God Damn It, You Can’t Even Go to a Baseball Game Without All These Foreign Jackasses Ruining It All

Apparently it’s no longer safe to bring your family to the baseball game anymore thanks to drunk foreign men.

Not to defend my jackass dongpo, but when I think about how well the behaved Samsung Lion fans treated Lotte’s Felix Jose in the 1999 playoffs, I’ve just got to laugh.

18 Comments

  1. Posted May 15, 2008 at 4:48 pm | Permalink

    ever since they closed veterans’ stadium there’s been an uptick in this behivor worldwide.

  2. mcnut your flag
    Posted May 15, 2008 at 5:01 pm | Permalink

    that incident with jose in 99 was wild..i bet he never imagined he would be doused with boiling ramien during his playing days in korea!!!!

  3. Granfalloon your flag
    Posted May 15, 2008 at 6:41 pm | Permalink

    Wow, this article couldn’t come at a better time. Didn’t we just see a heated debate over whether or not foreigners are unfairly held to different standards than Koreans a few threads ago? And here we have foreigners and Koreans who have committed identical crimes.

    The foreigners? They are racist jackasses, idiots for whom “physical punishment cannot be ruled out.”

    The Koreans? Well, their behavior is the fault of the foreigners.

    I swear, you cannot make this shit up.

  4. SomeguyinKorea your flag
    Posted May 15, 2008 at 6:53 pm | Permalink

    #3,

    Right, so these ‘foreigners’ (the guy could have been a naturalized Korean, the reporter just doesn’t know) are ruining it for everyone…and yet the crowds cheer them on. Man, you’re right. You couldn’t make this shit up.

  5. Posted May 15, 2008 at 7:46 pm | Permalink

    The article is shite, but - as would happen back home - I hope the offenders (both Korean and non-) took a couple of elbows to the ribs while being apprehended.

  6. Posted May 15, 2008 at 7:48 pm | Permalink

    I just had an idea. Why not hire Felix Jose to provide security…bat in hand.

  7. slim your flag
    Posted May 15, 2008 at 8:01 pm | Permalink

    US ballpark streakers and those who run on the field mid-game get taken down/out with extreme prejudice.

  8. aaronm your flag
    Posted May 15, 2008 at 8:04 pm | Permalink

    #5, this is how Australian cricket team member Andrew Symmonds dealt with the problem last summer (37 seconds to 46)

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=kTWOk6slU_Y

  9. globalvillageidiot your flag
    Posted May 15, 2008 at 8:47 pm | Permalink

    Maybe this wouldn’t be such a problem if you had to pay $7 or $8/beer like in the US or Canada instead of $3/beer at a game here. On the other hand, Korean baseball isn’t all that entertaining unless there is beer - preferably lots of it - involved. Unless you’re into countless fielding errors, the sound of thundersticks, and the antics of male handclapping cheerleaders, that is.

    I’ve seen clips of a few guys jumping onto the ice in the middle of an NHL game, and they get - deservedly - hammered down hard by officials if security doesn’t get to them first.

  10. Inkevitch your flag
    Posted May 15, 2008 at 10:07 pm | Permalink

    I was at that match. Classic hit. Two streakers that game. About 8 people around me were escorted/arrested and I had the bad luck to bring my loud mouthed Punjabi mate. We had alot of peanuts thrown at us when he crowed “Singh is king” in response to the always classic, “Harbhajan’s a wanker”.

    A little part of me died that day.

  11. JohnT your flag
    Posted May 16, 2008 at 6:50 am | Permalink

    No, there’s no xenophobia in Korea. As I’m sure Koreans will point out, this same thing happens in the US to Koreans.

    Koreans as a group are always specifically targeted in other nations media. It’s always pointed out how Koreans are destroyies other socities. It’s true.

  12. JohnT your flag
    Posted May 16, 2008 at 6:52 am | Permalink

    that is destroying other societies

  13. Posted May 16, 2008 at 9:25 am | Permalink

    Symonds is an animal. I like how he just casually clears his crease afterwards.

    http://images.google.com.au/im.....amp;tab=wi

  14. BK your flag
    Posted May 16, 2008 at 9:35 am | Permalink

    Damn, those players need to hit the gym and bulk up w/ some creatine or whatever crap Mark McGwire and half the players in the 90’s were taking. Them Samsung Lions look weak!

  15. Posted May 16, 2008 at 10:00 am | Permalink

    Too bad one of the security dudes was not able to get a sweet blindside tackle on him.

    That cricket one is great.

  16. Posted May 16, 2008 at 10:09 am | Permalink

    p.s. best pitch-invasion / streaker ever…

    http://kr.youtube.com/watch?v=.....re=related

  17. bumfromkorea your flag
    Posted May 16, 2008 at 10:13 am | Permalink

    That is monumentally awesome on so many different levels.

  18. aaronm your flag
    Posted May 16, 2008 at 1:22 pm | Permalink

    #9. “and the antics of male handclapping cheerleaders, that is.”

    Even more disturbing was when I attended a Korea vs China rugby friendly in Seoul two years ago and they brought out the dancing matador/gimp to get the crowd going. Regular rugby fans such as myself were either amused or downright embarrassed but they certainly knew how to turn on the adjumas in the stands.

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