Most of the thread comments here have been nothing but “man-meat flame wars.” Really boring but I guess the Korean-Japanese-Chinese who-invented-what-first and who-copied-who wienerfest at Marmot’s is never going to end.
Those gals in the picture beating up sperm-men in the condom should use something more substantial to hit them with, like iron crowbars.
This is not such a transformation of society as you make it out to be since I bought some “Hankook” condoms last year at a convenience store and they fit me pretty well.
Two young Korean men suffocate to death after Durex condom promo goes amiss.
Kim Yong-hi stated, “We thought they were having fun. Their expression in the final moments was what we were told to expect of men wearing a rubber, a short grimace then sleep.” She added that she and a co- member hit them several times more to revive them like any good women would.
Following the Durex Company training and instructions they thought nothing of the two men laying prone in a state of unconsciousness and left them without further attempts to revive.
I understand this measure will help decrease STD transmission and unintended pregnancies as the foreigner male wont have the problem of baggy condoms falling off during coitus.
I imagine there would be nothing worse than rummaging around looking for a half-used condom.
Any news on the kimchi-flavored rubbers?
“May cause a burning sensation, unless fellatio is the only thing intended”
The burning sensation ensures longer erection (no need for the delay ointment), spicy kimchi flavor enhances fellation experience (easy to swallow)…Dang!! I am going to Madision ave to pitch that..
don’t worry my waeguk friends, if you find yourself “in a pinch,” i.e. all you have on hand is a korean-sized condom, just don’t wear one. Koreans don’t have STDs (but you do), and, only about 5% of Korean girls ever insist on the condom anyway.
Just kidding, wrap it up. Here is something that might help some of you:
Yeah, when I was over there, I always made sure to bring condoms from base with me when I went out and about. The local variety were a bit uncomfy. Do you think Durex will import their normal line of products, or will they be more in line with what’s already on sale?
@cmm
I just get a html directory with files to sort through. Surely the importer of condoms would ensure the website was working effectively first, wouldn’t they? Maybe you need to be a foreigner to click the link
chiamatt, for some reason, your site is blocked by my company’s firewall. I think I visited there from home and left a comment last weekend, but don’t remember seeing anything too controversial. Considering what IS allowed thru the firewall (a LOT of crap), and that your site isn’t a blogspot site (such sites are blocked) I’m curious… any idea why you seem to be singled out?
Guess I’ll have to surf what I can with babelfish.
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Most of the thread comments here have been nothing but “man-meat flame wars.” Really boring but I guess the Korean-Japanese-Chinese who-invented-what-first and who-copied-who wienerfest at Marmot’s is never going to end.
Those gals in the picture beating up sperm-men in the condom should use something more substantial to hit them with, like iron crowbars.
This is not such a transformation of society as you make it out to be since I bought some “Hankook” condoms last year at a convenience store and they fit me pretty well.
I love how this headline follows the Wondergirls headline in my RSS feed. Got something on your mind Andy?
News Flash:
Two young Korean men suffocate to death after Durex condom promo goes amiss.
Kim Yong-hi stated, “We thought they were having fun. Their expression in the final moments was what we were told to expect of men wearing a rubber, a short grimace then sleep.” She added that she and a co- member hit them several times more to revive them like any good women would.
Following the Durex Company training and instructions they thought nothing of the two men laying prone in a state of unconsciousness and left them without further attempts to revive.
Even though I’m a foreigner I still find the headline somewhat offensive/inappropriate.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all penises are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable rights…
Weak attempt at humor? No man meat flame wars?
Kinda hard to do w/the subject of Koreans, weaguks and penis size… but good luck!
From my investigation, I could never tell which is bigger whenever i’m in mo-kyok tang. But I did see a waegukin with a stud ring on his wang…
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Ouch!! Don’t mind have these girls to hit me with crowbars..they need to strip down first though..
i remember korean condoms ripping as soon as i put them on the tip of my tool!
I understand this measure will help decrease STD transmission and unintended pregnancies as the foreigner male wont have the problem of baggy condoms falling off during coitus.
I imagine there would be nothing worse than rummaging around looking for a half-used condom.
Any news on the kimchi-flavored rubbers?
“kimchi-flavored rubbers”
Gee… is that a good idea? May cause a burning sensation, unless fellatio is the only thing intended.
“May cause a burning sensation, unless fellatio is the only thing intended”
The burning sensation ensures longer erection (no need for the delay ointment), spicy kimchi flavor enhances fellation experience (easy to swallow)…Dang!! I am going to Madision ave to pitch that..
don’t worry my waeguk friends, if you find yourself “in a pinch,” i.e. all you have on hand is a korean-sized condom, just don’t wear one. Koreans don’t have STDs (but you do), and, only about 5% of Korean girls ever insist on the condom anyway.
Just kidding, wrap it up. Here is something that might help some of you:
http://www.waygukcondoms.com
Amazing. When will Magnum Size condoms come into the Korean market?
Thatll be a cold day in hell.
When will Magnum Size condoms come into the Korean market?
There are some Nigerians in the Itaewon area who are very concerned about this issue.
Magnums - you can get them on the US base …if you can get access to the US base.
You never struck me as the catcher type, cmm.
I suppose on the Internet we can be anybody that we are.
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You never struck me as the catcher type, cmm.
I suppose on the Internet we can be anybody that we are.
BTW, that link don’t work.
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what do you mean “catcher?”
link works fine here.
Awesome. That’s all I can say. Awesome.
Yeah, when I was over there, I always made sure to bring condoms from base with me when I went out and about. The local variety were a bit uncomfy. Do you think Durex will import their normal line of products, or will they be more in line with what’s already on sale?
What those two guys in the picture are thinking:
Worst. summer. job. EVER.
@cmm
I just get a html directory with files to sort through. Surely the importer of condoms would ensure the website was working effectively first, wouldn’t they? Maybe you need to be a foreigner to click the link
Have none of you ever purchased condoms at Olive Young?
They have quite a fancy selection, and DO sell Magnum sized condoms.
Check it out and stop being such stereotypical goofs.
Yes, im looking at you 15.
chiamatt, for some reason, your site is blocked by my company’s firewall. I think I visited there from home and left a comment last weekend, but don’t remember seeing anything too controversial. Considering what IS allowed thru the firewall (a LOT of crap), and that your site isn’t a blogspot site (such sites are blocked) I’m curious… any idea why you seem to be singled out?
Guess I’ll have to surf what I can with babelfish.
and thanks for the tip.
CMM, smokehard is blocked eh? That IS strange. I have no idea. Perhaps dreamhost is the problem.
And yes, you did post a comment. Thanks.
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