man meat flame wars?

    Kinda hard to do w/the subject of Koreans, weaguks and penis size… but good luck!

  8. GyopoTim your flag
    Posted June 25, 2008 at 5:01 am | Permalink

    From my investigation, I could never tell which is bigger whenever i’m in mo-kyok tang. But I did see a waegukin with a stud ring on his wang…

  9. Siddhartha your flag
    Posted June 25, 2008 at 7:30 am | Permalink

    # 1
    Ouch!! Don’t mind have these girls to hit me with crowbars..they need to strip down first though..

  10. mcnut your flag
    Posted June 25, 2008 at 7:59 am | Permalink

    i remember korean condoms ripping as soon as i put them on the tip of my tool!

  11. swlee your flag
    Posted June 25, 2008 at 8:06 am | Permalink

    I understand this measure will help decrease STD transmission and unintended pregnancies as the foreigner male wont have the problem of baggy condoms falling off during coitus.
    I imagine there would be nothing worse than rummaging around looking for a half-used condom.
    Any news on the kimchi-flavored rubbers?

  12. Posted June 25, 2008 at 8:13 am | Permalink

    “kimchi-flavored rubbers”

    Gee… is that a good idea? May cause a burning sensation, unless fellatio is the only thing intended.

  13. Siddhartha your flag
    Posted June 25, 2008 at 8:21 am | Permalink

    “May cause a burning sensation, unless fellatio is the only thing intended”

    The burning sensation ensures longer erection (no need for the delay ointment), spicy kimchi flavor enhances fellation experience (easy to swallow)…Dang!! I am going to Madision ave to pitch that..

  14. cmm your flag
    Posted June 25, 2008 at 9:49 am | Permalink

    don’t worry my waeguk friends, if you find yourself “in a pinch,” i.e. all you have on hand is a korean-sized condom, just don’t wear one. Koreans don’t have STDs (but you do), and, only about 5% of Korean girls ever insist on the condom anyway.

    Just kidding, wrap it up. Here is something that might help some of you:

    http://www.waygukcondoms.com

  15. IronChefKorean your flag
    Posted June 25, 2008 at 10:57 am | Permalink

    Amazing. When will Magnum Size condoms come into the Korean market?

    Thatll be a cold day in hell.

  16. KrZ your flag
    Posted June 25, 2008 at 11:03 am | Permalink

    When will Magnum Size condoms come into the Korean market?

    There are some Nigerians in the Itaewon area who are very concerned about this issue.

  17. cmm your flag
    Posted June 25, 2008 at 11:35 am | Permalink

    Magnums - you can get them on the US base …if you can get access to the US base.

  18. swlee your flag
    Posted June 25, 2008 at 11:39 am | Permalink

    You never struck me as the catcher type, cmm. ;)
    I suppose on the Internet we can be anybody that we are.

  19. swlee your flag
    Posted June 25, 2008 at 11:40 am | Permalink

    @14
    You never struck me as the catcher type, cmm. ;)

    I suppose on the Internet we can be anybody that we are.
    BTW, that link don’t work.

  20. swlee your flag
    Posted June 25, 2008 at 11:43 am | Permalink

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  21. cmm your flag
    Posted June 25, 2008 at 12:01 pm | Permalink

    what do you mean “catcher?”

    link works fine here.

  22. David your flag
    Posted June 25, 2008 at 12:55 pm | Permalink

    Awesome. That’s all I can say. Awesome.

  23. Alex your flag
    Posted June 25, 2008 at 1:36 pm | Permalink

    Yeah, when I was over there, I always made sure to bring condoms from base with me when I went out and about. The local variety were a bit uncomfy. Do you think Durex will import their normal line of products, or will they be more in line with what’s already on sale?

  24. Johnson your flag
    Posted June 25, 2008 at 2:02 pm | Permalink

    What those two guys in the picture are thinking:

    Worst. summer. job. EVER.

  25. swlee your flag
    Posted June 25, 2008 at 2:07 pm | Permalink

    @cmm
    I just get a html directory with files to sort through. Surely the importer of condoms would ensure the website was working effectively first, wouldn’t they? Maybe you need to be a foreigner to click the link

  26. Posted June 26, 2008 at 10:21 am | Permalink

    Have none of you ever purchased condoms at Olive Young?

    They have quite a fancy selection, and DO sell Magnum sized condoms.

    Check it out and stop being such stereotypical goofs.

    Yes, im looking at you 15.

  27. cmm your flag
    Posted June 26, 2008 at 11:38 am | Permalink

    chiamatt, for some reason, your site is blocked by my company’s firewall. I think I visited there from home and left a comment last weekend, but don’t remember seeing anything too controversial. Considering what IS allowed thru the firewall (a LOT of crap), and that your site isn’t a blogspot site (such sites are blocked) I’m curious… any idea why you seem to be singled out?

    Guess I’ll have to surf what I can with babelfish.

    and thanks for the tip.

  28. Posted June 27, 2008 at 9:14 am | Permalink

    CMM, smokehard is blocked eh? That IS strange. I have no idea. Perhaps dreamhost is the problem.

    And yes, you did post a comment. Thanks.

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